Luke's Questionnaire

I live in Las Pinas. As for why I live there, it's cause my parents live there and it's up to them where I live 'cause we live in a fucked up world where kids aren't treated like people until 18 years old. If it were up to me I'd live in the slums. Real kanal-type shit. But it's okay, 'cause I'd be happy there. Livelier, you know? People with money aren't lively at all, they're all modern houses and minimalism and very little color. My mom's like that. You rarely see her in any color that's not black or white, so much I make fun of her for it. She isn't passionate about anything. Most rich people are like that, not passionate about anything. That's why I never fit in, you know? I may be kinda sociopathic but I'm pretty much all passion. Sucks like shit and the second I get outta here I'm gonna have the liveliest life anybody's ever seen, mark my words.

Mostly stealing. No, wait, stop, I was kidding, I was kidding, don't show that to mom-

My allowance, pretty much. 200 a day, comfy enough to buy myself an iced tea at Vermosa and maybe some pizza if I'm feeling especially peckish that day. Most of the time I stash my money and spend it on stuff to care for my animals. Larceny's pretty demanding with the kinds of treats I give him, so I can't cheap out when it comes to that. Little fucker won't listen to me training him if the treats aren't worth his while.

Larceny himself was pretty expensive - what, 1k? Like, 1.3k, I think. But he's turned out to be a pretty good investment.