Mister Red Bull's Questionnaire

"UCB bay-bee! California rules! I've been at UCB for four years now on a sports scholarship, and it's pretty gnar. More like University of Gnarlifornia Berkeley, am I right, dudes? I just stay on campus in one of the dorms, 'cuz it's easier that way, and I get to hang with my bros all the time, livin' that Red Bull™ lifestyle! I guess it used to be some kinda frat house but they don't really 'do' that sorta thing any more, so it's pretty chill a lot of the time. Except when Dylan's around, that dude's fuckin' crazy! But, nah, it's just us six, hangin' out, gettin' our bro on - Me, Dylan, Hass the Big Man, Big Chet, Bigger Chet, and The Biggest Chet. We found a beer pong table recently, so that's pretty cool."

"Yeeeeah, dude, I think it was like, a year and a half ago, around the time we found out my sister was sick - like sick sick, not totally tubular sick - that the Red Bull™ dudes got in touch and offered me this sweet gig, and I was like 'are you guys kidding me? I love Red Bull™' and they were like 'we know', which sounded pretty ominous but it's just like, normal metrics stuff they keep for every customer apparently. So yeah, now I just film myself doing stunts and shit while repping Red Bull™ clothes and then they pay me. And spread the good word of the Red Bull™ brand around campus; make sure not to cover the logo while I'm drinking it, bring it up in conversations occasionally, that kinda thing, y'know? So yeah, my sis is feeling a lot better now I can cover her treatment, and then the rest is usually for if I get too beat up doing a stunt and need to go to the hospital again. It's a good gig!"