World Events of Earth Unveiled

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New York Middle School Student Suspended After Creating Chaos With Illegal Hacking Watch

[The following information can be found from local news in the New York area, as well as a few online articles about unique tech or funny news stories.]

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MIDDLE SCHOOL STUDENT CREATES CHAOS WITH ILLEGAL HACKING DEVICE

LOCAL CHILD IN NEW YORK SUSPENDED AFTER HACKING SCHOOL

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THE DEAUTHER WATCH INCIDENT

Students taking their state exams in West New York Middle School were shocked when all of their devices mysteriously disconnected from the internet. The apparent outage went on for several hours, causing widespread disruptions and eventual chaos across all of the classrooms as students began to eventually leave and disperse during testing hours.

As it turned out, the outage was the result of one eleven year old child getting their hands on a Deauther Watch-- a device enabling the user to disconnect others from wireless networks with ease. This child has since been suspended from the school according to officials, who claims that the watch was given to them by a 'weird looking robo-girl.' Despite the watch's illegal status in most countries, they have since managed to find their ways into the hands of other students in various copycat incidents across the district and even other states.

While no permanent damage has yet to be done through the use of the watch among schools, parents and teachers remain concerned about the weaknesses in their school's digital security and the lack of protection for such attacks.

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(Image Source: https://www.theverge.com/23412661/deauther-watch-wifi-hacking-chip-network-deauthorization-secure-oled)

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Merging Sorcery & Artificial Intelligence: A New Startup Claims To Be Able to Change The Industry Forever

[The following information can be found from a number of various business-news related articles, journalists, etc.]

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MAGITEK: A NEW STARTUP TO CHANGE THE INDUSTRY???

 COMPANY CLAIMS PLANS TO MERGE SORCERY & ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE

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AN INNOVATIVE NEW STARTUP?

This week, a newly founded tech startup by the name of Magitek unveiled itself to the public, making waves with its ambitious claims of merging artificial intelligence and sorcery to revolutionize the tech industry. In their promotional material, they proclaim that their goal is to unlock the untapped potential of utilizing magic to enhance technology, with plans listed to improve automation, businesses, and even military applications across the globe. Though excitement has grown among tech enthusiasts and investors eager to witness these innovations, including positive endorsements and interest shown from figures such as Elon Musk, most remain skeptical due to the lack of any concrete evidence or detailed plans showcased. Industry experts have expressed concerns that Magitek's grand claims may be little more than marketing hype without proper demonstrations or prototypes. Yet with interest at an all-time high, all eyes are on Magitek to see if it can deliver on its promise or if it will become yet another cautionary tale in the ever-evolving world of AI and the supernatural.

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AI 아트: 高度魔導技術都市 / Highly Magical Technology City 작성자: @po-star | PixAI

(Image Source: https://pixai.art/artwork/1676080559647317091?lang=kr)

 

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Is Your Pet Supernatural? Here's How To Check

[The following information can be found from a variety of pet related blogs, articles, etc., as well as a few supernatural focused threads and forums.]

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THINK YOUR PET IS SECRETLY SUPER-ABLED?

HOW TO TELL IF YOUR PET IS MORE THAN JUST A PET

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THE TELLTALE SIGNS

With the increasing reports of pets turning out to be supernaturally abled, secretly wildshaped druids, or awakened by some force of magic, many pet owners are wondering the same question: could their beloved companion be more than what meets the eye? While the vast majority of pets are ordinary, there are a few key things to look out for if there are some suspicions. Most magic pets possess an unnatural level of resistance towards injury. If you notice your pet never manages to get hurt or scratched, this could be a sign. Moreover, many supernatural animals have a distinct prejudice towards the undead, and will always attack them on sight. If your pet is constantly aggressive towards someone you know, it could be a sign that the person in question is also secretly a zombie.

If you have any potential concerns about your pet being supernatural or a coworker secretly being a zombie, please contact your local DSP department and notify them with an official report.

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A poster of cats with hats that say'magic cat ' | Premium AI-generated image

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German Blood Banks Exposed As Fronts For Vampires: Could More Come To Follow?

[The following information can be found from articles and forums about the supernatural, German news stations, etc.]

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GERMAN BLOOD BANK EXPOSED AS FRONT FOR VAMPIRES

COULD THERE BE MORE BANKS BEHIND THE CONSPIRACY?

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THE VAMPIRIC BLOOD THEFT SCANDAL

This week, authorities in Nuremberg were stunned after an investigation led by PARAPOL resulted in the shut down of a prominent blood bank that had been secretly operated by a cabal of blood-hungry vampires. The facility, which posed as a legitimate medical institution, was reported to have been siphoning blood for years, providing a steady supply for a network of vampires and similar supernatural consumers of blood. Details of the full investigation are sparce, only known to the public due whistleblower journalists looking into the blood bank's closure. What information has been revealed has led to immense public outrage coming from both medical professionals, government officials, and those who had donated blood to the bank, while local authorities scramble to implement new measures to prevent such activities. In the controversy, a few online figures have debated that the government should instead seek to aid the supernatural in need of blood rather than persecute them, sparking further debate about the presence of the supernatural in the area and the regulations posed upon them.

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Nuremberg Travel Guide • Art, Archaeology & History

(Image Source: https://archaeology-travel.com/city-guides/nuremberg/)

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Former Child Star & Harry Potter "Daniel Radcliffe" a Definite Psychic! Shocks tens of thousands as he performs magic LIVE on Twitch in Times Sqaure

From Arcane (Disney's 24/7 "Family Friendly" Supernews Network)

 

Former Child Star & Harry Potter "Daniel Radcliffe" a Definite Psychic! Shocks tens of thousands as he performs magic LIVE on Twitch!

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Daniel Radcliffe, in a Twitch stream that peaked at 120k viewers (before being shut down temporarily for allegedly violating Twitch's private use policy of not airing non-entertainment Supernatural content, before being appealed & brought back up much later), showcased a genuine magic spell where he chanted words in an unknown language that "Sounded like a mix between Arabic and Latin"... and made a random person, now identified as a 33 yr old Darry Douglas, slowly float up to 10 feet in the air, to the ceiling.

Daniel Radcliffe then, live, in his 20 minutes of airtime (with an hour leading up to the main event) went outside, streamed it live in NYC Times Sqaure, to a audience of about ~2000 ongoers at 5 PM local time.

The stream was then terminated, along with the account, before it was appealed & brought back hours later... though the stream had long ended & Daniel had long-since gone home.

A word from Daniel.

"I've been wanting to star in a movie loosely inspired by real, honest, wizardry & magic for... quite a while now. I've been practicing & really immersing myself in the art, especially from some private teachers I've met during my time as the boy-of-wonder & all that and... I really did it. I really put my mind to it and after all the years, all the stress and drama I... I fuckin' did it! I learned how to do magic. I can only really make stuff float a little bit and it takes horrible concentration but... I can do it. I don't even need a staff or a wand or anything! Its incredible."

Daniel, a known agnostic-atheist, has been denounced by vocal members of the Christian-Conservative community, especially online. Here are some key cliffnotes.

"Daniel's literally said he hates Jesus before right? Didn't he say he was fucking Jewish? This guy is literally practicing black magic hello???!?"

"Harry Potter if you think it about it was straight up just satanic witchcraft lets be real: is ANYONE surprised?"

"Lol, this fucking chud again? All that shit and all he can do is make a guy float ten feet? Soooo lame"

"Ermmm... DSP? is this guy registered? I doubt hes registered... shouldn't he be getting raided right about now?"

"Oh my god the secret hollywood cabal of secret society wizards is real?!? are you kidding me?"

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SBC: Sanguinopathic Shock State results in 2 Dead, 4 Injured in Oklahoma Walmart Tragedy!

From the SBC / "Supernews Broadcasting Network" of NBC / Comcast.

 

Sanguinophagic Shock results in 2 Dead, 4 Injured in Oklahoma Walmart Tragedy!

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At 11:05 AM at the 3301 SW 104th St, Oklahoma City, OK 73159, a Walmart Supercenter in Oklahoma, an unfortunate tragedy occurred as( now-understood-to-be-a-afflicted Viral Sanguinophauge) 32 year old Barry Davis began undergoing a delirious mental episode during what started as just a normal shopping trip for the father of two.

The episode, brought on by Davis's longtime battle with his supernatural condition, led him to immediately begin attacking other shoppers; drawing a concealed carry handgun & opening fire on the nearest to him... a family of five.

The family of five, the Hankdamian family, was heroically shielded by their their Father; Wessel Hankdamian a Former Marine & Veteran of the War in Afghanistan and also off-duty DSPA Officer. Wessel after shielding his family, immediately took to engaging the man in combat; finding immense difficulty due to the man's perceived enhanced physiology from his supernatural condition. Thanks to his training, Wessel heroically prevailed... but succumbed to his injuries only minutes before first responders arrived to the location.

The Man afflicted with Viral Sanguinophagia who'se shock state had caused the incident, 32 year old Barry Davis, was killed during the encounter, as well as Father of three & Hero-in-action Wessel Hankdamian.

The incident has led to ongoing debate admist the Superscene, especially online, about whether Superabled individuals with especially mentally dangerous or volatile conditions should even be allowed to own or legally own firearms at all.

A Statement from the DSP.

"Davis had access to prescribed amounts of blood which, allegedly, based on what he had told us; should have prevented him from having such episodes to begin with... and according to him, and what he told his assigned Agents, he had been taking them. We're quite sure that the reason the incident happened to begin with is because Davis had simply lied to us, as he had failed to qualitatively self-screen himself & had denied our request to qualitative examination or tests or studies to be done to him in regards to his condition. The Superabled are not criminals, they are people just like us, but unfortunately if they do not communicate & clearly make their unique conditions & needs known to us: integration in civilization is difficult at-best. This incident nonetheless is a tragedy; and our hearts and minds go out to the five children who both have now lost a loving father."

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Feeling Overwhelmed? Stressed? We're Here to Help: INT!

(The following is an Ad that airs on adult television in the US & Canada).

 

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バーバスター爆撃!靴箱の奇妙な爆発 歌舞伎町のバー

[NHK (日本放送協会) の「週刊ニュース」/「週刊事件」セクションからの小さなクリップ。]

 

バーバスター爆撃!靴箱の奇妙な爆発 歌舞伎町のバー

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NHK WORLD-JAPAN は、日本の公共メディア組織である NHK の国際サービスです。テレビ、ラジオ、オンラインを通じて日本とアジアの最新情報を世界中の視聴者に提供します。

 

"「今日、〒160-0021 東京都新宿区歌舞伎町1丁目1-5にある『バスターバー』が、わずか20分間隔で突然、一連の爆発に揺れた。目撃者や目撃者の報告によれば、爆発は次の通りだった」信じられないほど小規模で、死傷者や負傷者は報告または引き起こされていません。」"

「警視庁は、爆発は建物内の「異常な電気的故障」と、目撃者によると、バーゲン客が作った「無責任に作られ加圧されたクラフトアルコール」が原因であるとの声明を発表した。友人に「試してもらう」ための飲み物だったが、取り扱いが悪かったために爆発的な影響があった。

「幸いにもこの事件では実害は出ませんでした。」

「それでは別のニュースですが、唐津殺人事件の犯人はいまだ逃走中です――」

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Missing and Dead

KTBS 3
Celebrating 70 Years Accurate Reporting

"-Louisiana ranks 5th for homicides following the surge in murders in Baton Rouge. Our questions about two of the three most recent disappearances, Jack Banner Budding, Chester Guidry Doucet, and William Nichols Alexander, have recently been answered."

