In a shocking turn of events, the bustling boba scene in downtown Waterville took a bitter turn yesterday as Bobasaurus, a popular boba shop known for its delectable drinks, was forced to close its doors amidst a chaotic tea-time tussle. Witnesses reported that what started as a normal tea-filled day, quickly escalated into a full-blown brawl, with customers and staff alike caught in the crossfire of flying tapioca pearls and overturned tables.
"I couldn't believe my eyes," said one onlooker, who wished to remain anonymous. "One minute, I was ordering some bubble tea, and the next, I was ducking for cover as boba balls flew past my head, and people scrambled outside."
The violence reportedly erupted when shots rang out in the apartments above the shop. Unknowingly, tempers flared, and soon, fists were flying, drinks were splashing, and chaos descended upon the shop. Local authorities quickly responded to the scene, but by the time they arrived, the damage had been done. Bobasaurus was left in shambles, with broken glass, blood, and spilled tea covering the floor.
"It's a shame to see such a beloved establishment brought to ruin like this," said Police Chief Johnson. "We're working diligently to apprehend those responsible and bring them to justice."
In the wake of the incident, Bobasaurus has announced that it will be closing its doors indefinitely, citing safety concerns for its customers and staff.
"We are deeply saddened by the events that transpired yesterday," read a statement from the shop's owner. "Our priority has always been the safety and well-being of our customers and staff, and we feel that closing our doors is the best course of action at this time."
As the boba-loving community in Waterville reels from this shocking turn of events, one thing is clear: the once peaceful world of bubble tea will never be the same again.
On March 14, 2018, a little-known company named Gen-Wyld announced FDA approval for a groundbreaking procedure to enhance a patient’s primary and secondary sexual characteristics using gene therapy. The company was an overnight success.
Shortly thereafter, they introduced a suite of gene-altering body modification procedures that allowed patients to make dramatic aesthetic changes to their bodies by gene-splicing “non-human” anatomy. Those daring (and wealthy) enough can now add cuttlefish pigmentation to their skin, sport a pair of fox ears, and even add a functional tail. While rare, these so-called “modders” draw plenty of hate from conservative communities.
Thanks to their revolutionary procedures, Gen-Wyld is now a household name. Norman Carlson, Gen-Wyld’s chief evangelist, recently announced the company is in the trial phase for a groundbreaking treatment for diabetes.
Yet despite their success, a shroud of secrecy surrounds Gen-Wyld. Their no-patent policy obscures the secrets of their procedures from the public eye. Financial experts claim that Gen-Wyld is run less like a traditional business and more like an NGO with some specific, unknown objective.
Some claim that they will not stop until humanity has been reduced to monstrous slaves and that Gen-Wyld’s board of directors will install themselves as inhuman overlords of the new world order.
However, until the true secrets behind Gen-Wyld are discovered, the genetic biotech firm will continue to grow, develop, and progress its grand designs.