Sherrod Brown (D- Ohio) drafts bill, finds cross-party support.

The bill, nicknamed 'Majestic' proposes a task force between the National Guard, Homeland  Security, and other organizations in response to what's being referred to as 'Informational Terrorism', citing the incidences from the strange blue light and electromagnetic phenomena in Pigeon Forge, TN, the Philly Gobber (who caused over $20,000 in damage), and the ghastly child images haunting his hometown of Zanesville.  

"These campaigns have a psychological impact.. and whatever's going on, we'll get to the bottom of it." Brown said.

The measure is met by mixed opposition, mostly focusing on issues with financing the measure, and worries of empowering a central agency without a clear directive.

Ohio Crime Report: Violence has hit a peak

Assault weapon fire rang out in the west docks of Cleveland on Lake Erie at 2am last night, and after searching the area, police found drugs and 4 victims, confirmed to be members of the violent gang 'MS-13', which originated in LA. Witnesses have not come forward at this time.

After a recent spade of extrememy efficient armed robberies, it seems as though the focus has shifted to eliminating competition. Police have said that they believe this to be an elimination, and MS-13 has been known to have regular conflict with the Cleveland mafia and other local organizations due to their intense pushes into new territory in the past few years.

Sources say the Cleveland Crime Family has denied any involvement.

As armed robberies hit the eastern US like a wave, officials say the rates have dropped recently to nearly the rates before, no doubt because of the FBI and Homeland Security's recent initiatives, which include upgrading the 911 system in the area, and improving intra-organisational communication.

Zanesville Communities terrorized

Live 33/40 News has obtained exclusive footage of a boy that matches the description of Martin Wheeler, a boy brutally murdered with his family a few weeks ago. 

This comes on the tails of the FBI evidence lab being somehow raided, bombed with some sort of IED, and the remains being reported missing. 

(Footage of a scrawny, pale child waving at a doorbell camera, pushing the button and whispering "Have you seen my dadddyyy", before turning as if seeing something down the street and running off. The footage rewinds and freezes on his face.)

Residents have been warned to not answer the door, and instead call the police if spotted. Investigator Willis in a press release claimed this is more than likely some sort of prank, and not viewed as directly related or dangerous. 

The latest in a wave of sick and bizarre crimes to strike Zanesville, sporadic protests have been planned at the courthouses and police departments, and gun sales are up- Its clear the people of Zanesville and the surrounding area simply do not feel safe.

Hopewell 'Five Men' cliff vandalized.

Investigators are looking for information regarding the theft of a local hillside landmark, the 'Five Men', large pieces of vertical slate that were a badly needed  tourist magnet for the area.

Estimated between 1-2 tons each, the vertical stones left explorers amazed on its discovery, and signs point to it being venerated by the Iroquois.

The tourism board is offering a reward of $30,000.

Nat'l Guard eases Emergency stay at home order

With 0 deaths the past few days and only a few reported injuries by the Nat'l Guard, , the governor of Ohio has lifted the emergency mandate and declared the Columbus and Zanesville area reopened. 

Fish and Wildlife has confirmed it was rabid bears, kept as pets and unafraid of humans. They have been put down and a rapid site test confirmed rabies.

"The people of Ohio are strong. We'll get through this, and we've initiated several aid programs to help get everything back to normal. I'd also like to announce the design of a memorial, here in Zanesville." The governor said at a noon press briefing.

Zanesville/Columbus area confirmed death count hits 51

With 8 dead found this morning, the death toll for this incident has hit 51. Victims are found ripped apart, though Ohio nat'l Guard and Ohio Fish and Wildlife are investigating, due to signs that these may be wild, dangerous predators. 

Evidence suggests strong jaws, and the power to end fights quickly. Citizens are urged to stay indoors, and call 555-5555 if they have any sightings.

Rumors abound, and parallels are being drawn between the current incident, and the wild animals that escaped in 2012, though human casualties were mostly avoided then.

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BREAKING NEWS 16 found dead in campsite in Zanesville, near Columbus

The region around Columbus has several channels reporting breaking news, 16 dead found at a campsite near Columbus. Police are investigating. Citizens in the area are advised to travel in groups, and avoid rural areas. Report any strange animal behavior to local police and the Ohio Animal Control number 555-5555.

Physics world mourns death of Dr Stagg of UC Berkeley.

There's been a shake-up in the physics world as reknowned physicist Dr Morris Stagg PhD was found dead in his home this morning, but police do not suspect foul play. Morris is most known for his long storied career at UC Berkeley and recent fall from grace when he was fired a few months ago for unauthorized use of equipment and began spreading ubsurd claims about a recently discovered object in space regarding extraterrestrial threories. NYT was thankfully granted access one of his most recent papers: his most recent submission discredited his own 'alternative' theories, instead affirming that his actions were wrong, and confirmed he had accidentally recorded radiation reflecting from a solar flare in his study, while apologizing for the distraction that it was.

His death seems to coincide with the departure of trans-Neputian body 2011PF, the subject of his research.  It's fun to imagine what the state of human technogy will be when it passes back through our solar system again in 811 years. His funeral will be held at Mountain View Cemetary, Oakland, CA on June 4th.

Prank of naked monstrously mouthed man draws ire of scientists.

Videos have surfaced of a naked man in downtown Philadelphia, that seemed to have a toothed mouth in the center of his chest that he was covering with his arms, an ru The man bears an uncanny resemblance to one of our own photographers, Sahir Hah. NYT is investigating, anyone with any information is asked to call our NYC office. The event has widely been discredited as a hoax, and local police are investigating it as a sexual offense. Remember, if anyone is in danger, call local emergency services first. 

Police urge the public to not get involved, and that this is being investigated as a prank, prosthetics and makeup, nothing more. Despite official's best efforts, one clip of the footage in particular, has hit 2.1b from tiktoker @lab_shenanigans has ravaged the platform with it's "Philly Gobbler" video featuring the man. 

Philadelphia police are offering a $300,00 reward for information.

Car thief goes missing from police custody.

Local Pigeon Forge residences may have been awoken by a loud collision that happened extremely early in the morning Tuesday. Police have said it was a stolen vehicle, and the driver was taken into custody. The vehicle appears similiar to the one connected to the murder of a motel 6 attendant in Mississippi,  details are yet to be released due to the ongoing investigation. The FBI is expected to arrive soon, to assist PFPD in the cross-state investigation.
In a chilling twist, the suspect from the car theft that was mentioned earlier, has vanished from police custody. Anyone with any information that leads to an arrest, is encouraged to call the local FBI office. The FBI has put up a $500,000 reward for any information that leads to capture. The suspects name is believed to be "Alexandra Lee". A mug shot is shown up on the screen.

The Blue Blur.. Missing?

Boston MA, Channel 42 News

The Blue Blur, Missing? No record or appearance of him in months now. Local clubs maintain hope, but for now, victim's calls go unanswered, though rumors abound- including a blue flash caught on film around the last time he was seen! (News shows a blurry blue flash on a rooftop, taken through a dirty window, several blocks away. Downtown Los angeles, Ca). Officials say they have no leads, but rewards have been offered by both the Police and fan clubs, totalling over $200k.*

Due to donations by several federal agencies, the reward for information has raised to $750k