Abandoned mine collapsed in rural Utah.

An abandonded iron mine in Utah collapsed this morning. The mine was several miles from the closest settlement and none where injured in the collapse. Authorities are reminding people to stay clear of unmaintained mines.

Anomalous Events

The storms assaulting Texas will dissappear like morning fog, leaving some meterologists perplexed, yet not totally surprised. If the weather was easy to predict, they would be out of a job. This matter is "blown away" as other pressing matters arrive on the slate.

However, for the secret world the matter is more than just a blip on the radar - psychic sensitives & mystics within a hundred miles of Dimmitt Texas feel the thunderclap of the Breaker's imprisonment, & the "Storms of Rage" that have been assaulting the area vanish at the same time. While a welcome reprieve to agents dealing with such matters, no one seems to know which faction started or stopped the event - some may want answers.

In other parts of the world, the six remaining Keres stir the winds of chaos, slowly becoming more than just ghosts.

Unusual Weather in Central Texas

While storms in Autumn are not uncommon, the Fort Worth/Arlington/Dallas area is being hit hard with intense rain, lightning storms, & multiple tornadoes, sometimes as many as 4 confirmed touching down at a time. The recent violent weather is a bit unusual, though explained away as Climate Shift, Act of God, etc.

Interested parties may find psychokinetic disturbances in the area as well, & may wish to dispatch investigators.

National Hero Saves the NISS

Rico Salvez, a 42 year old aerospace engineer from Pennsylvania has been awarded a National Medal of Honor for the emergency repairs he make on the New International Space Station after a foreign object punctured the hull of the Station. Alongside this, he also managed to save his team who had collapsed around the station.

Native speaker attacked, mysterious hero steps in to save the day!

Here in Clovis New Mexico, a tragedy!

Members of the Sons of Anarchy biker gang made a move on a local war hero today, the hero Mr.Thomas H. Begay being one of the three last living wind talkers. A special unit of Navajo war heroes who helped America triumph in World War 2. The gang, equipped with automatic weapons and baseball bats took to attacking the man at the Event Center during one of his speeches on his history and accomplishments and were stopped by a mysterious hero who can be seen here dodging through gunfire to tackle one of the assailants. Though the hero could not be reached for comment, it is confirmed that they met with police after and requested to remain anonymous. Regardless though, we want him to know that Clovis is thankful. 

Now we cut to an interview with a Mr.Louis Dugall a Vietnam veteran who came to the event and assisted the unknown hero by preventing an attack by three more assailants, Mr.Dugall describes the events as harrowing and a reminder that the darkness of our greatest global tragedies has yet to be fully erased. He urges everyone to listen to the wisdom of those who came before and to remember the truth of their and the world's history. A noble sentiment, from a noble man. 

Leaving you with this message to not forget the past, and work together for a better tomorrow this is Channel 7 news signing out and wishing you all the best.  

Terrorist attack on Ise Grand shrine

A camera displays a female reporter standing with an umbrella in the pouring rain. Behind her is a large bridge leading with a path through a wooded area, shrines and temples reaching over the treetop into view. The reporter looks at the camera and says ,"This is Kyodo News i'm Mio Mari and right now im in front of the well reknown Ise grand Shrine in the Mei prefecture currently closed to the public due to a recent terrorist attack. The attack happened yesterday evening during the heavy rain storm when one of the shrines was targeted by an explosive device and another assulted by multiple un-identified gun men, killing 11 and injuring 13 others. The Shrine reports multiple missing religious artifacts but choose not to identify them or their appereance at this moment.

Freak Electric Storm In New York

A Freak Electric Storm sprung up on the New York coast. Meteorologists say that its a 1 in a million occurence that occured. There was a massive electrical discharge into the ocean that overheated the sea causing a massive gas bubble to form at sea. 20 ships are reported missing at sea as well as all crewmembers are declared missing. More updates to potentially come later.

Japan, Saitama - Gaka no komichi massacre.

Black Fox - butcherer or hero? 

One of the biggest massacres in recent Japanese history has taken place in the Gaka no komichi flea market mere moments ago, three dead, one in critical condition. 

