Darryl Inkfish's Questionnaire

I AM DARRYL.

I LIVE IN A HOUSE ON AN ISLAND.

I LIKE THE ISLAND HOUSE

THE ISLAND HOUSE IS NICE AND COOL AND THERE ARE MANY FRIENDS HERE. 
I LIKE MY FRIENDS

MY FRIENDS LIKE ME TOO, THEY GIVE ME FISH AND FISH AND FISH AND FISH AND FISH AND~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

I LIKE MY FRIENDS.

THEY LIVE WITH ME ON THE ISLAND. PEOPLE DON'T LIKE ME VERY MUCH, BUT  THAT IS OK. I DO NOT LIKE THEM EITHER. 

THEY'RE MEAN TO MY FRIENDS. THEY EAT MY FRIENDS, THAT IS WHY I AM HERE.

THIS ISLAND IS NICE. I LIKE THE SEA ALOT AND ITS CLOSE TO THE SEA, AND I LIKE TO SWIM IN THE SEA A LOT, IT GETS ME GOING.

I LIKE TAKING OFF MY SKIN TO DO THAT. IT IS VERY FUN TO GET THE GRIPPERS OUT AND BE ME AGAIN.

SOMETIMES PEOPLE WASH UP ON THE SHORE.

THEY HAVE MONEY

OTHER TIMES THEY ARE ALIVE

SOMETIMES THEY WILL GIVE ME MONEY IF I GIVE THEM FISH

OTHER TIMES THEY ARE ALIVE AND DO NOT GIVE ME MONEY

THEY ARE GOOD FOR THE WARDROBE.

I WONDER IF PEOPLE WONDER WHY THEY SHOULD BE NICE TO ME?

I PONDER A LOT ON THAT

THEY DON'T USUALLY END UP BEING NICE TOO OFTEN, BUT I DON'T MIND.

I LIKE MY FRIENDS AND sometiems I give my friends my clothes to wear

THEY HAVE A HARD TIME MOVING IN THEM, BUT THEY WILL LEARN.

AND When They Learn, We can go out FISHING AND GOING TO RESTRAUNTS AND ON BOATS TOGETHER

it will be very very very fun

very very very fun indeed.

My uncle lives under the ocean. I do not like that he is trapped there. 

I think I would kill people if I could get him out.

and then he would kill people.

But maybe not a LOT of people

maybe enough.

Death is Funny, because I dont know what Death really means.

IT IS BAD, I KNOW THAT

I HAVE SEEN FUNERALS

I Saw sailors crawl upon my shore and they buried a Man in the Sand

They had a "Funeral" I think

I know that it is a thing, they do that often.

BUt They Don't eat it!!! IT makes no sense!!

Nothing eats the things under the sands except the CRABS the CRABS.

I LOVE CRAB

but I hate that they get to have an Easy time eating when I HaVE to DIG with these HANDS.

And I then can't get their CLothes which stinks.

Oh well.

ProbaBly has to Be when I wenT to the Atoll. I don't know exactly, but I was in the Atoll a while a go.

And Then I thought.

And so I went out of the Atoll and I am now here.

I think they Used to drop big ThinGs down There in The Ocean that would go SPLASH.

I liked the splashes

but That was before I waS meE!!

I ended up cRawlinG into some Clothes by the Shore and that Was that.

I think and thereFore I aM! thAts whaT it says, right?

so I am!

I am Me now! I Think!

That was pretty definIng and pretty cool

Well there's 6-Armed Harold, he's a good friend, we used to go Get Crabs together.

I've been trying to GEt him To joiN me but He is Having troUble with things.

TherEs the guy whose Clothe's I took. He is very Close to me... very. I HaVe tRied to preserVe these Clothes

but They End up Stinking REALLY BADLY. Eugh! I keeP havInG to get new clothes! And noT many PeopLe wash ashore.

I thinK this Guy was Magick though, So aT leAst the Clothes are not TOO bad, it Just OCCASIONALLY needs a Dip in Water.

And uhhhhhh...

I mean i am pretty lonely. not many people, just my friends. 

Maybe I can count Tim in there. I do not like Tim very much, but he is an Acquaintance.

He keeps stealing my fish that I GOT, I GOT THOSE FISH, I GOT THOSE FISH TIM.

He is GREEDY and SMELLS WORSE than those BIG SHIPS that Used To pass by.

I do not LIKE TIM but I KNOW TIM.

he is a kind of sort of friend.