Conrad disappears leaving crater, Hundreds missing, Famous Philanthropist Morgan Wells sends regards as only survivor
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Conrad Disappears, Hundreds missing, Nashville in panic
News from Nashville, Tennessee today as the Conrad Luxury hotel in Nashville vanished into thin air, taking potentially hundreds with it. Police arrived on the scene following a call about strange noises coming throughout the hotel, only to find that the entire hotel was empty. Famous philanthropist, Morgan Wells was at the scene and assisted police in attempting to figure out what had happened, and attempt to rescue any potential stragglers. Police report that there was a purple-ish haze throughout the entire top half of the hotel before it disappeared, and that one officer, Kraig Boilsman, was killed by an unknown creature found on the third-floor.
"We aren't exactly sure what in god's name really happened here, if we're bein' honest." Says police chief Steve Splinkton, who arrived on the scene with 80 other officers. "We're takin' it that its some sorta strange supernatural occurrence, and we're not yet exactly sure how to deal with it or if there is a way to deal with it. This is a lot to take in."
In an instagram livestream by Morgan Wells, viewers tuned in to see a strange crustacean-like humanoid leap out of the hotel's haze and kill officer Boilsman before getting put under control. Mr. Wells would later be found crawling out of the crater where The Conrad once stood.
We asked Mr. Wells for an interview on the matter to get his take on the story.
"So, Mr. Wells, how are you?"
"I'm fine, thank you, thank you..."
"So, you were in Nashville, giving out money to the poor and doing a meet and greet, is this true?"
"Uh, no? I remember being in the crater but... I don't remember much else..."
"But there's record of you on social media talking about you time in Nashville?"
"Yeah, I was... there on vacation. I didn't say I was doing a meet and greet... and when did I say anything?"
"There's video evidence of you giving people $50."
"I didn't do that."
"Alright... now there's a lot of people saying that there's some sort of 'space crabs' to blame. How do you respond?"
"I... don't know of any space crabs... I mean, they could exist, I wont deny it... Ted Kabgoon raises some good points... but that's why I have bodyguards."
"Of course, of course... uh, what do you want to say to those who are facing the loss of loved ones in this tragedy?"
"My heart goes out to them, this is.... a terrible tragedy. I'll do what I can to help... I don't want to make any enemies or anything so..."
"Well, thank you for this brief interview, maybe we can get a more in-depth one later about your potential relation to those residing in The Kahn?"
"The what?"
"Oh, I- nevermind."
"Right..."
Mr. Wells was then escorted out by his security team. We have yet to hear back on any other potential interview opportunities. While we hope Mr. Wells hasn't forgotten about our emails, what cannot be forgotten is the fact that hundreds to thousands of people have disappeared without a trace. And without a clear lead on where they went, its unlikely that they'll ever be seen again.
In other news... a large crater has been found out in the Alaskan wastes...