Telling Mark what happened before i arrived to El Paso.
Mark wanna hear sumthin' cool?
I was playin the fiddle at what they call bay area, and all of a sudden KAPOW a letter appears in fron' of me. Ya know damn well i can't read or wrie't, so i asked this musteh lookin' guy to read it for me. He done told me bout this contract in El Paso, Ari-whatever. Ya know i ain got nun' license or car, so i dun asked the homeless gentleman to steal a car for me. He wouldnt at first, but then i played a beautiful melody, which convinced him to steal the car for me. After i distracted sum people at a store with my perfect melodic fiddleing, he stole the car! Now... Mark, u and me both know i can't drive, so i asked the homeless man to drive me to El Paso. His dumbass actually did...
well some hours go by and the police are after us. I told his dumbass to slow down, because we shouldn't look suspicious, and he did! what a fuckin idiot.
So, not only did he steal this car, but he also had me, AN 14 YEAR OLD HILL BILLY W NO PARENTS. I told him exactly that, you should have seen his face, jajajajajajajajajajajajajajaja, he was terrified.
He got out of the car and tried running away, i heard screams and some gunshots, what a fuckin idiot, am i right Mark???
Well, after that the cop talked to me, and i lied to him sayin i dun got kidnapped, HE BELIEVED ME, fuckin idiot as well, not only is hea pig but hes also an idiot.
Long story short he brought me to EL Paso and in EL Paso u know what happened.
Wasnt that a cool story Mark? can u teach me how to drive now.