Church Goer's Questionnaire

I live in the great town of Lexington Virginia. It's a small town, but large enough to hold a service in, that's for sure. I've been gradually working my way up in the town, at the moment I wouldn't be too shocked if I find myself as the mayor. The town is a good place to live cause I'm there of course. More importantly it's secluded a bit and it has a nice hey, American feel to it. My personal own is an old-money mansion built in 1915. The mansion is able to hold me and all my money most importantly. It's also renovated from an old church so the stained glass that was there depicting Jesus, now depicts yours truly. 

Right now at the moment I get my money by taking donations and selling bibles. America so far has really only proven itself profitable to engage with Christianity, thus me selling what I sell. Good god can you make a killing of it too. I mainly spend the money on myself, but I save almost all of it. No point in making money if you don't keep it. money to me is a sight to behold, it's amazing, power in its purest form. At least in regards to America. I've been known to spend it on stained glass as well as marble statues of myself, displayed of course in my fine abode. I have many visitors remark upon the beauty of myself found in that fine artwork.

My ambition is endless, It can't be beaten, it can't be stopped. I strive for perfection, which is getting closer and closer. I've been selling these stupid bibles all day to get all this money but not just that, Ive been looking at how I can get followers. I would do anything to achieve e ym dream of becoming god. These people are so sadly led astray but those around em. no one, and I mean no one, can speak the truth. I've read every judaic religious text, including the most original version of the Bible still in existence and yet it still can't make up its fucking mind, pisses me off really. But I have no problem killing anyone to get the goal at least. I would worry too much about coming close to death to get that goal I don't believe I could day in the first place. 

My most defining moment before getting this first contract was getting this preaching position at this town church. The way these people look to me for guidance and respect me, the respect they show me, the reverence? Oh I can't help but be pleased by it. I mean it's like finally getting what you fully deserved. It changed me becoming that preacher. It felt like a first step towards the ultimate goal. I would love for these people to see me the way I know I am. I need more followers, I need people to recognize what walks the earth alongside them, at least for now.