 

"William Nichols Alexander, 69, was found wrapped in a tarp. His body was found dumped on the highway, and police say the cause of his death was blunt force trauma. He was a therapist, and many will miss him. The case is being treated as a homicide."

 

"Chester Guidry Doucet, 38, was found on a different highway. Police report the cause of death as an incised wound to the neck. He was a Range Safety Officer, and an active member of the community. His case is also being treated as a-"

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Flights and Strikes

CNN

"The United States Federal Aviation Administration announced on Monday that SpaceX will be required to investigate the malfunction behind the Falcon 9 rocket's third grounding in as many months. The FFA will personally oversee the inquiry, and all future launches are paused. Though no public injuries or property damage has been reported, the administration asserts its authority to regulate launches and re-entries- as they apply to public safety." 

"Thank you Joanna. Our top story for their night, the port workers strike turned violent yesterday in Baltimore, just hours after the contract expired between the ports and more than 45,000 members-"

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Patent Queen Pays for Crimes

KATV
On Your Side

"-and so anyone with information regarding the homicide at Highway 161, or the recovered vehicle, are advised to contact the County Sheriff's Office."

 

"Back to our earlier story, covering the aftermath of the serial hit and run killings, the same day police solved the case warrants were issued for the arrest of child-prodigy and multi-millionaire Kee Tiferet. Galman and Baggs, high power and high cost attorneys, represented Ms. Tiferet in court for weeks. She was found guilty of breaking and entering into a historical building, and for soliciting moving violations from drivers on ride share apps."

 

A graphic of banded one hundred dollar bills stacked onto pallets appears next to the news anchor.

 

"She was forced to pay hefty fines, but was only ordered to spend two weeks in prison and two weeks doing community service."

 

"In other news, dock workers across the east coast threaten strikes which-"

 

 

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Suburban Security

ABC7
EYEWITNESS NEWS

"-reconstruction of the memorial is well under way, despite controversy. King Von will continue to look over the new and improved Parkway Gardens, one where residents can feel safe and secure in their community."

 

"Thank you, Gale, but with more safety in our historically underprivileged neighborhoods, has the door been left open for crime in the suburbs and northwest end?"

 

"I'm glad you asked Taylor. Our next story comes from Rosemont, where neighbors say they awoke in the night to flashing lights and the sounds of a high speed chase."

 

A blurry image appears of two unmarked vans, with ladders on their roofs, turning down a suburban road in the dark.

 

"In the dead of night, Rosemont residents reported armed and armored men entering a home and chasing a hooded figure through streets and backyards. Instead of issuing apologies to the home owners, SOS Security has taken media coverage of the event as an opportunity to advertise their services-"

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Podcasts With Park Rangers: Crazy Asians

[This is a random clip from a random internet Podcast that has less than 10,000 viewers a Month.]

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Podcasts with Park Rangers

"Crazy Asians"

A Park Ranger appears on a Podcast w/ a funny story. 

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Podcasts with Park Rangers is a show where we explore the importance of our National Parks and Historic sites with those who live and work in them every day. We’ll learn about history, science and the beauty of nature from a unique perspective.

If you’re a lover of the National Parks, the outdoors, history, science, or nature — you’re going to love this show!

Our show is brought to you by our amazing Podcast Patrons! You can learn more about becoming a patron here.

RELEASED BIWEEKLY ON MONDAYS!

 

"So I work at Yosemite; my craziest encounter was this time that these guys called for a pickup right? Apparently they were lost and on one of the edge-wood service trails, and needed me to pick them up to bring them closer to their Uber or... something like th--It was a strange encounter."

"Stranger is what happened when I got there; it's this Asian guy w/ these gauges, another Asian guy, and this random white guy and I think that... I think they were on drugs or something. They were all weird and the guy had a sword and kept trying to get me to like, let him have a sword and like... It was all kinds of scuffed."

"I ended up calling Park Security because I was so certain these guys were on serious amounts of drugs and going around slashing up animals or something but Jesus, it was rough; they weren't great friends let me tell you."

"What? could I identify them--probably if I saw their face again I could. I don't know; these guys were crazy, I don't think I'd want to see them again." 

 

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The Gosnold Incident; Superterrorist Attack At Summer Island Getaway

 

[Taken from various Massachusetts Media-outliers, including CNN, the DSP has since released a statement that they'll be investigating the incident.]

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The Gosnold Incident

This just in; a freak Superterrorist attack on a summer island get-away off the coast of Bedford, Massachusetts!

The Summer Island Stay has been closed down for the time being.

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(Multiple angles / videos show a man in full tactical assault gear, helmet, full-spectrum, adorned in various symbols and stlyings, flying around a new-english styled east-coast island stay-away resort-enviorment. The man is clouded in a orange hue-glow, emanating from a large two-handed claymore he is holding, cloaked by a subtle flaming glow. The man is flying around, violently, searching for... something)

 

"The report we have received from Gosnold County Authorities are that a Superterrorist killed a federal DSPA Agent, one of his accomplices was killed, and he went on a rampage--attacking locals in a furious rout of vengance before eventually flying off and disappearing after slaughtering both a local Police Officer and a Post-Employee."

 

"We have not found the body of the receptionist; however thanks to camera footage, we have confirmed what has happened & we can confirm that an investigation is already underway and that we will bring to light the monster responsible for this crime on american soil."

 

"As for the public & press; any and all information regarding this case should be forwarded to..."
[EMAIL]

[TIP HOTLINE]

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Three Schlubs seen meeting on Shinjuku Bridge. Probably nothing?

Bizarre Meeting on Shinjuku Bridge Leaves Onlookers Stunned—One Man Missing a Hand!

In broad daylight, as the bustling heart of Tokyo pulsed with life, an unsettling scene unfolded on Shinjuku Bridge that has left locals reeling. Three individuals, seemingly from different worlds, converged in a meeting that has sparked whispers across the city. But it wasn’t just their strange gathering that caught attention—one of them was missing a hand!

The Unlikely Trio: An Unexpected Encounter

The sun was high, and the crowds were thick when the three figures appeared on Shinjuku Bridge, each seemingly oblivious to the throngs of people around them. The first was a sharply dressed businessman, his face lined with stress and something darker. The second was a young woman, casual yet composed, her eyes scanning the area as if searching for threats. But it was the third figure that turned heads—a middle-aged man, rough around the edges, and unmistakably missing a hand!

The Man with the Missing Hand: Mystery and Intrigue

The man with the missing hand stood out starkly against the backdrop of the busy bridge. His left sleeve was empty, pinned at the shoulder, suggesting the loss was long ago. But what is his story? Was he a victim of an accident, a war hero, or is there a more nefarious reason for his missing limb? Theories are swirling, but the truth remains hidden behind his stoic expression.

What Were They Discussing?

Passersby couldn’t help but notice the tense interaction between the three. The businessman appeared agitated, frequently checking his watch, while the woman seemed to be the mediator, her calm demeanor contrasting sharply with the other two. The one-handed man, however, remained silent, his presence alone speaking volumes. What was the purpose of this unusual meeting in such a public place? Was it a business deal, a secret exchange, or something more dangerous?

Witnesses Report a Strange Exchange

Several eyewitnesses claim they saw the businessman discreetly hand over a thick envelope to the woman, who quickly passed it to the one-handed man. What was in that envelope? Money? Documents? Or something far more incriminating? The exchange was brief, but the tension was palpable, leaving those who saw it feeling uneasy.

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New Aliens in Amargosa Valley!

Witnesses report an alien has attacked Amargosa Valley! Government representatives claim a small terrorist organization orchestrated a stunt to damage infrastructure and incite panic, citing a local gas leak as the source of the wild claims.

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Bend Oregon Building

Bend, Oregon — Hold on to your hats, Bend! A clandestine construction project is unfolding just an hour outside of town, and it’s got everyone scratching their heads. A grand house is rapidly taking shape, but there’s a catch—no one can see it, and no one knows who’s behind the enigmatic build!

Reports have emerged of a stunning, multi-story mansion emerging in the area, with locals describing glimpses of flickering lights and hearing strange construction noises. However, despite numerous attempts to investigate, no one has managed to catch a clear view of the property. The house seems to be cloaked in an almost magical invisibility, evading all prying eyes.

“There’s definitely something going on,” says local resident Karen Holloway. “I’ve heard hammering and saws, but every time I try to find out more, it’s like the house disappears. It’s utterly baffling.”

Authorities and construction experts are equally stumped. “We’ve seen signs of heavy machinery and building materials,” notes Sheriff Tom Reynolds, “but we can’t seem to pinpoint exactly where or who’s behind this. It’s as if the house is playing a game of hide-and-seek with us.”

Speculation is rife. Some believe it could be a top-secret project by a wealthy recluse or a supernatural force at play. Whatever the truth, the mystery of the invisible mansion continues to fascinate and mystify Bend’s curious minds. Stay tuned as we delve deeper into this surreal construction conundrum!

 
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Flyers Show Up Around Tokyo! Sorcerer Company Begins Recruiting Online!

 

 

Anyone who searches for the following on the Japanese web / Japanese sides of various Social Medias, will find the above flyer (It is also posted all around Tokyo--though people are taking them down.)

  • Japanese Sorcery
  • Japanese Sorcerer Company
  • How to become a Japanese Sorcerer
  • Joining a Japanese Sorcerer Company
  • United Sorcerers
  • Takara Hikaru
  • ETC

 

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Weird Lightning Paranormality

This just in, we have reports of cameras going down at the DMV in Shibuya! Reports have a strange anomaly present. I'll play it right now.

 

(Camera footage is shown on the screen, there are a few footsteps and then lightning crashes down and blinds the camera and it loops over and over again for multiple hours its a sort of blue lightning and it warps around the camera causing a distortion effect and limited visibility to anyone trying to see through the camera. The lightning emits a very quiet noise of what sounds to be an electrical current. ) 


If anyone has any information on this mass robbing and vandalism of cameras, please call this anonymous tip hotline. 

+81 70-9764-1010

 

There was also a report of a man who swears he heard a man in his shop, and he said his computer was showing the same weird image before infinitely looping just like all the other cameras. Again if you have any information on this please call: 

+81 70-9764-1010

 

The man reported to have heard him in his hardware store really late at night. He had gone to check it out and saw the door was unlocked. He chopped it up to carelessness on his part, but he just rechecked inventory and realized he was missing a bunch of mechanical parts and he was missing a few tools. Likely the culprit is a engineering or handyman based off the items he had taken. This individual has to possess incredible intellect to hack the computer, we believe this is the work of a paranormal anomaly of sorts. 

 

Again, if any of the following happens to you, call the police. If you have witnessed anyone acting suspicious please call the hotline above. Thank you all for listening and supporting the broadcast. As always, we will see you tomorrow.

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Cirque du Soleil Plagued by Catastrophe!

The Portland performance of Cirque du Soleil has shut down in the wake of a public shooting. Police report no fatalities at this time, as well as no suspects. This coming so soon after the Mariia Konfektova scare, the public is left wondering what's next for Portland.

