I live in Montréal, Québéc, because I am proud Québécois, and the Place des Artes is in this place, the greatest arts center in all of Canada. My city is the true heartbeat of high culture in all of the Americas, and I am its greatest star. There are many low classes here, but they know better than to get at my way.
My home is a beautiful penthouse in Ville-Marie, and I spare no expense in its decoration. I would explain to you all the beautiful things I have collected at this place, but I can tell by the way you are speaking to me you would not have the candeur to be appreciating it.