Polarizing figure Bubba Score gathering some unwanted attention

A woman in a red summer dress and done-up hair sits behind a news desk looking at the camera. She speaks with confidence, par for the course of a newscaster

"Tonight's top story: Bubba Score. The Polarizing rock star seems to be getting more attention than he bargained for. Swarms of paparazzi hound the singer everywhere he goes." A series of pictures flash up on the screen showing Bubba knocking on a sketchy house, talking with a deranged-looking individual, and then noticing the camera as he goes inside. The place looks like a drug den. Another string of photos shows Bubba leaving the apartment with 3 girls "dressed" as succubi then walking off. "It seems like people's favorite rock star has been getting up to no good. One thing is for sure, the paparazzi won't be slowing down any time soon."

Times Square Chaos: Illegal Bubba Score Concert Sparks Controversy, Injuries, and Debate

By Emily Carter | Arts & Culture | November 10, 2024

In what is already being called one of the most controversial events in Times Square’s storied history, notorious heavy metal artist Bubba Score staged an unauthorized concert that drew thousands and left New York City authorities scrambling to maintain order. The impromptu performance, which unfolded over an hour of electrifying music and chaos, has sparked a media firestorm, with many questioning the limits of celebrity privilege and the state of public decency. The artist was aprehended and questioned during custody on the following days, but was quickly released after a major display of support by fans and advocacy groups.

The concert, held without permits or planning in part of NYC's authorities, attracted fans from across the city after word spread online mere hours before the event. Police made a quick response to the event and was louded for a restrained but professional conduct. Officers confirmed finding drugs in the audience, with substances reportedly being used by both adults and minors, and were instrumental in the rescue of a teenager that went unconscious in the crowd after being hit in the head by a glass bottle. Aside from the theenager, six other concertgoers were injured, most due to crowd-related incidents, and one individual, a 22-year-old nursing student, remains unaccounted for as of press time. Witnesses described her as last seen near the center of the crowd during the event's height, raising concerns about security and crowd control.

Commentary has been swift and polarized. Conservative commentator Alan Riggs lambasted the performance, calling it, “Another sign of moral decay in a society that glorifies hedonism and rebellion over respect and responsibility. This isn’t art; it’s anarchy.” Meanwhile, music historian Tanya Lowenthal offered a contrasting view: “Bubba Score is punk’s answer to the 21st century—a chaotic, brilliant, and unfiltered artist who embodies the raw energy of movements like the New York Dolls. Love him or hate him, he’s a breathe of fresh air in an increasingly sanitized industry.”

The artist’s team has downplayed the controversy, calling it "an organic display of artistic passion" while distancing themselves from the drug use and injuries. They emphasized the overwhelming fan support for Score, which included petitions, social media campaigns, and donations for legal fees from both fans and major figures in the music industry. Now hailed as both a villain and a visionary, Bubba Score sits at the peak of his career, with the eyes of the world firmly fixed on his next move. Whether he embraces the backlash or uses it to fuel his meteoric rise, one thing is certain: Bubba Score isn’t going anywhere—and the world will be watching.

Strange Lights near Bellevue Memorial Park in Louisiana

In a spooky turn of events this Halloween, there was a disturbance at the Bellevue Memorial Park. In the middle of the night last night, there was a large glowing set of concentric circles that spread out from one of the graves.

[Attached is a grainy image showing what looks like a strange blue bullseye covering about a 300 foot radius, sourced inside a graveyard. Barely visible is a brighter glow coming from each grave.]

It is unclear what the purpose of these lights was, and when police arrived on the scene they had already been extinguished. Only one grave seemed to be disturbed, but the name has not been released to the public. Testing is still underway, but the official statement is that none of the corpses were affected in any way. There is increased security in the area just in case this changes, however.

Mines cleared

Thanks to three contractors the mines were cleared

Conrad disappears leaving crater, Hundreds missing, Famous Philanthropist Morgan Wells sends regards as only survivor

Breaking News:

Conrad Disappears, Hundreds missing, Nashville in panic

News from Nashville, Tennessee today as the Conrad Luxury hotel in Nashville vanished into thin air, taking potentially hundreds with it. Police arrived on the scene following a call about strange noises coming throughout the hotel, only to find that the entire hotel was empty. Famous philanthropist, Morgan Wells was at the scene and assisted police in attempting to figure out what had happened, and attempt to rescue any potential stragglers. Police report that there was a purple-ish haze throughout the entire top half of the hotel before it disappeared, and that one officer, Kraig Boilsman, was killed by an unknown creature found on the third-floor. 

"We aren't exactly sure what in god's name really happened here, if we're bein' honest." Says police chief Steve Splinkton, who arrived on the scene with 80 other officers. "We're takin' it that its some sorta strange supernatural occurrence, and we're not yet exactly sure how to deal with it or if there is a way to deal with it. This is a lot to take in." 

In an instagram livestream by Morgan Wells, viewers tuned in to see a strange crustacean-like humanoid leap out of the hotel's haze and kill officer Boilsman before getting put under control. Mr. Wells would later be found crawling out of the crater where The Conrad once stood.

We asked Mr. Wells for an interview on the matter to get his take on the story.  

"So, Mr. Wells, how are you?"

"I'm fine, thank you, thank you..."

"So, you were in Nashville, giving out money to the poor and doing a meet and greet, is this true?"

"Uh, no? I remember being in the crater but... I don't remember much else..."

"But there's record of you on social media talking about you time in Nashville?"

"Yeah, I was... there on vacation. I didn't say I was doing a meet and greet... and when did I say anything?"

"There's video evidence of you giving people $50."

"I didn't do that."

"Alright... now there's a lot of people saying that there's some sort of  'space crabs' to blame. How do you respond?"

"I... don't know of any space crabs... I mean, they could exist, I wont deny it... Ted Kabgoon raises some good points... but that's why I have bodyguards."

"Of course, of course... uh, what do you want to say to those who are facing the loss of loved ones in this tragedy?"

"My heart goes out to them, this is.... a terrible tragedy. I'll do what I can to help... I don't want to make any enemies or anything so..."

"Well, thank you for this brief interview, maybe we can get a more in-depth one later about your potential relation to those residing in The Kahn?"

"The what?"

"Oh, I- nevermind."

"Right..."

Mr. Wells was then escorted out by his security team. We have yet to hear back on any other potential interview opportunities. While we hope Mr. Wells hasn't forgotten about our emails, what cannot be forgotten is the fact that hundreds to thousands of people have disappeared without a trace. And without a clear lead on where they went, its unlikely that they'll ever be seen again. 

In other news... a large crater has been found out in the Alaskan wastes...

Empty plane lands in Hawaii

A plane has landed in Hawaii. Landed safely with support from ground control, and landed safely. Evidence of explosive decompression on the plane.

Most passengers were found in the ocean miles off shore, somehow safe.

Despite the plane landing and having someone talk to ground control consistently throughout, nobody was found on the plane.

Police still looking into it.

Minot Daily News - Front Page Headline - SHERIFF THYME FOUND DEAD

SHERIFF THYME FOUND DEAD

Sheriff Thyme was found dead in his home three days ago.  Sheriff Thyme was a much beloved pillar of the community.  His recent accomplishment was cordinating the search and rescue of Herb Cobbler.  He was well known for his dedication to law and order, and his tough, but fair approach.  The Sheriff left behind a wife and twelve kids.

"He helped turn my childhood around and get me back on track," Fred spoke highly of the sheriff.  Many members of the community reported similar sentiments.

However we're not at the end of the story yet.  While the cornier ruled the death a suicide, a report was leaked out stating there were two bullet wounds found in his back, and a third in his head.

"I don't believe he would have done such a thing to himself," Lisa reported.

"Who could have done this to him?" asked Alison, outraged.

Sheriff Thyme's deputy, and right hand man, Douglas Baker had the following to say on the matter:

"I will find whoever did this and bring them to justice.  We cannot abide this assaults on our community."

Terrorists Cause Bio attack at Aetheron

A group of terrorists have targeted the conglomerate corporation Aetheron in upstate New York. The company was preparing for a large scale presentation of mysterious origins in the coming days that seems to have been cut precipitously short early this morning. In the hustle and bustle of the upcoming event Aetheron staff seem to have missed a growing contagion that rapidly spread through the workforce on the central lawn of the buildings. Over the course of the next hours victims continued to grow more and more distorted eventually resembling walking corpses spreading contagion to each other. Aetheron seems to have responded to this by sending out a security force which began culling the infected and employees alike. 

Several streams popped up on crypto leak displaying the carnage including one where the cameraman was unceremoniously tracked down by the Aetheron security force and murdered. 

The executive board is remaining silent on the event referring only to it as a terrorist attack and the loss of public perception shouldn't be directed at them but instead at the terrorists. 

The Devil is no longer in Time

Time line continues in a good old fashion

Apparent Domestic Terrorist Attack Claims Lives of Four Postal Workers in Aurora

In a shocking and tragic event that has shaken the community, an apparent domestic terrorist attack targeted a U.S. Postal Service delivery van in Aurora on Monday morning, killing four postal workers and leaving local authorities scrambling for answers.

The attack, which occurred near the intersection of East Hampden Avenue and South Tower Road at approximately 8:30 AM, resulted in the total destruction of the van. First responders arrived on the scene to find the wreckage engulfed in flames, with no survivors inside. Aurora Fire Department officials confirmed that the explosive device had been placed inside the vehicle.

The victims have been identified as Martha Wilkins, 58, a 30-year veteran of the U.S. Postal Service, beloved by colleagues for her dedication and warm personality;Isaiah Harris, 29, a father of two and a recent hire, described by friends as an optimistic and hardworking individual, Joseph "Joey" Martinez, 41, a former Marine who had spent the last five years working for the Postal Service, known for his loyalty and courage and Kelly Davenport, 34, an Aurora native who had a passion for helping others and was recognized as a community advocate.

The U.S. Postal Service has expressed deep sorrow over the loss of its employees, issuing a statement: "We extend our heartfelt condolences to the families, friends, and colleagues of the victims. Their dedication to public service will never be forgotten, and we will fully cooperate with authorities to ensure justice is served for this heinous act."

Aurora Police Chief Samuel Gutierrez addressed the media shortly after the incident, promising a thorough investigation: "This was a cowardly act of violence against innocent workers. We will not rest until those responsible are brought to justice. The full force of local and federal law enforcement will be deployed to uncover the perpetrators of this attack and bring them to justice." Chief Gutierrez also urged the public to remain vigilant, noting that no group has claimed responsibility for the attack as of yet.

Federal authorities, including the FBI and the Department of Homeland Security, have joined the investigation, and while they have yet to confirm if the incident is part of a larger threat, early indications suggest it was a premeditated act of domestic terrorism. As a precaution, increased security measures are being implemented at all local post offices and postal routes in the Aurora area. Residents are urged to report any suspicious activity or information to the authorities as they continue their investigation. A private, closed funeral service for the victims will be held later this week, limited to close friends and family. Grieving loved ones have requested privacy during this difficult time. Meanwhile, the Aurora community has begun to rally in support of the victims' families, with several local organizations and businesses pledging donations to assist with funeral costs and financial support for those left behind.

City Councilmember Diane Ellis expressed the collective grief of the community, stating, "This senseless tragedy has left a scar on our city. We will mourn together, support the victims' families, and demand accountability for this attack."

As the investigation unfolds, the people of Aurora wait in sorrow, hoping for answers and justice for the lives lost in this devastating act of violence.

Ceo Justine Malton found!

// Setting- Small NPR podcast

"So Sam, I've had my news feed blowing up recently about Justine Malton's reappearance recently. Good for her, but why is this getting so much more attention than your run of the mill kidnapping?"

"Well June, the short answer is money."

Both hosts share a laugh.

"But seriously, Justine is part of a pretty rich family, deep pockets, and spread out over several industries. And since we live in a capitalist society, of course she's going to get more attention than when regular people run into problems."

The Host and guest go back and forth for another 15 minutes about the Malton family, and the cultural implications of wealth.

"Okay, but before we run out of time, I wanted to ask you about the conspiracy theories."

"Ah of course. So. The big one is the Geas theory. Since she's come back, Justine has had only a few interactions with the press, but in none of them did she say anything about where she was. But there are a few moments where it looks she is going to, but her voice stops. There is also that the police haven't released anything."

"Okay, Sam, that's a lot of things you just went over. Would you mind going over what a Geas is, and how the police usually released information in these cases?"

"Of course June, so ..."

The podcast continues, explaining the terms, and the reasons it's not incredibly unusual for information about a kidnaping not to be publicly released. 

Strange new Obelisk made over night in Battlegrounds!

"Reporting once again from Battlegrounds!  It seems like last night some unknown supernatural entity created a new structure in Battlegrounds!"

The camera pans. There are several houses in the foreground, but beyond them, sticking up over them is what looks like a giant obelisk made of paper with a pointed on the top.

"Although this structure appears to be made of paper, we have been assured by the town police that it is quite sturdy, and not at risk of collapse. We have not been able to get any information on who has constructed this building, but experts are spectating based on visual similarity that it may have some relationship to the wings made of paper we have seen some individuals display. "

The screen displays a few pictures of various individuals, some obscured with wings of paper. 

"The building was made in less than 8 hours, truly a miraculous speed of construction. 720 feet tall and 30 feet wide, standing a few hundred feet taller than the Washington Monument."

Breaking News: Nebraska mass murderer released after new evidence comes to light; controversy erupts!

“THIS JUST IN…”

A female reporter can be seen outside of a courthouse. She has long black hair done up in a bun. She wears a tan trench coat with a baby blue button up shirt underneath. She is one of many news reporters getting the scoop of the latest news. A crowd of protesters throw rocks, cans, and insults at the building. 

“A landmark case involving a woman who goes by ‘Len’ who was charged with allegedly arranging a police ambush in a quiet farmhouse in mid-Nebraska. The court closed itself to the public after protest by Sons of Salem members flooded the streets.”

the camera pans to see several groups waving sighs that read “Burn the witch!” And “Freak!” Police stand in riot gear at the courthouse steps. A man with a sign rushes forward and the cops pepper spray him before pushing the crowd back. The woman continues.

“This case may lay the groundwork for supernatural influenced laws in the future. Reports state that the defendant allegedly used, as the documents put it, Blood magic to protect themselves. Several questions remain unanswered. What precedents does this set for the future? What actually happened on that fateful night? Will the court of public opinion side with the defendant? More to be answered as the story develops, the is Tracy T. Tracie signing off.”

Sons of Salem bravely rescue "holey" church goers from supernatural fire!

Today during Sunday Mass, a church in suburban Chicago was subject to a supernatural terrorist attack. After receiving a call from a local source, the SoS arrived on scene after first responders were overwhelmed by the sheer number of calls for help. They helped coordinate rescue efforts and have been personally bank rolling humanitarian aid for the families of any who lost their lives, and to rebuild the church in its rightful place.

Now, I feel the need to warn our dear readers that the following images may be disturbing for some audiences, but it's important we see just how harmful the supernatural is to everyday people.

[The picture is of a woman desperately holding a limp infant. Both of them are covered in holes that seem to go all the way through their body, but the inside is perfect blackness. The woman's face has tears coming out of the strange holes in her face that sit where her eyes should be.]

None

A strange woman posed with her arms out for several minutes outside of Monroe's Books in Victoria. A few photos were taken. Maybe she was doing a tik-tok.

"Fire Hazard" Dive Bar Quiet After String of Noise Complaints

By: Susan Tisdale, Staff Reporter

Over the past four months, Cedar Ridge residents near Fire Hazard, a dive bar on the outskirts of town, have been battling sleepless nights and constant disruption due to excessive noise. Situated on the corner of Main and Ellison, the bar has quickly earned a reputation for attracting the rowdier crowd in town. Noise complaints have piled up, with 37 violations filed with the city, leading to growing frustration among neighbors.

"I don't know what they're doing in there, but it's been a nightmare," said resident Margaret Sawyer, who lives just two blocks away. "There were large power tools blasting until the early hours, shouting, and large vehicles revving in the parking lot almost every night."

Despite the complaints, police visits have yielded little action. Patrons of the bar, described as "local color" by some, and more unsavory types by others, have consistently vouched that nothing unlawful was happening. According to bar management, the excessive noise was a result of "necessary renovations" after an electric fire in the kitchen and bar area. The fire, which occurred two months ago, was apparently the catalyst for the construction and subsequent disturbances.

The city has slapped the bar with multiple fines for noise violations, but curiously, each fine was promptly paid. Fire Hazard racked up an impressive 37 violations, with no signs of slowing down. That is, until last week.

"All of a sudden, it stopped," Margaret said. "One night, it's chaos, and the next, silence."

Neighbors have expressed relief now that the noise has finally come to an end. Some suspect that either the renovations have finally concluded, or the bar management has found a way to keep things quieter. Regardless of the reason, Cedar Ridge residents are now enjoying peaceful nights once again.

Attempts to reach Fire Hazard’s owner for comment were unsuccessful, though sources suggest the bar is back to business as usual—just a little quieter this time. Time will tell if the dive continues to stir up controversy, or if the troubled establishment can finally stay off the radar.

Inexplicable explosion at night!: Possible deaths?

[The following is an excerpt from an article in the Houston Chronicle.]

Last night a huge outburst of sound jostled awake many citizens in Bay Oaks Harbor. Later investigation revealed a large crater embedded into the forest off Tri-City Beach Road. The apparent devastation leveled the surrounding area and toppled several trees in addition to leaving behind what was later identified as what appears to be fragments of a human skull and burnt flesh. Exact information regarding these body parts has not yet been determined although they are currently suspected to have originated from a young child or teenager. If there is any information regarding any individuals who have gone missing recently who fit this description, please contact the authorities immediately.

Those who lingered at the scene have also reported that they started hearing faint singing voices though this has been attributed to the possible persisting effects of the nature of the explosion used.

The location is, as such, currently under quarantine and intense scrutiny by the authorities.

Terrorism once again

****Breaking News****

A branch of the sons of Salem located within a small Ohio town has been completely wiped out following a terrorist attack on the local police station, the Terrorist was taken in for questioning as to what they saw following a particularly violent crime, during the questioning the suspect become violent and began killing the officers that were questioning them, following this a number of brave civilians rushed to the scene to help provide aid to the station, Sadly all those present lost their lives after the terrorist activated some sort of high-yield explosive that was used to detonate the police station and all those who were near it.  

Signing out from Battle ground!

"Hello again folks! Back for the last time for this particular event, This is Suzan Rosey reporting on the ground at Battleground!

It's been a very eventful few days, and I've more than doubled the number of confirmed supernatural individuals I've met. It's really been a very exciting and fun time"

A series of pictures show up on the side of the screen, many different pictures of the reporter with various famous supernaturals in the background. These include Bankston Battle talking to reporters, Mark Collins displaying a feat of great strenght, Beth Metal rocking out on stage, Bu Fang serving food to hundreds, and several others.

"We also have had some, perhaps new mysteries surface. Starting with whatever it is that happened last night."

The video cut to a video from last night, where Suzan is interviewing some of the attendees. This is interrupted by the a loud pop, followed by several others in quick succession.

The video returns to Suzan in the present.

"We haven't been able to get any more details on the source of these explosions. We suspect it has something to do with the kidnaping which occurred last night, in which 7 people disappeared.

3 of them were rescued by Mark Collins, but the remains of the others has yet to be identified.

Now, the speculation. Was this an attack on the supernatural town? Or, as some of the participant's here suggest, was this some operation by the towns leadership?

We go now too ...."

The broad cast continues saying a lot about very little. The general view of the news media is that the town isn't responsible for the disappearances, except for some niche voices. 


(Meta note, this is the end of the Battle ground opening move. Folks can still interact with the town if they'd like. Ping me if you have questions or I missed resolving something on your sheet/ you think you should have something you didn't. I'll see about giving appropriate conditions. If anything I write is incorrect/ misremembered, let me know

It's been great running this series of moves for y'all, RNG signing off)

Yellowstone Cryptids on the Rise!

[An excerpt from an article in a local tabloid follows: ]

...Further showing what a wild land this national park is, we have been receiving so many reports of new cryptids in the area! Avid readers of our publication might remember the Fish Ghost, for example, from a few months back. The latest reports are even stranger, however - if you believe them!

Multiple hikers from the area have reported what they are calling the "Laughing Laggard". A large bird, some sort of eagle or falcon according to the reports, has been spotted flying at incredible speeds. And as the name implies, laughing while doing so! Apparently the sound is like that of a ten year old laughing while running...

Diss track goes Viral! Zedman v.s. UK Politician S. Braverman's feud heats up! Live debate! Scattered public disturbances across the U.K.

"Now I'm sure many of us saw the debate last weekend. Or at the very least the riots that happened in the aftermath. We're going to try and break down the history here.

About a week ago, famous rapper and Podcaster Zeke 'Zman' Mandela [Pronounced Zed man for you Yankees], released a diss track, calling out politician S. Braverman on some of her positions. We'll play a clip of it here:

--- Cut to a video of Zman in a podcast studio rapping to the camera --- 

"Suella Braverman? Gov'ment's Slaver, Man. You're shameless, Mam. So this beef, gon be famous Fam.

BLEH
"

The track continues on for another minute with Zman dissing Braverman's record on immigration, homelessness, and LGBT+ rights while being extremely catchy, and rhyming every beat. 

--- Back to the studio --- 

"This track blew up online, trending on Tiktok, and several other social media sites.

In response, Braverman agreed to a debate, hosted by the BBC, and well... Let's see some highlights."

--- First clip ---

Zman when talking about LGBT+ rights came out to the world as Gay, and attacking Braverman's record on the issue.

"Following this, around the country, Zman seems to have inspired a number of pride events! We have received several reports of teenagers coming out to their parents while watching this broad cast, along with a number of fights, and public screaming matches between supporters of Zman, and his opponents."

--- Second clip ---

Zman talking about the struggles of immigrants in the UK as Braverman walks off stage. He while speaking switches seamlessly between Bengali, Polish, Urdu, Romanian and Gaelic, rhyming between the languages in a beautiful display of mastery of the spoken word.


--- Third clip --- 

Braverman leaving the stage and being followed by cameras. She looks distracted, sweating marks on her shirt from where she wiped her palms. She stumbles a bit, as if her knees were weak, and moves as if her arms are dragging her down.

The camera follows her, down to the parking lot, where she vomits into a trashcan, getting some of her sick on her sweater.

--- Back to the studio --- 

"There's been some speculation about if Zman had somehow poisoned Braverman, given her condition at the end, but a medical examiner later found no trace of any substances. Now, on to what this means for social media, we move on to our specialist, Henry Baker ..."

--- Scene ends ---

The Redstar Esports team first tournament win & talks of a new sponsor

Piton Gaming Vlog Serbia:

News in the Serbian counter strike e sports world!

There are some news regarding the new counter strike team from RedStar Esports.

They participated in a local tournament last weekend. It was held in the local Marcanović Youth Center to promote esports to the Serbian youth.

There they planned against some unknown but also some known and seasoned teams like the Macedonian panthers and they managed to take the win. They were some close calls, which of course makes sense as the team is rather new but they still showed that they have great potential.

The owner and creator,Riku Nakamura had some words to say:"I'd like to thank the team, these young boys who gave their best and to Guarana - our lovely sponsor and partner. Keep an eye on us, this is not the last you've heard of the Red Star".