Today, at around one AM the streets of Saitama would run red following a massacre that claimed the lives of three men, leaving another one on life support. 

The local authorities are working tirelessly to find the culprit and bring them to justice. 

The perpetrator was reported to look like a thin androgynous individual wearing a dark hooded robe and jeans, their face was reportedly fully covered by a black mask depicting the face of a Nogitsune frozen in a mocking smile. 

A bounty of 250,000¥ has been authorised for any information leading to the capture of the armed and highly dangerous anti-social element responsible for the massive loss of human life, if you spot them call your local police station immediately and do not physically engage for your own safety. 

Some locals however seem to have a different opinion about today's tragic event, dubbing the mass murderer as a hero or vigilante. 

According to anonymous witness reports the individual dubbed by the public as the "Black Fox" was acting in self-defence, swifty and mercilessly dispatching several members of a local gang that have been terrorising the market-place for the last six months, claims that the local authorities have neither denied nor sustained at the present moment as the identity of the deceased individuals is obscured by their countless disfiguring wounds. 

LOCAL PAGNANELLI GUARD PUNCHING BABIES WITH BRASS KNUCKLES!!!

This just in- breaking news- it is 9 pm and we've just been informed that a psycho guard in full combat gear stormed into the local Indianapolis hospital, made his way to the maternity ward, and began to use a pair of brass knuckles to start beating newborn babies, nurses, and their mothers. We have video of the incident. Be aware, folks, what you see will be very disturbing.

The video feed will begin and depict a man hyping himself up, constantly saying "Get psyched! Get psyched! Get psyched!". The man with a wide smile and a hyped expression storms into the ward, decks a nurse upside the head, and then breaks the glass that leads to the room of newborn. The subsequent footage is extremely blurred out and the sound is cut. But the subtitles detail that the man was screaming, "For Pagnanelli! For Pagnanelli! Fuck your kids! Fuck your kids!". The footage cuts out.

A reported 17 babies were murdered and 31 were mortally wounded in the attack. Following the recent attack on Indianapolis, the people just can't get a break.

This is part of a long line of Pagnanelli accusations where previously, two senior scientists were filmed fornicating with a corpse and eating babies respectively. The federal government has remained suspiciously quiet through the entire ordeal. We will update you as the situation unfolds!

Las Vegas Sewer Murders Part 2

Las Vegas Police quietly close their case into the sewer murders. The City quietly receives funding from the Vatican though those in relative circles hear of this. A new cathedral is to be built in the next three months. Las Vegas police also reportedly received a large federal grant to be used for police equipment.

Las Vegas Sewer Murders

In the early morning, variations on this news report appears on American news agencies and talk shows.

"...Twelve young women where dragged who reprtedly have Paranoia3 carved into their chests a week ago. Police say that they currently have no suspects in custody however they believe they are close to making an arrest..."

OPERATION: Arms at War.

Clearance level: 1

MOBILE TASK FORCE: Bloodhounds - Dr.Frigg Anderson / Dr.Meng Hao / Agent "Mist" / D-5000 / P.C.                / P.C                    /

MOBILE TASK FORCE: Bloodhounds - proved successful in disarming the volatile and potentially masquerade-breaking situation caused by the          meteorological anomaly henceforth referred to as "U.A. 600"

P.O.I-1 & P.O.I-2 have been successfully escorted on-site for further negotiation due to direct involvement with U.A. 600.

Casualty report - Dr.Frigg Anderson deceased in the line of duty.

SITE-5 Public relations department detail - "The local news sources report the appearance of an anomalous F-5 Hurricane caused by an unexpected hot front originating in the south colliding with a cold front coming from the north."

Masquerade status: Maintained, current risk level - GREEN.

Negotiation & Containment research lead requests for U.A 600 can be submitted via the standard PROJECT LEAD form, any and all request will be reviewed within the TWELVE hour margin

Research lead priority given to site personnel with direct field experience acquired in OPERATION: Arms at War.

Clearance level: 1

OPERATION: Dogs Of War.