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PowR Trials Continue

WGN-TV

 

"-Well whether you're a fan of the Wolves of the Blackhawks, they're excited to see you in the Rosemont at Allstate Arena. Back to you in the studio Marcus."

 

"Thank you Ana. If you're just joining us, my name is Marcus Ilauck and tonight we'll be discussing PowR. A new contender in their field, they started as a solar panel company, first operating out of a garage, but now they're making their mark on the medical world. While developing new technology for harvesting solar power, PowR developed a revolutionary and proprietary nanofilament, used in some of the most advances surgical machines today. Their newest department is now dedicated to cutting-edge clinical research and trials."

 

An image appears on screen, the PowR Inc. logo, yellow trim white font with a minimalist flame inside the O, as Marcus continues.

 

"From as far afield as Australia, patients are traveling to receive PowR's experimental treatments."

 

The image changes, displaying construction crews and equipment.

 

"Speaking of bright futures in the community, Parkway Gardens is under renovations after its most recent, and most grave, tragedy. One precipitated by a long history. Some have voiced concerns that this is another step towards the gradual gentrification of local Chicago neighborhoods, but planners are hopeful for-"

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Westside Were-Association Weekend Wavecrash Record Turnout

Weekend Lycan Party Receives Record Turnout After City Council Endorsement!

After San Diego city council officially endorsed the zoanthropic support group, bringing them unprecedented attention and public standing, their Saturday weekly party received a record-breaking turnout, numbering close to 500 individuals at the event, late-night reporters say that festivities lasted well into the following morning and even stretched to the south of the border!

What's Next For Our Favorite Were-Persons?

Organization head Randy Darrinsson says the parties will be going on every weekend, same time same place. He has also stated that the organization has support groups running throughout the week for those in need in addition to a form of "buddy system" for those who are new to the supernatural condition. Any local zoanthropes who find themselves without house or home are welcome to crash at the Westside Woods, a quadraplex that the organization has pooled its funds together to purchase.

Stay tuned for more news at 7.

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The "Florida Man" Fugitive At-Large; Jim Melgrin! Escaped Convict! If you have seen him; please contact us at [X].

[Taken from various media-outliers, including CNN, straight from a DSP-press release.]—————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————

The "Florida Man"

Fugitive At-Large; Jim Melgrin! Escaped Convict! If you have seen him; please contact us at [X].

If you have any information regarding, or leading up to the arrest of Jim Melgrin; you may be granted up to a 25,000$ Reward.

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[https://www.thecontractrpg.com/contractor/3856/]

(A picture is released; if you have met this Contractor, it is literally this guy ^)

 

"Jim Melvin, fugitive at-large, has escaped local state prison confinement from Florida Bay City County Jail, while awaiting arraignment, after an incident at [Walmart Location] and a prolonged arrest & chase. During the chase; Jim Melvin decapitated an Officer with a medieval longsword, before fleeing authorities again, before inevitably winding up in police custody."

"Jim Melvin, as we have begun to call him as we have not found any official records of the man in any database--leading us to believe he is some sort of illegal alien--was then admited to the Bay City County Jail while awaiting arraignment & his initial appearance as he did not request a court-appointed, and was then-deemed and understood to be mundane, after admiting to the murder of the Officer... amongst other things."

"Jim Melvin the following day went missing, gone from his cell, and it was deemed normally impossible for him to have escaped without having appeared on any cameras--a team of Agents dispatched to investigate determined that Jim Melvin is possibly some sort of illegal criminally undocumented Supe who may have some degree of time-space warping, allowing him to travel through time or space."

"This same team of DSP Agents from the local Panama City DSP Field Office, are now actively investigating & working to not only bring Melgrin / "The Florida Man" down, but also to fully understand and unveil the nuances of his Superabilities."

"They ask that the public provide information to [NUMBER CONTACT LINE], and promise that any information leading up to the arrest of Jim Melgrin will be met with a reward of up to 25,000$. Melgrin is a dangerous individual, and the general public is advised to be wary & to avoid him"

"If you encounter the Florida Man, Jim Melgrin, it's advised that you immediately contact your local authorities so that they may contact us."

 

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Mysterious Disturbances In Small Town Cemeteries Across The US: Could This Be The Work Of Rival Zombie Gangs?

[The following is a compilation of information found from small town news reports, online conspiracy threads, BuzzFeed Unsolved-esque videos etc.]

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MYSTERIOUS DISTURBANCES IN SMALL TOWN CEMETERIES ACROSS THE UNITED STATES

COULD THIS BE THE WORK OF RIVAL ZOMBIE GANGS???

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REPORT THESE ACTIVITIES TO YOUR LOCAL AUTHORITIES:

A series of strange events have been reported across several small towns in the United States, all in relation to graveyards, cemeteries, etc. Ranging from sightings of mysterious figures lingering ominously, to scenes of struggles suggesting armed overnight altercations, there appears to be a slight uptick in inexplicable events that have left many local communities puzzled.

Many conspiracy boards online are pinning these occurrences to the work of rising gang violence between the undead-- wights rising from their graves to take vengeance against their opps, zombies being resurrected to serve as disposable gunmen, etc.

Various local authorities are urging their residents to remain cautious and report any suspicious activities to them, as they continue to look into these events and figure out if there is any string connecting them.

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“The Contract” Enchants Readers with a Supernatural Twist

Modern Character Drama With a Supernatural Twist

A late entry in the Los Angeles book fair has taken the scene by storm, enrapturing readers in a series of perilous supernatural scenarios set in modern day earth. Centered around a normal member of society promised powers beyond her greatest wishes by a mysterious, faceless figure, if only she does some favors for them in return. Copies are selling fast at the book fair and it's estimated they won't hit the shelves until next month, come quick to get yourself a copy before they're all gone!

What’s Next for Camilla Wright?

As readers eagerly devour “The Contract,” the question on everyone’s mind is: what’s next for Camilla Wright? In recent interviews, Wright has hinted at a sequel and potential spin-offs, teasing that the world she’s built is far from complete.

For now, fans can dive into the enchanting pages of “The Contract,” a novel that promises to transport them to a world where cosmic conspiracies and magical contracts collide in a modern fantasy adventure.

Stay tuned for more on this brand new smash hit novel.

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LA Book Fair Turns into Literary Extravaganza!

Hold onto your bookmarks, book lovers! The annual Los Angeles Book Fair has exploded into the city’s literary scene with more pizzazz than a best-selling thriller and more flair than a flamboyant memoir.

Dazzling Displays and Glitz Galore

This year’s Book Fair, held at the bustling downtown convention center, has shattered expectations with its jaw-dropping array of author signings, mind-boggling book collections, and outlandishly themed booths. From a maze of medieval fantasy realms to a futuristic sci-fi oasis, attendees have been treated to an immersive experience worthy of an epic novel.

Star-Studded Author Line-Up

Fans were star-struck as A-list authors graced the fair’s red carpet. The queen of crime fiction, Linda Harrington, made a surprise appearance to promote her latest whodunit. Meanwhile, cult favorite Chuck Maverick made waves with his exclusive reveal of a new dystopian series. Not to be outdone, rising star Amina Patel dazzled readers with a sneak peek at her groundbreaking debut novel.

Bookworms Gone Wild

The fair’s bookish activities have set tongues wagging and pages turning. Highlights include:

  • Live Storytelling Shows: Captivating performances that blend dramatic readings with live music and theatrical flair.

  • Cosplay Contest: From Gandalf to Katniss Everdeen, attendees went all out in costume, with winners receiving signed copies of their favorite books and bragging rights as the fair’s top literary cosplayer.

  • Interactive Workshops: Aspiring writers flocked to workshops led by bestselling authors, learning tips and tricks to turn their scribbles into manuscripts.

Publisher’s Playground

Publishers have pulled out all the stops, with pop-up bookstores, exclusive book launches, and interactive displays. The indie publishing scene was especially vibrant, with small presses and self-published authors offering unique and unconventional reads that have caught the eye of savvy book scouts.

Readers’ Rave Reviews

Attendees have been raving about the fair’s blend of literary charm and extravagant fun. “It’s like walking into a book lover’s paradise,” said Emma Thompson, a local bibliophile. “Where else can you find a live reenactment of your favorite fantasy novel and have a heartfelt chat with the author right after?”

A Literary Hub

As the Los Angeles Book Fair continues to unfold, it’s clear that this event has cemented its status as a must-attend for anyone passionate about the written word. With crowds flocking to every corner of the convention center, it’s evident that Los Angeles is the place to be for book enthusiasts.

So whether you’re hunting for rare finds, dreaming of meeting your literary heroes, or simply looking to immerse yourself in a world of words, the LA Book Fair is where the magic happens. Don’t miss out on this page-turner of an event!


Stay tuned for more updates and in-depth coverage of the Los Angeles Book Fair right here, where the world of literature meets the thrill of tabloid news!

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Freelance Biologists Find Strange Creatures in Lake Michigan?

A throwaway news article of questionable reputability floats around the internet for around a week before the next irrelevant thing takes its place.

Strange Creature Found in Lake Michigan?

In a surprising turn of events, scientists and local residents are both intrigued and mystified by the discovery of an unusual amphibian species near Lake Michigan. The creature, which was found by a local nature enthusiast during a routine hike, has scientists scrambling for answers.

The amphibian, tentatively identified as Rana mystica, measures about eight inches in length and displays a range of bizarre features. Its vibrant, iridescent skin shimmers with shades of blue and green, and it has an unusual pattern of bioluminescent spots along its back. Additionally, its legs are unusually elongated, allowing it to leap impressive distances.

Dr. Elena Martinez, a herpetologist from the University of Michigan, commented on the find: “This amphibian exhibits characteristics that are completely foreign to known species in this region. We’re currently analyzing its genetic makeup to determine if it represents a previously unknown species or if it has somehow migrated from a distant ecosystem.”

Preliminary investigations suggest the amphibian might be a hybrid or an escapee from a private collection. However, given the creature's unique features and the lack of similar sightings in the region, more research is needed to confirm its origins.

Local authorities have issued a request for anyone who may have seen or interacted with the amphibian to come forward with information. Meanwhile, the discovery has sparked a wave of excitement among nature enthusiasts and researchers eager to learn more about this enigmatic find.

For now, the strange amphibian remains under observation at a local wildlife rehabilitation center, where it is being studied and cared for as scientists continue their investigation.

Stay tuned for more updates on this fascinating discovery.

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Parkway Gardens Massacre Rocks Chicago

One week ago today, tragedy struck the Parkway Gardens Apartments in Chicago. A landmark, a historical American icon, it's served as a home to thousands, and as an example of what we all can achieve. From former first lady Michelle Obama to rappers like Chief Keef, Fredo Santana, and King Von. Dozens of legends got their start in the Parkway Gardens, in the O-Block. We will never know for certain how many more there could have been.

The almost 700-unit apartment complex is gang territory, and has been plagued by gang-related violence and disputes throughout its lifetime. The residents of O-Block as it is so often called, named after late resident and violent gang member Odee Perry, seem destined for tragedy. The candles that burn twice as bright last half as long.

After a period of peace, the most pressing news was the death and mourning of King Von, the king of drill music. Things seemed innocuous enough, but in the wake of his passing, trouble was brewing.