As mentioned in the statement the team seemingly acquired a new sponsor: Guarana Energy.

The whole team sported gear with their branding on it and it seems that we are in for a hell of a ride.

Let’s see how far the team is gonna take it, we’ll be watching with excitement.

Cryptidwatch: Strange new Cryptid Spotted in Antarctica?! What is the "Crabbit"?

Crab + Rabbit Mixbreed Spotted in Antarctica?!

FACT OR FICTION?!

Strange reports coming out of an Antarctic Research base today folks... You've heard of the Mothman, you've heard of the Stinkape,  and hell, even the Ningen (Which is actually from Antarctica!) But what's strange today is the reports of a seemingly NEW Cryptid. 

Welcome to Cryptidwatch, folks. If you're new to this, I'm your host, Ted Kabgoon coming at you from my glorious little Cryptid news cave, and we look at the latest and greatest cryptid news stories to come out of the world as we know it... Now today folks we're lookin' at what seems to be a new cryptid comin' out of Antarctica with seemingly no relation to our good friend the Ningen. It's being called the Antarctic 'Crabbit'. Yeah, you heard that right folks, the Crabbit.

Part Crab, Part Rabbit. Now, I'm not sure if this has anything to do with those mega crab sightings that have been goin' for quite some time... but it does seem a little fishy. Our first look at the crabbit is simply put, this... rather iffy artist's rendition quickly drawn as it disappeared into the great polar desert.

Now folks, while this ain't the best image... this is one that we got. The witness said that the creature was... rather avoidant, and seemed to run off when approached. Apparently its top half is exceptionally wide and it's got one massive crab claw and a pretty hefty shell. And if you take a look, there is an interesting detail, uh the eyes on this drawing actually pop out of this sorta snowy veil, which does match with the descriptions that we have where the witness described a strange purple glow that seemed to pierce right through 'em... metaphorically of course.

Now, a lot of these descriptors kinda match up with some of the reports we've gotten here on Cryptidwatch with the whole Mega Crab or Mega Crustacean thing. And if you've got reports you'd like to share about those you can send them to me at [email protected], and maybe we'll  go over them at some point... but for now, lets get back on track. If you remember a while back when we started on this whole 'Mega crab' debacle, we looked at the info surrounding them and all that and what we knew about them and what we didn't. If this 'Crabbit' is connected to that case, then that begs the question of what these things actually are? Hybrid gene splicing experiments gone wrong? Freaks of nature? Maybe even Aliens come down to observe and maybe collect. Or hell, it could be all 3. Who knows, a bunch of aliens could be splicing crustacean DNA with other creatures and stealing people and objects of interest for their own selfish gains.

Whatever the 'Crabbit' is, there's enough surrounding it that it may be real and potentially connected to a whole 'nother case. And hey, if you got any more information surrounding this new cryptid, again, let me know at [email protected], or in the comments below. I love readin' all the theories and the sort that you folks come up with. 

But yeah, that'll about do it. Remember to subscribe to keep up with all the new and latest Cryptid news and discussions, annnd I'll see you all later.

Stay curious, cryptid watchers!

U.S Armed Forces Technology Conference

At a local news conference for the defense department, the United States shared some of their new inventions, gadgets, and idea's they had for possible better ways to protect both the main land and they're interests abroad. One such thing would be a device around the size of a backpack or sorts, with the power to map out locations and terrain better than most systems they have currently. Lucy has the latest.

"The Armed Forces Technology Conference is a large convention where large businesses show off projects to the federal government to see who may be the next one hired to use their blueprints and plans to push ahead global and state-wide interests. One such company is GeoGlimpse Tech Solutions, which has just gained a nice partnership deal with the U.S DoD."

The footage would switch to a general speaking to a crowd followed by a woman by the name of Jessica Laolu addressing everyone in front of her at a podium. "Today I'd like to show my gratitude for the DoD as well as those working at my company who worked hard to help develop, build, and transport such valuable technology to the United States. I have full confidence that this will help turn the tide in wars, find and local all manner of terrorists, and help to secure a basis for United States dominance in whatever avenues we set forth. Thank you again, and god bless you."

With this a lesion would come up to answer questions from the crowd, but the newscast would continue onwards as further details about the GIS and the device would be public, besides the blueprints and other more secretive uses that the united states may have planned

Checking back in with Battleground at the end of the first day.

An AD break ends.

"Wow. Well I really hope the criminals involved in that act of terrorism get caught. In other news! The first day of the opening of battleground finished today! We have an on the ground reporter who has been there all day, Suzan Rosey. What's been going on there Suzan?"

The scene switches to a woman holding a microphone. Behind her there is a large number of tents 

"Well, it's been a very eventful day! There are so many people here! Celebrities, musicians, and thousands of others. It seems like the population of the town has more than double over night!

We've been seeing a lot of supernatural out in the open, we talked earlier about Mark Collins posing for photos, and of course the owner of the town Bankston Battles. 

What did didn't talk about is how open the supernatural is here, and how foundational it has been in this town."

Suzan turns and walks a bit with the cameraman following her, as she gestures past herself

"You see those buildings?"

The camera pans to the town in the background, beyond the tent city that has popped up outside.

"Most of them were made reportedly by a supernatural process that built much of the town very quickly. There are rumors we will get to see Ricter building a house in less than a minute on one of the later days of the opening." 

"Wow Suzan, that's really incredible. But I'm sure it hasn't all been smooth sailing."

"No, it hasn't been. You of course remember that loud sound from earlier in the day. The town has released a statement that it was cause by some pranksters with fireworks, but many people here aren't convinced. In fact, let's play a clip from my interview a few hours ago."

The view switches to be an interview of a man in a biker jacket with a Sons of Salem patch on it.

"Look, sure they say it was fireworks, but they didn't show any suspects that did it. This is a town that sprang out of nowhere. All owned by one supernatural man. They definitely are hiding things here.

Sure, they got some great folks here, I got a selfie with Mark Collins earlier today, but having this many supernatural's, near this many unarmed, unprepared people? It's throwing hens into a pit of foxes! It starts with one town, but next they'll want ..." The scene shifts.

"Well, I think you get the picture" Suzan continues. "A lot of people are excited about the town, and you can see this by how Battleground videos and posts have been dominating social media. However, many others are worried about what a town like this means for them and the world, and the loud bang earlier has definitely increased the tension."


"Well thanks for updating us Suzan, we'll make sure to check back in with you tomorrow."


(The first day of Battleground opening has finished, a bit behind schedule pushing back to ending today. We'll (me, RNG and Crew) will try and keep a one day per week schedule. If you want to be involved, let one of use know, and we'll tell you what thread to post in, or to make your own.)

CryptoLink Announces— Gardens of Meditation and Healing

Many months after the therapy dog went missing...

A faintly transparent, fluffy Samoyed with a silver-blue glow contrasting against a black fabric backdrop like a ghostly cloud in a dark sky. Her black eyes are wide and her dark lips seem to turn upwards in a soft smile. Her ears are up, alert and attentive to the camera. She wears no collar, but a little (ghostly) daisy is buried in the fluff by one ear.

Her nose sniffs at the air ... and then, as though she's been given the signal, a familiar woman's voice comes from the dog (although her muzzle doesn't move).

"Hello again!" Her floofy glowing white tail starts to wag--however, it doesn't thump as it hits the ground. Her ears briefly flick back. "Sorry for the delay. Dying was, uh, something I had to handle but, like, I'm back on track now--well  better than on track, actually. Being a ghost has its benefits!" Her tail wags a bit more before going still. "Anyways, if you want free supernatural mental health services, I invite you to spend a whole day at one of my three healing sites. Two of them are private meditation gardens that are, like, open to the public. One of them is an hour drive outside of Denver, CO, in the United States. That one is active on Tuesdays and Saturdays. The other is an hour drive outside of Sydney, Australia, and that one is active on Mondays and Sundays. And the third site is a thirty-minute walk into Parc Naturel Régional du Haut-Jura in Geneva, Switzerland. That one is active on, um, Tuesdays and Thursdays. All of them have a big dog statue--you can't miss it!I'll use the statue to channel my healing abilities across the distances to help you work through your mental health challenges--things like phobias and addictions and compulsions. Please be respectful of the space, including to each other, and please don't touch the statues. Touching them may limit my ability to heal you for the whole day."

She looks down at her paws for a moment, collecting her thoughts. "Um, two more quick things. First, my services are free. If anyone's charging you, it's a scam. Second, there are some things that I can't heal, but I'll try my best! Oh, and third--the only side effect of being healed alongside others is that the people who spend the day around you will know what you've been healed of--but, like, they won't know who you are or any other personal information, and if there's a big crowd I doubt you'll remember what everyone else got healed of--and they might not remember you either. But that's a privacy thing to keep in mind; I didn't want to surprise anyone."

"Anyways," the ghostly dog starts to wiggle with excitement "I hope the locations I picked are accessible and I look forward to helping you on your healing journey!"

——

Comment Section:

Daniel K- I can’t thank you enough. You don’t know me. I just wandered through. But on the day it mattered most, you saved my life. That calming wave…cleared a whole tempest out of my life. Much love from Carolina

Summer streams at BattleGround, Day 1, Interview 1, fellow influencer Smoldep

---- Scene start, Smoldep interview ---------

The scene starts with a stream viewing Battleground. There are a large number of people, many of whom are very famous. The stream narrows in on a cat girl, noticing the tail, a rare and expensive gen-wyd augment, if it is an augment.

Summer: "Hey! I'm Summer. Would you mind a quick interview for my stream? We're looking for the lived experiences of supernatural people!"

Smoldep: "Ofc bro I gotchu. I’m something of an influencer myself too."

Summer: "Woah that's awesome, what're your socials?"

Smoldep: Smoldep rattles off a YouTube channel and only fans account "The channel is new I will be posting epic gaming vids soon”

Summer: "and you game on YouTube? Sick, we should stream together sometime. How far did you come to get here?
oh and if there's anything you don't wanna answer just tell me. we can also talk off stream if there's something private you'd wanna talk about. Sorry, chat, there might be some girl talk later."

Smoldep: “Ya for sure. I will allow you to be graced with my epick presence lol. I can dig the interview grind. I flew here so yk a bit far but heard there was a sickass concert and Battleground is a funny name for a town. Do you think there’ll be a mosh pit. I’d love to go to the mosh pit.”

Updates from the Battleground! Interview with Bankston Battles!

"Hello again folks! This is Suzan Rosey reporting on the ground at Battleground!"

The camera pans, the background has a large crowd with a lot people around. Noticeable in the background are some famous supernaturals like Mark Collins and Bankston Battles, talking with people, and navigating conversations with many reporters. 

There are also many Gen-Wyld enhanced individuals, and other supernatural of unknown origin including a catgirl.

"For those who missed it, I just spoke with the one and only Bankston battles himself! He responded to claims that we've all been hearing about of this being the first step in a supernatural take over, saying he doesn't want to harm anyone, or expand beyond this down.

I also asked about the other mysterious topic, how the people in his town are recovering so quickly and thoroughly from life threatening diseases!

Unfortunately, he dodge my question on that, but ..."

There is a loud sound like a Thunder clap, although the sky is clear. The camera and everyone else are startled, and some take cover.

After a few minutes:

"Well, I'm not sure what that is, but I'm definitely going to find out!"

A few hours later on the same channel:

"The town released a statement, saying the loud noise earlier was the result of some prank with fireworks gone wrong. We have yet to identify any witnesses, or suspects first hand."

Mark Collins showing feats of superhuman strength AND superhuman character.

Scene opens:

A woman in her early twenties talks into the camera on her computer. She has several different posters with pictures of Mark Collins in the background

" We got another Mark Collins sighting folks! Seems he is active and attending the opening of Battleground! Seems like he is acting in concert with the local law enforcement there!"

The video switch's to show a cellphone video that shows Mark Collins climbing up a building. He turns and waves, posing for the camera.

"Well, with Mark Collins there, I'm way less worried about what's going on in that town! Seems like event the old Ess Oh Ess can't hate him!"

The camera swaps to show a phone recording, where the camera holder appears to be being chased by robotic doglike quadrupeds with taser's built into them. 

In the middle of looking forward, then back at the robot dogs, the camera see's Mark Collins is suddenly in front of the man, holding out his hands to prevent the camera operator from running into him.

The camera operator, one Ryan Pecan, then have a conversation with Mark Collins. Ryan asks what the town is hiding, insinuating that the town is a steppingstone to supernatural's taking control of the world.

Mark Calmly disarms his attacks, saying that everyone here is here to be equals, and no one is above anyone else, he reveals that in this town, he was one of the ones pushing for everyone to be allowed to come, even the sons of Salem. He talks about how he isn't perfect, that he has his moments of pride. But also, that everyone should be united to fight the real threats to the world.

The man leaves, acknowledging that Mark at least is one of the good ones.

Over 110 Killed at NYC Charity Event

Tragedy struck a high-end charity ball in New York City Saturday evening when a supernatural terrorist attack left over 110 attendees and staff dead and dozens more injured. Six NYPD officers were also killed responding to the event. One suspect has been arrested, three others escaped and are now at the top of the list of the FBI’s most wanted. 

Gunshots and multiple explosions ripped through the $5000-a-plate charity dinner attended by many of New Yorks’s most wealthy and powerful elites. Security camera footage from the hallways outside the ballroom, body cam footage, and the harrowing accounts of eye-witness survivors paints a horrifying picture of the attack. 

All NYPD body cam and surveillance footage has been leaked on CryptoLeak. Viewer discretion is strongly advised.

The Suspects

Lila Blackwood

Lila was caught on NYPD body cam footage executing ten attendees in cold blood by controlling multiple blades with some sort of telekinesis. Later, she engaged the NYPD in a hallway where surveillance and body cam footage shows her slicing several staff and NYPD officers into hundreds of pieces with a psychically-controlled shawarma knife. At this point she fled the scene. She was fired upon by a police sniper before escaping into the city. 

Lila Blackwood is the only daughter of the Blackwood family, a traditional Serbian aristocratic household that fell on hard times but recently came back, due largely to Lila's efforts. She is also a famous athlete, claiming the top place in Serbia’s national archery competition 3 times. 

Her father is deceased, and her mother declined to comment. No immediate and obvious motive for the attack was found in our investigation into Ms. Blackwood. However, her assets and passport have been frozen.

The FBI and the Republic of Serbia have posted a $1M reward for any information which leads to her arrest. The USA will seek extradition under the 2016 treaty of Belgrade if she is found by Serbia.

“Daft Punk” Assailant

A man wearing a “Daft Punk” style helmet was filmed using a pistol to execute multiple attendees in cold blood, and then creating an explosion which killed three NYPD officers and injured a fourth. They are also suspected to be responsible for the primary blast which killed some 70 of the attendees and started a fire in the ballroom. 

Unfortunately, their identity has not been confirmed, but the FBI are offering a $500,000 reward for any information which leads to their arrest. 

Violet "Vel" Vonner

Vel, who was recently on the news rescuing people from a burning building that had been bombed, can be seen on surveillance footage summoning a horrendous skeleton warrior which killed one of the event staff and injured another. They can also be seen blowing some sort of whistle which knocked police and the event staff away with incredible force. They are wearing a distinctive breastplate with large paper wings. 

Vel was a medical student who recently quit their job and moved away to an unknown location. Those friends and coworkers we have contacted speak favorably of Vel’s humanitarian mission. The police are offering a $300,000 reward for any information which leads to their arrest.

Eric Walker

Multiple eyewitnesses report Eric sitting with the other suspects and firing some sort of supernatural projectile during the attack. He was shot by security guards in the initial exchange and later fell unconscious as he allowed the police to arrest him. Eric was found with multiple vials of toxic substances as well as aerosolized curare. 

He graduated with a Master’s in Chemistry from the University of Ohio and does not have an outstanding criminal record. He has no social media accounts, and those who know him describe him as a quiet man who is obsessive about his work in toxicology.

The FBI have not released any additional information.

13 officers presumed dead after supernatural ambush in the middle of Nebraska-collaborator arrested

Local police were alarmed in the early morning hours of Saturday to revive a call coming from a distressed woman claiming be under supernatural threat and critically wounded. The call was made from an abandoned farm house which turned into the final resting place of the unfortunate 13 officers who responded to the call. Their bodies have not been recovered but body camera footage was reportedly uploaded to to cloud, the footage has not been released to the public yet. Several hours later the same woman was reportedly picked up on an abandoned trucking road where she was promptly arrested. Reports state that the woman had no visible injuries on their body aside from severe dehydration and exsanguination. No official comments have been given to the press.

more soon on NNN.

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The Battleground is now open

Date: October 20,2024 

Location: Battleground, California   

The Town of Battle California has just announced that it is having its grand opening in four days. This was announced by the town's owner Bankston Battle 

[Camera footage showing a 6 foot 2 black man wearing a nice suit, and has an afro as well as a well kempt beard, the man is giving a speech]. 

"This promising town is being opened to the public; we are opening it up to hardworking individuals of supernatural background" 

The events that have been confirmed include Demonstrations on the ways that the supernatural can help to make the world a better place. The town also includes a cryptid reserve containing the Fire ants from the nearby location of Death Valley California. In addition, we have also received word that a number of high-profile artists and musicians have been invited to perform for the three daylong event. Bankston has not released the names of those who have agreed to perform at the event.  

We have also received word the Legendary Chef Bu Fang, owner of the Golden Mist restaurant, will be doing catering service for the event in addition to opening a restaurant within the town. 

The event is set to begin within the next four days. 

(Any moves related to this will begin on 11am CST on September 14th, To keep things moving forward the three day event will be broken down into 3 real time weeks, with each "day" taking place within the span of one for these weeks, Saturday 11am CST to Saturday 11am CST, if you are in the middle of something that can't be moved to the next day, Wednesday 10pm CST to finish it, Me(Crew) and RNG will be the ones running Moves related to this)

Explosion in the Forest

SEATTLE, WASHINGTON

Police this morning are still investigating an explosion earlier this morning -

[The camera footage shows a forest road - there's the burnt-out husk of an armored vehicle wrapped around a tree.  It looks heavily damaged].

Initial reports suggested a forest fire due to the smoke plume, but when firefighters arrived on sight, they found this scene behind me. 

[The camera zooms in some, showing the nearly obliterated engine block]

Although there's no official comment, an anonymous source is reporting this was likely the result of a missile impact - is this an escalation in the drug war?

We'll have an expert on tonight to discuss how to keep yourself safe as Mexican cartels bring anti-tank weaponry to your streets...

Mysterious man breaks into dog pound. Becomes Gorilla. Euthanizes dog that was on list for Euthanasia. Shot dead by cops.

Local Ohio newspaper:
"New news from Ohio! Yesterday, a man wanted for questioning for murder was confronted outside of an animal shelter.

The suspect fled inside, becoming a gorilla, while feeling from officer fire.

Officers at the scene say that the suspect, later identified as a 'Sam Lord' ate an apple before this.

The suspect fled as a gorilla into the back of the building while the police evacuated and surrounded the building.

After the evacuation of the rest of the staff was finished, officers proceeded inside and fired on the target killing him.

Inside it was found that the only action taken by the suspect was to euthanize a dog brought in earlier after getting into a fight.

Investigators are baffled.

"

Venice is Free

Breaking News: Venice No Longer Under Siege by Spiders

Date: October 15,2024
Location: Venice, Italy  
Reporter: Alessandra Russo

VENICE, ITALY – In the Middle of the night the spiders identified as Arachnis Undae that were infesting the city of Venice have all disappeared

Impact on the Ecosystem and Public Safety:
After the spiders have left all that remains of their presence in Venice are the webs that they have left behind which will still be clogging the canals and alleyways of the city, experts expect that the local environment will recover in the coming months, in addition to that after all the damages have been totaled it seems that no humans were injured by the spiders

Economic Impact and Tourism:

The city seems to be slowly recovering with tourism to the city on the rise again the city seems to be on track to make a recovery back to the state that it was at before the spiders took it over.

Looking Ahead:

It seems like no lasting damage has been done to the city but the struggling economy will have to foot the bill for cleaning up all of the webs that have been left in the spiders passing.

Mysterious corpse robber?

“We all like to think that our loved ones bodies are safe after they die. 

Sadly, this turned out not the be the case for the Stone family, as last night two grave robbers seem to have broken in and disappeared the body of mildly successful MMA fighter Tim Stone.”

Here the news shifts to a freeze frame of 2 figures with full face masks making their way away from a pile of dirt in a cemetery.

”it is unknown how the two trespassers were able to make the corpse disappear. Police are taking to Tim Stone’s family, and have an APB out for any information related to this disappearance.”

New ends with a picture of Tim stone when he was alive.

Mysterious corpse robber?

“We all like to think that our loved ones bodies are safe after they die. 

Sadly, this turned out not the be the case for the Stone family, as last night two grave robbers seem to have broken in and disappeared the body of mildly successful MMA fighter Tim Stone.”

Here the news shifts to a freeze frame of 2 figures with full face masks making their way away from a pile of dirt in a cemetery.

”it is unknown how the two trespassers were able to make the corpse disappear. Police are taking to Tim Stone’s family, and have an APB out for any information related to this disappearance.”

New ends with a picture of Tim stone when he was alive.

Small Child's causes Small Ocean Boil

A Cryptoleak video goes viral!
The video begins by showing a Small child shoving a very high tech robot into the ocean, which begins to boil in the nearby vicinity for a few seconds before a small pop is heard and the ocean goes silent. 

The Girl then turns into a eagle and flies away. 

Local Police force are then recorded fishing out the now lifeless corpse as they drive off to the local dump.

Dangerous wolf attacks solved! Wolf suspected dead!

Newspaper article that circulates in Idaho local news and pops up for a day or two as a minor news story.

"For the last several weeks, animal attacks have been killing locals in the town of Arbon Valley.

Police and animal control were having a hard time tracking down this danger, until the Wolf was caught on video attacking a truck full of meat product. It's second attack on a truck of this kind.
"

The article includes an image of the world, and the web version includes a visual. 

The wolf is unusually large, and it's claws seem unusually large, and sharp. On the video, the Wolf looks at the camera. It tilts it's head in and oddly intelligent manner, before the camera operator flees.

"Police were able to match the physical evidence from the attack on the truck to others.

A hunting party was established. Who was able to track the wolf to its lair. There the authorities were able to find the remains of those previously attacked. 

They were also able to find an amount of the creature's blood, seemingly lost over an extended period of time, and mixed with an unidentified black substance. medical experts say this was not survivable but have not been able to recover the body."

Missing father found after 10 years!

Small news brief.

Otis Stuart, father of 2 was found last week after missing for nearly a decade. 

We haven’t been able to get any information about where he was, but Otis stated in his limited public appearances that he was “Trapped” and in a “terrible place”. That “just surviving required a lot of effort.”

His family is relieved, and we plan to let you know more as we learn it.

The Eye of the Storm

Turning and turning in the widening gyre
The falcon cannot hear the falconer;
Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold;
Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world,
The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere
The ceremony of innocence is drowned;
The best lack all conviction, while the worst
Are full of passionate intensity.

-W.B. Yeats

Across the world, a tide of strange events emerge - a two headed child here, a rain of frogs there...Ill omens. Portents of great change abound - for weal or woe is anyone's guess. However, among the Chosen, the Contractors, the High Rollers who face the strange & eldritch on the regular in their mad pursuit of ambition, the effect is more ominous still.