Clearance level: 1

MOBILE TASK FORCE: Bloodhounds - Dr.Tora          / Dr.Frigg Anderson / Dr.Meng Hao / Agent "Mist" / P.C.                /

MOBILE TASK FORCE: Bloodhounds proved successful at locating, subduing and isolating any and all anomalous activity caused by the presence of                    

                     Is to be kept in a standard issue cell on LEVEL 1 until such a time that a more permanent method of containment is devised by SITE-5 staff.

Containment research lead requests for                      can be submitted via the standard PROJECT LEAD form, any and all request will be reviewed within the TWELVE hour margin.

Research lead priority given to site personnel with direct field experience acquired in OPERATION: Dogs of War.

Clearance level: 1

Freak Blizzards Intensify, Northern Territories Gripped in Fear!

Tonight, on CBC News. 

We've all been frozen in, but this Northern Territory is frozen out.

The small town of Wood Creek was found vacant after a freak blizzard isolated people within their homes in Canada's Northern Territories and without food or access to clean water the now ghost town met its end. 

This devastating weather occurrence has begun spreading to the area of Saratoga Lake which has been frozen over solid and animals in the region are dying en masse as food becomes scarcer in the region.

Authorities have advised that people within 10 miles of the region move south as the blizzard advances and worsens, at least until the storm passes. The Prime Minister has backed up this statement and has urged further caution as according to his top experts that weather conditions will continue to worsen and that they do not see an end in sight for the next 3 months.  

Now to Terry for sports. Tell us about the Leafs Terry! 

Napa Valley Register: Cinedome 8 Grand Re-Opening!

After almost half of a year of closure, Cinedome 8 is finally reopening to the fanfare of movie buffs of the valley. Under new management after Jacob Lawrence sold the location to the conglomorate Marshall, Carter, and Dark. It is unknown why they made the accuisition, especially as the popularity of streaming platforms continue to rise. 

The new management at the Cinedome have stated that they wish to screen local and obscure films from around the Bay Area and abroad, entering the niche of underground and outsider art films.

Terrorists destroy hawk's bay. A power couple's tragic end.

Terror grips Spain,

Tonight on Channel 7 News

In Madrid, Spain tragedy struck this morning at 5:30 AM when a terrorist attack by the Russian Mafia led to the hijacking of a cargo plane. 

After a brutal gunfight in which a car with fake diplomatic plates gunned down some members of the Russian mafia, it then tore its way through the tarmac before taking off. There it was pursued by the brave fighter pilots of the Spanish Airforce who shortly shot them down. 

Unfortunately, the plane crashed into the forest near Madrid. The devastating forest fire resulted in claiming both of their lives. 

They are survived by their two children in Berlin Germany, and the legacy of their advances in cybernetics and physics live on. 

Their security company also lost 20 people in the resulting explosion, and the ongoing forest fires resulting from the explosion still rage through the country even as the Spanish government begins probes into potential Russian Mafia involvement in the incident. 

The prime minister of Spain Pedro Sanchez could not be reached for comment but said he intends to make a formal press statement within the week.

The Catholic Church is also holding a candlelight vigil for the dead in Madrid this weekend at 7 PM on Saturday, all are welcome to attend. 

Hookworm outbreak in Kalispell, Montana

A new species of parasitic hookworm described as Ancyclostoma mortifer by Dr. Jennifer Barlowe has caused an outbreak in Kalispel Montana. This species has an extremely high fatality rate. Twelve of the sixteen known infected have passed away within a week of there infection. The four other infected are currently quarantined and in intensive care. A. mortifer causes rapid weight loss and terminal anemia in the infected.

A. mortifer is highly infectious. It can spread through contact with infected soil, through contact with infected bodily fluids or zoonotically through rats. Residents and visitors in Flathead County Montana are advised to avoid any contact with rats and report any dead rats to county health officials. Anyone in Flathead County is advised to wear shoes outdoor and to avoid direct contact with the soil when possible.

The dangers of substance abuse - Archibald Barlowe and bodyguard found dead.

Los Angeles, California, 507 NEWS

Pictures of a mansion in LA hills, surrounded by yellow police tape with the words "DO NOT CROSS" printed on it in bold black letters are attached to the article.

Two found dead In what appears to be a horrific accident involving illegal substance abuse and neglectful handling of a firearm.

