Jimmy Rockman's Questionnaire

1. What town or city do you live in? Why do you live there instead of anywhere else? Describe your home.

Link Answered after Contract 1, To Russia With Love

I live in Lundion in the UK. I have nice home. It has soft bed. Big  ice box, heat box. I do wish my home had less people. This place is quite full. I want more tree. I like tree. Also people mean a lot of time. not great tribe. vary separated. I work on life box with weeels I halp fix people. They have me lift people into life box. I some time get to help fix people I good with make blood stop. I do want bigger home. with frinds. I wan't biger tribe to eat and be happy with. I do miss my old home it was not as nice but I had good tribe.

2. How do you get your money right now? What do you spend it on?

Link Answered after Contract 2, There's a Light...

I work in life van. I go around with friend and help people live when they don't do it well on thier own. I mostly stop blood from exit body and carry people. I vary strong. Strong used to mean I was in charge. That is no longer. Boss man nice to me because I don't need stop time. Some time people Yell at me. I don't like that. Friend help when people yell. I Get good money. Money is weird. People no just help people need money to help most times. People like when I help. I find this wird.

3. Describe your Ambition. What are you striving for? How far would you go to achieve this? Would you kill for it? How close to death would you come for it?

Link Answered after Contract 2, There's a Light...

I don't die. Other people lose color and die. I don't like people die. I want to let other people not die like me. I try to give me my red life juice. It no help. Must do more test. I can fix holes in people. and other bad. but it never work long time. I lived in tribe. tribe go on and on but I stay same. it make me sad. I went into cold tall to find help on die thing. I did not find life help thing. I got real cold. I wake up. and people are funny. They have weird fur on. and talk funny. It take long time to talk with them but I slowly got it

4. What was the most defining event of your life (before signing The Contract), and how did it change you?

Link Answered after Contract 3, The Milk Run

Jimmy don't remember it too good. long time past bad winter frends got cold and had no food. next thing I know frends try and make frens into food... I had to stop them. I so so so so sorry. I had to. I lost all my frends that day. I had to live. after that food come to no move frends. they help me one last time. I ate big cat and dog that try to eat dead frend. I still feel bad. I could have just became food and then I wouldent have to feel this way. but then I would be done and I have ben going for so long being done scare me.

5. Name and briefly describe three people in your life. One must be the person you are closest to.

Link Answered after Contract 3, The Milk Run

Jimmy has lots of freinds now. moving life box frends. They good to me help me heal people better and don't yell at me when I do bad. They gave me burthday partty this year I don't know my burthday so we did ice day that white coat frends told me.

 

I also like white coat Frernds they have me do "tests" the machens are scary but they give me good food and they teach me inportent things like words and things Not to do to people like hit them to win mean talk.

 

I also have stinky frends who live in back yard. they have littly soft house. when I ask why they have soft house they say big words like "econamy" I don't know that word. also "polotion" I also don't know that word they say it means Cunt I do know that word. I give them food and they teach me lots of things. also help with wierd house things like when cold box no work. when sky bad I let them in my hard house to keep them safe.

6. How was your childhood? Who were your parents? What were they like? Did you attend school? If so, did you fit in? If not, why not?

Link Answered after Contract 3, The Milk Run

I don't know parents. I don't know if I have then long time ago is fuzzy like kitty cat. What is a cchool. I fit real well. all of tribe like me. I strong so I in charege. I see other strong who are mean so I hit then then I stronger and in more cgareg. I vary nice leader I help people and heal them. once stronger man come but tribe help me scare him away. they say I have strong haret and that more inportent then strong arms. I not sure about that but I like being in charge so I dont tell them wrong. only problem when in carge is frends die and new ones act wird after while. They say I god. I not god I jimmy. They don't understand so I have to find new tribe if they get too wird. new tribe not to hard to join though.

7. Have you ever been in love? With who? What happened? If not, why not?

Link Answered after Contract 3, The Milk Run

Jimmy have many love. love live short. not they no live long but we no love long. it is simple thing. love for little then leave. I no understand Now people stay love long time. in my time Love short and Good Good. when love gone no problem. I see people make lots of bad from love I don't know well. people silly. All my love end well. I have not had love since I wake up from cold sleep. Most love option vary weak would make bad kids. not strong so unlikely to live well. well that is all of it.

8. What are your worst fears? Why?

Link Answered after Contract 3, The Milk Run

Big move metal scare me sky toob weel box. I can deal with this scary but it hurts my head. I also no like sparky walls they are mean to me. light boxes people have are also mean I try and deal with the evil light boxes but people yell at me when I do so. so I just hide my eyes from them so the light no eat me. I try to not let my fear win so I just pretend it no happen. If that no work I just hit my head to show brean who is boss. I also scard off all other peope die. I would be sad with just jimmy. I used to fear for me live but that whent bye bye. Jimmy find fear silly it no hurt so why bad. run tward bad thing to hit bad thing so it go away some bad thing hurt and you can't hit so you must run. So run is fear but no it is survive not fear.