Last week, 87 lives were snatched away in the night in and around the Parkway Gardens Apartments, and 13 were injured. Six of the lives lost belonged to police officers, and two more were injured pursuing suspects down a main street, suspects engaged in a high-speed rolling gunfight through the streets of Chicago.

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Regeneron Presents New Breakthrough!

Fox News Presents: New Limbs for Everyone?

The camera cuts over to a man in a fine pressed tweed suit, sitting in a chair next to his anchor, "Ladies and gentlemen, Fox News would like to first and foremost congrats everyone at Regeneron on their hard work and contributions towards their selfless and humanity driven goals. Without them, we would have troubles figuring out how epipens work, isn't that right Ann?" He turns to his anchor and they share a laugh, "Now, most recent on the radar is that Regen. Corp has been working on, testing, and field testing their new high tech bio limbs! Isn't that exciting. They apparently function just like a normal body part, down to, and I quote, '...The allotransplantation will allow you to have fully functional limbs/extremities; to further elaborate... the Vascular Anostomosis, Nerve Coaptation, Bone Fixations, and Tendons...' geez Ann, get a load of these guys and their science cover, '... will allow this to connect to your body as if your hands, feet, arms, or legs were never missing.' Wow! That is wild. Maybe we might have some cyborgs eventaully walking around in the future! That's all from them. They are currently in their trial phase and are privately accepting clientele via mail ins. Now, to the weather!" They panel to show the Midwest weather, shortly following the East Coast.


[IF ANYONE HAS ANY QUESTIONS ABOUT THIS WORLD EVENT AND IS INTERESTED IN ANY OF IT, PLEASE PING/MESSAGE JHONEYZ/JOHN THE DON]

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SNN: Mr Fox's Fantasic Great Big Auction!

[This is a public event that has garnered quite a bit of press; various Supermedia talking heads have already began covering it on their respective news as well as the SNN (Super News Network).]

Supernatural Whenever World News Page – The Winchester Family Business

wendigoon is my dad (real) on X: "day fifteen of drawing wendigoon every  day until the canvas is full suit :) https://t.co/Qpb86r9dHd" / X

 "Heeello Supermedia, my name's Isaiah Mark Nicholas, or  as you might know me better by my handle on Youtube; Wendigoon. I'll be delivering this week's biggest & hottest Super News right here on SNN; starting with the Fantastic Mr Fox himself!"

"As most of our viewers at-home probably know; "Mr Fox", the illusive & well-spoken Twitter frequenter Animal Person, he himself being a Vulpini Sapiens or "Fox Person", and though-"stepped down" founder of the Cryptid United Co charity & "Cryptidarian"-centered community company, has remained quite the figure in the modern Super-Scene. A pillar of the Animalfolk community, admist Presidential Candidate Crocodile Derry Dundee , it's without much surprise that he's well-watched & well-liked and recently the Media's caught wind of a high-profile Auction he's held in which... and get this... he displayed a genuine artifact of power which we'll pop up on-screen right now.

The Foxman, not even 5'6, is standing on a nicely-decorated stage adorned with various shrouded & curtained boxes; the clamor of a crowd can be seen ahead of him. The crowd is filled with what looks to be various suits, corpos, some of which have assumed on-brand animalistic features or forms, but most of which remain Human. Mr Fox gives a short address before displaying a needle & thread which, through obviously supernatural means on-camera, is used to repair completely what looks like a wrecked motorcycle that revs, revs, and spurs to new-found and new-repaired life.

Bidding begins, and ends, in the minute; the crowd erupts into bids and bets--closing out at 1,000,000$ 

"(Wendigoon) Well, there you saw it folks!; and the sources are in and they have validated it is infact a real artifact of power! While nobody's quite sure how Mr Fox got his hands on such a thing--one thing's sure. He's this week's Golden Goose! or maybe "Golden Fox" is a better word... Nevertheless, one thing is for certain: he's definitely getting the attention he wants right about now am I right?"

"Now.. onto the next bit; it seems that a Plane coming from Spain was hijacked by snake people but, thanks to the courageous efforts of a select few heroic air marshals deadheading from the US, were stopped! The snake terrorists belonging to the "Fang Society", a Hindu-Islam terrorist sect from Pakistan, revealed their manifesto to be that they wished to crash the plane into the Bermuda Triangle as an offering to the Hindu Snake God Shesha... the Hindu Sorcerer Society of Varanasi, India has since disavowed their actions--"

(Insert more babble)

 

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Posted by badtzmaruboy, 3 months, 3 weeks ago. Permalink

The New Tate?

[This is rather low-profile; and likely wouldn't pop up for anyone who isn't chronically online, or otherwise active in "Male Lifestyle" channels or communities online... especially that of Eastern European crowds.]

 

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A new Influencer has begun gaining traction on Twitch's backalleys; a particularly handsome & charismatic Russian man with skin as soft & pale as Ivory, and hair as white as snow. The man has begun gaining a sizable following; touted by his small, yet quickly growing, fanbase of (mostly Eastern European) men as "Like Tate, but without the weird crimes against women--genuine good guy"

 

While he hasn't yet managed to topoff more than a thousand or so viewers on the occasional streams; he has managed to, in less than a week, begin opening up somewhat successful self-help classes... some of which are apparently, private & personally-catered.

 

(DM Badtzmaruboy to find out what your PC might know about this World Event)

 

 

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VID_20240610_093015.mp4

[The following video has made its way around the internet: originally thought to have been an attempt at making a "found footage" video, now confirmed weeks later to be a genuine video of a pair of hiker's presumed final moments.]

 

The video begins with a brief adjustment of the camera. The footage shows two young men hiking through a dense forest, dressed in standard hiking gear and walking along a narrow trail.

"Alright, all set."

The camera captures the pair as they cross a small stream. The person holding the camera talks with the other, who is leading the way.

"Man, it’s been ages since we did this. Remember when we used to hike all the time?"
"Yeah, those were the days."

They climb over rocks, and their conversation continues. One of them points out features of the forest while the other remains mostly quiet.

"Check out this view. Not bad, huh?"
"Definitely not bad."

As the sun begins to set, the forest starts to darken. The camera records occasional rustling in the underbrush and brief glimpses of movement.

"Feels like it's getting darker faster than I remember."
"Yeah, and it all really brings me back."

The second person chuckles.

"Alright, alright. We get it, you’re all about ‘the good old days.’"

They set up camp, and the camera captures them preparing a meal over a small campfire. Their conversation remains light, with occasional jokes and playful banter.

"Bet you can't guess how many times I’ve burned my dinner over the years."
"More than I care to count. But at least you haven’t spent the whole trip talking about ‘the good old days’ this time."

Background sounds include the snapping of twigs and rustling leaves. The quiet, yet sudden sound of movement in the brush interrupts their conversation. The camera shakes violently as it is dropped, capturing a chaotic view of the ground and surrounding forest. Brief, unclear images show shadowy figures, resembling various animals with upright posture and elongated limbs.

"What the fuuuuck?!"
"Hey!"

The audio picks up multiple sets of rapid footsteps passing by the camera, as screaming can be heard fading into the distance. The camera, now on the ground, records the forest floor and occasional movement above. It continues recording for several hours, capturing ambient forest sounds like distant growls and rustling leaves.

The video ends as the camera battery dies, resulting in a black screen.

 

[The video seems to have been recorded on the 10th of June, 2024, and was only posted a month later, assumedly the time it was found and recovered.]

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The Xtreme Fightnights; The King of Kings!

The Xtreme Fightnights; The King of Kings!

 

(The following is collected from fight magazines, Detroit news, a few online platformers, and is at one point covered in a Moist Kritikal video, amongst other youtubers reviewing fight footages)

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Marcus King Brings Home The Belt!

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Marcus King, formerly known for his heroic act in which he saved dozens of trapped attendees at a cramped indoor wrestling event...

Recently made an appearance at the Xtreme Fightnights Circuit in Detroit, Michigan where, with the help of a former WWE Talent Scout apparently temporarily-out-of-retirement, he managed to not only secure a spot amongst the 11 other wrestler-fighters attending... but in a spectacular display take home the gold belt & win his way into the WWE's next batch of upcoming wrestlers.

1..

In his first match against the "Beefcake"; he demonstrated an almost back-breaking performance which led to Refs having to step in for safety reasons... Luckily Beefcake is okay, but it's been announced he won't be returning to Xtreme Fightnights for... sometime.

2..

In his second match against "The Wizard", which some say may have been scripted, the Wizard seemed to pass out after just six seconds of being pinned against the floor--repeatedly struggling against the man's muscular mass & beating against his chest with the tension and tenacious toughness of flesh against ferrous metal.

3..

In his third match against "The Beast From The East", a over-enthused-about-japanese-culture Italian man from New York, there was a surprise event from Xtreme Fightnights in which a "boss fight" where 3 ninjas appeared out of nowhere on stage in puffs of smoke, seemingly from trapdoors set up on the matts, appeared to jump The King of Kings himself--and were thrown at the Beast From the East--quickly dispatched. In this finale of the 20-second fight; someone threw a real, sharp, lethal samurai sword into the ring! Which The Beast From The East "unknowingly" picked up, believing it to be a stage weapon, and attempted to decapacitate The King!

In a remarkable display, having weakened The Beast From The East by throwing his own ninja accomplice at him prior--The Beast grabbed the man, slammed him, and knocked him out cold, completely evading and deflecting the Katana's strike!

AAAAND HE TAKES HOME THE GOLD!

Since then; the WWE Agent responsible for "The Beast From The East" has denounced and let go of the former WWE upcoming Wrestler, and has decided to abdicate & adopt the Marcus King as his new WWE pick.

Marcus King / "The King of Kings" will be joining the next season of WWE'S "SUPERSTAR SUPERSLAMMER!" Series.

 

 

(If you would like to see what your Contractor would know about this event, or would like to get involved, DM Badtzmaruboy.)

 

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Red Flash Out In Iowa!!!

Red Flash Across the Entire State of Iowa!
(This Broadcast is seen in WHO13)
A man in a tacky suit sitting at a desk next to his anchor proceeds to prop his papers up and clears his throat, "Hello Iowa! Seems like we had a wild night huh? A rave one might say! Now we have a report coming in from Minneapolis saying that from the South, there was a, quote, 'Bright flash, resembling what the red glow would look like in your stove when heating.' Wow, how descriptive. It is reported that it happened roughly 100 miles South of the city, practically in the middle of the country. Now, was it aliens, or simply was it another negated report from the US Military Weapons Testing Team? Our sources will investigate the area and bring the hottest news in the State! Stay tuned in for the weather, as well as the weekly Lottery drawing, as well as more localized news, as we switch over."

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Russian Boxer "Novikov Abram Makarovich" Shot Dead in "Mob Assassination!"

(The following is collected from tabloids, a Bay Area News Report (East-Bay) & a particular statement by the FBI in response.)

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Russian Boxer "Novikov Abram Makarovich" Shot Dead in "Mob Assassination!" 

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Russian Boxer killed on the Amtrak to Seattle; Mob Assassination?