Mainly, because a number of their best & brightest have gone missing.


Empty beds, texts not answered. In some cases it is as if they never were - the families left behind have no knowledge of such a person. Their homes are, sadly for the vultures they count as co-workers, empty of any loot. Did they take their last job? Will they return?

There are far more questions than answers...

BREAKING NEWS: Explosion in Central London

LONDON,
UNITED KINGDOM

[A video camera shows a burning four story building in the background.  In front of it, a woman with a microphone speaks.]

"As you can see, behind me, 301 Bartholomew Place is still on fire following a massive explosion in one of the apartments.  We believe several people are still inside, trapped by the flames, and Emergency Services are still several minutes out.  And-  What- What is that?"

[The camera zooms in.  A person in a labcoat appears to be flying on wings made of paper, flying around the apartment.  They seem to be pulling people out of it.]

"We... we appear to be seeing a supernatural individual pulling people out of the fire, and-  What-"

[The camera's focus changes a bit.  A large, brutish looking man in front appears to be severely burnt, and he rises a large club.  And then he brings it down on himself with incredible force.  The sound of bones breaking is audible from the camera's distance.  Blood, organs, and brain matter spray out, forming a line of gore several meters in length.  [Int+medicine, req 2, to determine that there is more blood there in the splatter than is in an average body.]]

"Oh god!  What is-"

[The club rises again, and then falls again.  There's more gore as the man appears to commit violent suicide with a blunt object on camera.  One of the first responders vomits.]

"Oh god!"  

[The video feed cuts back to the BBC Newsroom, the presenter sitting at the table looking unwell.]

"We apologize for broadcasting the previous footage..."

Giant mutant bugs swarm local business.

Mid morning Monday a local hospital started to become overcrowded with patients who were severely wounded by giant mutated bugs. These bugs seem to have emerged from the vent-work in a local building and immediately started to attack the office workers. The bugs were massive in size and the casualty numbers are still being calculated but were severe. Once word got out the local swat team came in and neutralized the insects but not before the aforementioned bloodbath. Police are using remains to contact family members and are still looking into where these bugs came from and how they emerged. 

Special Event of Strategic Asset

Recently in the evening, we received news of a major event happening in one of our base in the South.

One of our Strategic asset used during full moon operations reported an event happening to him.

A powerful entity came to him and made his sign a contract of life and death, promising to give him great power in exchange for obeying one order of them approximately once a month. 

The asset obtained the ability of crafting an object with special power allowing hacking into close electronical devices. 

We are not sure if this ability will reveal to be a blessing or a curse but we decided to use him as he is already one of our weapons.

If need be, we will just slay him before he becomes too powerful.

Famous Video Game voice actor creates eSports team in Serbia called: Redstar eSports

Serbian Gaming News block:

A couple of days ago there seemed to have been try outs for a new eSports team, funded by a video game legend: Riku Nakamura. 

The man known for voicing some of our most beloved video game characters has started a eSports Team for underprivileged children called Redstar eSports. 

We were able to find out about a couple of the players drafted: 

- Ku3a2

- Ha8sT0r

- B30rG14na2

Some of the other picks were compared to them some odd choices but who knows we’ll have to wait and see. It was also confirmed that some of the best trainers in Serbia were hired to train the team. 

For now we cannot say what the future beholds but be on the look out for RedStar eSports.

Will The British Museum Ever Put Supernatural Artefacts On Display?

Below is an excerpt of a niche interest article on a conspiracy blog:

Since the appearance of the supernatural, many have speculated on whether or not the British Museum have been making moves to seek out real, genuine magical artefacts. The British Museum has refused to comment, staying silent on any claims. The only evidence we have to any supernatural research or outsourcing done by them are clues left behind from certain expeditions that they go on.

Speculation exists on an elite team of researchers that scrounge up supernatural artefacts and recover them for the museum. The museum is a very secretive bunch, and we have cross-referenced official statements with other documents from the museum and have noticed some discrepancies on their digs and expeditions. Millions of funding go towards trips of questionable origins, and yet people don’t question the budget.

We know the existence of supernatural artefacts, rare as they are, so why aren’t they showing up in museums?

Giant Crab video surfaces: Fact or Fiction?

Space Crabs in a Crab Dimension: Fact or Fiction?

A New video has surfaced online about apparent 'space crabs' as people are calling them, evoking a bit of distress among many. However, scientists and video analysts are quick to disprove these claims, noting that cant be possibly be real. One theoretical physicist and biologist, Dr. Paul Sanders had this to say: "We can't be certain that this is true. False videos come up all the time, and there's always some new Alternate reality game or Horror series that's going to pop up on the net."

An ARG or an Alternate Reality Game is like a mystery that people on the internet solve as a game, usually involving a story of some kind written by someone. Dr. Sanders believes that there may be enough evidence to suggest that this is all a work of fiction. "You can see here that there seems to be some sort of portal device. Those don't exist, especially one like this. Its most likely a 3D model, you can see here at the edge where it seems to clip through the ground." He says. "Besides, a research base in Antarctica is just out of the way of things wherein it wouldn't hurt anybody and make for good storytelling."

However, others believe that these 'space crabs' are real, some people swearing that certain people have disappeared. "I knew a guy, was apart of a group with us... haven't seen 'em in a while. Real interestin' guy though. Did some interestin' jobs. If you look through the footage you can see 'em, and then he just disappears.

Those crabs are real I tell ya!" said one Anonymous Floridian when asked about the potential of space crabs. 

While there are suspicions that these crabs may be a real danger, Dr. Sanders seems to share the same sentiment as the rest of the scientific community, that these crabs seem to be nothing more than an internet hoax. "The more that people realize that these sorts of things aren't real, the sooner we'll be able to reach enlightenment and journey out into that great beyond."

Fans of Siren rioting

The fans of Trussardi "Siren" Ducasse are conducting a great purge on social media as it was revealed that this worldly famous singer with a heart of gold recently purchased the skills of no less than 3 elite bodyguards.

This purchase was explained by the fact that some desperate fans in need of attention were recently surprised by breaking into his home.

The fright did not leave him and he is now more careful than ever with his day to day interactions.

A online witch hunt was then organised to find the perpetuators of this horrendous crime and made them pay.

Minor Incident at Romanian Border Crossing

Suceava, Romania - AP NEWS

Last week, a minor incident at Suceava airport border crossing resulted in an injured officer and one individual in custody.  The individual is reportedly a 'metahuman' and an unnamed source inside of the Romanian capital says that discussions are underway as to their legal personhood.

Although the European Court of Human Rights has historically taken a broad view to extending human rights to 'metahumans' - a term now used to refer to entities that even weren't human to begin with - many eastern governments have taken harder stances, stating that 'human rights are for humans' and such.  The situation is causing increasing stress between the greater EU and many of these governments.

Upstart lawyer taking courts by storm

Miss Mira Keene, a young up and coming lawyer in the London area, has made a bit of a name for herself by taking - and winning - cases that wiser lawyers wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole. Juries seem to love her and, unfortunately for the prosecutors up against her, so do the judges! Is this the start of us having hundreds more criminals walking free? Or does Miss Keene just know exactly which of the accused that make up her potential clients list are actually, at the end of the day, not guilty?

Only time will tell, but you can be sure this reporter will be keeping a close eye on her cases!

Diary of an assistant

Today marked the completion of Dr. Dostoevski  groundbreaking brain medication trials.

As his assistant, I’ve watched each step with a mix of awe and trepidation. The professor, brilliant yet unyielding, pushed the boundaries of neuropharmacology, often at the expense of rest and sanity... His vision, to enhance cognitive function beyond natural limits, was ambitious, perhaps dangerously so.

This morning, we administered the final dose to him and it worked.

The results were astonishing, exceeding our expectations. Perhaps is it due to the special brain of the doctor.

Yet, a shadow of doubt lingers. Have we unlocked human potential, or have we ventured too far into the unknown? Only time will tell.

Super ADHD medication

I am the assistant of Dr. Dostoevski, mister ****** *****. 

The doctor is now working since several days on his new invention. 

It's supposed to a be a top secret program for his use only.

We faced a lot of problem to stabilise the drug already and it is becoming more and more difficult to synthesize the product. 

However it is not stoping the doctor. He is immersed in this task as if his life was depending on it.

We now started the live subject experimentation and he said he was going to test them all on him.

I don't know if it's genius speaking or madness. 

Double Knock Out at Ren-Fair

A local Wisconsin journalist would make a fill in story about the local Ren-Fair this year and how packed it was. The story would involve a number of indications that everything went well, many attendees were dressed in full 16th-century garb, some more authentic than others, but over all it was a very fun time for the whole family.

The man heading of the story would lead into information regarding the knights tournament, something that gets run a few times a year to bring in a varied amount of entertainment for those interested in being apart of the show. Entries pay to get in and have a chance of getting a nice cash prize if they manage to place high in the ranking against their fellow knights. 

This year we will have two winners! A Sir. Arthur King, and a Sir. Bellwether Stien. The battle was fierce and the two combatants would strike at one another back and forth. Clashing swords and knocking each other down, all in full plate mail. But either from tiredness or just the stress of battle- after one good decisive hit the two would collapse all at once, drawing concern from the audience and judges alike. 

With such a dramatic take on this years tournament, the judges awarded both men a spot for first place, allowing them to split the money and take home the title of this years "Knight of the Roundtable." Bellow would show a nice picture of the two first-place winners, with second and third place all in a picture together. All of which are very friendly to one another as well. 

The latest single "Fires of metal" takes the world of music by storm

The famous Bubba Score, the new prince of rock, was recently secretive. His public apparition were less frequent and rumours were saying that he was having a secret affair.

We now know that he was working on his latest hit: the single "Fires of metal".

The woman seen in his company was Beth Metal. A musician well know in some circles of the screamo metal world. 

However the fan are growing restless. Even if the song is killing it on streaming platform and is now more and more  used on tiktok and other social media, people are saying that their will never be a live representation with the two of them on stage.

The truth about Bubba and Beth Metal

The famous Bubba Score, the new prince of rock, was recently secretive. His public apparition were less frequent and rumours were saying that he was having a secret affair.

We now know that he was working on his latest hit: the single "Fires of metal".

The woman seen in his company was Beth Metal. A musician well know in some circles of the screamo metal world. 

However the fan are growing restless. Even if the song is killing it on streaming platform and is now more and more  used on tiktok and other social media, people are saying that their will never be a live representation with the two of them on stage.

Breaking News: Venice Under Siege by Nightmarish Spider-Like Creatures with Human Faces

Date: September 22, 2024  
Location: Venice, Italy  
Reporter: Alessandra Russo

VENICE, ITALY – Venice is in the grip of a deeply unsettling invasion as thousands of spider-like creatures with disturbingly human faces have begun to overrun the city’s canals and streets. These creatures, identified as Arachnis Undae by scientists, have multiplied rapidly since their first appearance one month ago, striking fear into the hearts of residents and tourists alike.

A Horrifying Appearance Paired with Unnerving Behavior:

Standing about a foot tall with leg spans reaching up to five feet, the Arachnis Undae are more than just large spiders. Their most terrifying feature is the pale, emotionless human face that sits atop their arachnid bodies. These faces are eerily blank, displaying no emotion—except when they smile just before biting, revealing rows of sharp, needle-like teeth.

Despite their horrifying appearance, the Arachnis Undae behave similarly to the Huntsman spiders found in other parts of the world. They are swift, agile, and primarily nocturnal, capable of scaling walls and moving with unnerving speed. What makes them particularly dangerous, however, is their ability to thrive in both water and on land, seamlessly transitioning between environments whenever it suits them.

"They move like a nightmare come to life," says Marco Ferraro, a local gondolier. "One moment, they’re scuttling across the walls, and the next, they’re disappearing into the water. And that face—it’s something you can’t forget."

Origins Unknown, Spread Alarming:

Authorities are still in the dark about how these creatures came to be in Venice. The initial number of Arachnis Undae that were released or emerged is unclear, and their rapid spread has taken everyone by surprise. Originally spotted in isolated areas, they have now become a common, yet unwelcome, sight across the city.

"We still don’t know where they came from," said Dr. Elena Costa, a biologist who has been studying the creatures since their discovery. "But what we do know is that their ability to adapt to this environment—both in the canals and on land—has allowed them to multiply at an alarming rate.

Impact on the Ecosystem and Public Safety:

While they behave similarly to Huntsman spiders, their augmented abilities and horrifying appearance have caused significant disruption. The Arachnis Undae have been observed preying on local wildlife, particularly fish and small mammals, and their webs are increasingly clogging up canals and alleyways, creating hazards for both humans and animals alike.

"Their predatory behavior is typical of large spiders, but the fact that they can move between water and land so effortlessly gives them a distinct advantage," explained Dr. Marco Rinaldi, an ecologist. "This, combined with their numbers and their ability to nest in hard-to-reach places, is already causing ecological imbalance."

Beyond the environmental impact, their presence is causing widespread fear among the public. The creatures are not inherently aggressive toward humans, but their terrifying appearance and the way they stalk through Venice’s narrow streets and canals has many residents on edge.

"It’s like something out of a horror film," said Luisa Ricci, a local shop owner. "You see one of those faces peering at you from the shadows, and it’s hard to shake the feeling that they’re watching you, waiting."

Challenges in Containment:

Efforts to contain the Arachnis Undae have so far proven difficult. Their ability to hide in both aquatic and urban environments, coupled with their agility and speed, makes them hard to track and eliminate. Traditional pest control measures have had limited success, and the creatures’ adaptability only complicates the situation.

"We’re facing a unique challenge," said Mayor Lucia Moretti during a press briefing. "These are not just spiders—they’re something much worse. We’re exploring all options to deal with them, including consulting with experts from other parts of the world where similar species exist, but this is not going to be an easy task."

Economic Impact and Tourism:

The presence of Arachnis Undae is also starting to take a toll on Venice’s vital tourism industry. News of the infestation and the creatures’ terrifying appearance has spread quickly, leading to a noticeable decline in visitors. Local businesses are reporting a downturn in sales, particularly those in areas where the cryptids are most commonly seen.

"We’re already seeing a drop in tourist numbers," said Giovanni Rossi, who runs a hotel near the Rialto Bridge. "People are scared, and that’s affecting our bottom line. If this continues, it could have serious long-term consequences for Venice’s economy."

Looking Ahead:

As Venice enters the second month of this unsettling crisis, the city remains on high alert. The origins of the Arachnis Undae remain a mystery, and their ability to thrive in both the canals and on land presents a significant challenge for containment efforts.

"We need to find a way to deal with these creatures before they cause more damage," Dr. Costa warned. "Their behavior is predictable, but their numbers and their impact on the environment and public safety are anything but."

For now, Venice is left to grapple with the presence of a terrifying and mysterious threat, as the Arachnis Undae continue to spread, their emotionless faces a stark reminder of the city’s new reality.

End of Report.

New Documentary successful, despite mysterious death of several reporters and producers involved in its production

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"70 years ago, a mysterious Illness afflicted the town of Brekshire. Or so that is what authorities thought for 70 years. Now, years later, a new investigation shows that what occurred is a much more complicated tale.

An investigation by this network, and some non profit supporters is finding that what actually happened there is much more complex, and devious.

Tune in this Saturday at 7 pm  to hear the real story of Brekshire ..."

This story was shown, despite the deaths of several of its key reporters and producers a few days before the release.

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"We're not sure what has afflicted these reporters, only that whatever it was, the onset time was extremely sudden.

The only lead we have is that one of them, a Mikael Miller was able to get a call out to his husband, claiming to be chased by multiple figures able to move through walls."

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"It's an odd fire. Seems like the oil heater in the basement sprung a leak, then from there the building went up. If the occupant was still here and calling the insurance company I'd suspect a fraud. But we can't seem to find the owner. A manhunt is ongoing, but best we can tell she just disappeared one day. Doesn't have any notable connections anyone in town knows about. No living family either."

Ceasefire in Monrovia: Traditionalist and Militia Factions Reach Agreement

Monrovia, Liberia – A major breakthrough has occurred in Liberia, as a ceasefire agreement has been reached between the Traditionalist Faction, led by Kofi Male'im, known as Elder Kofi, and the Militia Faction, under Colonel Adeyemi. The ceasefire moves the conflict in Monrovia's troubled ghettos closer to a diplomatic resolution, raising hopes for peace in a region long impacted by violence.

Elder Kofi, a humanitarian leader, has transitioned power to his two adopted sons, Tevoran and Ganou, following the agreement. "It’s time to heal as one people," Kofi said in a statement. "Tevoran and Ganou will lead with the wisdom we’ve shared. Together, we will build a future rooted in peace."

Colonel Adeyemi, focused on Liberia's stability, expressed cautious optimism about the ceasefire. "Peace is necessary for progress," Adeyemi remarked. "I’ve never wanted endless conflict. Liberia needs rebuilding, and this ceasefire is a step forward. Tevoran and Ganou understand the need for cooperation, and I’m ready to work with them."

Tevoran, known for his leadership in the field, emphasized the importance of collaboration. "My brother and I will honor Elder Kofi’s legacy by ending division. We’ll work with Colonel Adeyemi to bring peace and prosperity to Monrovia."

Ganou, who has always approached problems strategically, was more measured in his response. "War serves no one," he said. "Our survival depends on strategy, not violence. This agreement lays the groundwork for a new beginning."

Though challenges remain, with many areas still under the influence of hostile groups, the ceasefire is celebrated as a significant step toward peace. The weakening of these factions is seen as a path to ending the violence in Liberia.

The U.S. Diplomatic Corps has expressed support for the ceasefire and Liberia’s peace efforts. "We commend the leaders for their commitment to stability," a U.S. Embassy spokesperson said. "The United States stands ready to assist Liberia in building a peaceful and united nation."

Monrovia’s streets, long war-torn, are beginning to see signs of hope. Tevoran, Ganou, and Colonel Adeyemi’s collaboration offers a glimpse of a future free from conflict, but the road ahead remains uncertain.

“Maria Jorge saved from a kidnapping”

Brazilian News article:

“Maria Jorge went missing a week ago. 

Seu Jorge deployed a group of American specialist, who managed to safe the girl from a group called “The Voodoo Boyz” who had kidnapped her.

The people in question were: a certain Norman, Ibzan and Kanni. 

The boyfriend Gilberto Pereira said:

”I had already lost hope until these people made their way inside the building and saved us from these gangster. I am forever grateful to them.”

The family is happy to be reunited again and we can be happy that no one got hurt.”

Seattle outskirts get some new neighbors!

News clipping from small local newspaper in the outskirts of seatle.

"The building that Mrs. Dengi has been looking to sell for the past 3 months has finally sold.

After a series unfortunate infestation, the building lost nearly all of its renters. Fortunately, Mrs. Dengi managed to find a buyer and will finally be able to start her retirement.

Mrs. Dengi built that apartment with her husband nearly 50 years ago, and in those years increased the rent she charged less than nearly any of the neighboring buildings. During the Pandemic, Mrs. Dengi announced a freeze in rent payments before any government mandate was made to do so. 

Unfortunately, according to our sources familiar with the matter, this cost Mrs. Dengi much of her safety threshold, and when an outbreak of fire rats chased out many of the inhabitants, she used up the last of it clearing the infestation.

Luckily, with this new buyer, it seems like Mrs. Dengi will be able to take a well-deserved vacation.

It seems like the new owner is a private type, and we haven't heard any details about how the building will be used or renovated. 

Let's all make sure to welcome our new neighbors!"

Memorial Service for the fallen

KVIE news—-

A beautiful American woman, with long brunette hair and a bit sad with a microphone begins to say,

“This is Santiago Ramirez. In a stunning shock in all to the entire community of Anaheim. I am without words or loss have to inform you that the beloved giraffe Bilbo is no longer with us, have remembered his quiet smile, and how much he enjoyed the zoo and mini children were born in his loss for decades, the details are still at us. We reached out to the zoo and have not heard back. It is rumored that Mark Collins and another man was involved the situation in some sort of flying vehicle. Details are still sparse and investigation is ongoing. We are aware that multiple animals did break out of the zoo through an error in security. Police are still looking for the suspect and trying to figure out exactly what happened. We do know that there was an altercation between Mr. Collins and the animals. There is no footage nor Any relevant information.

The memorial service will be held next week at City Hall. Flowers and gifts are not needed, but your thoughts and prayers will be best. Cash donations can be made to the nonprofit organization set up in the animals name Billy’s memories.

This is Santiago Signing off.”

Fire Monster Ravages rural New Mexico!

A 50ft amorphous creature has emerged from the abandoned town of Mogollon New Mexico. Strange creatures flock around the monstrosity, and appear to be dragging humans to the monster as if feeding it. 

The fire monster has been seen consuming everything organic in a trail of destruction from Mogollon and Alma, and is reported to be moving towards the town of Glenwood. Police have been powerless to stop the creature.

Mysterious Necromancer broke into New Orleans Apartment?

"Breaking news!"

"We have report, and a video of what looks like 2 individuals breaking into a New Orleans apartment! A local woman had this to say"

" I was having a late dinner, and my dog started barking like crazy! 

I went outside and saw that the window on the apartment opposite had been broken. I called the police, and setup my phone.

I didn't know I would see a walking corpse!"

(Cut to low resolution cell phone video)

2 figures leave the apartment window. One of them has pale wet skin that has missing skin in a few locations.

"Police have yet to comment on these figures."

West Yellowstone Library Vandal!

Last night the West Yellowstone Public Library building was broken into. The lock to the building was destroyed, and will be replaced soon. Lennie, who runs the library, was quite confused at the situation - nothing else was broken or vandalized, so he doesn't think it involved any teenagers trying to cause problems or truly vandalize the building. The only things missing according to him were some comics and some teen fantasy adventure books, so it seems like whoever broke in just wanted books! Lennie has asked us to print a reminder that library books are free with a library card, and that he can help anyone in the area who needs one to sign up.

Strange disappearances from Bubba Score's Performances.

Recent reports of disappearances from the performances of the controversial music artist Bubba Score. In recent days a missing persons report was filed for one Hugo Mas who disappeared after going to Bubba's performance. Friends and family are asking the public for any leads that may help them locate the missing person. Recordings of the event show Bubba saying this on stage:

"Ranger Dan! Ranger Dan! My biggest fan! Before you start a snacking, how about you start thinking! Instead of chewing on me, Look at the bountiful feast before ye!
Dan! Dan the Ranger Man! My biggest fan! It's blood you demand, so blood you shall have by my command! Dan! Dan! The Ranger Man!" 

An official statement has yet to be made from the band.

New Chapter for the Old Factory: Alex Mercador Revitalizes Historic Property

Sumiyoshi Heights, Osaka – In a surprising move Mercador Industries recently announced the acquisition of the old Sumiyoshi Coffee Processing Factory through its legal firm, Serenitatis. The long-abandoned and dilapidated property will undergo a complete revitalization, transforming into not only a productive plant but also a youth center dedicated to graffiti, street art, and other educational opportunities for underprivileged young people.