 

Jimmy re think other fear No frends if all people are mean to jimmy no frends anymore I would be sad. I think that frend no like me some time. I dont like think so I stop when I do with good stick.

9. What is (are) your most prized possession(s)? What makes it (them) so special?

Jimmy like his big stick. Stick has lots of job. Protect Jimmy, heal people, help Jimmy jump far. See how deep waster is. Stick is also easy to get new one. If it brake. Jimmy have no tiings he can't get new one. Life good that way. People have lots of things Jimmy no understand like golow talk box. Or death with wheels. Jimmy has no want of these things. They brake easy and cost. Lots of paper to get new one. Jimmy rather get bigger home then weak things. 

 

Jimmy does like his home lots. It keep rain and snow out. Also wind. The heat and cold boxs make food time eazy. No have to get fresh food or make fire. Smelly friends like my yard and sleep in soft houses on it. When weather bad lots of the. Cram in my house as it is strong and there house not. If I had big house I would let lots of them stay. But my house small and can't fit them all for long time.

10. What is the biggest problem in your life right now?

Jimmy have two big problem. People no trust Jimmy heal. Jimmy work on this one slowly. Other problem is the rats. they not normal rats. they have closes and sharp things. there is lots of them and they eat people in my home. I need to deal with rats. But there lots and lots and lots of rats. only one Jimmy. Jimmy need to get way to deal with lots of bad. Jimmy also need Friends who can help deal with rats. Jimmy can't defend from the rats vary well.. other people need to keep safe without jimmy. Jimmy know that need to find these people on wizard jobs Thy are like Jimmy and are strong. But Jimmy only know bev from job none of other Wizard reach out to jimmy. jimmy need to reach out to them so Jimmy can get help. Jimmy will try but they are scarry some time.

11. Describe a typical morning. How do you get ready to face the world?

Jimmy gets up from soft box. Jimmy Go make food. Jimmy like toast. Jimmy then brush teeth. Jimmy then go on run. Jimmy like run to river then fallow it. Jimmy then wash jimmy using water room at house. jimmy like that water room can do warm and cold. After clean Jimmy Work on his book time. The book hard I can read as it in cave drawing but hard to understand. Jimmy then go to tend plants in boxes. After plant happy jimmy leave and lock house. Jimmy jog to work. Jimmy put on Work shirt. work friend talk a bit intil we get call and have to go in life box. 

 

Jimmy morning vary simple. Jimmy like it that way. No big problems jimmy like enjoying the noises of the city in the morning. the noise of people calm jimmy he wishes for life to stay like this as long as possible.

12. If you were going somewhere special that you wanted to look your best for, what would you do to prepare? What would you wear? How long would it take you to get ready?

Link Answered after Contract 6, 404 Error - Data Not Found

Jimmy have two set of Good furs. one is real fur and for happy time. Most people no like good fur anymore. it warm and look good. other one for sad time. I told it a sute. I ware when people die. I also was told to whare when getting job. This is not sad time why use sad sute. Jimmy get ready fast. Jimmy get clean in water room then put on furs. Boom Jimmy ready. Jimmy will also grab stick before leaving home. home opening have lots of stick I find. Hard to find good skicks in city have to go on small trip when I run low I run far with bag and find stick after far. Then I put sticks in bag and go home. People dont see all the use of good stick. stick fix people, hurt people, help jump, poke bad thing, see how deep water, and many more thing.

13. What will you do for your next birthday?

Link Answered after Contract 6, 404 Error - Data Not Found

Jimmy do not know birthday. Jimmy do know how many winter and summer jimmy see. jimmy see 147,605 summer and 147,583 winter. Jimmy dont know day jimmy start being jimmy. it long time ago though so how jimmy have it second time. jimmy do now change is that new birthday jimmy not know when it happen next time but jimmy like to look in twin wall to see wing better next time they pretty. Jimmy's good fur he have for long time it come from big snow cat jimmy had to fight cat long time ago but jimmy still have fur and teeth from cat.

14. What is your greatest regret?

Link Answered after Contract 7, The Bet 1

Not long time ago but longer then most people, Jimmy meet man who vary nice to Jimmy, back then Jimmy not know new people words, but nice man talk to Jimmy in proper talk, he understands real talk. He teach Jimmy lots of things about people and the world at time, he great thinker and he wizard he heal people with mud and change water to tastey purple water. After some time lots of people like magic man but lots also dislike him. The people that don't like him ganged up on him and hit him lots of times then they put him on large T sticks. Jimmy wish he save friends, but at time Jimmy scared of lots of people so Jimmy run awaylots of people like wizard man Jimmy see lot of art of him even now, lots are bad though don't look lot like him. People all say they know him when I ask but how he die on big T sticks time ago not Jimmy people no live that long. Maybe he still alive like Jimmy somewhere.