 

A Russian Boxer meant to compete in the upcoming Seattle international circuit was attacked during a sleepy ride on the Amtrak during a particularly sleepy midnight ride. The Boxer was apparently, as eye witnesses claim, "just minding his own business" when a disheveled & strange ruffled-looking homeless man walked up to him, started saying "some cryptic shit in Russian, I think", and then the man started shoving the homeless man off. Ongoers claim that it felt "very much like some sort of shakedown / mafia warning type deal?" & report that the altercation turned violent, dangerous & deadly quick as the homeless man produced a pistol from his person (his bag) & began firing at the boxer.

Notably, prior; the Boxer made VERY CLEAR & VOCAL ATTEMPTS to push the would-be assassian off; his ONLY lines include...

"Hel-lo, Can I help yoo?"

"Old man, yoo shood bak awf." (After giving "warning" headshot combo punches) 
"Hee's gat uh guhn!"

"Sahm-bah-dee help mee soo-doo!"

The Boxer then attempted to fight back, landing rather notably placed shots against the homeless assassin's head before unfortunately succumbing to his injuries as the Homeless Assassian ran off; this part, is on video & includes the homeless man's face.

The last words from the homeless man before fleeing & apparently, according to the sounds of the video from behind a closed bathroom door--throwing himself off the Amtrak & killing himself on the tracks (as the Amtrak was still going at this point)

"Why would you charge a man with a gun you lunatic? Why?!"  

A Statement From The FBI

"Yea we're aware; we're under the belief that this is apart of ongoing criminal conspiracy--and we will, get to the bottom of it."

The FBI has not made any official statements since & assumedly, has begun investigations. The boxing international circuit in Seattle is scheduled to still continue, however, though the Russian Boxer from Vladivostok is due to be replaced. 

 

 

(If you would like to see what your Contractor would know about this event, or would like to get involved, DM Badtzmaruboy.)

 

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唐津殺し!男性6人の死体が発見される!

[佐賀県のニュースおよび日本の大手メディアの報道より]

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昨夜、通報に応じた唐津市当局は、北の海岸沿いの町の橋の上で銃声が響き渡る、血まみれで陰惨な現場に到着した。寿司屋の外、道路と路面電車のすぐ隣で、腕を失った6人の死体が、糸を切られた操り人形のように、血と内臓の残虐な光景を取り囲んでいた。地元警察は事件を目撃した地元の目撃者から、犯人は外国人3人、伝統衣装を着た白人男性2人(1人は剣を持っていた)と黒人男性1人であることを知った。結論としては

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[トレンチコートを着た浅黒い肌の男性、剣とたわわなバスローブを着た背の高い白人男性、眼鏡とバスローブを着用しカメラを持った平均的な男性のスケッチ/粗末な手描きのイラストを挿入]

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地元警察は、目撃者の証言に基づいて、3人の男がビジネスマンらと高級車「G-WAGON」に乗っていたところ、突然黒人外国人が3人に歩み寄って口論のような状態になり、黒人男性が射殺されたと発表した。そして男性のグループに殴られました。戦いが活気を帯びるにつれ、 2人が飛び込み、そのうちの1人が剣を使って男性のグループをバラバラにしました。 その後、グループは残りの男(最初に発砲したとされる)を捕まえ、高級車に乗り込み、走り去った。その後、海岸を渡って唐津市の中心街に向かうところを目撃されるが、車は唐津市の神社の外で発見されたが、盗んだと思われる人々はいなかったため、最終的には警察を逃した。 地方と連邦の法執行機関は、この問題の真相を解明するために協力しています。

(実際のビデオ証拠や映像は表面化していない。そしてこの出来事は、ギャング同士の異常な衝突のようなものとして日本の主要な一般メディアのほとんどを報じた。)

 

(契約業者がこのイベントについて何を知っているか知りたい場合、または参加したい場合は、Badtzmaruboy までDMしてください。)

 

Posted by badtzmaruboy, 5 months, 1 week ago. Permalink

San Francisco Mass-Strike following illegal search on boba-shop "Bobasaurus Rex"; owner still missing.

[From a report / address done by ABC-7, also done by newspapers, tabloids, and anywhere that might cover such a thing: easy to find. Contains also video-footage captured from multiple perspectives, many witnesses, etc.]

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Yesterday morning, June 14, at around 8-9 an incident that, as we've been informed by SFPD, "resulted from a young woman attempting to break into a car" on Valencia went horrifically wrong. A short-tempered Scotsman, allegedly the would-be robber's father, blew up on an Officer Jonas Corden who was responding to the sound of the car's custom door-alarm: a hot new fad of SF's tech urbanite population.

Here's Jonas Corden now with his account of what transpired.

Police officer san francisco police hi-res stock photography and images -  Alamy

[The person giving this report is in a hospital bed, almost full-body cast]

"See, I was gettin' coffee at the Starbucks on the street corner of Valencia during my usaul patrol when I heard a car alarm... I didn't even drop my coffee, I just got up and got to work. I see someone breaking in across the intersection, I wait for the light to turn; and I see this man comin' up and start saying and yelling something at me. I've got my hand on my hip'olster at this point since Im somewhat expecting something to happen here, it's a nice spot of town but... these days, ever since that time with the Coit Cuirasser riding through town, can't be sure. But anywho:"

"I walk up, I ask about what's going on, gun's not out yet, real civil: guy says he's the girl's dad, looks old enough to me, look similar cept' they got weird accents: I assume its like a divorce-custody kind of thing I don't pry but... I ask for license and registration and then... the guy tries to bribe me. Pulls out some 100$ bills saying something about "I have something for you" and then I feel my mind splittin' and I realize oh shit! See, we cops are trained to spot this kind of stuff since we livin' in a extraordinary time and all: if you's suddenly get a headache like that talkin' to someone it means mind control and I'll bet my heart and soul that this man tried some strange spiritual shit on me because next thing I know I've got my gun out and im arresting him for Unlawful Use of Supernatural Gifts, specially' on an Officer, and Im real civil about it. He keeps flailing about, im right in his face aaand.."

"His daughter's just sitting there, hands on the car; not saying a word... So Im thinking this is a normal thing I guess, Im just going to arrest this guy, go home, im an average cop you see. It's right then that while im looking to the side he pulls something out of his bag and im about to shoot but... he fucking nails a gold-colored bowling ball right into his foot and starts screaming. His shoulder pops, think his dislocated it or something, and hes SCREAMING! Im trying to figure' what the fuck to do so I can continue with the arrest, the man screams and relocates his shoulder and then throws the ball like a bullet above the buildin into the sky, the daughter tries to runoff; I tell her to stay put while I cuff her father who'se starting' to comply now and... well god damn, the daughter just runs off. I tell her to stop at the count of 3 and allat' because I don't believe in police brutality and despite her rough punk demeanor im sure she'll go to school for sumn' nice like liberal arts or nursing or something but... she gets away, I didn't have the heart to stop her.

She runs off, and this suity-spook type comes up to me trying to pull something out his pocket and starting to say something out of nowhe; real weird-like and at this point I point my gun at him and tell him to back up because you can't do that! He pulls out a DSP badge though, agent on patrol 'parently, and starts talking some shit about remanding and procedu- im too old for this! I hand the guy over, radio in what happened, sigh, and go to my car to go get some donuts. Next thing I know im chasin' some fuckin' varmint speed-racer and then their friend pops on me and we both spin out and... now im here. What a weird morning that was...

[Video footage plays on-screen depicting multiple perspectives of the incident, starting from the violent altercation. The people's faces are mostly clear and visible.]

[Back to the reporter]

What Officer Corden left out that we've now been informed: the DSP Agent that intercepted Corden and was remanded the suspect, yet-to-be-identified yet, a "Agent Thirston" from the Miami Office... all the way in San Francisco. We haven't been made privy to the details of what Agent Thirston was doing, but what we do know is that according to a Jenny Horbega: he conducted an illegal investigation & search on the Bobasaurus Rex after bringing the suspect in. He asked questions, detained two young japanese tourists seeing San Francisco with their family, and coerced the store into closure... allegedly. Here's her now.

[She's a clean girl in her 20s; white, obviously Hispanic, and she's on the street outside what looks like a bar.]

"So like I told the police he... he just, he was lurking in the store the whole time and he and that scottish guy were harassing these two girls and... they kept trying to ask them questions and translate and then he left, then the agent left, and then... they came back, except he had him handcuffed, after the alarm and... well geez, he started getting all federal and asking questions and talking about the law and things and... My manager went on break and just, what can i do? Eventually he asked me to take him into the backroom and its like: do you have a warrant? He convinced me he didn't need one and that something was happening so I just, let him back there... my Manager was gone, went on lunch, or in his apartment upstairs and... I just left, I went on break; from there on it was between my manager and him. I did hear some whispering about letting the handcuffed guy go or something but, I don't know... That day's a blur for me."

Seemingly not long after the incident; a large-scale riot broke out of nearby Bobasaurus stans who attest to being "immensely angry" of the illegal search and closure, storming the shop, the streets, and causing general damages before being subdued and dispersed by police later. The agent was later found dead outside the second floor apartment of Bobasaurus's manager and owner; police report he died of asphyxiation... likely from being choked to death.

Police report that the daughter of the super-scot, and the father super-scot, are both missing, as well as the manager of Bobasaurus: a Alex Vasquez. Aside from the scottish man's super-strength and gifts of suggestion; no obvious supernatural phenomena has surfaced since, and a statement from San Francisco's DSP Field Office suffices that Agent Thirston acted likely in confidentiality and while they were not aware he was present, they will confirm that his actions were in breach of multiple legal protocols, regardless of exigent circumstances or probable cause... if, there was any to start with. 

The search is on for the missing people, and the murderer of Agent Thirston.

Next up; an elotera man has been hospitalized with a traumatic brain injury due to a rouge "golden bowling ball bullet" flying out of the sky. 

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(No real video evidence or footage has surfaced of the Valencia street riot; video evidence of the police encounter & Agent Thirston's takeover of the arrest is widely available. Officer Corden has been hailed a local hero of sorts, and is currently blowing up on super-tok & super-twitter as well as cop-tok and cop-twitter.)

 

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Viktor "The Gremlin" Babka Missing from Cell

An Infamous information trader disappeared from his jail cell overnight in what witnesses are calling a supernatural event. Eyewitnesses claim that a clown was seen at the scene!

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The Last Mald: Streamer Simon Wesker SWATTED admist self-published film release, Super-Sympathizing, and steps towards small-time Self-Publishing.

[From a Live Stream on Twitch by Simon Wesker, beginning with 250k viewers Live, moving to a peak of 600,000 viewers.]

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During a Friday morning livestream on Twitch, in which enigmatic and often-eccentric & loud streamer Simon Wesker made a comeback after a hiatus, Simon Wesker appeared to have a breakdown admist a QNA session in which he was asked extensively about The Paragon (A Super who he recently starred in a short self-uploaded film with). 

"Y'all being dead-ass right now?" "Dayum. A movie? My cinematography isn't good enough to be a movie, but cool thanks Daveydowner15." "Mods unmute chat because now I need to know, you all think this is a film or something?"

The "Film" Wesker talked about was uploaded some short-hours prior to the Stream: and is a few hours of somewhat-cut & edited Content akin to an Analog Horror film such as SCP Overlord. The film saw Wesker approached by a mysterious person, offered powers to do a job, accepting the job, and being teleported in a jump-cut to Alaska where he teamed up with The Paragon & other faceless / "off-screen" actors. The group then fought a Yeti, scaled a Alaska mountain, ran through some science facility, and rescued said scientist, before a jumpcut returned Wesker home.

