Jenn's Questionnaire

I mean - Hollywood. It's Hollywood. Where the fuck else would I live, right? That's where the money is, that's where the cameras are, that's where anybody who matters is. Like... I don't know, I guess New York might work for some people, but there's just not enough cameras there, you know? I need to be seen. And boy am I ever seen! People don't really know my name yet, but they know my ass and my muscles, haha! The name will come soon, and then my face. City of fuckin' Angels, man. That's the place to be. No doubt about it. And my studio isn't too bad! Got a mattress, and a tv!

Stuntwoman. Feel like that was answered already, but its chill. Basically, I do stunts. On video, usually. So kinda like an actor but I do cooler stuff 98% of the time. And Im hot so they can use me for a lot of good stuff. Does mean I can only get tattoos on like, my bikini line, cause otherwise they'd need to cover them up for some roles and that would suck, but its whatever. I made good use of the space I had to work with.

Anyway, sorry, got off topic there. Bottom line, I make my money doing stunts.

Look, the world fucking sucks, okay? You know it, I know it, we all know it. So, at the end of the day, if you think about it, I'm a fucking hero for having the patience and the care to put up with it all, and for wanting to take care of everyone in it. Cause thats all it is, right? People hear "I want to rule the world" and they go all Brutus on you but they shouldn't. Once Im in charge, there'll be no more of the bullshit. Wars, Famine, Pestilence... We don't need them. It'll be tough, I'm sure, but once I'm in the lead we'll take them out one by one. So yeah, knocking a few heads on the way is worth it. Gotta watch out for number one, though, or it'll all be for nothing.

Easy one. Most defining event of my life has got to be when Genesis and Jennifer became Jenn. There was Gen, being an okay stuntwoman and learning how to throw knives and shit when one day Jennifer decides it's time for an upgrade from her previous "hell demon of pride without a body" situation. Luckily for me, Gen was hot as fuck, so she was a good pick. Unluckily for Jennifer, Gen had some sort of fucked up thing going on and the possession didn't take quite right.

Enter me, Jenn: A little less hot when all was said and done, but smarter, stronger, and otherwise better in every way. It works out.

I mean, person I'm closest to? Gotta be Jeff, no contest. Great Guy, Great Ass, Good enough head on his shoulders. He's my agent. Well, sort of. He's not like, on retainer or anything? But when I'm bored I call him up and he usually has something set aside for me to do. Plus, his name is almost Jenn so if you think about it, that shit was meant to be. Pre-ordained, or whatever. At least, ordained after I changed my name to fit my new reality. Anyway, he's cool.

I also really love this one barista at a coffee place in Hollywood that is the only person in the universe that actually gets my order right every time. Like I would marry them, to be honest. No idea what their name is, though. I think they change the nametag every day?

Obviously I would be remiss not to mention James Cameron.

Okay this one is sort of weird to answer cause technically I didn't have a childhood. If you think about it. I sprung fully formed from the essences of Genesis and Jennifer when... you know, the thing happened. So like I didn't exist before that, but half of me did here in this world and half of me did... somewhere... worse. And I sort of have all of those experiences in me that kinda overlap and are very confusing so it's like "did I fit in at school?" "Yeah, the other demons thought the way I melted that one guy's eyes off was dope as fuck, but also no I was a cheerleader but the heel of every fucking joke" you know? I guess I dont even know to be honest so how can I expect you to know?

Um i guess the answer I'm supposed to give here is Gen's parents were chill. They had money, but not like, crazy money, and they let her do whatever.