Lays's Questionnaire

1. What town or city do you live in? Why do you live there instead of anywhere else? Describe your home.

Link Answered before Lays's first Contract.

我...我...我可以講嘢?這就是那些人類講嘅話。你話我而家講緊呢個...廣東話?因為我來自...那些人類叫這個地方「馬騮山」,但係佢哋又有時會叫呢個地方「香港」,又有時怪唔之得會叫做「金山郊野公園」。不過我覺得呢個應該叫做「馬騮山」因為我係一隻馬騮!佢哋成日指住我,喺度尖叫:「馬騮,馬騮,你睇吓有隻馬騮喺度!」

我係一隻馬騮?佢哋唔會淨係喺度串我呀嘛?

不過佢哋唔知道我真係住喺邊!我淨係行吓街嘅時候先會見到呢啲麻煩的人類。我住喺一棵好大的樹。係一棵好正嘅樹,我的朋友全部都一齊住喺呢棵樹裏面。但係我有最大的樹枝,因為我哋一齊搬去呢棵樹嘅時候,我爬得最快,搶咗最好嘅地方。

 

2. How do you get your money right now? What do you spend it on?

Link Answered before Lays's first Contract.

吓?

大佬呀,呢個似一個人類成語,對牛彈琴。或者,我應該講,對馬騮的港幣。

我覺得啲錢設計得幾靚呀,好閃,有好多唔同嘅顏色,有時候有啲傻仔唔小心跌咗過扶手梯,俾我搶起咗。但係你俾我用我都冇用?!我淨係想要佢哋啲嘢食。

我最鍾意的,就係嗰啲黃色嘅薯片,嗰個薯片好似有個英文字,原來咁樣寫嘅:’Lays’。佢我最喜歡食的東西。

樂事樂事原味薯片28.3g | PNS網購

3. Describe your Ambition. What are you striving for? How far would you go to achieve this? Would you kill for it? How close to death would you come for it?

Link Answered before Lays's first Contract.

我一嚟到呢個世界時,已經知道我唔係一個普通的馬騮。我係一個好特別的馬騮,我會做今代的孫悟空。因為我發了一個夢,喺個夢中,我變咗孫悟空。佢曾經都係一個馬騮,但係佢變咗馬騮王,跟住佢變咗一個永生的神仙?嗰一部份我唔係太清楚,我淨係知道佢好勁,好強壯。佢有神級的力量。所以我想長大時候同佢一模一樣!

除了嗰個夢想,我有一個夢想,唔係發夢嗰種夢想。我想防止其他動物朋友被人虐待。雖然我知道唔係全部人類都想我哋死,但係我經歷咗一啲想我哋死嘅人類,我覺得應該係佢哋先要死!

我會保護我的群。

 

4. What was the most defining event of your life (before signing The Contract), and how did it change you?

Link Answered before Lays's first Contract.

有一日,我跟我的朋友一齊尋找午餐,我哋聞到一啲好香嘅嘢食。(不過我自己最鍾意的都是Lays,雖然唔係好聞到,但係係我最鍾意最鍾意嘅嘢食)

我哋過去研究,突然間見到一個之前唔喺度嘅綠色籠。我哋嗰時等咗好耐都冇乜嘢食,但係喺嗰個籠裏便有一啲嘢俾我哋食,係啲咩?我而家都唔記得咗。我哋入咗去之後,有啲帶緊眼鏡嘅人類困咗我哋喺裏面!

我嗰時好擔心,但係我個群組阿爾法話冇事,等一陣,我哋食完嘢嘅時候,佢哋會放我們走。

不過我好驚。嗰一日,我發現咗我唔鍾意被困住。

5. Name and briefly describe three people in your life. One must be the person you are closest to.

Link Answered before Lays's first Contract.

1: 經常會上嚟我會經過嘅地方係一個善良的老奶奶,每晚佢會帶來好多好多麵包俾我哋食。有時會帶啲橙,令我可以練習搣橙皮。不過我冇辦法同佢講我最鍾意食嘅係Lays薯片,如果去帶來一啲薯片,我就真係最鍾意佢啦!

2: 我嘅親戚,雖然我唔知道佢係同我有咩關係,但係因為我由細到大都識佢我估佢係我嘅親戚。佢好似冇名,但係佢最鍾意食蘋果,所以我會叫佢蘋果。

3: 我嘅偶像,孫悟空。佢係一個好厲害嘅馬騮,俾馬騮一個好印象。所以我鍾意佢。我想好似佢咁勁!佢係我嘅英雄。