Business owner, entrepreneur and loving father Archibald Barlowe - The 71 years old found dead on the bathroom floor of his expensive Los Angeles mansion with several cranial contusions, in the hallway across from him a discharged firearm of Italian make, reportedly illegally purchased and lacking a serial number - ARX-100 chambered in 5.56x45 mm NATO and the body of Michael Ortega, Barlowe's 42 year old bodyguard, fatally shot in what looks to be a highly unpredictable and unfortunate turn of events, the regrettable accident revealing a glimpse into the darker side of Archibald's life away from the public gaze.

The authorities assure that the investigation is still ongoing, however no signs of fowl play have been reported as of the publishing of this article.

The current version of events according government officials and forensic analysts is as follows  - Archibald Barlowe came into possession of a loaded firearm that was neglectfully left outside of the dedicated gun safe after consuming a large dose of Benzoylmethylecgonine, traces of which have been found on the mans nightstand.

In an ill-fated turn of events following a surprise power outage Michael Ortega attempted to check on his employer only to be shot twice center mass by Barlowe due to his altered state of mind and limited mental faculties at the time of the accident caused by the consumption of the aforementioned illegal substances.

Startled, and likely in a state of shock Archibald drops the murder weapon and takes a few steps back only to slip on the slick bathroom floor, suffering a severe concussion, and subsequently crashing through the glass door of the shower cabinet, the chain of events leading to countless lacerations followed by unsuccessful attempts get back up, leading to several cranial contusions, coupled with severe blood loss caused by the aforementioned lacerations, and eventual loss of life due to the lack of immediate medical attention.

The story has shocked and appalled the local community, prompting a passionate call for more severe gun restriction policies in hopes of avoiding unnecessary loss of life in the future, sparking several protests on the streets of Los Angeles where the tensions are high between opposing sides.

Our correspondents are monitoring the situation closely, ready to bring any and all new developments into the public eye.

Stay tuned, stay informed, stay with us - 507 NEWS

Chaos at Bobasaurus

SAN FRANCISCO, CA

Police and fire fighters responed to a fire alarm and a number of reports or rioters on Lombard street at around 8:00 PM last night in front of the new local boba tea shop, Bobasaurus.

Once on the scene, police found a crowd brutally beating a group of men. The men appeared to have been pulled from their vehicle after attempting to flee with slashed tires. Police quickly disperse the crowd and take a number of rioters into custody.