In an exclusive interview, a spokesperson for the reclusive Alex Mercador discussed his motivation for the project. “When I learned about the history of the Sumiyoshi Coffee Factory, I realized the importance of preserving this part of Osaka's heritage. It’s a real waste that this gem has been neglected for so long. Our goal is not only to restore the factory to its former productive glory but also to create a space where young people can express their creativity and learn new skills. This place will be a symbol of rebirth and hope for the community.”

The spokesperson also highlighted that the project will include art workshops, educational programs, and spaces dedicated to free artistic expression, focusing on graffiti and street art. “We want this center to be a meeting point for the youth, a place where they can explore and develop their talents in a safe and inspiring environment.”

However, the initiative has not been without criticism. Competitors and detractors of Mercador argue that this is merely another publicity stunt, an attempt to divert attention from investments in failing businesses. “Alex Mercador is just playing with the market, encouraging others to invest in failed ventures as a sport,” said an anonymous critic.

Mercador Industries, however, refute these claims, asserting that his commitment to the project is genuine. “We’re not here to play games. This project is a real opportunity to make a difference in the lives of young people and in the community as a whole. We invite everyone to see the results for themselves in the coming months.”

The community of Sumiyoshi Heights watches with anticipation as the old factory undergoes transformation. While some remain skeptical, others are eager to see the positive impact the revitalization may bring. Only time will tell if Mercador’s vision will come to fruition as promised, but one thing is certain: the old Sumiyoshi Coffee Processing Factory is about to begin a new chapter in its history.

Sons for Families—A Charity Campaign for Blue Collar America

Pastor Newman’s Fiery Word!

Today’s Episode—Announcing Sons for Families in Collaboration with Spokesman Chip Douglas!

The podcast begins with Pastor Newman speaking,

“Today I am proud to announce a new initiative that shall strengthen our families against the brute heathens that run rampant through America’s borders. A campaign that will truly bolster those of us that matter, right at the beating blue collar heart of our nation. Headed by our newest spokesman Chip Douglas, and in partnership with the NRA,  the Sons of Salem will be giving away over just over 2 billion in healthy meals for our most impoverished faithful. And weapons for home defense for our most stalwart soldiers of God’s front line. Chip had a transformative experience that lead him to spearhead this campaign within our flock and speaking for blue collar America as a true son, I think it’s time I let him say his peace”

The other man’s voice pipes in over the podcast.  You can practically hear his enthusiastic grin in his voice.

"Howdy! It’s Chip. You might not recognize me, but I'm just an average guy. I watch a lot of TV. I game. I like having a good time with my friends. And twice now, the Sons of Salem have saved my life. They're the warriors swooping in when a werewolf hunts our neighborhoods or a demon is possessing our pets and the police don't know how to handle it.  Its easy to criticize their methods from a place of safety- but why do you think we have this place of safety? Because its not America's style to roll over and play dead. To just.. Take what the world dishes out. We take charge. We fight injustices. We look out for the little guy and protect our communities.

Sons are the warriors willing to make the tough calls, but they're also the people working at the gas station, farming your groceries, driving  semi-trucks and keeping the machinery of America spinning. That’s why I’ve chosen to back Sons for Families, and why you should too "

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America now swings in a tight balance, as positive PR is brought into the Sons of Salem by this latest campaign

Shocking News from Serbia & Big donation to Serbian charity

Serbien News Outlet Politika:

”The court story of Zdravko Ivanović continues. He is standing trial after shocking videos have surfaced on the internet in combination with files documenting government corruption. Zdarvko’s lawyer managed to argue the case to excessive Self defence. Zdravko was put on 5 months of house arrest and has stepped down from his position of minister of defence. People all across the country are shocked at the court ruling and social tensions are rising. The other politicians from the files are still being investigated.

In other news:

The charity organisation Serbs for Serbs has gotten a donation of 200.000$ from the Philanthropist Minghua Szeto. A spokes person of SfS has issued the statement:

”We are thankful to have gotten a donation of such size. We promise that the money will be put to good use and help thousands of people. We are thankful to Minghua Szeto a real friend of the Serbian people.”

Sons of Salem Chapter leader, Brandon Derringer, arrested for public endangerment after the explosion of the “Gabriel Chapterhouse”

A Channel 8 news reporter stands outside of a house, surrounded by cop cars and flashing lights. The black vans of SWAT trucks can be seen behind her as well. 

“Following the explosion that rocked Eastern Michigan last night, the Sons of Salem’s Gabriel Chapter was determined to be the cause. I stand now outside the home of Brandon Derringer, a notable leader in the group’s firebrand movement. Earlier tonight police were called into the home in what appears to be a federally organized raid. Having spoken with the Bay City department we’ve been informed Derringer and several other associates are to stand trial for their unprecedented endangerment of public safety over the course of the next few weeks. This story is still developing. This is Cindy Lopez, telling you to stay tuned, America!”

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the comments underneath the Channel 8 video are a Maelstrom. A veritable battlefield between Sons of Salem supporters and those that have been rallied to arms against them. For once, the Sons of Salem have been struck a deep public image blow, reverberating across the nation. 

In the coming weeks several other chapters reject their association with the Gabriel Chapterhouse and distance themselves. But the PR damage is done, and one question continues to haunt America.

Are the Sons of Salem capable of offering the protection they claim, or are they just gasoline on the nation’s fire?

Gorilla Island Explodes!

An Island between Madagascar and South Africa full of Gorillas has exploded.

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News from Africa and around the Indian Ocean show video footage of what seems to be an explosion somewhere within the Indian ocean. Government officials at the scene of the incident note that the Island was potentially a hub for Somalian Pirates, who seemed to train Gorillas to wield modified rifles. Officials also note that the pirates seemed to take slaves, which currently is under investigation. 

Officials were given the tip by an anonymous informant.

It is unlikely that there are any other survivors other than those rescued.

However, a South African battleship was spotted sailing away from the explosion. Officials had been unable to reach anyone on the ship, and attempts to ID haven't worked. It was not soon after that it seemed to disappear.

The South African Military are currently looking into the potential whereabouts of the battleship, though most searches have turned up moot. 

Investigations are under way on the mysterious informant and how he got the information along with interrogations and rehabilitations for the rescued slaves.

One witness, a captured man by the name of Okonkwo Yuteban, said the following about the incident:

"Dem Gorillas had guns! Guns and stuff! They spoke! They spoke I say, Im not crazy! They had me working the mines for months on end, they'd do things!'

Unfortunately some of  the claims of this witness can not be verified, and it is unknown if they ever will be.

Mysterious benefactor revealed?!

This is a video taken in a random library in Indiana, a few days before posting.

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The scene opens on what looks like small Indian woman wearing non descript scrubs. They are being filmed

"Hello everyone, I am the creator of this Rod" The woman slides A small rod about the size of a wand with a green snake wrapped around it from their sleeve.  It is the rod caught on the news in the recent string of hospital healings.

"This is the third that I have made, although I plan to make many more. I am making this video to do a few things.

First I want to tell you that I am sharing my creations with the world. I have  dropped one at [Hospital Vel drops it off with the doctors of], and given another to an member of the supernatural community. I will be making more, and improving them.

Second I wanted to warn you. If you steal one of these rods to horde their power, I will be able to find you. I will be able to find any secrets that you hide. I won't hesitate to use this information against you. 

I don't care if those I give this rod to make money off of it's use. In fact, I encourage it within reason. But I share these with the world so that the sick can be cured. I will not tolerate this becoming some toy in a private collection.

Finally, and more practically, I want to explain how this version works, it's draw backs, and strengths, and how I think it could best be used."

The figure launches into a lengthy explanation, mechanically explaining how to use it, and it's features, allowing anyone watching to know the details here: https://thecontractrpg.com/contractor/artifact/4467/

"It takes about 3 seconds to use. At 50% efficiency, that would be more that 12 thousand treated per day. I don't expect that yet, but I hope with good rotation of staff, we can treat many people. Future versions will have less drawbacks, making higher efficiency possible."
The figure continues for a while talking about the logistics of the rod in it's current form, and how a hospital could rotate staff, or have patients come with a healthy relative or friend to maximize through put.

The figure ends with

"That's all I have for now. I'll work on making this better. The people of the world deserve a world without disease. "


Following this announcement, the charity explodes even more! with previous donations, the charity is sitting at 4 million donations and rising.

Small Town Zombie Apocalyse, Averted by Hero Ricter & Emily

A breaking news bulletin would hit the nation as it would seem a rather attention grabbing headline would hit the air waves. A reporter begins to go over what happened in the area near Clement, the closest remaining town to the destroyed rubble of Weeks and Cypremort, Louisiana.

“Hello Tom, I’m here at the site of what was known to be a massive blaze that happened some weeks ago, leading to the town to being completely destroyed. However it seemed the residents of this town and many others who befell a similar fate were restless. They came back to life, though you can’t exactly call it much of a life.” A warning that the following footage may be explicit and uncomfortable for some viewers plays, before the newscast displays a video of a shambling plumber, with rotting flesh and a bow made of his own bones growing out of him, wearing a strange wooden mask. Several other figures like him dot the distance, and are being fired on by state guardsmen in the footage. A caption reads “State guard cleanup effort is underway”.

With as much tact and blurring as a TV crew could do they would pan over to a large site of thousands of charred bodies, many broken and others strewn about and or completely ripped apart. Some of the hands in the half-collapsed football field-sized pit still move, slowly grasping towards the sky. Additionally a giant bone spike the size of a semi-truck sticks out of the swamp far past the pit at the end of the canyon its firing path carved deep into the muck.

“Thousands of corpses in a massive hole and tunnel system under three towns have shown that some form of monster had attempted to turn these people into undead servants, solving a mystery of what happened to the residents of these towns. Many of the bodies were charred, all dead, and most ripped apart and destroyed. But for whom do we credit for this large find? None other than Mr. Ricter Casenger.”

A video as well as multiple pictures would show from an aerial point of view the man attacking and cutting through zombified people, shooting bone bows and attacking them from angles on the ground. State troopers on the ground helping as Richter continues to aid these cleanup efforts in the aftermath of his initial stopping of the zombie plot.

Blurred pictures of burning bodies and also further videos of dealing with exploding zombies, and an entire pit filled with thousands of them would show the possible destructive before and after damage of the battle that may have happened here. Once done the reporter would be standing with the man who seemed unharmed by the whole thing as she would ask his testimony on the events.

“Good evening, yes I had come by after hearing the events of what destroyed this small town. I thought about rebuilding the homes here for the community, however the last thing I expected was for the community to come from the ground and attack me. I wish I could have laid them to rest in a better manner than I did, but given how violent and even intelligent they were in terms of trying to counter measure my abilities I felt it best to allow them to finally sleep once and for all.”

“These thousands of souls deserved a better fate, and it would seem some eldritch energy from some kind of runes caused the reanimation of the poor men and women. They acted as a sort of hive mind and- although it was difficult. I managed to send their souls back to their makers.”

The reporter would no sooner ask any final statements after he finished speaking about the event and whatnot. To which the man would take off his shades, showing icey blue slitted eyes as he stated, “To the monsters who reanimated these thousands of men, women, and children to stop me. Who ravaged these towns for their dead and caused this unholy calamity to be displayed openly: I’ll always win…”

This air of intimidation speaking volumes as silence would be heard before he’d smile and give a friendly aura. “Thank you for the talk Rebecca, I hope everyone will get to sleep soundly now that the idea of a zombie apocalypse is no longer in their future haha. But to include I was aided by Ms. Emily Miller, she wished to show off the strength and power of her modifications from GenWyld and I'd rather not do this alone. As such she was responsible for over half of the work you see around us.”

The reporter would then fire back, "So you did have help in all this?" To which Ricter would nod back, "Yes, I may put on a show of it but I was aided greatly. Emily is one of my friends and given her skills I probably would have fallen into the hoards around here. As such I'm very impressed with the modifications she has if they were to put her on such power level as to defeat so many enemies. So with that, I'd encourage more people who have a wish to help others and also fight off the evils in the world to do more great things, just like Emily did in laying all these people to rest."

With the interview done the reporter would hand it over to the news anchor. Around the country, there is a mix of fear and over all relief as a crisis may have been averted. However, this relief comes with the unsettling knowledge that a well known supernatural was capable of eliminating thousands of possible undead with no indication that they were even scratched. Possible sanctions from congress have started to come into talks about if the government should look to deal with supernatural threats again.

Meanwhile, many others have begun to see this as a positive thing, that at least someone is willing to fight for a better world and use their unique abilities to improve the lives of everyone. The federal government has given no statement on these events, overall showing minor appreciation that the people who were thought missing and or dead from the fire were laid to rest now. Recovery and identification efforts began shortly after the news broke, now that the state guard cleanup has just about wrapped up.

Suella Braverman starts a fight with local favorite rapper, Zman!

As Zman's newest album's singles were starting to release, the hype got to our very own Suella Braverman. She couldn't take it anymore, and went onto twitter to disparage Zman's message. Like a true artist, however, Zman chose not to get tangled up in some twitter feud... No, he quickly produced a diss track as an extra single, giving it out to his fans. That's right, if you click the link at the bottom of this article, you'll be able to hear it for yourself, free of charge! For a little preview so you know what you're in for:

"Mate, the time it would take to travel from your brow to your hairline would put the UK Service Delivery to shame, and I'm still waiting for my pre-school certificate. Wipe that [bleep] off your mouth, yeh? You've been kissing the PM's [bleep] too much of late."

Those of you who've been listening to Zman will recognize his signature charm, and the way he doesn't mince words. He seems to have started a social revolution with his new album, Electric Blue Collar. I highly recommend you listen to it, and join The Movement!

Angelic Enterprises shows first findings

Just two months after they were given a research grant, the team behind "Angelic Enterprises" were able to not only show off first findings but also came up with a business plan that will keep the company afloat without being predatory towards patients who need their treatment to live. The company first hit major news a few months back, when known supernatural Jimmy Rockman was said to be helping them with research (we reported). A breakthrough of this caliber is astounding in the short span of time and we are excited to see what else can come out of this partnership. The findings themselves: a great step forward in this part of pharmaceutical research. A new class of antibiotics that hopefully helps in the war on bacteria with antimicrobial resistance.

Buy This Song (My tour bus was literally destroyed by a [SPOILER]).

"That's the new title of BETH💀METAL's new song. Now, I don't know about you but from what I've seen on Twitter people are going crazy trying to figure it out. Beth, did your tour bus actually get blown up by a [SPOILER], or is it all a metaphor?"

"So, all my songs are actually hollow objects with absolutely zero artistry contained within? Not one single word of them is a metaphor. The curtains are [CENSORED BLEEP] blue, dude, stuff can't mean two things, what are you talking about. But a [SPOILER] from [SPOILER] did absolutely blow up my tour bus."

The interviewer looks at the camera and says: "So it's true! I was watching for your bus to make sure, but you pulled up in your friend's van, didn't you?"

"Yeah, that was [CENSORED BLEEP]. She's kinda been helping me out during all this. The van stuff, the music stuff generally, the-- Wait, can you scratch that? I don't want her getting doxxed-slash-the satisfaction of knowing I ever expressed gratitude for her in public."

The interviewer laughs and nods, before looking to the camera again and saying as if letting the audience in on a secret: "We'll keep most of it, though."

"Now, there's definitely been a lot of publicity around this, so I gotta ask... Have you made enough that you think you'll be able to replace the bus soon? I saw some people were asking for donation links that already owned all your music and wanted to give more." 

"The bus was a piece of [CENSORED BLEEP], dude. Rest in [CENSORED BLEEP] piss. But my laptop and all my recording gear was in there, so I'm kinda owned vis-a-vis recording the album you guys aren't supposed to know about yet. A single keytar and a screaming lunatic alone do not a banger make, generally. Gotta wait until I can buy some replacements for all that. 

To all the people asking for donation links; the single's literally pay-what-you-want on bandcamp. What part of 'pay what you want' don't you get? Also I'm auctioning off all the charred 24X shrapnel I could grab at the end of the month, so, eyes peeled. It's what she would've wanted. Sold in dismembered chunks to internet perverts, as we all crave."

The interviewer cheers, and says: "I'm sure a lot of the listeners are happy to hear that!"

The screen cuts to an outro as the interviewer is heard saying: "Go check out BETH💀METAL's new song, Buy This Song (My tour bus was literally destroyed by a [SPOILER]), on bandcamp now!"

Yellowstone Ghost Steals Family Owned Grocer's Fish!

A news outlet local to West Yellowstone reports on a suspected supernatural entity that stole about ten pounds of fish during the night. In the report, there's a blurry camera that pans over the seafood aisle, and from one moment to the next a small dirty girl in a hoodie appears. She struggles to reach the fish, stuffs a bunch of them into her backpack, and then wanders away. The backpack is dripping on the floor from the fish being put in without any container to hold them.

"The owner of the local grocer, Market Place, says that the cameras clearly showed the girl appearing, before wandering off and into the loading area. We also received word from the local police department that the loading dock was left unlocked, so whether or not this 'Ghost Girl' is truly a ghost remains to be seen. Her appearance did seem like she had recently crawled out of a cemetery, however! Quite spooky..."

Bubba Score can't hear himself play: Better or Worse

Having gained some degree of pseudo-immortality after snorting the ashes of Amy Winehouse mixed with cocaine, legendary Music commentator Kurt Loder opens up his podcast citing a obscure article posted in the back of Rolling Stones magazine:

"It is said to be pretty & be punk are exclusive - while certainly, Siouxsie Sue or Lux Aeterna might disagree, the scene has always been known for pushing the boundaries over glam - however, like all things there is an exception to the rule."

A pic of the beautiful Bubba Score is displayed, sneering for the camera.

"It would seem Bubba Score, famous for his lack of concern regarding the safety of his fans, has extended that carelessness to himself, quote:"

"Rock Star Looking to get his ears back by any means possible after an Alien attack! I just gotta hear my jams again man! Willing to give free lifetime shows to anyone actually able to do it. Willing pay any price. -Bubba Score"

Kurt raises an eyebrow as he reads the hyperbolic post, before adding:

"Well there you have it, Music fans - Bubba Score has lost his hearing. Lifetime shows...well, let's just hope he is also offering life insurance with that ticket: everyone knows a Bubba Score show is a good way to lose more than your hearing."

Terrorist Attack!! - Mustard Gas Released in Caputa, SD

After a rash of disappearances in the small town, authorities are investigating a house explosion that unleashed a cloud of mustard gas that threatened the lives of several first responders, and many residences of the neighborhood.  Several unidentified bodies were found in the basement of the house.  Authorities are currently working to identify the remains.  There are several suspects at large.  Witnesses report four individuals were seen fleeing the scene in a black van. 

The first suspect was reported to have been missing a hand, a skinny women with long curly hair.  The second suspect is reported to have been a well dressed lady, with an eyebrow ring and several tattoos.  The third suspect was reported to be a clown with purple, curly hair.  The last suspect is a possible homeless man in a trench coat, and a bucket hat.

Authorities request you call your local authorities if any siting of these individuals is seen.

Mast Hysteria in the red star club.

*A local Serbian news outlet in Beograd release an article*

”There was an incident yesterday ,in the red star club in the small village of Savčić.

Guests were surprised to see a large crowd ,appearing out of seemingly no where flooding the dance floor. This caused a mass hysteria with people getting hurt while trying to exit the nightclub. 

The owner of the Club has not made a statement about the incident. Some people say that there are rumors that the club might shutdown.”

Freezer Burn

New stations near the Chicago land area would be all abuzz after what was seemingly a standoff between a number of armed men and supernatural people who were residing inside of a local bed and breakfast. Tyler Blackburn has the latest.

"It was a calm summer day near this well-liked and often used bed and breakfast until suddenly bullets began to ring out. Reports and security footage showed that a number of armed men in black clothing came storming the building just past noon, they shoved residents aside and seemingly were hell-bent on attacking a group of individuals who were staying in a room nearby."

Spotty camera footage would show a battle in a hallway all before suddenly an explosion would go off and destroy the device, the news footage would cut to the devastation as it showed ice as well as scorch marks marked the passageways and completely destroyed the room the group was staying in. 

"Eyewitnesses on the scene say that whoever these people were seemingly attacked with no care for the civilians around them, in addition to this they used their own explosives as those across the street noticed both fire and shards of ice being flung as more holes in the building were made. The identities of those staying in the room have been kept secret for the time being, however, it would seem some of the culprits responsible who were encased in ice have been taken in alive by authorities. We expect a full report in due time, back to you John."

Carrabelle continues to struggle.

A flashy local news infographic appears followed by a third string anchor reading tightly from the teleprompter. 

Many of you will remember our recent coverage of the town of Carrabelle. The small town near the ocean in the panhandle was absolutely devastated by the most recent hurricane and continues to be flooded past the point of logical habitability. When the town asked the governor for assistance stating the severity of the climate change the governor responded with that doesn't exist and has ignored the stranded peoples pleas. 

It seems like the trouble continues to pile for this small town as now several bodies have been found brutally dismembered on a small barge outside of the town. The police suspect that these are looters from a neighboring town and have withheld their identities as well as any information about their deaths. The police are currently holding an investigation but have not disclosed any details at the time. 

Death in Deadwood

4 KTIV NEWS

“Somber news out of Deadwood tonight folks. After the arrests of juveniles Clark Imogen and Ellaina Keel, tried as adults for criminal mischief, several of their classmates from Deadwood High School were murdered while the parents were held hostage.”

The image of a shotgun house appears on screen, joined by the image of a burnt out ruin.

”Masked figures broke into the Leninger family home at around 3:40 in the morning. They were masked, armed with automatic rifles, and led by a man wearing a cowboy hat. Calls from the family and neighbors were unable to reach the police, and reports indicate that the assailants were gone in a matter of minutes. As they fled, they set fire to the basement of the Leninger home, a fire that consumed the bodies of three Deadwood High School students, who had already died in a hail of vicious gunfire. We join our brothers and sisters in Deadwood in mourning this tragedy.”

Ricter goes to the Giant's game

Supernatural entity Ricter was spotted at the Giants game! Seemed to be attending just to watch, and spend time with some friends.

Unfortunately, Ricter his celebrity status got the better of him, and he ended up on the kiss cam. He seemed like a good sport about it, showing he really as nice and affable as he presents himself in his press conferences.

Some locals that were sitting near Ricter state that he and his companions spent most of the time they weren't watching the game talking about a Foosball game of some sort. Good to know Ricter has fun with friends like the rest of us.

In the middle of the game, the friends threw a packet of flowers at each other. What fun hijinks!

The Giants game was otherwise free from supernatural influences.

A Mysterious Benefactor

"Last night the intensive care wing of a hospital in NYC received a gift of sorts, CNN has the latest."

"It was a normal night at the ICU wing in NYC's Saint Stewart Medical Care Hospital. That is until a odd man came walking in through the emergency doors. They didn't speak, and eyewitnesses report that they seemed very malformed but overall didn't cause any problems. Officers even asked them questions but they didn't respond, instead allowing officers to guide them to a seat to be treated if that is what they needed. However, this was far from the odd events that happened as a man clothed head to toe would have slipped by staff and seemingly shown to talk to a number of the patients in the hospital. We are here with one of those patients."