The Paragon's significant involvement in the film, prompted heavy questioning due to recent events.

"Hehe, funnily enough, he's very much a bona fide Superman wannabe instead of a terrorist." He laughs and snaps a smug smile "Total goody two shoes, that spandex-wearing guy is." "Any more questions? I got lots of time to answer."

Despite initial faith, Wesker was asked and questioned extensively thereafter by harassing-donators, culminating in what has been dubbed:

"The Last Mald"

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"OH FOR THE LOVE OF FUCKING GOD!!!! COMING IN HERE JUST TO ASK ME ALL ABOUT THAT SHIT, EXCEPT FOR THE GUY RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE CAMERA YOU FUCKING RET*RD" "MODS BAN THIS SON OF A BITCH. TAKE YOUR FUCKING MONEY BACK TOO! I DON'T NEED THAT USELESS ASS SHIT FROM A NOSY ASS FUCKER LIKE YOU." "we just started stream, no asking how I've been, or if I'm alright from the same bitches that watched the video yet nooooo, you don't fucking care about me huh, HUH!?" "Should I just fucking end stream, since you're all gonna ask about the damn Paragon huh!"
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Wesker then takes time to cool down, as his Moderators handle the chat, before resuming.

"Well, fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck me I guess. shit. I'm calm...I'm calm....." He lets out a loud groan "That's definitely getting clipped and going everywhere huh. Welp, welcome back to the shitshow folks, we're staying live." He says semi-sarcastically "yay." "And to answer that other question, I know as much about the supe as you guys do, probably slightly more, but I digress."

 

Wesker then answers another set of questions: answering largely to the tune of:

"Not gonna lie, only did that when I got home today. That definitely looks bad on paper for him huh."

[LAUGH]

"Silly bastard, still running around all willy-nilly when folks think you're a terrorist. Welp, he has my support until there's damning evidence, in an age of AI videos, audio and fakers running about, why would I ever 100% trust the news. Gotta find your own way to observe and make your own informed decision these days."

.....

Following that Wesker stepped away for a second checking through his window-blinds, quickly shutting it, and heading off-stream abruptly. Soon after, a crash & bumps were heard, as off-screen yelling & a louder crash sound occurred. This off-screen yelling and indescript tense conversation continued, before eventually, SWAT-Officers stormed into the room in a searching sweep with weapons-drawn. After confirming the room, they left, and Wesker soon reappeared: quite upset-looking, and ended the stream without a word before..

Wesker was shortly-after banned from all major streaming platforms & since has been seen self-uploading small-time "Super-Media" / "Super-Streamer" content to... small success, ontop of his usaul W/L content.

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(While a sizable majority of Wesker's fanbase is disappointed in the sudden shift towards "Super-Media", he has begun slowly picking up a small base through self-uploading, springboarding off his (more successful) Streamer career, and is gradually making progress as the first "Super-Streamer" in an industry mostly dominated by state-approved "Super-Shows" & "Super-State" addresses.)

Many ask, what is Wesker doing? Is his sudden shift coincidental? What role does The Paragon have in this? Are the two connected? Is the government trying to shut him down? Is he being controlled by The Paragon? 

The public will have to wait and see...

 

 

 

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Posted by badtzmaruboy, 7 months, 1 week ago. Permalink

Authorities Avert Airline Disaster! Admist Super-sightings & a Far-Right Plot.

[The following is taken off of CNN, corroborated by similar National News outlets)

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Airline Disaster averted by Authoriies!

The Far Right stated to be responsible, amidst sightings of former a Super.

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US Federal Law Enforcement & Intelligence states

"We will get to the bottom of this." 

 

An unsuspecting early morning flight from LAX to Fort Worth Texas, one Flight AA2414, became the target of a bomb plot orchestrated by a small far-right White Supremacist group known as "Right (White) Boys".

Prior to their plot & it's dissolution by the air marshals present, flightgoers reported sighting a Notorious former Super who'se face hasn't been seen in just almost over a dozen years. This Super, who'se name has been left out both due to potential legal reasons & a desire to not feed into potential profit-or-publicity motives, was reportedly pursued by flight marshals who reported the Super's "disappearance" during pursuit.

How to Become a U.S. Air Marshal [Requirements & Salary] A Statement From The Flight Marshals

"About the Super, what happened?"

"We intercepted the Super in the lobby, right before Boarding. Then, it was just us two: we started approaching him, I guess he figured something was up and started walking off. We followed him outside a bathroom, and I guess we must have lost him there... he wasn't in either. We're not sure where he went, maybe he shrunk, maybe he went invisible, who knows. These kinds of "people" are a mysterious bunch."

"Do you think that the Super may have been involved? could they have been?"

"Do we think that the Super may have been involved? Maybe, maybe not, I mean... We worked with the FBI during the 2000-2010's Supercrisis, we heard and I think many can relate what we experienced back then: We're not making a statement, Im just saying that it's good that we've figured this whole Superhuman thing these days... atleast, I think we have. We're avoiding specific details here, we think there's definitely a publicity-profit-incentive of some sort, I mean... they ran.

The Super was there, then wasn't: it wasn't the Super who stopped the terrorist plot, it was us: normal, law-abiding, agents of the law, agents of the state, just like it's always been: it's not any Superheros, or lone vigilantes, or special wizards, that are stopping crime... it's guys like us, boys in blue, soldiers out there in the field, just as it's always been. I think its important to state that you don't need Superpowers to be a hero, even these days: real heros follow the law, real heros go through the procedures, the steps, the rounds, and real heros probably don't... run from cops.

"Tell us about the bomb plot? How'd you stop it?"

"We can say that we just have an eye for these kinds of things, we do, but really we received a tip from Intelligence that there were bombs on-board, of the plot itself, we can only say that we owe the majority of our thanks to America's Intelligence Agents, and though we cannot credit any specific person, or agency, we'd like to make it clear that assisting the authorities, being law-abiding, following the rules, in times of crisis: these things are the most important. Rules and regulations we think exist for a reason, and this time, those rules and regulations saved potentially some 100-200 American lives. 

"Can you tell us about the plot itself?"

"There were about four of them, far-right types, we found their manifestos printed out in Bibles tucked into various parts of the Plane & we figured out these Bibles had cutouts for weapons in them. We apprehended them outside the Plane, found their bombs with the help of Intelligence, and cleared them & the plane to fly as-per instructions. We think that the Plane itself had been sabotaged, or perhaps there were industrial mishaps, with how Boeing has been recently... it could be either.

"We heard that a certain celebrity was aboard and... Jettisoned?"

"It was decided for security / safety reasons that the celebrity on-board Jettison so we prepared an emergency reverse-airlock maneuver to allow them to, strangely, the technical difficulties seemed to clear sometime after the celebrity jettisoned. We also found that some of the technical difficulties were eased up by resolving an internal dispute in the cockpit, thanks to the Intelligence Agents aboard with us."

 

Post-Statements from the FBI & US Intelligence

The FBI alongside US Intelligence have confirmed interception of the threat, with Homeland Security declaring responsibility, releasing that the Right Boys had snuck the bombs on-board and the weapons in-advance through a contact they had on the engineering team / the pre-flight staff. The staff member has been apprehended, arrested, and is currently awaiting trial, as are the Right Boys. The Right Boys themselves, although a small group entirely, will be made an example of.

Additionally, the Super. We cannot be sure of the Super's involvement in the incident, but we will, through the rule of law, enforce the law to it's fullest extent. The Super was a lone agent, a lone individual, and the Law has no time for self-interested would-be "heros": we're past that time. Anyone who would like to be a "Hero", should get certified, should follow the steps, the procedures, should join the police force, relative Agencies, etc.

Further investigations are underway.

 

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Town of York, Nebraska, Qurrantined amidst viral covid outbreak, and sudden string of bombings.

[The following is taken from a Breaking News release from an indescript news platformer]

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Town of York, Nebraska, quarantined amidst sudden string of car-bombings!

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With the American State's security threatened once again by terror: the FBI shows force!

 

A shocking turn of events have shook the nation, following the recent tragedy in Vegas: as the peaceful town of York, Nebraska, home to some 10,000 residents, have become the target of a series of bombings coinciding with a sudden "Covid Surge".

These bombings, taking place at seemingly unconnected sites in the town (A school, a business, a home, a farm), come amidst an outbreak of "Covid Cases", resulting in the CDC (Center for Disease Control and Prevention) and the National Guard being deployed to provide aide, an maintain security in these trying times.

Jim Pillen - WikipediaGovernor Jim Pillen of Nebraska has addressed the situation stating

"The CDC has alerted us to the possibility of domestic terrorism: as it appears that some enemies of America have been using the town of York as a nesting-ground to build bombs, some of which are of biological-concern. Now: fortunately, the authorities have already apprehended some key suspects, and the bombings have temporarily halted..."

"Further, the CDC assures me that this crisis will subside within a month, for which I am grateful and glad for both America and the proud Americans of York. With that, it is with a heavy heart that I relay that a similar wave of bombings have occurred not-even-some days later in Kanas, resulting in the loss of 140 American lives, primarily innocent christian children... The FBI have stepped in, taking the lead in not only Kanas, but in Nebraska."

"These events are troubling but, ultimately, are a reminder that fight the War on Terror still. God Bless America, may the souls of the victims find their way to heaven, and may God sort out those that carried this out."

Amidst the escalating crisis: the goal of these bombings has been made clear: exacerbation and reincitement of the Covid-19 pandemic which crippled America.

A group of FBI officers standing on the street - Careers in GovernmentThe FBI has already mobilized federal personnel in collaboration with state law-enforcement to investigate, apprehend, and preempt any and all future attacks. Regardless: the bombings in Kanas, and Nebraska, all of which had civilian targets, presents a clear and obivous crisis of today: America's people are under attack.

In response to this: political leaders such as Jim Pillen, Ron DeSantis, and former President Trump, and many like them, have called for increased state spending and support for our nation's authorities, armed forces, and intelligence nerve centers, to prevent tragedies of terror such as that of Vegas, of Nebraska's, of Kanas's, from ever happening again.

As the nation confronts these trying times: security measures across the nation intensify.

9/11, the Culture of Fear, and the Security Theater at U.S. Airports -  Reason Foundation

The Transportation Security Administration has announced that select domestic flights will temporarily require passengers to present their passports, and that security-theatre screening will be taken much more seriously.

Alongside the TSA, The ATF (Alcohol Tobacco Firearms and Explosives) have issued a clear statement and show of force that they can, and will, be putting in more effort to apprehend and assault would-be terrorists, before they can enact their terrorist plots. 

We may live in a post-super-scare world: but the threat of the normal and natural still looms large over us... Please cooperate with law-enforcement, and the authorities, to help America through these trying times!

 

Any and all information leading up to the arrest or apprehension of would-be terrorists may be subject to a cash reward: please visit your local FBI Field Office or similarly support an anonymous tip online to assist.

 

 

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Posted by badtzmaruboy, 1 year ago. Permalink

State of Address: "The Beach Bash!"

