Beans Beaniehall's Questionnaire

What town or city do you live in?

New York City

Why do you live there instead of anywhere else?

Times Square is a central battleground in the fight against corporate greed and environmental exploitation. Every day I stand in Times Square and give my speeches, cultivating a sense of community and camaraderie amongst the masses.

Describe your home.

I do not see the need for material possessions besides a beanie and live a pseudo-nomadic lifestyle, but I survive through donations from random fans and the support of my loving polycule, a talented group of 8 people from diverse backgrounds who share my values and are very special to me. We are genuine and I am loved because of my fame and because I am a hardcore hippie soldier. They live in a medium-sized bohemian-style apartment full of plants and animals that they collectively pay for (besides Beans and most radical members of the polycule). The walls are adorned with protest posters, artwork, and mementos from Beans' activism campaigns.

How do you get your money right now?

I embrace a minimalist lifestyle, experiences and connections>material possessions. I live on donations from random fans and whatever my polycule treats me to,  and when I spend I prioritize purchases that are necessary for my activism and well-being.

What do you spend it on?

My polycule manages the financial side of my activism endeavors, pooling our money to make strategic investments and partnerships that align with our values. Some members of the polycule may share my incredibly frugal lifestyle, others have more financial resources to contribute. We work together to ensure that everyone's financial needs are met while still prioritizing my activism efforts.

Describe your Ambition.

My ambition burns like a wildfire in the heart of the forest, fierce and unyielding.

What are you striving for?

I strive for a world where justice reigns supreme, and where the earth is revered as a sacred home for all living beings and the voices of the oppressed are always heard.

How far would you go to achieve this?

I would go to hell and back to achieve my ambitions, traversing treacherous paths, facing formidable adversaries, and enduring countless hardships along the way. There is no mountain too high, no river too wide, and no obstacle too daunting to deter me from my path.

Would you kill for it?

If I need to defend himself or others from imminent harm. 

How close to death would you come for it?

I would gladly stare death in the face if it meant achieving my goals. For what is life without purpose, without meaning? I would rather live a short life filled with passion and purpose than a long life devoid of meaning. My commitment to my ambition is unwavering, and I will stop at nothing to see it realized.

The day I witnessed the destruction of my childhood home, a small commune nestled deep in the heart of the forests of upstate New York. My family lived in tandem with the forest, being careful not to disturb the local ecosystem. Our quiet life ended when a ruthless and terrible logging company clear-cut the forest, the trees that stood for centuries falling one by one right before my very eyes, destroying the community of life that raised me. Nothing was the same afterwards, it instilled in him a deep sense of empathy and compassion for all living beings, and a fierce determination to never again stand idly by in the face of injustice, even if it means death.

Willow Woodrow: My closest friend and ally in the fight to protect the environment. Willow's gentle demeanor and unwavering support provide me with strength and solace in times of need. Together, they stand as staunch advocates for the voiceless and defenders of the natural world. 

Sage Sableleaf: Sage Sableleaf is a family friend, wise elder, and my mentor figure. She's known among hippies for her deep connection to the earth and her profound knowledge of herbalism and natural remedies. She resides in a tranquil grove in Queens, where she tends to her garden and offers guidance to those seeking wisdom and healing. I often seek out Sage for her sage advice and spiritual counsel, finding solace and inspiration in her presence. It was also Sage who came up with the legendary design of my beanie, and the embroidery on it that came to represent my movement.

River Rockridge: River Rockridge is a passionate activist and fellow member of my polycule, a tight-knit group of activists dedicated to fighting for social justice and equality. River's fiery spirit and unyielding determination constantly inspires others to push themselves further and never back down from a challenge. Together, we stand as allies in the struggle for a better world, united by our shared ideals and unwavering commitment to making a difference.

How was your childhood?:

My childhood was non-traditional and unconventional, I was raised in the forest away from modern society and taught to live off the land.

Who were your parents?:

My parents were many, I was raised by a polycule of hippies.

What were they like?:

A diverse mix of free-spirited individuals, united by their shared values of peace, love, and harmony with nature. Each of the influenced me in their own unique way.

Did you attend school? If so, did you fit in? If not, why not?:

My parents believed in alternative forms of education that prioritized experiential learning and holistic development. My education was rooted in hands-on experiences, nature-based teachings, and community-led workshops and discussions. I thrived in this setting but I found it difficult to relate to my contemporaries, my unconventional upbringing and radical beliefs making me a target for ridicule and misunderstanding. Despite this, I remained true to himself and my values, finding solace and acceptance within the loving embrace of my polycule family.

Have you ever been in love?

Yes

With who?

My polycule, though my first love interest was a woman named Meadow Moonbeam.

What happened?

She was the first outside of the forest to show me acceptance. For a time we were inseparable, our bond strengthened by our shared experiences and shared dreams of a better world. But in the end our passion for revolution caused our paths to diverge, as Meadow's work took her to distant lands, where she fought tirelessly against injustice and oppression, I remained in Times Square and created a following. Meadow Moonbeam left an indelible mark on my heart and soul, and we still keep in contact as she is an honorary member of the polycule.

Here are some of my worst fears and the reasons behind them:

• Environmental Catastrophe: The catastrophic effects of environmental degradation and climate change, including natural disasters, habitat loss, and species extinction. I am acutely aware of the fragile balance of the earth's ecosystems and the urgent need to protect them from further harm. The thought of irreversible damage to the planet fills me with dread, as future generations will inherit the consequences of our actions.
• Social Injustice and Oppression: The perpetuation of social injustice and oppression, including systemic racism, inequality, and discrimination. I witnessed firsthand the devastating impact of these injustices on marginalized communities. The thought of injustice prevailing fills me with a sense of righteous anger and determination to create change.
• Failure to Inspire Change: The possibility of failing to inspire meaningful change in others and mobilize collective action for social and environmental justice. For it means nothing to be the ultimate psionic warrior if the world rejects your cause.

Overall, my worst fears are rooted in my deep-seated commitment to creating a better world for all beings. I am driven by a sense of responsibility to future generations and a profound reverence for the earth and its inhabitants. Despite the daunting challenges I remain steadfast in my resolve to confront these fears head-on and continue the fight for justice and equality.

My most prized possessions are not material objects (aside from the beanie), but rather the intangible qualities and connections that hold deep meaning and significance in my life.

• My Beanie

While it may seem like just another piece of clothing, it holds immense sentimental value for him and his people as a symbol of the revolution. Weathered and worn, it serves as evidence of the countless adventures and struggles I have faced in my quest for justice. The beanie serves as a tangible reminder of my roots and the journey I have embarked on to create a better world for all beings.

• My Polycule

My chosen family, my pillars of support, and my partners in the fight for justice. The love and solidarity they share are invaluable, serving as a constant source of strength and inspiration. We are the dream team and we will change the world even at the risk of our lives.

• My Voice

A powerful, finely-tuned instrument of truth and positive change. My voice is my most potent weapon in the fight against injustice, a sacred gift to be wielded with courage and conviction.