Next to a reporter would be a normal-looking man, around his mid-30s or so standing on two feet. "So, you said that the man came to your room after two nurses began to fight and healed your leg?" Said a woman who the man would nod, "Yeah! It was the darndest thing, he just came by, acting all odd, said something about being a disciple of the church of the prophets of our praise, and helped me to a bathroom and BOOM! My leg was healed! I thought I'd have to live with out a leg for the rest of my life, but I was so excited I just pointed the guy to two others who lost things due to all the supernatural bullshit happening around NYC."

The report would talk to two others who would collaborate on their story, and given recent events in NYC multiple people are saying it's in relation to recent visits from note-worthy characters, while others are attributing it to this unknown church that was hinted at. Either way, although the act was very much odd, the results from what the people could see were very much worth it. 

Local paper of Jenny: Wrangler's Union Prospector

It has been know for some times now that Mr Black  was an eccentric individual.

But it surprised everyone when it was announced that he authorised to build the headquarters of a mining company on his property.

A mining company in those part is the last thing we need actually. It would only pollute our beloved land. Do we really need more holes that could possibly damage our beautiful landscape?

However we still don't have any news about what they will extract so it is to see. In a way it could improve the financial state of local regions so let's no go too fast with our judgement.

Facebook Market Place: Magical Spider eye for sale! (SOLD)

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"EPIC magickal nonEVIL (or evil if youre into that) 100% AUTHENTICK Eye of The Loathsome Spider Queen (as she is known) for SALE!!! It gives you arcane powers like super strength, regeneration, water-breathing, spidey-senses, fortune telling, web blasting and telekinesis and darkvision. Proof is in this video where it MOVES AROUND ON ITS OWN. Only ONE in supply VERY LIMITED EDITION!!!!1!111!!!!!

Price is $6942069 bucks can be negotiated if youre a broke bitch"

Following the advertisement is a cringey video of a cat girl playing with an oversided, fake looking, spider eyeball.

Buyers interested: 1

Rubert Silkstrand comments:
What a lovely specimen!  I would be interested in acquiring this item, although not at that price.  Can we meet at (insert local coffee shop) and I can make you a cash offer.  The coffee will be my treat!

No other comments...

Mister Beast Wannabe

Rob Bott Spinne Spent 30K dollars on the Tulupan community of Yoro Honduras. They celebrated this generous donation as they are now preparing to increase the sustainability of their community and expand their efforts to preserver their language.

Art world taken by storm!

French pop news channel around 1PM, opens with flashy intro graphic depicting the Louvre in 3d rendering. 

Up and coming social media darling Kameal has revealed their newest collection and it is to die for! Or maybe already dead! The rumored 21 piece collection is currently making it's way around art circles as both an online auction and a simultaneous popup event at some of Paris' biggest museums and art houses. These works supposedly depicting the seven deadly sins are said to have a secret message if you are able to find them all and decipher it. The museums are hosting the Marble collections as an exciting popup event so at least part of this mystery is revealed to the public. 

Will this rising star stay bright? Or will he burn out like the rest? Only time will tell. 

Fugitive at large.

Warning the dangerous individual Julias "Ferros" Espinoza has escaped from a court ordered government mental institution. They have assaulted several guards and made off with their weapons. They are armed and considered extremely dangerous, if spotted please alert authorities immediately. The fugitive has escaped in a rural area of Kentucky but police are searching Maryland, Pennsylvania, New York, New Jersey and other surrounding states. We suspect subject to be heading north. 

There is a reward of 10,000 dollars for information leading to his arrest and recapture. Suspect was last seen wearing a green jumpsuit with green hair. Suspect also has a known addiction to painkillers and will act violently to obtain them. 

Sensational Cowboy Experience coming to the countryside near you! Come see if you've got grit!

"Hello! My name is Blake Sacks, and here at the Wrangler's Union, we offer the finest in survival training at our world class, cowboy resorts. Me and my partners cater to your desired adventure! Go to our website at www.blakestrustedpartners.com to pick out the resort perfect for you! We have everything from camping to a fully catered experience."

A short album of proud looking country types are shown riding horseback, wrangling cattle, and posing around hunted game.

Possible supernatural terrorist set free?!

This just in! the recent reports of someone attacking a hospital in chicago, causing a massive fear outbreak and caused many injuries along with the fire alarm being set is set free? the court ruled in favor of the defendant, showing proof that she didn't attack anyone at all. Stating that she even stayed around to help out and was a good citizen! 

How corrupt! Such blatant use of supernatural effects are *obviously* unlawful, especially in such a situation! ...

Due to the nature of the effect. Online videos of it causes others to believe it was CGI-ed in, while others are saying that this is just a blatant attempt by the media to try to sway the public.

Mass Murder at Big Ben!

BREAKING NEWS!

Just coming in out of London, three attempted terrorists were stopped from bringing anomalous bombs into the famous Elizabethan Tower! Two guards were found dead at the scene, one who had his brain melted out of his skull and another shot dead by a supposed Elvis impersonator. Three police were then killed by this Elvis impersonator, who demonstrated supernatural abilities when he deflected gunfire. One of the terrorists, one "Brad Armstrong" was found dead at the scene, killed by a sniper guarding the tower.
The other two, "Vito Losvegos" and "Andrew Goobs" were arrested soon after the shooting at the gate. Local hero Gladys Newman, a 65 year old soup kitchen owner, was the person who stopped the last gunman: Vito. 


Losvegos and Goobs will be having a televised trial next month. More information to come!

Kamaël Kuny's Surprise Visit At His Own Exhibit!

There's a news piece on a local Parisian tabloid with an image of a brilliant sculpture attached, taken at a lovely outdoor path along a gorgeous river. 

Kamaël Kuny's Surprise Visit At His Own Exhibit!

Famous sculptor Kamaël Kuny, known for his keen detail to anatomy and talented sense for the aesthetique, was seen browsing his own exhibit at the Le Musée De La Sculpture En Plein Air yesterday. His work recently gained a permanent display at the open-air museum and is available to view right now. 

He was seen with an older woman whom he seemed to be quite engaged with. Could this have been a classy date with a potential paramour?

Regardless, fans were quite happy at his surprise appearance, and we have exclusive snippets of what Kuny had to say about his latest work below...

(The piece continues with some commentary on his art.)

Ricter caught in Confrontation in NYC

"The famous Ricter Cassenger was caught battling out on the streets of NYC this last Friday!"

"Ricter kills unknown assailants in vehicle!"

Headlines run rampant in the next few days, all confirming that Ricter Cassenger killed 2 mysterious assailants in self defense on the streets of Manhattan.

There is much debate among the news sites' comments on whether the murders were necessary, and whether a Super-Abled person is entitled to the same protections as the average American citizen

Brazen Attack on US Soil

The national news channels and other news outlets around the country have been reporting a number of attacks done in the US in multiple locations. Some newscasts would show a large creator in the ground around a private property that was clearly bombed and destroyed, fire departments, and other first responders working to contain the fire. 

In a far-off location only some hours later would show another wild inferno that would burn down a warehouse, there seemed to be no survivors from the blaze but it indicated that some of the bodies already seemed more decayed than normal. The fires have mostly been contained but given the nature of the attack that happened the US government is looking into the matter due to the very close time frame in which it happened. For now, the local news channels would be all a-buzz about what may have happened.

"Currently, the US government, the military, and CIA have worked quickly to limit any more casualties and ensure that the situation is under control. Of which it seems that the government has apprehended a number of men in relation to the crimes committed, their identities have not been displayed as of currently. We hope that soon they may include information as well as provide us with any possible relevant information against the terrorist attacks."

A video would soon show a press conference from the federal government as well as the current president of the United States. "Good morning America, only a few days ago bombs were dropped on properties in the US, as well as attacks on warehouses and other important buildings around the United States. We have sent in specialists and battalions of soldiers to contain any and all threats, and are currently talking to our allies about what may have happened in regard to the attacks on our land."

Next to the man would be a man in a black suit and tie, black glasses, and a fedora. "Hello, as a federal agent, it is my job to ensure the security of the American people and to bring those who harm civilians and those on our great land to justice. I and those under me in the CIA will be working to do just that. Already we have a number of suspects in custody and will be questioning and figuring out who may have caused all this, in addition, once our investigation is done we will ensure that the public knows the fate of whoever is responsible. Thank you all for your time and have a pleasant day." The man would tip his hat before walking away.

Anyone looking into this event would find a lot of dead people in the warehouse of sorts out in the forest, a property being bombed with multiple explosives, and finally hints of the Russian mafia pulling out from the States due to the implications that they were responsible for everything. 

On Crypto link a common name has been brought up, CODENAME: The Watcher...

I heard a rumor...

"Hey, good news. Patrick found a ranch in Kansas that is running monster hunting workshops. "
...
"No, like legit stuff, run by this old cowboy that's been there forever. Apparently he really knows his stuff."
...
"Yeah spread the word, Pat said they've identified a few nests and hunting grounds right in their backyard that they didn't know about cause of the info this cowboy gave them."
...
...
"Yeah get it to everyone at the moot. Bunch of those idiots could use some training anyway, apparently the cowboy does a variety of stuff, so maybe we won't be shooting ourselves in the ass when we run with a fresh hunter."
...
"I'll send the info. Stay in touch. Get the freshies to earn their tats."

Interview with Lod Dorn

We open up on a daytime talk show.

The host Callen Cookie has a smile and a laugh, ending a section on a recent were-creature rescue.

“Well, seems like they were in a … Ruff situation.”

Slight pause for slight chuckle from the audience.

“My guest today is a breakout star in the medical industry. Lod Dorn!
He’s just finished construction on his new clinic, and we already have a few miraculous recoveries!”

The media effects team at this point add a short clip indicated some severely injured emergency workers
with awful injuries, who are fully recovered and active just a week later. This gives the production team time to switch location to a seating area where Callen is sitting with Lod.

“So Lod, you have been only active a few weeks, but we are already seeing faster recoveries than doctors have seen near anywhere else.
How have you been doing it? And what are you going to do next?”

"Well Callen, despite my young age, I have poured copious amounts of blood, sweat, and tears into my medical skills and knowledge.

I cannot tell you how many sleepless night I've had to be able to get as good as I am.

Despite my prowess in surgeries and general medicine, I don't think I or Lod's Family Health Care Center could have gotten to the point at which we are at, without the wonderful and supportive team we have LFHCC—amongst which includes my most supportive wife, Sarah. It is with their help, and only their help have I reached this point.

A point at which we can help our community, the people we grew up alongside, and the community which supported both Sarah and I through Med School. We are merely giving back to the community as it gave back to us.

Now to answer you next question: the next step would be to expand the business, as my wife will head the managerial side of it, and I will continue to practice while traveling to our other locations.

She will head the company Dorn International Healthcare, and I will temporarily head the US subsidiary United States Dorn Acute Solutions)." "With these two companies, and possibly more in the future, we'll be able to help more than just our community—we'll be able to help all of the US and even the World" "Loft ambitions, I know. However, you have to start somewhere. My ambition or dream is to help others, as many as possible; and this is my starting point, how I will achieve it."

“You are quite confident in yourself! Well, I hope it all plays out the way you hope! Now, did you and your wife meet in med school? What was that like”

The interview continues on with a few more lowball questions.

San Francisco Times - Pg 3. Local Lycanthrope Saved From Herself!

A local Lycanthrope was saved from a potentially dangerous mutation!

Revitalization of Kowloon Park Marks New Beginning

December 3, 2024

In a significant move towards urban renewal and community support, Serenitatis, the flagship corporate law firm of Alex Mercador and other enterprises under the Mercador conglomerate have joined forces with various investors to launch a revitalization project for Kowloon Park. This beautiful green space now stands where the historic Walled City of Kowloon once existed, a place that has long been a symbol of resilience and complexity.

The revitalization project aims to transform Kowloon Park into a vibrant cultural and recreational hub, preserving its rich history while providing modern amenities. The project includes extensive landscaping, the construction of new facilities such as playgrounds, sports courts, and community centers, and the introduction of art installations that pay homage to the site's storied past.

A highlight of the initiative is the support promised to the surviving members of families who were displaced during the demolition of the Walled City in 1994. The project plans to offer financial assistance, housing support, and educational scholarships to these families, acknowledging the hardships they endured. The ceremonial launch of the project was a grand affair, attended by prominent figures from the business community, government officials, and local residents. The ceremony featured traditional Chinese performances, speeches by key stakeholders, and a symbolic ribbon-cutting that signified the start of a new chapter for Kowloon Park.

However, the event was not without its critics. Some attendees and commentators voiced concerns about the ceremony's failure to address the historical responsibilities of Chinese and British authorities in the 1994 demolition, which many viewed as a prejudicial social hygiene initiative that disrupted countless lives. These critics argue that while the revitalization project is a positive step, it should also include a more explicit acknowledgment and reckoning with past injustices.

Despite these criticisms, the ceremony was generally well-received, with many viewing it as a positive step towards the future. The project is seen as part of the recent efforts by eccentric billionaire Alex Mercador to forge closer ties with the Chinese government. Mercador, known for his unconventional approach to business and philanthropy, emphasized the importance of community and historical preservation in his address during the event.

"We are not just building a park," Mercador said. "We are honoring the past, supporting the present, and investing in the future. Kowloon Park will be a place where history and modernity coexist, where the community can come together and thrive."

As the revitalization project moves forward, it promises to transform Kowloon Park into a beacon of community spirit and cultural heritage, bridging the gap between the past and the future while fostering a sense of unity and progress in Kowloon.

Winter Hunt Festival Unites Communities

The Forest City Gazette

Forest City, ME - December 2, 2024

The annual Winter Hunt Festival, a beloved cultural event, once again brought together the neighboring communities of Forest City, Maine, and Forest City, New Brunswick. The festival, held over the past weekend, was a joyous occasion filled with local traditions, festive activities, and mouthwatering treats.

The event featured an array of typical foods that delighted attendees. Local vendors showcased their culinary skills, offering everything from hearty stews and homemade pies to delicious maple syrup treats. In preparation for the upcoming holiday season, festival-goers participated in decorating Christmas trees, stringing lights, and crafting ornaments, adding a warm and festive atmosphere to the event.

One of the highlights of the Winter Hunt Festival is the traditional hunt, a revered part of the celebration reserved for a select few skilled hunters. This year's hunt was a success, with participants bringing back a respectable haul of two deer and two wild hogs. The game was expertly prepared and served to all attendees on the final day of festivities, providing a delicious and hearty meal that everyone enjoyed.

The Winter Hunt Festival continues to be a cherished event, celebrating the unique cultural heritage and strong sense of community between the two Forest Cities. As always, it was a time for friends and family to come together, share in local traditions, and create lasting memories.

Suspected Gangster found dead. Burned to death. Potential supernatural involvement.

Suspected criminal Eddie Williams was found dead last night, burned to death in the Nevada desert. 

Eddie first came to police attention 2 weeks ago, when some of his neighbors called the police after an incident that involved him running into his yard with a loaded shotgun. He claimed, "He thought he saw a Coyote".

Some investigation by the police uncovered that Eddie Williams wasn't the owner of said house. The police believe after a subsequent raid that the house was a former safe house that had been raided. The man hunt for Eddie Williams continued until last night, when DNA matching his was found on a corpse in the Nevada desert. An autopsy found no wounds other than those caused by the fire.

They were unable to find any residue of a material used to burn Eddie. Police list the cause of death as "unknown", but when asked if the death had a supernatural response stated, "We are not ruling out any possibilities right now".

A Strange Chain Of Events Near 1108 Government St.

This afternoon, two parachuters were caught on cameras parachuting down onto a crowded street in Victoria, Canada, landing near the famous bookstore Munro's Books in Victoria. They came down from a private helicopter, which has not been found. Eyewitnesses say one of them was holding onto a person. 

They were then seen entering said bookstore, of which an even stranger incident occurred.

The entire store had its camera feeds cut off earlier that afternoon. Authorities are trying to recover the footage. Everyone who was there at the time that has volunteered to come on for an interview states falling asleep and then a distinct lack of memory from around the time of the CCTV interference to later that night. Numerous people also reported waking up on a 'pile of people'. Munro's Books has not come forth for a statement. 

"This is obviously a case of some supernatural phenomena," Maria Jonson, a staff member states, "I'm worried for my safety now if there are people going around with mass sleep or memory alteration powers. I hope the perpetrators are brought to justice!"

Angelic Enterprises gets Research Grant

A newly founded biomedical research company called 'Angelic Enterprises' received a grant from the Medical Research Foundation with the goal to develop a new class of antibiotics. Even more interesting: the founders are relevant in current affairs. Jimmy Rockman, better known as the Angel who recently freed a large group of cryptids from trafficking and his business partner Callum Pearce who says he was saved by him in the aftermaths of the very same escapade. Their research is expected to yield good results in a few months time. The heads of the company will soon give a press conference on the progression of research and exact business structure, anyone interested will be able to read the results in this journal.

The CMP's Bianchi Cup

The Bianchi Cup is a major action pistol tournament in the United States, held in May at the Green Valley Rifle & Pistol Club in Missouri. The Bianchi Cup is the only major shooting tournament that has retained its original course of fire since its inception.

This year's competition consisted of 3 events, including Pistols, Rifles, and Sniper Rifles.

The Pistol event focuses on draw speed and firing accuracy. 

1st place went to (insert random name here)

2nd place (insert random name here)

And 3rd (insert random name here)

In the Rifle event, competitors were tasked with a mix of falling plates and moving targets.

1st place went to (insert random name here)

2nd place went to Lod Dorn

3rd place (insert random name here)

The sniper event had the competitors firing at moving targets at long range through trees. 

1st place went to Rianne Night

2nd (insert random name here)

And in a shocking twist 3rd place went to 18 year old Jacob Parkson. A true underdog store.

"It's not Self help... It's Help"

A new sponsored ad has started making its rounds across the internet media platforms. 

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What about how do I PROTECT MY LOVED ONES from monsters and magic?

Perhaps even about our EXTREME MORTALITY?

These hardships have caused suffering for way too long and THIS. ENDS. NOW. 

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While Dr. Dorn, and Johnny are decently charismatic as they take turns giving their pitch, their performance and ad are eye catching, and some notice has been made. 

So.... do you feel Lonely?

Russian Angel saves Lycanthropes from Slavery

Excerpt from the Monaco Gazette

The savior - formerly debated as supernatural, now confirmed -  was seen again in his angelic form. This time freeing around 30 lycanthropes from the fangs of cryptid trade. There's always rumours going around of billionaires partaking in slave trade and cryptid deals, but this time we got hard proof. Unfortunately the highest conspirator can't sit out his just sentence, being found mauled to death by his former cryptid slaves, held and traded like livestock, one of Fate's fitting punishments. The man did not even expect praise, silently sneaking away while the first responders took in the lycanthropes. Behavior like this earned him international fame, a religious following and a matching nickname.

Public apology

"Hello Barb, thanks again for chatting with me today."

"Of course, Steve, happy to meet with you, you were really popular in that interview a few weeks ago. How are you recovering by the way?"

"I'm recovering well Barb! I actually wanted to chat about that. In some of the initial coverage of the incident last month, there was some coverage of a young man reported to have assaulted me in the beginning of the incident."

"Yes, I remember that! It was trending on twitter for a little while."

"Well Barb, I think that was probably a bit too much. The kids a good kid. Came to see me in the hospital, donates a bunch of his money. I think the reaction to him was too harsh. Sometimes people make mistakes in emergency situations, and this kid hadn't figured that out yet. I don't fault him, and he didn't hurt me at all, just made a bit of a fool of himself. But don't we all do that sometimes?"

"Well speaking of emergencies, that creature that you fought, do you have any idea where it could have come from?"

"Well Barb, like I said the last time I was on, the threat of supernatural creatures is growing, and will continue to grow. This has to have implications for how we think about air travel safety! Now, I don't know what you know about having a security mindset, but ..."

The interview continues on, talking about way to adapt to a new world where things as more dangerous than a gun can be carried invisibly by supernatural entities, and what that implies for air travel safety.

Science continues!

Following the very sad disappearance/ death of Jacob Stern the British museum has found new discoveries on some of the projects he found to be important.

The Researchers, Dr. Eon and Dr. Lyndi have a new white paper out talking about a theoretical anti venom, which will work against a new poison they had previously discovered and released a chemical analysis of. 

They also found that some unknown substance they had access too, can be distilled to form a new hallucinogen of some kind.

They claim to have collaborator who prefers to remain unnamed. Given that both researchers are in fields entirely separate from biomedical, it's clear that this hidden partner is doing most of the heavy lifting.

Post recovery debt?

Many new patients that have been given a second lease on life faces a terrible trouble...

The American healthcare system itself. Many of them are going into debt, coming to terms with their death, either their family has left, given up, or they have ran out of funds just trying to survive till this moment. It is currently estimated over 500 people, with growing increase in that number, after being released will be homeless, in full debt, and more.

Many are willing to pitch in on that debt, to assist them as part of a charity, a new charity hence opens:

Rod Of Asclepius Foundation

The foundation goes to assisting those saved by the mysterious user of this rod. 

Current donations - $100, 000

Miraculous recovery! Patients under terminal diseases cured!

"James Johnson coming in with the latest news! Miracles are happening all over Wisconsin! Many patients, from cancer, to kids with cancer, to Alzheimer, to Huntington's disease, to even Ebola and diabetes! This mysterious doctor, some kind of shapeshifter, has been able to mysteriously make their ways into hospitals ICU, curing many terminal patients who have given up on life, and freed them from their absolutely horrendous tragic fate. 

Whoever this mysterious doctor is, they left behind a card with their insignia and their bitcoin wallet on it! 

Whats this? MORE NEWS HAS CAME IN

As it turns out, whoever this savior was, they made a post about it 2 weeks ago!

is this the next coming of jesus?

Signing out, James Johnson"

Multiple news article pops out over the next few days, though they haven't gained much traction, they have started the internets hunt for this mysterious savior. Many church's are claiming it to be an act by an agent of god. That the agent of god is also accepting tips via their churches too, convincing a few of the masses. Many of those saved are extremely thankful, but now they face another problem... The American health care.

Air Marshal viciously savaged by mysterious assailant mid flight.

There have been a wash of videos recently showing a winged woman on a plane savagely beating, and nearly killing an air marshal on a recent flight to Honolulu. 

Other notable occurrence on the flight: Lod Dorn, was detained by law enforcement for attempting to assault the same air marshal. It is unknown if there is any connection between this man, and the winged woman on the flight.

Doggie jail break

A part 2 in green text flashes on the screen of the YouTube video as it starts

"So here it is folks!"

The camera pans across a small fenced in yard, with a few dogs playing.

"Where it all happened. You see that wall?"

The phone camera zooms and focuses on a segment of wall that looks like any other

"That the wall the dog jumped over. And if we check the other side ..."

There is a brief scramble as the camera operator tries to lift themself up onto the wall. They start to fall, and the clip shifts to looking down on the other side of the wall from a ladder.

"Nothing to see! Just 10 to 12 feet straight jump up. They came, and I think left over... or through that wall."

The scene shifts again to a 14-15 year old teenage girl holding the phone in selfie position.

"So, I have no idea where that dog went" The scene shifts to a picture of a happy dog hanging out on an examination table. The voice over continues.

"Who was this creature. Where did it come from, how did it get in here? Did it eat Otis? Or maybe its the government and ..."

"Liz! Are you doing you TikToks again?" 

"No Bob, this is youtube"

"I don't care what you call it, if you are volunteering here, you need to learn to ..."

