Bobo is an awkward sweaty man with so sense of personal hygiene or personal space. He is unemployed and makes his money wandering the streets - picking up gross things from the sidewalk and finding someone who will pay to watch him eat it. He lives in the pantry in your house. Yes, your pantry. You don't notice him because despite his overweight build and apparent lack of baseline cognitive functionality, he is both extremely agile and perceptive so he always manages to stay out of your line of sight and is completely unheard. He also smells so bad that your nose refuses to acknowledge his existence. For Bobo, he is happy with this kind of life. However, this peaceful man still has enemies. These enemies are the governing principals of society itself.

His skillset comes from many failures. Your home is but one in a long line that Bobo has lived in before getting caught. "You can't live in my house, it's against the law!", "Oh my god, how did you get in here?", "you're under arrest for trespassing" are all phrases Bobo is too familiar with. "It shouldn't matter" Bobo thought "I am so quiet and am never seen. Why should people care that I am in their home and why does the government take their sides?"

One day, feeling delirious after eating a hard days work getting paid $10 to eat some strange sludge he found in an alley, Bobo had an idea: "If I like... Became a dragon... I could destroy all governments so I could live in anyone's house I wanted. Because uh... you can't kick a dragon out of your house. And what are you gonna do? Call the government?" Hence Bobo's latest life aspirations began.