One of the men had been f̶a̶t̷a̴l̸l̶y̴ shot, and the remaining four are receiving medical treatment f̴o̸r̴ ̷s̶u̷s̷t̵a̸i̴n̴e̶d̵ ̶i̴n̶j̶u̷r̷i̴e̶s̴. Á̴͚̻-̶͇̃̀͜ṇ̷̋ ̵̹̐i̴̢̲̅n̴̲͐̎v̵̘̇ḛ̵̅̄s̵̤̀t̶̹͈̏͝ȉ̶͔̭ğ̶͐͜a̶̢̾t̸͓͐í̸̢͗͜ỏ̸̱̠̍n̸̳̎ͅ ̸̠̪̕i̷͔̐̈́s̵͒͜ ongoing, but ̸̗͈̈̾͝p̵̣̬̲̃̀o̶͕͝l̸͉̤͝-̵̣̖̇̓-̵̮͆̉ḯ̶͚̀͜c̴͔͑͂͋é̶͇̂ͅ ̷̛̤͉̿͝r̶̬̄ë̶͙́̉͘p̶̙̞̓o̸̘͓͎̓̾r̷͙̙͗t̷̘͋ ̵̡̌̚t̷̬̰͕̽̿͠ȟ̷̜̰̐ä̴̛͙̱́ͅt̴̢̼̋͘ ̷̝̬̣̾a̶̤͇͙̅̌͠ ̷̩͓̊͗̅ṃ̵̩͍̐a̷̬̔j̶̑̿͜ȯ̶̤r̵̞͍͗í̸̠͋t̵̲͖̿̓̏͜y̷̳̓̎͝ of the rioters c̸̹̣̰͍̫͌́̎͋̍͘l̸̥͖̒͂̈́͂ã̸̢̰̬͇̜̩͌̚i̵̛̛̱̓̽̈m̵̡̙̙͇̪͎̀̾͘͝ ̵͙̣͖̙̙̪̑̈̆̒̄̕n̸͈̗͉̹̘̊̋̃̍̆̾ǭ̷̢̺͍̬̀̈͑̆͆ ̸͙̤̩̩̬͛r̸̝̬̻͑͗̌̌ḙ̸̮̦̜̬̈̆͝-̵̬͛̄̐͆-̶̧̬͇̯̈̉̀̽-̵̺̍-̷̧͎̗̱̌́̂͗͆̇ͅc̶̝̞̲̠̩̦̄́̕ö̷̬́̅̃͐̑͒l̵̠̪͂̈́͐̉ĺ̸̬͑͒̇̐ê̷̛̫̹̯̗̮͋͌ć̴̣̦̖̖̻̃͛́̕͜t̸͇̩̪̤͙̥͋̂i̵͉̜͇͎̓o̷̬̻̞̹͉͛̎͛n̴͓̯͚͔͋̑̇̂́͝ ̶̢͙̙̭̠͉̃̈͌̂̈̃o̴̺̗̘̍̈́̍͊̊͝f̶̪̮̄͗͊̾̚ ̴̧̳̪̪̪̈̈́͝ḃ̸̧̧̩̟̙ͅe̷̝͇͍̘̼̪̐̈́͠i̴͇̒n̴̘̞̤͍̎̈́͝g̸̢̲͇̥̫̰̏͛̈́̐͝ at the scene, n̵̦̹̗̂͂ò̸̝͂́̄̃͛͊ṙ̶̯͙̳̀̍̑̀̎̀͂̆ ̸̧̧͙̼̩͚̙͚͇̆h̷̛̞̗̆̓́̍̂̿̚͝ǫ̵͖̖͇͚̹̜͇̍̉̒̉́͝ẅ̴̧͉͎̙͈́͐͗͒͑͂̽͘͝ ̵̠̈́̒̓̚t̶͍̪̓̎͛h̸̗̯̄̐̿͋͋́̄͠e̵̫̱̖̎̆͂̽͊͋͌͝y̵͓̔̎̉͌ ̷̨̧̛̪̙̠̗̓̋̈́͐̃̕g̴̡̻̟̲͔͒̆͠o̴̧͂̓̕ţ̷̬̖̬̈́͑̾͘ ̶̯͛ț̶͖̿ẖ̷̮͈̣͈͕̬͈̲̊̾́̌̊̕ê̷̲̲͖͎̘͈̠̯̊̌̏́̌̕-̷̟̩͕̱̞́ŗ̴̱̼͕̭͓̟̠̝̀͆ȩ̶̞͓̪̫̤̱̪̇.̷̨́̓͌̇͌͆