The scene cuts to the girl in her room talking to the computer.

"But anyway, something that looked like a dog, came in, and took one of our shelter's pugs, a very cute one named Otis"

A picture of a pug looking at the camera seeming startled with a mouth full of food is shown

"What could this be?" A subscribe for part three text appears in green along the bottom of the screen


The video has 302 views.

The number one comment is "Get a video editor! smh"

Girl Burned Alive, Cradled in the Arms of a Werewolf

KGWN-TV

"Good evening cowboys and cowgirls, I'm Stephanie Rogen, and tonight's story hits close to home. Shots were fired last night in a family campground. Witnesses heard gunshots and saw a man wearing a cowboy hat load two bodies into the back of a Ford F-350. Robert Grey, as well as his nephew Adam Grey, were last seen sitting around the campfire, and the bodies are presumed to be theirs."

An image appears on screen, a burned out camper surrounded by blazing forest, as Stephanie continues.

"The perpetrator then set fire to their camper. Robert's daughter Sue, and her 11-year-old daughter Serena, were trapped in the blaze. Rescuers discovered Sue's body wrapped around her daughter in the wreck. Viewer discretion is advised."

The image changes to that of a charred, furred form. Digitigrade legs curl up beneath the body, which wraps around a blackened and censored image.

"The images speak for themselves," she solemnly intones, pausing before she continues the story. "Witnesses saw the man unmask himself before burning the camper, and police have compiled a sketch, offering a reward for any information leading to his capture."

Stark's Home for Wayward Children Gets Renovations

A national news broadcast would display the following on several new channels, and even on a few international channels like Greece, Itality, Germany, America, Canada, and South America. 

A well-dressed woman would collect herself before soon detailing the news. "After the disappearance of the previous owner, Mr. Rudy Stark, an orphanage had gone through a number of disrepairs. Up until now. A man by the name of Mike Carson and his associated group the AndMiozror have been working with a number of both national and international groups related to the protection and care of children. Organizations include 'Children for America', 'Organization Aginat Human Trafficking', 'Little Angels Organization', and 'Starks Home for Wayward Children'- an orphanage that had fallen on hard times after the possible death of its previous owner."

Soon the scene would pan of pictures of Mike working with a wrench to fix cars, and boilers, and repair roofs, all with a number of children happily talking to him in the photo or in the background. "The man known as Mike Carson, the owner of a mechanics shop in KS Lawrence, volunteered at least 1500 hours of his time, spending thousands of dollars in donation money in regards to the group he's labeled himself under. A true beacon of light for children who have been abused, suffered, and gone through any pain. I am sure that the late Mr. Stark would approve of this mans deeds as well as the group he is apart of."

"Some weeks after his efforts the orphanage has had an adoption rate increase of around 72%, here are some of the lucky children who will be having new homes to enjoy." Soon the video would pan to a number of smiling small faces with joy in their eyes before a short video would show around 4-5 children all saying the following: "Thank you Mr. Mike!"

The Broadcast would go into some further details about the quick work and skills of the man, not only this but his work history and a bit of fluff involving some on-the-street interviews in the small town where he works of people loving the repair jobs and other tune up's that his business proves. Overall, a small-time man of the people.

Supernatural Assassins Make Cryptoleaks Apology Video

[Starts with a somber background music ,a woman leaning with her back against a wooden fence in overalls wearing a somber face and the camera focused on her face appears, She begins with a deep sigh.]

“Hey everyone, it’s Martha here. I need to talk to you all about something very serious today. First, I want to say that I’m truly sorry. What I’m about to reveal is shocking, and I take full responsibility for my actions.

I am part of a group called The Pack. Our members include:

    •    Myself, Martha Walks-in-mists
    •    Polkav Ruminoski, the big man
    •    James Davenport
    •    Perrywinkle
    •    Turtle, our tech specialist
    •    Our former leader, Michael Kensworth

We have met in various locations to discuss our plans. Here are some of the places we have used:

[Visual: Map with markers on various locations. Each marker highlights a specific meeting place.]

    1.    Underground Bunker - A hidden location deep beneath an abandoned warehouse.
[Visual: Image of a dimly lit, concrete underground bunker with minimal furnishings.]
    2.    Highrise Hotel - A luxury suite in a tall skyscraper in the heart of the city.
[Visual: Image of a modern, sleek hotel room with large windows overlooking the city.]
    3.    Submarine/Underwater Structure - An old, decommissioned submarine repurposed for our meetings.
[Visual: Image of a cramped, metal interior of a submarine, with control panels and periscopes.]

[Additional maps will flash on screen showing different safehouses and hideouts scattered across various regions.]

Our immediate objective has been the brutal death of supernatural beings. For me, it goes beyond that. I seek to understand other worlds and profit by making artifacts from the body parts of magical beings.

Our recent operations included the hunting of Jimmy the Ferret and setting traps for suspected supernaturals who we believed were on our trail.

We have no allies. Our resources come from Michael, who was wealthy, and Turtle, who runs numerous online scams and has a constant influx of mysterious technology. I also sell supernatural body parts on the black market and use them myself during hunts.

Currently, our specific targets are werewolves and ghouls.

Our leader, Michael, used to communicate with us through coms or by burner phone. Since his death, our communication has become more fragmented.

Our methods to hunt supernaturals involve meticulous online searches, news, rumors, hacking into government and organization files, and using artifacts designed to find magic. One such artifact is a compass. I also know about a pendulum and a strange radio that picks up ghosts. We identify and track supernaturals by watching them for several days to test their capabilities and routines. We then plan a strategy based on that information. A pair from The Pack is sent to handle each target unless it’s a bigger job, which requires more members. The entire Pack never goes on a hunt together.

Our weaknesses are that we are human fighting the inhuman. We don’t even know the full workings of the pack, which neither of us view as a weakness.

Our internal rules and hierarchy are simple:

    •    Trust in each other. To build trust, you must be trustworthy.
    •    Know that the enemy can become your packmate. They can use each other against you. Information is held from you for a reason; trust it is a good reason.
    •    Do not dig into the pack’s secrets. We all have our place and know what we need to know to do our best job without risking the rest of the pack.
    •    Profits go to the Pack. You have open access to the pack resources, so there’s no need for greed. We are not in this to get rich and retire. We will die in battle for the betterment of the human race, not sipping fruity drinks on a beach in old age.
    •    Each member has their skill. Everyone deferred to the person better suited to the job at hand. Michael was technically the leader, but even he would let the others lead if the situation was in their expertise.

There have been no recent disputes or power struggles within the group. Power was distributed evenly, so there was no need to dispute. Even the loss of Michael just shifted our hunting styles to not include his capabilities.

Our biggest failures were not killing any of the group that killed Michael. Our successes include my figuring out how to make regeneration cloaks from the creatures we are currently fighting. Since the creatures regenerate, they can be repeatedly harvested.

If a mission goes wrong, our contingency plans are to attempt to flee. If we are being tracked, we make a public display that would illuminate the target and hopefully in the worst light possible. Essentially, make our death make the supernatural look bad.

I want to apologize to everyone I’ve hurt through these actions. To the supernatural beings, I am deeply sorry for the pain and fear I’ve caused. To my fans, I’m sorry for betraying your trust. I’m committed to making things right and seeking help to ensure this never happens again.

Thank you for listening, and I hope you can find it in your hearts to forgive me. I’m taking a step back to reflect on my actions and work on becoming a better person.

Please take care of yourselves and each other. I’ll be back, but only when I’m sure that I’m ready to return in a way that is positive and fair to everyone. Thank you.”

[Ends with a deep breath and a humble nod, then slowly fade out to black.]

Supernatural Assassins Make Cryptoleaks Apology Video

[Starts with a somber background music ,a woman leaning with her back against a wooden fence in overalls wearing a somber face and the camera focused on her face appears, She begins with a deep sigh.]

“Hey everyone, it’s Martha here. I need to talk to you all about something very serious today. First, I want to say that I’m truly sorry. What I’m about to reveal is shocking, and I take full responsibility for my actions.

I am part of a group called The Pack. Our members include:

    •    Myself, Martha Walks-in-mists
    •    Polkav Ruminoski, the big man
    •    James Davenport
    •    Perrywinkle
    •    Turtle, our tech specialist
    •    Our former leader, Michael Kensworth

We have met in various locations to discuss our plans. Here are some of the places we have used:

[Visual: Map with markers on various locations. Each marker highlights a specific meeting place.]

    1.    Underground Bunker - A hidden location deep beneath an abandoned warehouse.
[Visual: Image of a dimly lit, concrete underground bunker with minimal furnishings.]
    2.    Highrise Hotel - A luxury suite in a tall skyscraper in the heart of the city.
[Visual: Image of a modern, sleek hotel room with large windows overlooking the city.]
    3.    Submarine/Underwater Structure - An old, decommissioned submarine repurposed for our meetings.
[Visual: Image of a cramped, metal interior of a submarine, with control panels and periscopes.]

[Additional maps will flash on screen showing different safehouses and hideouts scattered across various regions.]

Our immediate objective has been the brutal death of supernatural beings. For me, it goes beyond that. I seek to understand other worlds and profit by making artifacts from the body parts of magical beings.

Our recent operations included the hunting of Jimmy the Ferret and setting traps for suspected supernaturals who we believed were on our trail.

We have no allies. Our resources come from Michael, who was wealthy, and Turtle, who runs numerous online scams and has a constant influx of mysterious technology. I also sell supernatural body parts on the black market and use them myself during hunts.

Currently, our specific targets are werewolves and ghouls.

Our leader, Michael, used to communicate with us through coms or by burner phone. Since his death, our communication has become more fragmented.

Our methods to hunt supernaturals involve meticulous online searches, news, rumors, hacking into government and organization files, and using artifacts designed to find magic. One such artifact is a compass. I also know about a pendulum and a strange radio that picks up ghosts. We identify and track supernaturals by watching them for several days to test their capabilities and routines. We then plan a strategy based on that information. A pair from The Pack is sent to handle each target unless it’s a bigger job, which requires more members. The entire Pack never goes on a hunt together.

Our weaknesses are that we are human fighting the inhuman. We don’t even know the full workings of the pack, which neither of us view as a weakness.

Our internal rules and hierarchy are simple:

    •    Trust in each other. To build trust, you must be trustworthy.
    •    Know that the enemy can become your packmate. They can use each other against you. Information is held from you for a reason; trust it is a good reason.
    •    Do not dig into the pack’s secrets. We all have our place and know what we need to know to do our best job without risking the rest of the pack.
    •    Profits go to the Pack. You have open access to the pack resources, so there’s no need for greed. We are not in this to get rich and retire. We will die in battle for the betterment of the human race, not sipping fruity drinks on a beach in old age.
    •    Each member has their skill. Everyone deferred to the person better suited to the job at hand. Michael was technically the leader, but even he would let the others lead if the situation was in their expertise.

There have been no recent disputes or power struggles within the group. Power was distributed evenly, so there was no need to dispute. Even the loss of Michael just shifted our hunting styles to not include his capabilities.

Our biggest failures were not killing any of the group that killed Michael. Our successes include my figuring out how to make regeneration cloaks from the creatures we are currently fighting. Since the creatures regenerate, they can be repeatedly harvested.

If a mission goes wrong, our contingency plans are to attempt to flee. If we are being tracked, we make a public display that would illuminate the target and hopefully in the worst light possible. Essentially, make our death make the supernatural look bad.

I want to apologize to everyone I’ve hurt through these actions. To the supernatural beings, I am deeply sorry for the pain and fear I’ve caused. To my fans, I’m sorry for betraying your trust. I’m committed to making things right and seeking help to ensure this never happens again.

Thank you for listening, and I hope you can find it in your hearts to forgive me. I’m taking a step back to reflect on my actions and work on becoming a better person.

Please take care of yourselves and each other. I’ll be back, but only when I’m sure that I’m ready to return in a way that is positive and fair to everyone. Thank you.”

[End with a deep breath and a humble nod, then slowly fade out.]

Fletcher was kidnapped and brought to a secure government facility. He had a meeting with the professor responsible for Zetas creation. Fletcher agreed to a deal with the Professor to restore functionality to his arm. In return Fletcher would be sent on a government contract alongside Zeta and be required to report any attempt at escape or sabotage. If Fletcher fails his task he will lose the functionality of his arm once more and may make some enemies in the US government. The surgery to repair Fletcher's arm went smoothly and he will be notified when he is needed again. He was returned to his place of residence without further incident.

Three adults and a teenager saved off the coast of Haiti.

Search and rescue teams were sent out today as a distress signal came from a group lost at sea in the early morning hours. The US coast guard was successfully able to work with Haitian coastal authorities and retrieve these four survivors. An official report has yet to be given but it does appear that one of the survivors is in critical condition but is expected to make a full recovery. The group seems shaken but they have not told authorities how they ended up stranded in the ocean. More after this break as the story develops. 

The tragedy of "Crazy Joe"

Breaking news comes out of the small town of Miriam, Michigan, as local pimp "Crazy Joe" was sold gold doubloons by a mysterious pirate. When asked by reporters as to what he did with these rare valuables, he simply said "I'm Crazy Joe! I ate it all!". A few days after the supposed consumption, he was suddenly hospitalized after vomiting up an odd black fluid and undergoing a myoclonic seizure. Later that same night, he was pronounced braindead.

According to an exclusive interview with Joseph's family, they have begun preparations for his funeral.

Body found Burned in the New Ashes of Another Boleskine House Fire! In Wyoming, Cowboy Shoots Dynamite in Mexican Standoff!

STV: Breaking News

"The body of Keith Murray, a taxi cab driver working in Inverness, was found dead last evening in the newly smoldering wreck of Boleskine House. Only partially repaired after the last fire in 2019, the latest fire was started by a Molotov cocktail, and was contained by the previously burnt-out remnants. Keith is survived by his only son Abhainn, and police have no leads as to the identity or whereabouts of the culprit."

KGWN-TV

"As our very own University of Wyoming says, 'The World Needs More Cowboys,' and that's exactly what I have for you today folks. After chefs in the local Schell's Diner were taken hostage, a Cowboy from legend led the perpetrators outside, and a standoff ensued. Eye witness reports claim the Cowboy shot a lit stick of dynamite from another man's hand, ending the threat before it could take his life, or the lives of the citizens inside. His name has not been released, but we have this photo from the diner." A grainy image shows a man in a leather jacket and cowboy hat pointing a revolver at a musclebound man in a black tank top.
"Our sheriff had only this to say on the matter. 'Cheyenne - Live the Legend...' Now, how will our Cowboys fair against Arizona State in August?"

Local News - Atlantic City, NJ - Local Appearances Stopped

For those who have been following the string of disappearances out of suburbia, they seem to have stopped.  Investigators are unsure as to why, & the trail has gone cold at a small, vacant house on the edge of town.  Some people are claiming witch craft was involved.  Others say these disappearances were the result of cryptid attacks, but local skeptics disagree saying it was the work of a serial killer, and will strike again.  Either way, lets hope these disappearances are gone for good, and the affected families soon get some closure.

More at 10...

Colorado Local news: Disappearances at small park solved by Hero Ricter

On a hot summer day a man drenched in blood hulking a dead red skinned creature with white hair and body type of some hulk like monster would be shown popping up on multiple social media feeds and the like. Of course online and in the media a much cleaner man with out the look of someone who went through a battle would respectfully address the multiple microphones pointed at his face. 

"Evening! Sorry about this impromptu call, I was going for a hike and seemed like someone came by to say 'hi'. Jokes aside I was looking into why a number of people were disappearing and found missing in this region, it had been a problem that I had a hunch about and so I came by. To my surprise it looked as if an Oni was hunting here, and from my guess the main reason for all the dozens of deaths and disappearances around the area."

Stretching as he sighs a bit and flicks his tail he would add, "It goes with out saying that I also found locations where they may have 'done the deed', I'll be working and cooperating fully with law enforcement. Any information I give will be for their use in the following investigation. As for myself I am sorry that I couldn't have come sooner, for those that were slain, but I think the best thing I can do now is make it right."

Perking up he would scratch his head, "Sorry if I sound high and mighty, don't mean to come off that way, but you get what I mean probably. We all have our loose sense of morals, we all work to do things for ourselves, or others we care for. I want to be sure that I do things with the time I have left on this planet, as for what kind of things? Making the world a little safer is why I do what I do. Thank you all for your time, have a pleasant day and I'll stick around for a few questions." He spoke casually. 

The man would answer a couple of questions about what happened, how they managed to take down such a large foreboding monster, while also indicating that he was making a police report as well, obviously.

https//www.cryptoleak.com/home/redirect/whycaldwell8104?

A video link burns blue on Cryptoleak’s front page displaying its title above a view count of 4.78 million: “Why Caldwell?”

Clicking open the link, a video opens across your screen. At first the quality seems terrible…maybe 420p…a smeared landscape of reds and blacks and grays. The audio is loud and crackling, bursting with feedback static. As the image resolves into a smoky rubble-strewn town square, the voice of the camera man makes its way through your speakers. “This can’t be happening…Clark was right there and now he’s. He’s…. shit. Clark!” The camera pans over to a gas station sign…and the legs of a crushed man beneath it. The camera continues to move shakily in the camera man’s grip, as he runs past the rubble covered body. As he runs, a quake goes through the ground, and the camera goes skidding from his grip. The screen goes briefly black as it hits the dirt, but after a pause it’s picked up again. “Gotta run…gotta run. That thing just threw his Chevy like a chew toy.” The camera pans back into the face of the camera man, a young ash covered man running with panic in his eyes. As he runs, his Eagle themed baseball cap falls off behind him, swallowed up in the smoke and flames all around. The town past him looks like the backdrop of a monster movie. The street is littered with pieces of the gas station, a Chevco sign stuck in the ground, a pump upended and hurled into the side of the flower shop across the way. The flower shop is burning, brightly ablaze.

The young guy speaks into the camera. “I might not make it this time, guys. This isn’t fake…this isn’t another movie vlog. This isn’t…Fuck!” He swerves to the right as a street lamp goes flying by his ear. The dust it kicks up as it slams into the ground off screen sends him hurtling back onto his ass, the camera colliding back into the pole. He’s bleeding, a rock sticking through his Tshirt. It hit him pretty badly, and the flames are closing in behind.  Behind him the camera picks something out through the smoke and flames.

A sillouhette…a shape. The shape of a man, almost. A hunched over thing, with 2 legs and 2 arms. It holds what looks to be the flower shop from before over its back like a monolith, if that monolith were being wielded by a pro pitcher. The shop towers above the creature, and yet it holds it with ease. With a howl, it flings the structure towards the man, and right before the camera cuts off he lets off two dying words. “Why…Caldwell?”

The camera goes black for about 5 minutes.

5 minutes of static…and ashy nothing, and the edge of a rock. Then another quake hits the ground, and the camera rolls over, tumbling until it lands next to the carcass of a burning jukebox, a song still faintly playing through its failing speakers.

”And I looked and behold, a pale horse. And his name that sat on him was Death. And Hell followed with him”

The video ends, and the faint blue light of your screen again pours over you. A relief.

Breaking News: Attempted Bank Heist Ends in Tragedy

 In a dramatic turn of events, an attempted bank heist ended in tragedy late last night, leaving three individuals dead and one severely injured. The incident occurred at approximately 11:30 PM at the downtown branch of the Pacific Bank.

Julio Ramos, 20, attempted to break into the bank alongside accomplices Miguel Sanchez, 32, Jesus Martinez, 30, Warren Smith, 29, and Isaac Rios 35. The group triggered an alarm, prompting a swift response from the Police Department.

According to police reports, Julio was encountered by two patrolling officers returning from the vault area after hearing the alarm. A violent confrontation ensued, resulting in Julio sustaining severe injuries despite his efforts to defend himself. Fleeing the scene, he encountered an ongoing shootout between his accomplices and additional responding officers. The chaotic exchange of gunfire led to the deaths of Miguel Sanchez and Jesus Martinez, who managed to fatally wound two officers before being shot themselves. 

Julio Ramos was apprehended at the scene. Being taken into custody, officers stated that "someone needed to be held accountable," leading to his arrest.

Ramos is scheduled to appear in court next month, facing multiple charges, including attempted bank robbery, assaulting a police officer, and felony murder due to the deaths that occurred during the commission of the crime.

Rediscovery of the Crown of Kanda Stirs Controversy

An ancient West African artifact, the Crown of Kanda, was recently rediscovered during an excavation funded and led by eccentric billionaire Alex Mercador. This significant ceremonial piece, revered in several local religions, has been taken to London for restoration, sparking protests in Liberia. Local leadership has been reassured by Mr. Mercador's intentions, asserting that his interest is purely academic and focused on cultural preservation.

"When we uncovered the Crown of Kanda, it was a moment of profound historical significance," said Alex Mercador. "My only intention is to restore this magnificent artifact to its former glory, ensuring its preservation for future generations. I understand the concerns of the local communities, but I assure you, the crown's cultural and spiritual importance remains paramount to me. This is not about possession but about protection and reverence."

Elder Kofi, a respected leader in the local community, commented, "We appreciate the significance of the Crown of Kanda and its place in our heritage. While there are understandable concerns about its removal, we have been in communication with Mr. Mercador and his team. Their commitment to the artifact's restoration and eventual return has been reassuring. We hope that this process will ultimately honor our traditions and respect the crown's cultural importance."

The Crown of Kanda, believed to be over a thousand years old, holds immense cultural and religious significance in West Africa. The excavation, near the historical city of Kanda, aimed to uncover and preserve ancient artifacts in the region.

Following the crown's transfer to London, protests erupted in Monrovia, with activists demanding its immediate return. Demonstrators expressed fears that the crown would be permanently removed from its rightful place. In response, local leaders, including Elder Kofi, engaged in discussions with Mr. Mercador and his team.

Elder Kofi emphasized the need for transparency and collaboration, ensuring that the restoration process aligns with the community's values. Mr. Mercador has pledged to involve local experts in the restoration efforts and to keep the community informed throughout the process.

The rediscovery of the Crown of Kanda is a pivotal moment in the preservation of West African cultural heritage. While its temporary relocation to London has sparked controversy, ongoing dialogue between Mr. Mercador and local leadership aims to ensure the crown's restoration with respect and integrity.

#Freejulio

The famous Drill Rapper Zeke has started a brand new podcast to help promote the sale of their new album as well as work with their co-host, a man by the name of Julio Ramos, and his run-in with the law. The podcast would focus on societal issues, government slip-ups, conspiracy theories, and cryptids. It was interesting to some degree but the viewership was not that high for someone so well known as Zeke. The duo left the airwaves after around 9k people tuned in to listen with the following

Julio: "Check out my books, Paraguas, Inquebrantable, and Egreso, all coming in English soon"

Zeke: "Thank you very much for listening to this Podcast, more in store, and if you want to be a guest on the ZedMan Experience, hit me up on {Social}. Also, take a look at my latest Album: United Killdom. More music is coming in soon too, Peace."

The podcast was aptly named #freeJulio.

