Linus Lanjis's Questionnaire

Linus doesn't live anywhere in particular. His home is the open road. He doesn't really know where he's going or often even how he got there but he has an insatiable drive to keep moving. He often gets so drunk he can't tell what year he's in - as a matter of fact he's come to understand that getting drunk enough will actually change what year he's in! West Texas doesn't change that much though so it isn't always immediately obvious. It also isn't clear if this will continue to happen, and has only happened a few times to his knowledge. Most recently though he's noticed that folks in town have started carrying strange rectangles they're always staring at. Linus generally couldn't care less, and continues to greet everyone he meets with a tip of his larger hat, revealing the smaller hat underneath.