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Heavy breathing... a black screen... then suddenly: an angle of the night sky above and around the bottom-profile of a frantic Dominos employee!

"Fuck... fuck fuck... OH SHIT MAN!"

Screams echo around the man: he's running... he's running with dozens- no a hundred other people... hes trying his best to record back at the scene while running but only short glimpses get b- Theres a dinosaur.

There's a Tyrannosaurus Rex tearing up Vegas... an assault Apache helicopter doing it's best to rip it apart as it's tail sweeps cars over, National Guard vehicles rolling in... the scene is chaos...

The T-REX runs, the man recording screams as a missile detaches from the Apache and launches towards the T-REX, and him... The footage cuts.

This is just one video, amongst hundreds, of "The Beast Bash".

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The "Beast Bash" simply put, was a 4-hour public "Magic Show" where a teenager was, apparently, turned into a T-Rex through magical means.

This T-Rex then caused a crowd-crush and a panic: resulting in, before National Guard arrived to dispatch the T-Rex, Deaths in the dozens and injureds in the hundreds... as well as untold property damage

National Guard dispatched the T-Rex... but with the hundreds of existing videos, eye-witness accounts, second-hand accounts, a Timeline has been constructed of what's currently known...

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7:30 - 8:00 PM

A woman is shot dead by a security guard at the Las Vegas Little Theater, in the lobby, during the closing act of Hamlet... The shooting takes place at the small, local, community theater and results in "The Show Stealers" magic show being canceled.

6:30 - 8:15 PM

The "Tamagotchi Terrorist", the name given to a Hacker who'se calling card has been recognized as the Tamagotchi character Mametchi, Hacks & sends Phishing Emails to The Show Stealers, as well as sending malicious commands to nearby theater-goers phones... The purpose for this is not yet known.

7:45 - 8:15 PM

Hamlet clears out, theater-goers evacuate the premise: police are dispatched and arrive on-scene at the theater... shortly prior, the Theater manager speaks to an event organizer about rescheduling the Show-Stealers... The Show Stealers are rescheduled elsewhere.

8:15 - 9:00 PM.

A local Vietnamese restaurant owner accepts a check and agrees for his store to become a venue for The Show Stealers re-scheduled magic show... Around the same time, The Tamagotchi Terrorist sends out hundreds of automated calls to every pizza place in Las Vegas that Mr Beast will be making an appearance at the address towards 9:00 PM...

Dozens, then hundreds, to about a low thousand, show towards the event... as friends invite friends... Mr Beast does not react nor respond to the tweets in time.

9:30 PM

A boy is transformed by The Magician into a T-Rex: crowd-crush begins immediately as dozens are dead due to trampling (both by the T-rex and the Crowd)

The National Guard, Police, SWAT, and similar, are dispatched within minutes...

9:30 - 9:40 PM.

A lone single-pilot single-person aeroplane swoops down from the sky... The plane attempts to push The Magician into the crowd, the Plane instead swoops by and grabs The Magician's hat... before flying off.

10:00 PM.

National Guard arrives: The T-Rex is dealt with, crowds corralled.. Alphabet Agencies immediately dispatch and prepare.

 

Today.

The Alphabet Agencies (FBI, CIA, DSP) have promised to "Show Force" and uncover the culprit behind this new tragedy on American soil. Investigations are active, and underway.

Mr Beast has pledged hundreds of thousands, to million(s), to the Beast Bash Reparatory Fund: a new Charity devoted to helping and assisting the victims of The Beast Bash... and any affected businesses.

Magic Society at-large have made public statements: proclaiming full-force cooperation with the Authorities and the public on unveiling the culprit(s).

 

The eyes of the world, and the nation are watching.

 

 

 

Posted by badtzmaruboy, 1 year ago. Permalink

The Laird Lurker

[The following footage has made the rounds online: the video's viral! It's been taken down once, or twice, but it frequently gets reuploaded on some seedy forum, or burner twitter account.]

 

"Yeah its on."

A man's eye gets further away from the camera: he's wearing a one-hole ski mask, he's standing next to four other men, all of them are wearing similar attire: baggy camouflage, rucksacks, visibly slung shotguns and hunting rifles, these guys are somewhere between skilled hiker & hunter-killer mercenary... not uncommon in a post-super world. They've got dogs with them, bloodhounds, good ol' boys.

"BARK! BARK!!!"

"Give it the markers, see where it takes us."

This video starts similar to many others like it: guys with guns issuing a manifesto a shitty go-pro in the middle of the woods, declaring something "We're gonna go get that [INSERT]!"... except unlike the men in those videos, these guys don't seem to be particularly hostile, or zealous, or radical... their just guys.

"Why even bother recording?"

"Yanno. Case' somethin' happens to us? Everyone records."

"Sure... it's all just superstitious malarky anyway."

The men continutes their hike... indescript conversation every now and then, two of them keep their rifles drawn, the rest (including the one assumedly holding the camera) don't... hours pass without meaningful conversation.

"It's just a bear ain't it?"

"Ain't a one-time thing... Been' happenings' for some odd months, maybe years... this and them' missin' peoples got folks spooked. Find em' or not, jus' comin' out here's good for folks to cal'm down."

"Jus' a bear."

"Probably."

These men don't seem to be "monster-hunters": their just community servants, combing the woods, for whatever reason...something about missing people... something about a continuous happening... at some point they bring up missing food... missing people... nobody ever says anything explicit though.

 

[After some hours of footage of searching through forest for... something...the footage cuts... before eventfully "follow-up" footage is released. The footage is released as a pair, though a time gap between them is obvious... the time gap is that of weeks]

 

"Check this out..."

The men and their dogs are in some sort of cave, a cavern... one of them is brushing his hand against the wall of the cave, their own steps echoing back at them through-and-throughout the cave walls... There's an ominous painting of soot-black eye on the wall. He wipes the eye off the wall.

"Smells horrible... you think?"

"Dogs led us here, let's get a look."

"Check that, there's the stuff... See em' tags? Think whoever lives here might've taken it from the shop?"

"Yeah man... yeah..."

The men walk down the chambers of the cave... coming across various remains of animal... of things... of stuff... They armed and readied themselves long ago, they continutes through the cave before they find something... something horrible.

 

Although censored with large black boxes post-video-doctoring & clipping: The footage eventually concludes with the group finding what, today, has been discerned to be the human remains of multiple missing people across Central Colorado. The original (edited and clipped) footage, all 4 hours of uninterrupted footage, is still out there.

 

The above is footage released prior to an official statement from Colorado State Authorities that proper investigation is underway... despite this, the notoriety and virality of the incident has led to a civillian-led militia & manhunt flaring up: all to catch the "man" responsible.

 

 

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A Jailbird's Story: 500 Short Stories From Jails Across America.

[The following is a anecdote, one story amongst hundreds, from an online article / blog titled "A Jailbird's Story": from a man who'se entire thing is that he intentionally goes to different jails to learn stories and publish them online... this is one, amongst, hundreds, of stories.]

 

[ The Jailbird's "artist depiction" of the anecdote, a small illustration included w/ the story, is shown above: this is the Jailbird's "short story" about the "Man who went Missing." ]

"Back when I was at the Klink down in Bay City, there was this guy... new guy, kept to himself, lotta those... Held out real long against this AK type, but that's not what's crazy about it... one day he just kinda, up and disappeared, never showed up again, never talked about again... some people think he snitched, others think he just... was never even there to begin with... that's probably one of the weirder things that I remember from Bay County... Don't really remember his name either."

 

 

 

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The Tennesse Time Traveler Unveiled!

The Tennessee Time Traveler Unveils!

And his name is....

Ezekiel "Zeke" Keele!

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The newest sensation sweeping the nation has just gone viral! Ezekiel "Zeke" Keele, 16-year old Stanford Student & Child Prodigy, has just recently been unveiled as the Tennessee Time Traveler!

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The Beginning... Who is Zeke?

That's not where the story starts though: the story starts initially with Ezekiel "Zeke" Keele, Zeke for short, a, according to (amongst many) his room-mate and dorm-mate who'se come forward and made a statement; a "Vivian Nguyen" (During a TikTok video)

"Yeah he was always just kinda like weird... and like off-putting... not the type to like talk to people you know? Like... I dunno."

This "Zeke" has been described by his peers and those who know him as a somewhat anti-social type: withdrawn, reclusive, too smart for his own good, and it's thought that it's because of this that he did all he did...

What'd he do? 

According to photographic evidence, video evidence, second-hand accounts, as well as a variety of online sleuths who have come together to red-yarn-out connectors and anecdotes:

Zeke is some sort of latent child Esper with latent Gifts related to travel throughout time & space.

First:

Zeke was videographed at a Scottish Secondary School, and throughout the rest of the day, Students reported (as well as cameras at the school catching) a distorted shape of a kid, around the size of Zeke, "trailing" through the school.

Then, later that day: the same-distorted shape, now thought to be Zeke's alternate form, was reported by students to be flying through the school w/ a Werewolf & Shooter accomplice after having made an attack on a beloved teacher.

Second:

Zeke was caught-on-camera, as new footage reveals, "phasing out" of time & space and gliding through the walls of a data-center... breaking in to retrieve some sort of drive for whatever reason, in Fresno, California.

Third: 

Zeke was seen at a high-school in Tennessee, as confirmed by both students and teachers apparently, "posing" as a Highschooler before leaving school with a student... later, that student was kidnapped, but not before "The Shape" made another appearance as witnessed first-hand by nearby police, and worried locals.

Zeke was seen again in Fresno, California, time-walking once more.

How do we know this is true?

Online sleuths have meticuously emailed, went first-hand, and worked tirelessly, to get statements, confirm w/ residents, as well as cross-reference, that Ezekiel "Zeke" Keele is not only the same size and "shape" of the shape... but very definitely was in the area, everytime, "The Shape" was seen.

This, and the video of Zeke at the school just hours before the incident(s), amongst other compelling evidence, almost PROVES that this "Zeke" is infact the Tennessee Time Traveler.

What's known?

Zeke, the Tennessee Time Traveler, is an anti-social malignant child who'se grudges against the youth of the world, and own internal gripes, have led him to commit crimes against students everywhere... including...

Kidnapping a Highschooler.

Attacking a Secondary School Teacher.

General misuse of Gifts / incitement of Public Hysteria

Who knows what else!

 

His name is known, his face is known, his address is known: spread the word!

 

And this is Viral!

 

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Federal Raid in Fresno! Kid-Kidnapper "Magic McKinley" killed in stand-off...

[Taken from a CNN Tonight Broadcast.]

[The Following is delivered by a news-anchor-woman standing Infront of the site of the events the morning-after: she's wearing a nice morning jacket, pretty indescript white woman, nice smile.]

[The home itself is no bigger than 40-40: it's a corner-home, short fence which has been busted in around the home perimeter, there are clear holes and blasts put through the walls, and police tape as well as a police perimeter w/ visible FBI agents on-scene... jackets and all... as well as some unidentified "Men in Black" believed to be with The Department.]

Just a short week after a bomb shakes a coffee store in Denver, Colorado, tragically killing all 9 people present that day with one known survivor, The FBI and the DSP have announced that they have found the person believed to be responsible: and come apon new evidence which may conclude many other unsolved cases as well.