#Freejulio

The famous Drill Rapper Zeke has started a brand new podcast to help promote the sale of their new album as well as work with their co-host, a man by the name of Julio Ramos, and his run-in with the law. The podcast would focus on societal issues, government slip-ups, conspiracy theories, and cryptids. It was interesting to some degree but the viewership was not that high for someone so well known as Zeke. The duo left the airwaves after around 9k people tuned in to listen with the following

Julio: "Check out my books, Paraguas, Inquebrantable, and Egreso, all coming in English soon"

Zeke: "Thank you very much for listening to this Podcast, more in store, and if you want to be a guest on the ZedMan Experience, hit me up on {Social}. Also, take a look at my latest Album: United Killdom. More music is coming in soon too, Peace."

The podcast was aptly named #freeJulio.

Alien snakes on a different plane of existence?

A new white paper released by a section of the British museum records an expedition made into an "alien planet" accessed through an unknown means. The paper was published by Dr. Eon, Dr. Lyudi and assisted by Jacob Stern. It included images, and chemical analysis of several samples found during their incursion, including a live sample of a snake work creature. Pictures of the snake have it appearing to be blind, somewhat large, and covered in small finger sized tentacles, which the paper hypothesized to be a tool for it's movement through sand. 

Could this be concrete evidence of alien life? Or has the British museum accidentally hired some crazies? The White paper has been making it's rounds one way or another, and the authors are getting a lot of attention and questions.

The Clown has gone Down

The clown has gone down, and a egg has been smashed!

Messiah in Mikhailovka

A News Title rushes past the screen to reveal a blonde host, accompanied by a much older gentleman.

"Good evening, and welcome to tonight's broadcast. We have a truly remarkable story to share with you all - the incredible tale of a person who saved a town from a terrifying "demon" that had been causing death and destruction among the locals. News of this event has spread, and people have already started calling him- The Messiah. To tell you more, on location now, is Gotovyy Ayvi"

There's some shots of a Russian Town, the forest surrounding it, and some videos overlooking the local Police Department as they rifles hang their rifles next to each other. A different voice narrates over the various scenes in a stereotypical monotone nature:

"Reports began to surface last week of strange occurrences in the small town, with residents going missing under mysterious circumstances. Panic spread throughout the community as the fear of what this wild creature might be, and who might it strike next haunted the locals. In an effort to find, and put the culprit to justice, the town had collected it's resources, and those of neighboring towns to deal with the threat. And so, a hunt was scheduled."

The current shot swipes away to reveal the Newscaster on the scene, standing besides a burly Russian man, wearing a Police Officer's uniform

"We all showed up putting a brave face in order to hunt down this beast. Men and Women, from this town, and the ones around wanted revenge for their families. We took our hunting rifles with us, some even took up their garden tools- we tried to send them away, but they didn't bother. We were prepared however, but we weren't expecting him to show up..."

The camera cuts away to a shaky camera just at the edge of the forest, as a flash of light was seen deep in the dark forest, followed by another video of a man nodding, before disappearing in a bright light, transforming into what looks to be... An Angel. There are multiple shots from different angles, and even an aerial view of the figure in question.

"This claimed real-life footage, amongst many others like it was enough to start a stir in not only the Russian Community, but the Religious as well..."

It returns back to the Newscaster, standing just on the outskirts of the forest, they gesture.

"Accompanied by his followers, The Messiah of Mikhailovka entered into the forest through here, with nothing but sticks and stones, his Herald, two nameless followers, one of them, a child. With words of warning, and promise of victory, they convinced those who gathered up for a fight to stand down and allow them to handle the situation on their own. And handle it, they did:"

There are shots of the forest, and some crime scene tape. Police officers move about, accompanied by some ambulances and snooping locals.

"What was expected to be a nightlong Manhunt, turned into a quick expedition, and an instant end to the terror, as one witness to the event stated:"

A local man starts speaking to the Newscaster, their face mosaiced to hide their identity.

"It was like they were touched by the hand of God. One moment, an Angel started running towards a Demon, the next, the Demon fell unconscious. At first I was afraid, I was petrified. Thinking I was in danger too, I shot at their side. I missed, but- I didn't expect to spend that night like that, and I didn't know how to feel after how I did them wrong, but with prayer, I grew strong- and I learnt how to get along."

A crowd of Russian people start cheering and chanting, mugs and bottles of alcohol alongside the man in question:

"And just who is this person exactly? The man who not only saved the lives of future victims, but also banished demons from this plane?"

The camera sets upon two people at the center of a crowd, praising them, laughing, and sharing humble conversations.

"A tourist named Jimmy Rockwell, a man, proclaimed to be, the Messiah of Mikhailovka..."

It returns back to the Newscaster, standing just on the outskirts of the forest, they gesture.

"While there is speculation on the validity of this claim, there is no doubt in the minds and words of the people in Mikhailovka and the surrounding towns, that he was a miracle sent by God himself... This is Gotovyy Ayvi, signing off..."

A news title swipes the screen, and immediately after, the old man besides the News Anchor slams a slap down of documents.
"BULLSH*T!"

The rest of the program is dedicated to debunking the video, and trashing on Jimmy's name and life, with alot of religious fanatics either showing support or condemnation for Rockman's childish fantasy.


TOP COMMENT ON THE NEWS FORUM
"Rockman vs. Matrinaga, When?"

Wreck of an Ancient Ship Found on the Coast of Brazil

The "Ivanovna's Veil," an 18th-century Russian schooner, was discovered eerily adrift off the coast of Brazil, sparking a mix of awe and fear among the local populace. Shrouded in legend, the ghost ship bore the weathered scars of countless storms, its tattered sails whispering secrets of the past. The Ivanovna's Veil had vanished over two centuries ago, lost to the treacherous waters of the North Atlantic. Now, inexplicably, it had reappeared thousands of miles from where it was last seen, a spectral vessel seemingly untouched by time. Its decks were eerily empty, the only sound the gentle lapping of waves against its hull. Fishermen and beachgoers were the first to spot the haunting silhouette on the horizon, and news of the discovery spread quickly through nearby villages. Many gathered along the shore, a mix of curiosity and dread in their eyes, whispering tales of cursed voyages and ghostly crews. Some claimed to see flickering lanterns aboard the ship at night, while others swore they heard faint, otherworldly voices carried on the sea breeze. The appearance of the Ivanovna's Veil became a local sensation, a mysterious relic from a bygone era, leaving everyone to wonder what dark tales lay behind its ghostly voyage and why it had returned after so many years.

The authorities soon apprehended the Ivanovna's Veil, towing the ghostly schooner into the nearest port for inspection. Maritime experts and historians eagerly examined the vessel, marveling at its remarkably preserved condition. Despite its eerie history, the ship was deemed structurally sound and entered into a judicial auction. The auction drew significant attention, attracting collectors, historians, and curious onlookers alike. Ultimately, the winning bid came from Alex Mercador, a billionaire lawyer, philanthropist, and stock market celebrity known for his eclectic tastes and high-profile acquisitions. Mercador, fascinated by the ship's mysterious past and potential historical significance, saw the Ivanovna's Veil as both an investment and a philanthropic opportunity. He announced plans to restore the schooner and display it in a maritime museum, where it could captivate and educate the public about its storied past.

OWL Retrieves a Mysterious New Specimen as the Sun Screams.

Strange and inconclusive sightings have placed an OWL evac helicopter on Mount Olympus today. No one knows why they might have been there or what they may have retrieved. OWL spokespeople have refused to comment at this time, and video evidence surrounding the alleged retrieval is being heavily scrutinized as being falsified.

An attached video clip shows a distant view of a helicopter on a mountain lifting off after several indistinguishable figures board. Then a strange time-lapse effect seems to take place as the helicopter lifts off as the sun immediately sets from what seems to be late afternoon and night passes suddenly before the sun rises again. All while the helicopter departs what is presumably Mount Olympus. Then the sun un-rises, the night reverses and the sun un-sets back to its original position.

Many skeptics are calling this video bunk and video magic trickery as no one outside of the immediate town of Karya claims to have seen this event.

Conflicting Claims on the Death of Corporal Stirner

Melissa and Margaret Stirner, the wife and mother of Corporal Brent Stirner, a veteran of the Iraq war, recently appeared on Jonas Alexander's internet show. Jonas is renowned for giving a platform to bizarre and outlandish conspiracies from all across America, and the pair of hysterical women seemed to be in line with his usual guests. They alleged that the government had covered up Brent's death after he was killed at a secret government facility in an undisclosed location, that there had been a massive cover-up, and that they weren't even allowed to see the body.

"The Old Globe Society is doing wild, crazy stuff all across America, and the mainstream media won't cover it!", Jonas exclaimed on-air, "They have stuff you wouldn't even believe. Cryptids trained to act as attack animals, noroviruses that'll kill you deader than a hammer, murderbots, space aliens, and more! I wouldn't cover this if I didn't believe it, people. What happened to Brent is part of a pattern, and we need to wake up to this before more of our loved ones are killed by the death-worshipping goblins that now run this country!"

When asked to respond to these allegations, a military official confirmed Brent's death, but claimed a much more likely story: Brent had been assigned to handle various logistical duties after returning from his second tour, and was killed in an explosion. After an internal investigation, they determined this was due to improper handling on Corporal Stirner's part. Condolences were made to the aggrieved family, and it was promised that his body would be returned to them soon.

British Billionaire invests into Pessina Enterprises

Sir Benedict Hollysmith, owner of Hollysilver Mines, recently got into good standing with Pessina Enterprises and announced that he will invest into a joint venture. Although the specifics are not clear to the public, there are many different speculations, ranging from analysts assuming simple expansion of the mine business to some conspiracy forums insisting on a kind of cryptozoology trade deal. Giovanni Pessina, head of Pessina Enterprises, is a very secretive person and we were not able to speak to him personally, but we managed to get a few words out of the legend Benedict Hollysmith himself:

"There are a handful of critics that show concern for the future of the Hollysmith name, and all our holdings, but I assure those who question this venture, that this will bring ample opportunity not only to my name, but to the Pessina, and those employed"

It is rumored this partnership came to be at one of Pessina's regularly hosted exclusive events, but we will report any future devleopments.


Excerpt from the Business Insider - Monaco

Paper Penis Still Standing In Appalachians

[The following information can be found on a variety of entertainment and world news platforms, such as from Buzzfeed, Yahoo, etc.]

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PAPER PENIS STILL STANDING IN APPALACHIANS

ERECTED SEVERAL MONTHS AGO, EXPERTS BELIEVE IT TO BE INDESTRUCTIBLE

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THE APPALACHIANS ARE VANDALIZED

On March 1st, 2024, hikers trekking through the Appalachian Trail came across a shocking sight in the middle of their journey. A massive phallic structure, appearing to be a hyper-realistic penis made from paper, loomed over the scenery from atop the mountain range. Towering at over fifty stories in height, the strange and sudden appearance of the penis has remained the subject of much controversy, conspiracy theories, and discussion over the past few months as it continues to stand tall.

Seemingly erected overnight, the penile paper structure is believed to be supernatural in nature due to its strange properties. Furthermore, footage, pictures, and media all reveal the penis to be surprisingly well crafted. Despite its provocative design, its strangely high level of detail and the accuracy in its proportions are notable even at a glancing look. At random intervals throughout the month, it has even been recorded to suddenly spout confetti from its tip.

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ALL DEMOLITION ATTEMPTS FAIL

Despite several attempts over the following months, the paper penis has withstood all attempts to bust it down.

Several demolition crews were hired during the initial week of its debut to assist in destroying the structure. Using all sorts of machinery such as excavators, bulldozers, and even wrecking balls, most believed the penis would be removed within just a few days. However, even with their combined efforts, nothing seemed to work. In fact, throughout the whole process, the penis remained without a scratch or any hint of damage from the machinery.

Soon enough, it became somewhat of a contest to see what could take the paper penis down. To the protest of some environmentalists and local residents, methods such as controlled explosions, fire, and even chemical substances were employed in an effort to destroy the structure. Yet as it was before, nothing even left a dent in it.

“Yeah man, I ‘unno what to tell you,” said Harry Cox, an ordinance handler from Massachusetts hired for the demolition efforts. “S**t ain’t normal, that’s all I can say. Me and my boys threw everything we had at that d**k. Dynamite, TNT, you name it. Nothing. Never seen anything like that in all my years. Load of bulls**t, really.”

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PUBLIC REACTIONS

Since its erection, the paper penis has continued to be the main topic of various controversies, debates, and more from the public.

“It’s crude, juvenile, provocative, and quite frankly, inappropriate,” said Hugh Janus, a concerned parent and frequent hiker of the trail. “My family used to go up that trail every year. Generational tradition. Now? I gotta explain to my daughter what a penis is. Whoever’s responsible for this ought to be thrown in a cell.”

While detractors of the structure appear to be the most vocal about its existence, a few have spoken up in defense of the penis. “I don’t see the big deal with it,” said Mike Hawk, a local resident from a small town near the trail. “Well, I mean, I see that it’s big, but I think people are overreacting. It’s kinda humorous actually. Reminds me of my days doodling doodlers on desks in middle school.”

The penis has even been interpreted as a work of art from some experts, critics, and advocates for it. “I think it’s rather avant-garde in this day and age,” said Eric Shun, an art professor from the University of Pennsylvania. “The public may shy away from nudity, but what else could be a more honest expression for humanity?”

The Appalachian Trail Conservancy has since attempted to find an alternate route through the trail to avoid the penis, to no avail. A disclaimer about the structure's existence is now placed on their website in the Trail Updates section. In the meantime, a few local travel groups have opened up business offering tours of the penis and its surroundings.

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(If this World Event is formatting weirdly on the website, it may also be read through this Google Document https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ksm7dzvLMASxL63QB-K1Kd_mD-JP3LiLXexriY3FqIE/edit?usp=sharing 

Abandoned warehouse burns in Seattle harbour district.

Thank you, Jane, for that wonderful story.  In other news... late last evening, in what police are calling 'vagrant activity', a warehouse in the Seattle harbour district caught fire and ultimately was destroyed.

[There's a picture of a pair of fire trucks spraying water onto a burning warehouse late at night].

Currently, police believe the area was an encampment that likely failed to practice fire safety - apparently this is an increasing issue with the growing numbers of unhoused.  Will we see more of these fires in coming months and years?

In any case, thankfully, only property was lost, as police report no bodies were discovered after the blaze.

Next up - what to do with so many kittens in SPCA shelters?  We talk about the benefits of adopting a cat...

[There's a picture of a kitten behind a plastic wall looking at the camera].

Martin Eberhard found dead after Florida Drinking Spree; the Cause is Suicide

[Channel 7 News, Tuesday Night]

“Martin Eberhard, former CEO of Tesla, was found dead on his foyer floor last week with a gun in his hand. His death has been ruled a suicide, and it makes a lot of sense. I’m Jim Bennet, your host for tonight’s news, bringing you the latest in breaking news” says a man in a tall suit with delicately coiffed weatherman’s hair. 

“Now Jill, what do the locals have to say about it?”

A woman with blonde hair highlights and a Channel 7 blazer answers through the TV, microphone in hand, “I’ve been all around Daytona the last week Jim, and the people here have all corroborated what the authorities have said Eberhard went on a legendary drinking spree leading up to the time of the event. Locals have reported him going to every bar around here from Salty Pint all the way to Miller’s Ale House. And it wasn’t just drinking. Locals have stated that Mr. Eberhard filled them with a sense of discomfort, and was multiple times escorted out of certain watering holes for his provacative actions and lack of tact. Then, after he was run out of most of the bars in town, we had last week’s event. Almost nobody I talked to was surprised.”

Jim speaks up to the camera again, “The authorities weren’t surprised to hear the news either and neither is America. Though Mr. Eberhardt’s loss is a tragedy for America, this downfall has been the end of a long story. 

Allow me to take you through it tonight…”

(the news anchor continues with the story of Martin Eberhardt’s rise to wealth and power, and the most crippling blow he ever received to it when he was fired by Tesla’s board for incompetence shortly before Musk took over the company).

Elon Musk Makes an Announcement...

Elon Musk has finally come out with a statement in regard to the joint session after the bill passed allowing soldiers and the US military to begin preparing for a more offensive-oriented mindset when it comes to supernatural entities in the world. 

"Hello! I'd like to announce that my companies will be working hand in hand with the government to improve both the lives of those who wish to be free, as well as help our men and women in the armed service to begin stopping all the horrible things that have been happening both her in the united states as well as all around the world. Today I'm announcing the Neuro-Link program, a way to augment our soldiers with cutting-edge technology, and steel them against the untold horrors of the monsters we now have to face daily."

"No longer will we have to face the threat of these monsters attacking our families..." He'd pan to a show of a woman, well known to be the woman who had her children stitched to her body and her husband killed. "No longer will we have to live in fear of these people stealing from us..." He'd pan to a number of people who have had many thing stolen from them in the past few months. "No longer will we stand for these supernatural animals, it's time we go on the offensive, and with my help, I'll make sure that humanity. No, AMERICA is #1!" 

This news comes only days after the events of the Seattle killings, and by the looks of it, production has already begun...

Sulivan Mafia Ring Crushed!

The news in Seatle will be abuzz with numerous stories of what happened during just one night...

Officials found around 42 members of the Sulivan mafia dead and killed by an unknown person last night, police were called all throughout the city as this mass murder event seemed to target drug, cartel, weapons, and other prime targets that the police had spent years aiming to track and locate. No information has been gained as to what may have happened or who might have done this but it would seem they were stabbed with spear-like objects with a sharp point, many sustaining cuts and gashes, and none of those attacked lived past their initial encounter.

The community response has been mixed, with many residents fearful that whom ever had done this was enacting their own brand of justice on the community. Many of the victim's families reported the following, "My son was an upstanding man who did nothing wrong! He worked hard and did everything to protect his family!" Said one of the victim's mothers paired beside and picture of the man who was killed who had a number of face tatoo's and was booked on sexual assault charges and possible weapon possession charges too.

The police have also commented on what has happened, stating the following. "We have very little to no information that could help us work to solve the murders done. If anyone has any info regarding the events that happened please contact the Seatle police department, we will keep any information and your identity private and ensure your safety. For the deaths themselves, these people were horrible, they used their money and influence to cause untold harm to our city, however, we must go through the proper channels of the law to put them to justice. This is not justice."

Although well-known police telegrams and forums have been popping up with praise for the vigilante who committed these acts, stating: "Whoever the fuck did all this has my FULL support, I hope they fucking kill all these deadbeat criminals." or "I know the department needs to save face but the majority of us want to see whoever this is just going to town on these fuckers, they killed Michael last year, I have no sympathy for any of them." All of course under unknown usernames and anonymous posts. 

The crime rate in Seatle has dropped by a whopping 3% since this event, a statistics poll done weeks after this coverage finds. Local gangs in the area have been seen a lot less, and although it has brought about some peace, many live in fear of this unknown entity enacting its own brand of justice. All this after a serge of vigilantism and vandalism coming from more supernatural entities in the world, could this be the start of supernatural people wishing to rule over us like some form of Justice League?...

Hostel Hold Up and Upcoming Academic Conferences

A recent bold theft in Grenoble, France serves as a grim reminder to both tourists and citizens alike. Police are still searching for the culprits of the midnight theft, suspected of targeting visitors, and especially women traveling alone.

As a leader in scientific research, and a university town, Grenoble is especially vulnerable to criminals that pray visitors and guests. Local law enforcement reminds the citizens of their duty to report suspicious activity and suspected bad actors.

Travellers are urged to keep a close eye on their belongings, store valuables such as passports and credit cards separately, avoid empty areas, and travel in groups whenever possible.

A rich group got heat stroke in California forest

After going out on a hike in a damp forest a rich California local with another friend pass out from a heat stroke or stress. Authorities recommend people in the area to stay well hydrated and relax.

Strange, Unconfirmed "Metahuman" Conflict in Russo-Ukranian Conflict

"Unconfirmed anonymous leaks of a possible superhuman conflict in the Russian-occupied territory of Ukraine."

(A recent upload on CryptoLeaks shows a strange, tall, muscular, and possibly metallic woman falling out of the sky and landing on a BTR-90 APC, crushing the back half partially, while a masked bear-like person and a man wearing heavy winter clothes in summer are pulling a Russian soldier from the APC. The woman hops onto the ground nearby and the other two release the soldier. There is an unheard conversation that takes place before the woman charges the hairy man with a large maul. The large hairy man with what looks to be a bear claw strikes her head and the man in the heavy parka forms large ice knives and throws them freezing her arm. She falls over incapacitated and is disarmed and taken prisoner before the other two depicted retrieve four men from the back of the APC and leave.)

Eccentric Billionaire Advocates for Enhanced Human Sports Leagues.

"This is Dave with Channel 5 News, we're coming to you today with a couple of unexpected guests; Dr. Minghua Szeto and the catgirl known online only as Smoldep." The camera pans to an odd couple, a vaguely Asian-looking, fem-presenting person with one blue eye and one green and walnut-colored hair, pale but otherwise average-looking, and a tan-skinned, freckled, pink-haired catgirl.

"Dr. Szeto I understand you are here to advocate for 'enhanced human sports leagues' is that correct?" Dave inquires, opening the line of questioning.

"I am, the idea came to me when I met another young gentleman who could not be present today. He's a magically gifted semi-professional surfer, inspired by such luminaries as Joe von Barish..." Minghua nervously begins to explain.

"Ah yes, I think we all remember 'The Surfing God's appearance at the Tudor Nazare Surfing Championship almost a year ago now." Dave responds, remembering the reports detailing the supernatural events of last year's competition.

“Enhanced surfing is like, gonna be the most epick sport of all time. It’s gonna be way cooler than the Olympics or whatever. Think of all the crazy plays ya’ll are gonna see from magickal competitors. TLDR W magical surfing championship, L regular sports.” Smoldep interjects with a crazed gleam in her eyes.

Dave seems a little put off by the sudden excited interruption from the internet gamer catgirl.

Minghua uses this to continue to their point, "Exactly, my friend, in fact, looks at John von Barish IV as an inspiration, and it gave me the idea that if there were leagues that were regulated specifically for these enhanced individuals to compete the spectacle could be an incredibly innovative field of entertainment."

"I see. So why are you wanting to start with surfing? Doesn't it seem like an obscure sport?" Dave inquires incredulously.

"In part because of Brody's sport of choice is surfing, and Mr. von Barish's rather public display following his win at last year's championship. It seems that the air around the sport is especially ripe for supernatural involvement." Dr. Minghua Szeto answers earnestly.

"Well, I can definitely say there is precedence there." Dave answers before continuing, "As for you Smoldep, will you be competing? And how did you come to be a catgirl?"

"Oh, these things?" she gestures at her ears and tail "I gottem through Gen Wyld."

Dave gives her a moment to elaborate further before concluding, "Well I think that's all we have time for. Our next guest is a..."

The news continues into the morning, and internet hits on "Enhanced Human Sports" swells for a time before suddenly being silenced, many suspect Elon Musk's involvement.

The Altruistic Construction Worker!

A news reporter stands at his little desk in front of a camera, holding a script, he brings up his arm, with a photo of Ricter there.

"Meet Ricter! Outed as being a supernatural being, yet that hasn't phased him away from his Altruistic good side. He was reported to have helped in subduing The Horned Serpent responsible for poisoning the waterways around North and South Dakota and many deaths!

He was seen working to put out the Great Michigan Fire with a number of others, saving many lives, direction traffic, and putting out suffocating fires!