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P̷̳̾͂̋̀̌̉̂͋̅̾͒̄̀͝ǫ̴̟̬̣̞͚̬̣̼̱̌͝-̶̝͕͉̲̽͂̋͗͑̋́̕-̷̹̯̬͉͒̈́̾͑͆͒l̸͕̤̞̈́̏i̶̧̛̲͇̯̗͓̗̬͓̺͔͔̰͔͍̹͑̄̕c̶̡͉͈͈̳̪̅͗̀͒͊̓͛͆̽̂̋̈̊̎̊̃̔ȩ̸̭͓̮̖̙̐̑͂ ̷͚͕͍̈́̃́̆͒͋̿̿̆́͐̿̉̓͘͜r̸̯̽̿͐̈́̃̔͊̓͛̏̃́͋ȩ̵̨̛̪̖̘̘̖̩̣̱͖̯̔͌̉̈́͛͂̂͒̔̍́̎̎̕̕͝q̴͎͍̫̫̖̟͉͖̮͕̯͚̥͑̂̿͛̄ǘ̷͚͔̫̥͖̗̫̬̲̤̈̄e̶̢̢̞̹̭͈̹͓̳̳̟̣̙̻̮͒̇̊̍̅͗̚͝s̷̢̡̧̰̺̲̥̬̹̥̜͉̽̈́̃̍̆̿͑͒̿̓̋̍̐͠͠t̵̮̳̘͔̱͈͓̝̮̻̓̽̊̓̂̃̑̉̑͒͒̅͝ ̷̧͇͎͇͈̖͔̜̞̟̝̪̜͔̫̳́̆̃̉̉̆̕͝͠t̶̘̪̓͑̃̄̆̊̈̕͠-̶̝͋̀̔͗̈́͌̈́̾̀́͋̈́̊̏̕̚͝͠-̷̰͇̣̘̝̫̫̠̪̐̄̓̔̿̈́̌̋̽͗͊͐̊̈̈́͒͝-̸͚͕́̉̓́͌̄̉͆-̸͍̬̻̤̘̻̿͊̉̊̎͊̉̋̾̕̕̕͠ͅ-̵̛̗̦̼̭̙̃͐̅͋̍̀̓̆̌̈́̇̆̚͝h̷̡̨̜̜̼̰̫̥̓͂̍a̴̡̪̗̹̩̰̱̝̟͒̏͑̈́̄͋͋̑̈̚͝ͅt̴̡̯̞̻̩̤̅̒̊͌̉̑͘ ̴͉̹̥̽̌̓͋̈̉͌́̈́͋̅͗̐͊̚͠͠ä̷̖̞͙͓̞̮͙̓̅̓̾͗̈́͆͗̅͛̕͜͝n̵̨͈̣͉̱̭̺̤̫͈͇͙̫̬̪̉̊̒͒͐͛̏̓͜͜͠y̸͕̱̪̞̟̩̰̮̦͎̥͍̩̭̗̌̂̋̌̐̊̉̇õ̶̙̱̰̪̦̼̪̥͈̙ņ̶͖͖̖̻̪̹̘͕̘̓̓̊́̾̈́͊͑͒̑̒̐͋̕̕͜͝ẻ̴̢͓͎̹̫̠͇͔͇̭̪̤̔̎ ̵̢̨̰̣̮̰̝̩̝͎̦̯̙̦͍̞̍̄̓͐̿̊͜͠ͅw̴̢̛̲̟͕͔̬̩̹̜̺̥̲͖̾̇̆͐̏̒͌̄̋̿̕͝-̵̨͍̳̟̤̣͓̖͙̠̖̙͙̥̰͙̿͊͊̅͑̆͊͐͘̕͘͜ͅį̸̝̪͎͓͚̞̘̮̤̺͎͌̔̐̐̓̂͋ͅţ̶̜͖̰̟̣͛̎̾̈́͂̚͘h̶̼̦̗̦̥̲̗̟̳̬͔̭̾̅̾͝ ̵͍̞̗̋͛́̄̚í̸̼͈͔̭̥̤̱͗̉͋ͅn̸̢̡͇̗̜̯͙̹̭̟͙͕͇͔̞̪͉̲̐̈̔͒̊́̅̑̈́̄̆̋͌̕f̶̧̮͙̱̮̠͈̭̰̦̫̄ͅö̴͈́̉̈́̄̈́͋-̵̢̛̞̮̖͎̙͗̃̇̇͆̔̿͆̊͠-̸̡̠̱̲̟̖̟͕̅̊̌̏̈̇̀̚͜-̵̛̙̪͐͛̍̉͆̀̒͑̓̈́̄̕͘̚r̷̢̖̼̯̣̻̦̳͂́̓̉̀̓͐͠͝m̷̢͖̫̹͇͇̣̠̥̼̽a̸̡̢̡͕̤̲͇͇̹̜̮̩̘̍̄͂t̷̝̠̳̫̻̖͖͑̇̿̈͜ǐ̵̡̨̢̧̭̳͈̤͔̬̦͓̼͖̺̄̈́̑͗̏͘͝o̵̟̺͕͓̝̭̒̿̕͝n̸̢̮͇͇̋̍̆̽̈́̈̓̄̀͘͠͠ ̵̢̛̠̳̲̌̀̎̾̉̾́̓͗̓͌́͂̓͋̈́͘ç̵̛̯̪̲̟̟͓̜͕̩̯̹̫̓̐͑̐͋͑̐̚͝ͅà̵̡̱̭͓̮̪͈̦̠̺͍̰̓͛́͠ļ̸̡̛͕̱͉͓̠͈̠̘͍̺̄͌̋̌̒̃̽̚͘̕͘͠-̸̢̠͚̱͖̝͎̦̠̝̳̻͙̼̰̅͊͛̊̈́̊̽̐̄͐̔̓͝͝-̶̢̪̻̰̖͓͔̲̙̗̻̞́ḽ̶̖̈́̏ ̵̭̦̭̬͍̭̩̘̪̺͙̳͔̗̻̓̒͋̆͗͗̈̿̋͜͠(̸̧̡̛̛̭̗̼̟̈́̒̏͌̈́͑̍̈́͆̓̆͊̀͌͝ͅ4̵̣̺̠͙̥̺̳̻̹̌͛̓͜͝1̶̛̠̞̗̹̯͉̽͗̊̉́̔͐͗̍̿̅͗̀͆̉̏͘͜5̴̻̣̯̓͐̂̄͑̃̊͌̈̋͛̔̓͜)̵͇̃̎̽͒̍̕ ̴̝̌5̷̢̯͖̤̹͍͙͔͈͇̗̯̮͑̓̂̀͒͗͂͌̓̈́͒̄-̷͔̫̫̳̠̫͎̦͙̥̥̦͕̤͙̿̈́̋̓͌̓-̸̧̢̨̧͙̜͙͇̖͍͍͚̟̭̗̾̏͒̀͋̋͋̏͗͝͝ͅ-̵̻̠̬͉͈̻̞̹̼̒̐͒̎͌̎̽̈̐͗̒̽͐͘͠͠5̶̢̢͚̺͉͎̥̙͙̀͆̾̀̍͑̑̃̕͜͝͝5̶̢̤͈͎̠̖̞̍̿̅̆̈́̀̓͘͜-̸̟͍̜̯̘̙̉͊̈̿̍̅̚͝9̶̡̙̬͍̭͓̟̯̺̻͔͎̩̓͝ͅ4̵̧̨̡̩͕̻̯̠͍͚̪͈̟͈̘͙̽̆̊͜-̷̨͔̪̬̣̘̥̬̂̇̓̎͗͋̃̊̋̐̀-̷̩̹͇͓̦̗̙̈́̿́̉͑̀͑͘͜͝͝͝-̶̡̝͇͙͙͈̲̲̤̳̺̻̣͂͋̓̇̔͂̓̓̐͛̋͑̕͝͝5̴̫̝͇͙̬̉͐͑̐̔̓̂̎̌͑̐̒̒̅͋̕͝6̵̨̮̠̤͍̈́̓̋̄͆̈́̅̔̑̚ͅ

