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New Church Opens in San Francisco!

The Church of the Divine Luminescence proudly opened its doors last Friday in downtown. In a ribbon cutting ceremony attended by over 500 residents, the new Church’s pastor Gloria Hermann gave a grand speech proclaiming its commitment to bringing light and life to every member of the San Francisco community.

 

“We will bring illumination to all in our tender care”

                   -Gloria Hermann, March 2024

Gloria continued, making a firm promise to reach out and support our unhoused community, a gesture that has stirred up some discussion. 

But what do you all think of these developments?

I’d love to hear from you all in our Q&A below. This is James Gurn of the Independent Gazzete, signing off.

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