I mean - Hollywood. It's Hollywood. Where the fuck else would I live, right? That's where the money is, that's where the cameras are, that's where anybody who matters is. Like... I don't know, I guess New York might work for some people, but there's just not enough cameras there, you know? I need to be seen. And boy am I ever seen! People don't really know my name yet, but they know my ass and my muscles, haha! The name will come soon, and then my face. City of fuckin' Angels, man. That's the place to be. No doubt about it. And my studio isn't too bad! Got a mattress, and a tv!
Stuntwoman. Feel like that was answered already, but its chill. Basically, I do stunts. On video, usually. So kinda like an actor but I do cooler stuff 98% of the time. And Im hot so they can use me for a lot of good stuff. Does mean I can only get tattoos on like, my bikini line, cause otherwise they'd need to cover them up for some roles and that would suck, but its whatever. I made good use of the space I had to work with.
Anyway, sorry, got off topic there. Bottom line, I make my money doing stunts.
Look, the world fucking sucks, okay? You know it, I know it, we all know it. So, at the end of the day, if you think about it, I'm a fucking hero for having the patience and the care to put up with it all, and for wanting to take care of everyone in it. Cause thats all it is, right? People hear "I want to rule the world" and they go all Brutus on you but they shouldn't. Once Im in charge, there'll be no more of the bullshit. Wars, Famine, Pestilence... We don't need them. It'll be tough, I'm sure, but once I'm in the lead we'll take them out one by one. So yeah, knocking a few heads on the way is worth it. Gotta watch out for number one, though, or it'll all be for nothing.
Easy one. Most defining event of my life has got to be when Genesis and Jennifer became Jenn. There was Gen, being an okay stuntwoman and learning how to throw knives and shit when one day Jennifer decides it's time for an upgrade from her previous "hell demon of pride without a body" situation. Luckily for me, Gen was hot as fuck, so she was a good pick. Unluckily for Jennifer, Gen had some sort of fucked up thing going on and the possession didn't take quite right.
Enter me, Jenn: A little less hot when all was said and done, but smarter, stronger, and otherwise better in every way. It works out.