Potential Clientele.
So it's time to converse about my trusty companions, soon to be clients I'm sure. Maybe even friends? I haven't had much luck in that department really, I always end up getting into bother with them because of this silver tongue and lust for money and fame. Anyway, let's begin:
- Selene Hollow first. She's a sarcastic, charismatic tattoo artist. I've never been much interested in tattoos. A man as short as me only has a limited amount of surface area on this body. What story can a little drawing tell on my body that I can't with my voice box? Anyway, Selene. She's actually quite...normal. I didn't expect that with this ragtag group of weirdos. Normality is especially important in this entirely unique and weird situation. She will, I expect, keep us grounded and engaged with the task at hand. You know what? I actually quite enjoy her company. It balances out the absolutely insane elderly man that I find so much joy from.
- Onto said elderly man: Uncle Ben. Is he a pirate? Is he a privateer? Is he a pensioner? Is he a hitman? Is he Neo from the Matrix? Honestly I've no idea. I've stopped guessing now, and have just accepted that whatever he wants to be, he is. But damn, the man can shoot. He has this insane gat in his back pocket that shreds anything and anybody in its way. The man never misses too. I feel somewhat more comfortable with him around, and I get my entertainment from him, definitely. I suspect he and I will become very close friends indeed. If I need somebody gone, I'm sure I can spin the situation in a way where he also wants them gone. Clinically insane? Yes. Funny and unique? Absolutely.
- Speaking of Funny, we move onto another one of my new companions. Funny Harvester. Now what I did notice is that Funny sort of disappeared on this boat, we found her snoozing in a cell, in the company of a Tapir. I was honestly speechless. Whilst we were working hard, firing our 9mm's (Or for Uncle Ben, a 50kal Handgun), Funny was asleep in the hay. Though, it doesn't take away from the fact that this Tapir took a great interest in her. Could it be some magical mumbo-jumbo to somehow influence animals? I'm not sure, but it is certainly interesting. I'll have to find out more. She seems to be great with animals, and from what I understand she's a farmer of sorts. However judging from what I've seen, she's got the charisma of a door. Ah well....Not everyone can be as perfect as I am....
- Next up, Danny Plentitude. As the subtle name suggest, the man is LOADED. He's also American, the only non-British individual in the group. The man is clearly an intellectual, and has quite the silver tongue himself. He helped us out a lot, using some strange technique to sort of influence people to do his bidding. Now that is a power I've always dreamed of! If I could gain this man as a client, then it's a life of wealth and glory for me. He's a hater of the, 'Woke'. Now me, if a person has cash in their pocket that they're giving to me, I don't care if they're asleep or awake. Nevertheless, Danny is a bright spark within this group, and will absolutely be useful in the coming future.