Marshmallow's Questionnaire

1. What town or city do you live in? Why do you live there instead of anywhere else? Describe your home.

Link Answered after Contract 1, "Extraordinary Machine"

I currently live in Missoula, Montana. It is far from New Orleans where I grew up, but soon after I was taken in by my current servants, they moved to this despicable place. 

Here there are very few mice or other pests. Plenty of birds, though, and I have free roam of the area. I have heard that it gets very cold in the winter, so I will probably have my servants relocate again when that time comes. I do appreciate how much cooler it is than the summers in New Orleans. 

However, until I get my bearings with my new intellect and powers, I find it to be a suitable place to exist. For now.

2. How do you get your money right now? What do you spend it on?

Link Answered after Contract 1, "Extraordinary Machine"

I do not have any need for money, and I do not spend it. My servants feed me delicious wet food, and I can sneak table scraps that they leave out. If I am hungry I can go outside and hunt or make myself food from the pantry. 

This human concept of money is amusing to me. It motivates so many of the servants' actions, yet it is no concern of mine. If they had no money, I would simply get new servants. You might as well ask me about my humans' bathroom  habits or mating rituals. They are pointless and stupid endeavors.