Phil's Questionnaire

I live in a pond in a forest in Canada. I chose this place because it’s quiet and safe. The pond is surrounded by tall, old trees that provide shade and shelter. The water is clear and full of fish and plants, so I always have plenty to eat. There’s no need for money; the forest gives me everything I need. My home is simple but perfect for a goose like me. I can swim, float, and watch the sky. When people come too close, I chase them away to protect my space. It’s peaceful here, and I enjoy the peace. Animals though, I run if they are too big, or if they are harmless, I just stay and relax.

I don’t use money. As a goose, I rely on the forest for everything I need. The pond provides food like fish and plants, and the trees give me shelter. I don’t need money to survive here. My days are spent swimming, eating, and keeping watch over my pond. The forest takes care of me, so I don’t worry about buying things. My focus is on staying safe and enjoying the peaceful environment. The only thing I "spend" my time on is making sure my pond remains a safe and quiet place for me. The only use for money I would have, if I had any, would be to annoy people that they don't have it.

My greatest ambition is to become an awe-inspiring guardian for all animals and free them from harm. I dream of a world where every creature, big or small, can live without fear. I strive to protect my pond and every animal that visits, ensuring they are safe and cared for. To achieve this, I would go to great lengths, including facing danger and fighting off threats. I am determined to keep my home a sanctuary. However, as a goose, I don’t have the ability to kill or cause harm. My actions are limited to defending my space and watching over my fellow creatures. I’d come close to death to protect my home, but I do not seek violence. My strength lies in peace and care.

he most defining event of my life was when someone put a collar around my neck. This collar had a special magic that allowed me to speak with humans. For the first time, I could express my thoughts and feelings directly to people. This experience opened my eyes to the human world and their ways of thinking. It made me realize the importance of communication and understanding. I felt a deep sense of responsibility to protect my home and ensure the safety of those around me. It shaped my ambition to make a difference and stand up for what I believe in.

The Forest Ranger is a kind human who often visits the forest to check on things. He is gentle and always respects my pond. I’ve come to recognize his footsteps and his soft voice. We don’t talk much, but I can sense his good intentions. He ensures that the forest remains a safe place for me and other animals. He always brings a little bit of food to toss me whenever I am just sitting in the water, which is most of the time.

Luna is a young deer who frequently comes to drink from my pond. I recognize her by her light brown coat and delicate movements. She’s always cautious but curious, and I’ve seen her grow from a fawn into a graceful deer. She’s friendly and often shares my space, making my days a bit more lively.

The Old Owl is a wise and solitary bird who perches high in the trees near my pond. Though we don’t interact much, I admire his wisdom and the way he watches over the forest. His presence adds a sense of calm and stability, and I respect his role as a silent guardian of the woods. Plus he makes sure that no big rodent comes to the pond to disturb me.

As a goose, my childhood was simple and natural. I grew up in a nest by the water with my family. My parents were kind and protective. My mother was attentive, always making sure we had enough food and keeping us warm. My father was vigilant, keeping an eye out for any dangers and teaching us how to swim and find food.

I didn’t attend school like humans do. Instead, my learning came from my parents and the environment around me. I learned how to find food, navigate the pond, and recognize potential threats. I fit in well with my family and other geese. We had a strong bond, and we looked out for each other. My childhood was filled with the rhythms of nature and the simple joys of being part of a close-knit flock. No real way to learn things, just eat, survive, and stay safe from threats.

I’ve never experienced love in the way humans do. As a goose, my focus has been on survival and protecting my pond. I’ve had close bonds with other geese, but they’ve always been more about companionship and mutual safety than romantic love. My attention has been on ensuring my home is secure and finding food. Love hasn’t been a priority; instead, I’ve concentrated on keeping my pond a safe and peaceful place. My relationships with other geese have been important, but they haven’t led to the kind of love that humans talk about. So simple answer, no, I don't think I have been.