"Okay, yeah, so! I actually just moved to Seattle, like, basically when my first contract happened, which is kinda a crazy coincidence (unlesssss...?). Mostly it was just for, like, networking opportunities? It was either that or Cali, and I kinda didn't want to live somewhere suuuuper hot, y'know? It can be fun but honestly during the summer I would just be bleh and people would probably be about it if I was posting drenched in sweat on main. Not the kinda content I'm putting out without a big freaking paywall y'know?"
"Anyway, it's a nice place! Super spacious, nice big open plan kitchen, and my room is super cute now that it's all decorated! It freaks me out a little being so high up, but I'm sure I'll get used to it and until then I just stand back from the big windows (I mean seriously the natural light is great but do they have to be floor-to-ceiling and basically invisible?). Way expensive, though. Maybe I should add a couple extra sub tiers? That should cover it. I hope."
"I just wanna be, like, comfy, y'know? Or maybe that's not the right way to put it. Hmmmm. Okay, so... Power feels good, right? Better than anything else, better than any drug or naughty stuff or anything like that. I don't know, maybe it sounds bad to put it that way, but I loooove it when people would do anything for me, and I don't think that's bad! That's love, isn't it? And that feeling, for a lot of people, of not having to think, just wanting to serve, feels soooo good too, so if it's mutual and everyone's having fun, what's so bad about it? So, yeah! That's kinda how I feel. I wanna eat lots of sweets and make lots of money and have people worship me because that is what they'd find most fulfilling in life! And I'm not gonna kill anyone over it, and if they die by accident that's really sad, unless they're like, really stoked abouut dying for me! I hope I don't die either though. That kinda seems like it would suck."