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Carjacking at Bobasaurus

SAN FRANCISCO, CA

Police responed to an attempted theft and carjacking at around 7:30 PM last night in the parking lot of the new local boba tea shop, Bobasaurus.

Once on the scene, police found the suspect incapacitated by the victims of the theft. The perpetrator was taken into custody and brought to a San Francisco Police Department holding center. An investigation is ongoing, but police report that the victims are not interested in pressing charges.

Nuclear Explosion

The news stations around the world are filled with reports of a Nuclear Explosion 35 km north of Lansing, MI at a top secret military base. The US army and the Canadian army are working together in order to evacuate civilians. President Joe Biden has issued a executive order mobilizing the National guard to assist with the fallout.

A couple strange videos pop up and then disappear over the next few days beginning to cause whispers in chatrooms of a large lizard creature seen moving away from the location of the explosion. 

The United States Army and the Canadian army have set up roadblocks around michigans borders to assist refuggees. Or so 5the news reports claim.

The fallout from the Nuclear Explosion over the next few weeks begin to really show themselves however strangely enough nobody is allowed back into Michigan once they leave the whole state is being declared a hazardous area for humans. Causing a massive exodus of humans to move through the country putting a strain on many cities resources. The Lakes around michigan have become irridiated causing water prices to skyrocket and food prices as well. The homeless population booms in America as citys shelters couldnt handle the entire population. The lakes fish are no longer edibile as discovered a few weeks after a few people develop cancer. 

Worst of all are the thousands of lives lost.