15. What is the nature of your Gifts? Are they inherent potential? Do harbingers just grant your wishes?

Link Answered after Contract 7, The Bet 1

Jimmy have no gifts only Jimmy power Jimmy power let me do lots of things, I fix people both mind and body. I can hit thing vary hard, but that Jimmy strong body. Most people have weak body. Jimmy find he can make things happen even if other people say it no work. 

 

Jimmy can also feel hurt people Jimmy know it work because it hurts Jimmy till Jimmy can find them and fix them. Jimmy think he can do anything science man say I am so stupid that I bend the word to work the way I understand. That sound stupid. He also say something about stupid orcs. Jimmy is not orc Jimmy cave man, that not right name but Jimmy don't remember right name for what Jimmy is. 

 

Jimmy get power to be angel because Jimmy help people and that what angel do so he Jimmy become angel.

16. How do you feel about spirituality? Are you religious? What do you believe?

Link Answered after Contract 7, The Bet 1

what is Spirituality, the question person as Jimmy calls them will explain spirituality and religion to Jimmy.

that is dumb. 

Be good person till you dead the. Do dead things. 

jimmy spends the rest of the interview calling the interviewer dumb for insisting that Jimmy must have some kind of faith. They will also ask how he can't believe in an afterlife when he has seen sperits. 

they not dead they just can't touch you..

YOU TURN INTO A ANGEL HOW ARE YOU NOT RELIGIOUS!!!

angel help people so do Jimmy angel just nice brid person.

jimmy then had to use his gift bad brain on the interviewer to surpress an mental episode. 

hello this is Jimmy question man go to sleep now. How are people who see this. Whare are people who see this. None of Jimmy friends have seen this so who are question people asking me to write questions.

17. How do the events of the Contracts conflict with your worldview? How do you react when everything you thought was true is put in doubt?

Link Answered after Contract 8, Snow-White

Jobs have lots of bad people. I is a good person so I help fix bad people. Jimmy has done a good job making the world better. on and off contract. I see bad things like dog people in cages. I saw that so I free them. I also heal the people my friends hurt. I must do better at improving the world around me. I must heal more people, and make people have a better life. Regardless of who those people are. Other contraters are mean, a lot of the time so I must be extra nice to make it better.

 

 

 

 

Jobs have lots of bad people. I is a good person so I help fix bad people. Jimmy has done a good job making the world better. on and off contract. I see bad things like dog people in cages. I saw that so I free them. I also heal the people my friends hurt. I must do better at improving the world around me. I must heal more people, and make people have a better life. Regardless of who those people are. Other contraters are mean, a lot of the time so I must be extra nice to make it better.

18. Give a brief description of the other Contractors you see often. What do you like or dislike about them?

Link Answered after Contract 9, Consensus

jimmy see lots of people on jobs. Paper bird people, angry people, ice people, cow man people. Jimmy even some time see friends on job now, it always good time when on job with friends. They know what Jimmy can do and help point Jimmy in the right direction to fix problems. Jimmy some time see others that try and hurt others to get job done faster. Jimmy used to not be able to do anything about this, but now Jimmy can stop bad people. On last job Jimmy used the white fire to show that other job people were good people, this didn't help, but good to know it work. For the most part they nice and good people, though most treat Jimmy different from others. Jimmy not like this, but that how world is. Jimmy not the same as others, Jimmy is the only Jimmy around. Others are all humans, they like Jimmy but not the same.

19. Describe the perfect room.

Link Answered after Contract 9, Consensus

Best room have lots of people, big fire will cooking meat. Lots and lots of meat. Also other tasty food. And noise. People with music tools so people happy. people also need warm and fluffy furs to sleep on so we need lot of furs. Room must be very big to fit all the needed stuff. Room also need good air so fire no make people not breathe well. This is best room, Jimmy not able to make best room fur and meat now cost lots of money and people no like fire in room. Jimmy not sure how room stay warm with no fire but some room it do. Also room can be cold when not underground this also weird.

20. Everyone excels at something. What is your philosophy about the thing you are best at?

Link Answered after Contract 9, Consensus

Jimmy best at lots of things, most importantly Jimmy best at helping people. Jimmy can heal people. Jimmy can protect people. This is something Jimmy naturally good at most people are not as strong as Jimmy so it not hard for Jimmy to keep others safe, this sometime hurt Jimmy though. Jimmy also good a helping fix people. Most people don't know that to fix hurt they just need to get it to go away so Jimmy use his strength to scare it away. Or show not probably working parts like people head that they get punished for being bad. Others could do this but they don't Jimmy doesn't know why. They use pills and big machines to do what Jimmy can do with stick. People not happy when Jimmy explains this to them. There is no reason to get mad it is simple thing. Jimmy trying to make way to help others called antibiotic. Jimmy just making little Jimmys to fight bad things in peoples body.