 

Late last night in the Downtown-District of Fresno, California, authorities from both the Federal Bureau of Investigations & The Department of Supernatural Phenomena responded to what has been said is a "Kidnapping" tip in the northern Jefferson neighborhood.

 

The no-knock warrant-issued raid's goal, as has been disclosed to the public, was the apprehension of a suspect in the kidnapping of missing 15-yr old Tennessee-resident Jeremy Mason, as well as a multitude of other undisclosed children as well.

 

Reportedly, local residents recall the agencies' involved's armored cars rolling up just outside the home at midnight, before federal agents surrounded the building: firearms-drawn, psychical barriers deployed, and strange objects in-tow: immediately sending an entry-team into the home...

 

The Entry-Team swept the home, before returning outside and preparing a breach into a "reinforced room" of which, moments before the breaching charge loudly exploded (waking up the entire neighborhood at nigh-midnight), the Wizard was spotted seemingly "teleporting" above the home.

 

The Wizard, a "Magellan McKinley", known to the public community as unaffectionately a "Huge Creep", made threatening magical-maneuvers towards federal agents when told to stand-down and with information provided of the wizard's registered capabilities: acted promptly... killing the suspect.

 

A comb of the rest of the property has located the missing Jeremy Mason, as well as evidence of other misconduct... a secret basement entrance found underneath a trundle-bed revealing information that has... not yet been fully disclosed to the public.

 

Questioning and remanding is under-way of the rescued Jeremy, as well as further review of closed-cold cases and current witnesses and suspects.

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Something Brews in Sleepy Tennessee

[The Following is taken from a WREG News Channel 3 "Minor Report" Tabloid... this is one such "minor news" amongst many, and would likely take effort to actaully find.]

News Channel 3 at 10 - YouTube

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Residents in Germantown, TN, a suburban "Country Club" off-section of the city, a good 20-25 minutes from Memphis, including but not limited to highschoolers, local residents, and law enforcement, witnessed a strange phenomena over the course of roughly a day... the intervals occurring twice, over about a rough minute. 

 

"The Shape"

"The Shape" is the name that has been given to what has been described as a "glitchy, distorted, after-image of a boy-ish shape" that was seen in the area: witnesses describe seeing the shape phase through walls and floors, walk around, and seemingly "observe" certain areas and locations for... whatever reason. 

 

While not overtly hostile, the shape has lent to... somewhat of an anxious and worried sentiment amongst local residents and neighbors to the incident. Due to the scale of the phenomena though, and the amount of witnesses and "confirmations" present, though no real evidence has been provided...

The local DSP-Sure Field Office has confirmed that they are, "Looking Into" the incident.

"Home Invaders? FBI Involvement"

A disgruntled resident in a nearby neighborhood reported to the police that he felt that he was being "watched" and "staged" by a young highschoolers, a man in a coat, and a homeless person... fearing for his life, he prepared for an invasion and called police.

Police reported to the scene, found nothing, nobody, and promptly reassured the man that he was safe to leave for work before he did: coming home later to find his place ransacked, looted, and largely devoid of valuables.

Additionally, the man's son is missing. The man, a veteran of war, has since reported

"I am getting the FBI in on this... I am getting my son back... I don't care about the stuff. If local police won't... they will."

Symbols of the Federal Bureau of Investigation - Wikipedia

 

"Park Brawl"

Right outside Houston High School, towards past the Tennis Courts, Police Officers on-campus for "Drug-Related Investigations" as well as general questioning and security for the upcoming game, report that they heard, as well as local students, "Bloodcurdling screams" and "A violent altercation" occurring in the park.

Immediately, Police dispatched to the scene... discovering fresh recent blood as well as other forensic-material to be potentially used in a lab, at a later date.

 

 

 

Tennessee State Seal PNG

 

 

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FBI Raids Everglades! Fugitive Gator Jones At-Large!

The Following is a official statement & "PSA" "Alert" from the Federal Bureau of Investigations

Attention Citizens Of The United States of America!

Throughout the last few months: FBI Personnel have been hard at-work investigating, building a case against, and preparing an arrest-raid on "Gator Jones"... an individual believed to be responsible for not only the killing of multiple police officers in Nevada, but fleeing across state lines, and a variety of other crimes & incidents throughout the year...

Gator Jone's resident domicile(s) were visited by federal marshals: all of which, were ducked, including a "Safehouse" located deep within the Everglades located with assistance from the Department of Supernatural Phenomena & it's personel: as this was a joint effort. Gator Jones has failed to answer summons, has ducked arrests, and thusly is a fugitive at-large.

Gator Jones is a known supernatural: possessing seemingly alligator-esque abilities and capabilities, is thought to be a "were-alligator" or similar, and is violent, unpredictable, and capable of demonstrating such violent unpredictably at a moment's notice... As such, we have deemed it nessecary to release this information for the safety of the general public!

[Photographs of Gator Jones attached... He is a southern white man, very burly, very muscular, stout, tall-ish, beard, clammy wet "sweaty" skin, seems to be on some kind of fishing boat fishing... the photograph has an odd angle to it, and brushline can be seen on the fray of the "frame".]

Any Information leading up to the arrest of Gator Jones may be met with up to a 100,000$ Reward!

 

 

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Posted by badtzmaruboy, 1 year, 1 month ago. Permalink

Scotland Secondary School Shot-up!: "Hero Harrison" & 2 Students missing!

(The following is taken from a major news broadcaster in Scotland / the greater British Isle: this would also make it's way to mainstream western media at-large.)

 

[The footage begins with a woman in a dark brown tweed coat standing infront of an emptied-out parking lot, beyond the parking lot is what looks to be a schmedium secondary school which seems to have been promptly evacuated of children. The secondary school is swarming with scottish police, some of which come into and out of frame during the report. The woman's accent is thick, but she is speaking... "english"]

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"Ahem, A'm here infront o Waterstein Secondary School where an attack has been made against a local belovit teacher, mr Frederick Harrison, an his twa students: an Aoife Rae & Jeremey Mackinster. "
 
"Students report thon past an hour tae lunch, they witnessit an unknown man sneak intae Mr Harrison's room, before twa others (one o which an american 16-year old boy) arrivit behind an Aoife Rae intae Mr Harrison's classroom before the door wis promptly closit an lockit an the screen blockit.
 
no e'en a minute later, a loud gunshot wis heard inside the room, along wi screaming, as a Mr Harrison came crashin throuch the door, Aoife Rae in-toe, screamin tae call the police as a horrific mutt-man wi frayit mattit fur & razor-claws & fang dashit oot the door, intae the hall, after him, wi the other twa individuals. Mr Harrison then pickit up another student, Jeremy, before Fleein the scene via car an bein Chasit bi the individuals promptly.

 

"We have recievit video-evidence o the individuals i quaisten, an information, thon the individuals posit as interpol / medical officials tae gain access intae the school."

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"This is ane o thaim: an individual wha'se involvement has yet-to-be-identifiit but wha'se identity police are workin on learnin."

[The first video-clip is of a quirked-up white-boy wearing what can only be described as ill-fitting thin size XS w/ a baggy overcoat & weird Gen-Z vaguely-alternative accessory: the white-boy is being recorded in a school hall lined with lockers and appears to be "playing it smooth" as he awkwardly struts down the hall and does a little whiteboy dance.]

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"Now for the attack: this ane's quite nasty sae anyone wha'se particularly squeamish or turnit aff bi horror are recommendit tae leuk aff."

[The second-clip shows a horrifyingly-matted & gnarly wolf-man with razor-like claws, sharp toothy yellowing fangs & protruding canines, and general twisted uncanny form, dashing out of a classroom to run down the hall at a fleeing Harrison... somehow, Harrison is outrunning him, as the boy from before joins in some sort of strange glitched-out distortion, and an identified Arthur Shepherd, medical philanthropist from America, follows along. They chase Harrison, Jeremy, and Aoife all the way to the parking lot, lose him as he drives off, and continutes chasing after before the footage cuts.]

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Given the urgency of the situation: Interpol is set to arrive on-scene soon to help local police investigate... as well as locate, relieve, and rescue, beloved "Mr Harrison".

A photo of Mr Harrison is provided.

 

 

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Posted by badtzmaruboy, 1 year, 1 month ago. Permalink

"Kentucky Biobomber" blows up two sqaud cars! Barehandedly!

Potential Super-Terrorist? Or freak DSP-Escapee?

(The following is taken from the internet: it is a reupload of various reuploads of an incident which, keeps getting taken down, and keeps getting put back up..)

(Artist's rendition of the "Kentucky Bio-Bomber" )

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[The following footage begins slowly... the muttering of a man:]

1) "Hey man... you recording this? Look at that guy! Their on his ass!"

2) "I am."

[The camera pans from the dark pit of a passenger-side seat, slowly swerving up and focusing as indistinct conversation fills the otherwise dark & dim interior of a shitty sub-compact. The edge of some guy-whose-driving's face: he's white, beige-skin, a pathetic stubble that maybe he hopes will one-day grow into a sexy beard... doesn't matter, the camera swerves up-and-away from him, through the windshield.]

[Many headlights, double-dot illuminant eyes piercing through a dark night on a two-section highway bridge-cross: the sound of thrumming cars underneath, and occasional honking above, accentuating the fuzzy-wind sounds traveling through, likely a phone's, mic. Standing in front across a divider on the "right" section, two square cars have pulled up in front of the main subject.]

[He's an older man: greying-hair, holding up some limping colleague of undiscerned background or makeup, unkept beard, some sort of dingy jumpsuit folded around his waist: the sound of the window rolling down as four police officers, having gotten out w/ guns drawn and all, begin to scream:]

"GET THE FUCK ON THE GROUND! GET THE FUCK DOWN! YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILE-"

[The man raises his hand, his arms, towards the sqaud: almost as if he were putting his hands up, only to feint as strange wiry tendrils detach and lash from his forearms as if each were a serpent hissing: the flash-of-many-cameras in headlights revealing some strange liquid shooting forth: and then]
!!PCCCHHHHOOWWWWWW!!

[In an instant: an explosion, followed by two more from the cars: the recording continues as the smoke begins to clear... the camera towards the same spot showing the man continuing to limp past what remains, past smoldering wrecks, the same "wires" almost "injecting" into the man whomst the "Bio-bomber" carries on his shoulder. The two making their way down a now-cleared short-bridge is all the video remains on before...]

"HOLY SHIT... HOLY SHIT! PULL OUT! PULL THE FUCK OUT MAN!!!"

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That video, and many others like it: validating the incident happened at all, occurred early one night in northern Kentucky off a highway truck-depot strip: right outside a particular Denny's at which local residents reported gunshots, a local business owner reported a robbery, but also locals reported the sound of "A huge explosion!".

Though the incident has not yet been acknowledged by law enforcement... the supposed "Bio-Bomber" has not yet been caught or revealed.

Online netizens & conspiracy crackpots alike have been hard at work unveiling this conspiracy: figuring out quickly that the man is likely a fugitive, or some kind of convict: a "super-terrorist" as has come to define people like him.

Regardless, online "activist" & "peacekeeping" organizations alike, movements of the millenia, have came out and denounced the man's use of force... meanwhile though, cop-hating personalities and activists alike have cheered the man on for his dismantling of an evil system.

The new Ted?... or another Osama? 

 

 

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