Now just recently, he has gone out of his way to build the equivalent of a million and a half dollars worth of houses! Donating them to family that have lost their home in the terrible Michigan forest fire... Oh how amazing he is, despite all the discrimination he has gotten for just being special. This is why we must live and protect them! Supernatural people are good! Look at Mark Collins and Iryna! now we have Ricter too!"

The man starts going on a rant as it can be heard from the background "Cut! CUT!!!"

Multiple articles will drop as well, bringing attention to Ricter and the stronger idea that with super's help, humanity WILL recover from world problems and may even advance further!

local man takes the fight to the cartels

the Honduran police force are on the lookout for a man who was seen on camera today taking the fight to the local cartels, he is 5 foot 9 inch and has black hair wearing a t-shirt and jeans as well as a black glove on one hand was seen this morning taking the fight to the Cartels he was assisted by 20 armed men who seemed to be following his orders, they did not wear any identifying patches but worked with great efficiency, if anyone knows of the man that matches the description that was seen on cameras and bystanders please report him to your local authority.

Ninja Bear

Article Written by: Jonathon Matthews

A Panda, Xin Bao, meaning new treasure of prosperity and abundance, was stolen from the San Diego Zoo. A man was caught on camera leading the panda away from its enclosure, if you see anyone meeting the description of a short Filipino man about four foot eleven tall wearing an under-Armour sweatshirt as well as a covid mask and khakis, please report them to the local authorities for questioning, an additional oddity the camera caught the panda carefully following him and seemingly obeying his orders that he seemed to be giving to the Panda.

Xie Feng, a representative of China’s Ministry of Foreign affairs put forth a public statement last Tuesday in regards to the disappearance of the panda Xi Bao last week, criticizing the US’s handling of the matter. According to the representative in his latest X (Twitter) post, “America proves once again that it cannot handle the responsibility of caring for our national treasures. We will be ceasing our work with @ZoologicalAssociationofAmerica and @SanDiegoZoo. Our national treasures should rest where they belong, in our great and prosperous nation.”

Following this statement, the Memphis Zoo as well as several others responded with public announcements that their panda exhibits would be closing in accordance with the ending of this longstanding partnership.

Anatoly Caligriostro dies in tragic car accident

A snippet of a video recorded CNN report:

“
Anatoly Caligriostro…wealthy patron of the San Francisco Golden Warriors tragically passed away during a commute last week to LA. His family has issued a statement, and according to his son Boris, “My father only wanted to make San Francisco a better place. I’ll see that it will be”. 

It seems like, though the city mourns his passing, his legacy rests in good hands with Boris. “ -Joshua Craigston, reporter for Channel 7

(A few comments under the youtube video say less savory things such as “good. The leech is dead”, and comment on Anatoly’s underground connections. Others are glowingly positive about the man, praising his generous donations to the city’s proud basketball team)

Terrorist responsible for the destruction of the "Charging Bull" statue in NYC apprehended!

A terrorist identified as Angus Irwin has been apprehended in a joint law enforcement effort, government officials have stated that he has been moved to a secure undisclosed location but have refused to make any other comment. In other news, other inmates with alleged supernatural abilities in separate maximum-security prison facilities have been moved as well to an undisclosed location(s). Again no comment has been made. The count is no less than three supposedly supernaturally gifted convicts have been moved to parts unknown. 

To where and for what reason have these fatal felons been moved to is unknown, but many speculate that this may be a coordinated response to recent events involving the attack on naval bases and other strange disturbances. Has a spending bill meant to respond to these supernatural attacks been approved? Or has a previous bill had funding redistributed to start working on these efforts? Were all of these individuals moved to the same or different facilities? Key politicians have denied these allegations, but it is clear that these actions are in a clear response to the recent increase in supernatural activity. 

Further investigations have only led to dead ends, leading some to believe that the government may be attempting to cover the whole thing up. Such allegations have been unilaterally denied, but no comment has been made explaining the situation beyond a need to maintain national security. All that is known is that the most dangerous criminals in potentially the world are being moved and no one knows where.

Terrorist attack on the "Charging Bull" statue in New York City, 2 officers dead

News report by Joffrey Dinglenutt

"Joffery reporting in, Last night, at approximately 2 AM, there was a terrorist attack on the charging bull in New York City, through the use of chemicals, the charging bull was blown up, lethally injuring a officer nearby. We have reports of the man who was seen at the scene doing it, utilizing ice abilities. In their process of escaping, they murdered an officer! Oh the cruelty, this is why we must have laws in regards to these supernatural beings!"

Joffery appears disgruntled and passionate about the subject. 

There are photos and video of what happened. The area where the charging bull is has chunks of metal and bloodstains. Leaving behind a taped off scene, the area is quarantined off.

Naval Amphibious Base Coronado Attacked!

Only days after the announcement of France and the US government working with Elon Musk would something else enter the airwaves. The US government would soon give a press conference related to a possible attack that was done on their naval base. It is unknown the full details about what or who they were, but they seemed to be an invisible person with the ability to move at subsonic and possibly sonic speeds, maybe related to the events that happened too long ago.

On evaluation, the military would announce nothing was taken and that those responsible will be questioned or defeated, however, they will say that their conventional means of dealing with them seemed to not cut it. Almost begging Congress to do something in regard to the event that just happened.  

This information has put fear and doubt in the US military's readiness and ability to take down and defend against supernatural threats, causing Congress to begin pushing a 1 trillion dollar spending bill, the biggest spending bill for the Pentagon, ever done. Their goal is to begin making technology and start training soldiers on dealing with every kind of supernatural threat as top scientists, weapons manufacturers, and now military strategists are looking into ways to stop all these occurrences. Once and for all...

France and USA Working With Elon Musk

A number of blurry sightings and occurrences have been happening around the world in a matter of days lately. It was first noticed as US military intelligence agency has been picking up sonic speed movement from their coastlines and had noticed it heading towards the EU. From there barely even a day later the same sonic disturbances were recorded near a beach on California. It's unknown as to what has been causing this or why, but many sightings of a flying yellow raft skidding along the water have been picked up on cameras with what looked to be a number of bottles strapped to it. This may tie into the recent robbery of the Remy Cointreau company which makes some of the most expensive drinks in the world.

The two governments have begun looking into possible supernatural means of what may have caused all this as no damage, nor heavy recourse has come up, and with only stolen property being the main possible drive for this investigation it's not being taken too seriously as if this were a security risk. However, both France and the US have begun working on possible sonic speed sonar technology that could maybe help with catching more activity if more events like this have come up or will come up in the future. The government is willing to work with any prospecting companies or entities to look into the matter or find a good solution to better identify what may be happening.

As a side note a meme going around the internet has been detailing a drunk ghost just wanting to get a nice buzz going. People are calling them Buzzed Steve, and think that they're the cause of what happened near the Panama Canal. Others just think it's some false flag to cause strife between the US and France, believing this all to be some excuse to have the two powers work towards a super weapon of sorts. Regardless of what you think its certain that no one as of yet knows what is going on and why, however, Elon Musk has mentioned that he may be interested in helping the government with this slight problem using his vast wealth and technology to use his satellites to possibly gather information. 

France and USA Working With Elon Musk

A number of blurry sightings and occurrences have been happening around the world in a matter of days lately. It was first noticed as US military intelligence agency has been picking up sonic speed movement from their coastlines and had noticed it heading towards the EU. From there barely even a day later the same sonic disturbances were recorded near a beach on California. It's unknown as to what has been causing this or why, but many sightings of a flying yellow raft skidding along the water have been picked up on cameras with what looked to be a number of bottles strapped to it. This may tie into the recent robbery of the Remy Cointreau company which makes some of the most expensive drinks in the world.

The two governments have begun looking into possible supernatural means of what may have caused all this as no damage, nor heavy recourse has come up, and with only stolen property being the main possible drive for this investigation it's not being taken too seriously as if this were a security risk. However, both France and the US have begun working on possible sonic speed sonar technology that could maybe help with catching more activity if more events like this have come up or will come up in the future. The government is willing to work with any prospecting companies or entities to look into the matter or find a good solution to better identify what may be happening.

As a side note a meme going around the internet has been detailing a drunk ghost just wanting to get a nice buzz going. People are calling them Buzzed Steve, and think that they're the cause of what happened near the Panama Canal. Others just think it's some false flag to cause strife between the US and France, believing this all to be some excuse to have the two powers work towards a super weapon of sorts. Regardless of what you think its certain that no one as of yet knows what is going on and why, however, Elon Musk has mentioned that he may be interested in helping the government with this slight problem using his vast wealth and technology to use his satellites to possibly gather information. 

Cryptid Ballroom Blitz! Experts Predict an Upcoming Crisis!

Article Written by: Jonathon Matthews

Cryptids are nothing new in today’s day and age. If anything, they are a hot topic of debate between those that desire to exploit them, those that want to protect them, and those that want to destroy them. The acts of intelligent supernaturals have swayed the argument in all three directions, but this time the problem is being addressed with regards to what experts are predicting as “The Next Crisis” on par with Ghoul Fever:

- In the West, this new Apex Predator situation is getting out of hand. Researchers are stumped and making very little headway with regard to how they appeared and how they even operate. The Occult Wildlife Landing assures the populace that they are doing their best, but progress is slow, alleging to the elusiveness of this species. The natural predators across the entire Northwestern USA have noticeably decreased in numbers and Wildlife Preservation is scrambling for a solution…

- Continuing on, did you feel like your own infestation of rodents was bad enough? Well, Chicago rat population is making sure that the residents are feeling the heat. Literally. I know it sounds crazy, but these rats are breathing fire. Thankfully, the Chicago FD is hard at work to keep the city from burning down, but this is a war of attrition that is quickly costing Illinois billions of dollars, including the destruction of the Cub Stadium. And even worse, despite the authorities efforts, the problem seems to be spreading. Michigan Representative, Gretchen Whitmer, has warned that they will take drastic action if the problem reaches Michigan borders…

- Moving to the East, Northern New York is being overrun with a situation straight out of a B-rated manga. Goblins had been sighted in the Central Park of New York. Authorities initially had wanted to wall off the supposed cave with concrete, but after several dozen yards were poured in, NYPD elected to just seal off the entrance from pedestrians and call the problem solved. Unfortunately, Cryptoleak sightings have suggested that the problem is not simply just going to go away. Of course, the videos are a bit dubious, but some of them suggest that these Goblins are capable of manipulating water, fire, wind, and lava. Researchers are assuming that the species “Homo-goblinus” have some ulterior method of travel underground, but no one who has traversed inside has come back, drone surveillance is ineffective, and underground scans are unverified and inconclusive…

- Speaking of Michigan, two of its current Cryptid problems remain largely unresolved. The White Stag in Northern Michigan is already an aggressive and territorial creature, but ever since the Michigan fires, that problem has only been exacerbated. Residents are reporting break-ins with firearms proving to be a surprisingly ineffective deterrent. Casualties are dissuading the populace and despite the efforts of Animal Control, not only are people being hospitalized, but some of them are dying. A significant number of residents have made the tough decision to move, leaving thousands of homes abandoned.

- Furthermore, the numerous Gargoyle statues littered around Detroit are still a looming problem. While Detroit PD is assuring the populace that someone must be moving them, the population is convinced that they are moving on their own. And oddly enough, nobody is taking action to move them, leaving them a constant nuisance.

- And as for a fun little bonus, Hawaii is reporting that a Shark wearing a wrestling mask has been sighted off its coast. Most believe the video of this shark suplexing a goat is merely a clever use of video fx, but I would beg to differ. In fact, I plan to take a visit to see it for myself, so make sure to subscribe to The Daily Cryptid for that upcoming article!

It may be important to pick up a firearm and proper training to protect yourselves from these rapidly spreading Cryptids. Consider taking the Daily Cryptid firearms training course for only $79.99 a month for 3 months. Become a seasoned sharpshooter in no time!

Great Plains Saved! The Hero's Striking Comments Shake the Mid-United States!

After the death of the Horned Serpent a man named Ricter Casenger will have called in the help of local construction crews to haul the creature from the environment, calling for a press conference only a day later. With striking blue slitted eyes, he would address the press pool that would wish to get his take on what happened. "Hello, I hope your days are going well. For those in the South and North Dekota I am sure they will be able to sleep better at night with the capture of this creature. From what I gathered due to subduing the creature using some of my capabilities, it was the cause of the local acid degradation and destruction of the environment."

He'd clear his throat, "The creature was of course not native to the environment and caused untold amounts of fear, death to indigenous animals, and plagued the area. As such I'm sure that OWL will be able to handle the further movement of the creature once myself, and those who are currently working with me, fish it out of the water. For the future I plan on additionally helping with any reconstruction efforts and will talk to the local populations on how best to help where I can."

He would give a soft sigh and add, "Although we can't fix everything, this being all the damage and pain that has happened, we will do our best to try and fix threats that come up. Whether supernatural, environmental, or colossal. Myself, and others who wish to do good in the world will do what we can to help. Thank you for your time." With that he would take only a few questions, mostly about the creature and how it was taken down. He'd detail that it was felled using a combination of conventional arms and wind-like capabilities, from there he would only answer questions about the creature and its problems. Before he would walk away, a tail swaying behind him. 

Questions from local media and viewers are split, questioning the existence of supernatural vigilantes, and those who see this as a sign of potential change.

Museum of England prepares for new expedition of some sort.

It seems like the museum of England is preparing some new research project. Several of their regular contractors have been contacted, and they have ordered a large quantity of supplies.  No press has officially been released.

This seems to follow from new discovery by some combination of Dr. Sarah Eon, and Dr. Christina Lyudi, supported by Museum worker Jacob Sterns. Sources inside the Museum state that Dr. Eon has been working on a new project, potentially a new language, or manner of encryption. The language is reported to use a variety of symbol's not seen before, potentially used as a manner of encryption.

It is unknown what this means for future museum exhibits and updates. To get more news on this as it develops, make sure to like comment and subscribe! Hit that bell icon bellow, it really helps out the channel.

(This is posted by a small local YouTube with less than 1000 subscribers. Most contractors won't have heard anything unless directly involved with the museum of England at this time)

Random Disappearances

Carolyne, Carlyle, and Carmine Cedar as well as many of their friends and family have gone missing, Carmine's 17th birthday was happening at the time when they all vanished. Police and law enforcement have been investigating the sudden disappearances but no evidence nor anything related to the event has sprung up, this includes video evidence of what may have happened. The police are not ruling out foul play but currently, they have no leads, for now, the Cedar's extended family has offered a possible bounty to find them again. But nothing has come up so far.

AIR WOLF!

1. Several videos have been posted from passengers on Delta Flight 415 last Friday depicting a werewolf openly brawling with an unknown assailant. Passengers advise that the wolf subdued her opponent and restrained her until the plane could land and authorities could be brought in to control the situation. No civilian casualties were reported.

Diamond of the Sky God

Reports have come in all over the EU news channels that the British Museum has recovered a large cut gemstone from an old tomb some days ago. The gem is said to hold massive significance to Egyptian and Arabian culture, believing that whoever holds it will be given the powers of the gods. Although the artifact is under the care of the museum it is not being displayed, however, the museum has pointed out that they will happily allow tours of their other much more interesting exhibits instead.

"This find will be an excellent collection for the museum, we will be working to restore the diamond to its former glory however we can't display it due to both concerns of possible theft as well as our wish to keep relics like this in a well-controlled environment. But we are more than willing to give out tours of our upcoming fossil exhibits for free to the public." said a spokesperson for the British Museum in a short interview.

Strange new website...

On some YouTube videos about a iceberg on the dark web, occasionally, one will mention about "Contractorpedia" a odd website that appeared out of nowhere. The website doesn't appear to have any information, and is secured by odd terms about harbingers and... contracts. Just another fleeting website amongst the numerous in the dark web. As such, it has evaded the eyes of many due to its small userbase and just exist. Some suspect its someone personal project.

https://contractorpedia.fandom.com/wiki/Contractorpedia_Wiki

Contractors with a 3 in tech may easily gain access to this website under the darkweb. 

(please contact @GreenAppll for any moves regarding it)

Anyone attempting to access the website will now see that it appears to be indefinitely loading.

Tiger Lily Gang on the Rise in Mexico!

"After a disturbing event involving an apartment massacre involving a local gang, The Tiger Lily, reports show that the targeted gang has begun ramping up operations across the Southern North American country."

"Just as well, reports of rabid men with incredible strength roam the streets at night and terrorize the local populace! The police are overwhelmed and some dare to say that they are afraid! Tune in for updates."

The Boston Third Herald reports—The Crimson Scare

Keep an eye out citizens, for the “Azure Witch”.

(A photo is shown of a Russian woman with blond highlights, standing on a smoking motorcycle crackling with electricity standing on top of a smoking car, with an unconscious man at the wheel of this vehicle under the cracked and crumpled windshield, captioned the Azure Witch). 

This suspected Russian spy disrupted a Black Veil Brides concert last weekend, landing from the top of Millenium Tower onto the busy street below. 

John Kashmere lies hospitalized because of her heinous actions. 

It seems that Russia has sent spies into our great nation for the first time since the Cold War…keep an eye out, America!

Deleware Ohio Disappearances

A local news channel has been running a cycle detailing the following:

"Gregory Jefferies, Ezekiel Medez, Orlanzo Gonzalas, Nathan Mendel, Emil Derenger, and Oliver Williams have all gone missing after being last seen working at a local train yard. These six men were last seen on March 12th at 8:30 pm, traffic cameras would indicate that they were meeting here around said time, and from what could be seen no other witnesses have come forward."

"This is only days after a father, uncle, and daughter were found dead in their home. Its been reported that the father and uncle were attacked with a bladed weapon while the 7-year-old daughter was forced into taking drugs and overdosed on them. Investigations have begun for the killing spree that has seemingly cropped up in Ohio."

The broadcast would show the faces of these men, all showing tattoos and indications of gang affiliation, overall though the report would only take up around 40 seconds of air time before they would switch over to something about American football.

Historical Castle Changes Ownership

New jetsuit? Comments say AI generated

Youtube:  'Crane Industries New Flightsuit':  12.3k views, 61% liked

[The youtube  video, with a loud soundtrack, demonstrates the new Crane Industries flight suit.  However, a large number of comments on the video say that it is AI generated, with the device on display having no real chance of working - it nearly completely lacks a fuel source.  It looks slicker than the competitors, but without any fuel tanks, it's ridiculous to think that it works]

Top comment:

"Look, I know that the video is cool and all, right?  But besides the fact that it's obviously not a feasible design, you can see at 2:07 the light is all wrong..."

Gen-Wyld Facility in Texas Expands - Cedar Lane Herald

Cedar Lane, Texas

Texas Governor Greg Abbot signed a new set of tax breaks for Gen-Wyld earlier today, leading to the company announcing plans to further expand its facility outside of Cedar Lane.  The sprawling facility is a major provider of jobs for the nearby towns, and is just another way that Texas is committed to the future. 

The Governor had this to say:  "With Gen-Wyld's promises to add to the lab complexes there, we're expecting hundreds of new, permanent jobs - and thousands during construction.  I am proud to have made this happen."

The complex, nearly thirty five years old, was originally a major controversy at the time. Today, the complex is now the major provider of jobs in the area, and Gen-Wyld wields an incredible amount of political clout in the area.  Reports of 'abominations' in the labs there were proven to be frauds by the protestors against the facility - today, we're all happy to have the money they inject into our communities.

Kidnapping caught on tape

Jimmy the Ferret has gone viral, but not in the way he wanted. A budding YouTuber made famous for his Parkour and seemingly impossible feats of dexterity has been kidnapped. How do we know? The act was caught on film! His last post, loaded by his girlfriend Jamie Rennelds, was posted as a cry for help, after calls to the police and extensive questions. Little is being done by the NYPB, as both Jimmy and Jamie are among the multitudes of homeless within the big city. 

*a link to the YouTube video is included. It shows the a teen boy running along roof tops, springing along balconies, and sliding down fire escapes. It is all very impressive, but not necessarily supernatural. In a distant leap from a balcony to a rooftop, the camera catches sight of a bawling ball size black ball slam onto him in mid air. The impact, plus his own starting velocity, carries him past where he intended, dropping him onto the roof beyond view of the camera. There is a couple minutes of Jamie screaming and running to the roof Jimmy landed on, but finding nothing there.*

New mandela effect?

In recent reports, a new Mandela effect has been noted and rumored on the internet, just recently discussed about! Many history enthusiast swears by the fact that the first ever jet prototype was discovered and discussed about in 1938-1939 and was made by a English man in Germany. Yet history books and documentation says otherwise. The jet was built and utilized as a prototype for the first time in 1942 instead! 

In other news, along the pacific ocean, myths of UFO have surged once again for some odd reason, along the coast of Bora Bora and Honolulu, there are documents and old reports discovered from the 1930's that state they witnessed a UFO appearing over the shoreline!

Strange Residue found at the Monacle Cafe!

The Sun Daily Issue

The Monacle Cafe has recently been shut down due to health code violations. A persistent mold has been found on site of the restaurant, and the owner, one Dan Artsmuth, has claimed “no amount of scrubbing would get rid of it. It kept growing.”

|Images follow, of a boarded up cafe that has a virulent green mold growing out from between the boards.|

This devil slime, as residents have christened it has made Blandford street  degraded and uninhabitable. Recently Shreeji Newsagents has also closed its doors. If it isn’t stopped, many more businesses will follow in its wake. What happened to bring this mold to a once venerated shopping district? To find out more, check out our Q&A column with Dan Artsmuth.

[A Q&A column follows, claiming that after a day where the shop was closed on the weekend, the mold appeared, and just kept growing. And growing. First in the main lobby, and then into the kitchen. When it got into the kitchen, they had to close the place up. Artsmuth remorses that he can’t even sell the place, Now that the mold has ruined the value of the property. Artsmuth blames Customs, for not checking what organic materials tourists are allowed to cross the border with stringently enough, and bemoans what tourists are doing to London]

Three Separate Miracles: Astronomical Coincidence or More?

Over the course of the past month, many in the Lower Mainland and north-west Washington have been finding their acquaintance, friend, or perhaps even family suddenly and drastically undergo physical restoration.

Currently four individuals have been proven to have had their body parts returned and discovered by a widespread audience, an apparent alteration to them and their life. Three separate stories have been shared to the public, with the fourth and most recent person known keeping quiet.

The oldest known person to undergo their respective event is Thomas Fredrick, a 23 year old college student who just recently claims to have been visited by a glowing figure in their dreams and woke up with their arm regrown. Subsequently, a week later, Amelia Herbert, 40 year old engineer, is found with their glass eye replaced with a real one. She asserts that she was approached by a group of suited individuals who offered to regrow her eye for a hefty sum. Sharing this story is the sister of Amelia, Emily Herbert, whose burn scars vanish the same day. A veteran, who wishes to remain anonymous is found no longer paralyzed days later but reveals nothing regarding how this came to be.

The Dogtor Illuminated!

Breaking News

   An article appears in all of the international newspapers. The highlight is...

   "The United States government has offered Japan an option to clean up the ocean. They have devised a way to eliminate the Kaiju poison from the water in months instead of years. No details on how much this will cost the Japanese government, but the world is hopeful. the construction of large facilities on the coast has begun, assumably to facilitate the toxic extraction. Hopefully we will learn more. The name of who the responsible party for this discovery is unknown, but know that we are thankful."

CI Blows Murder Case Wide Open

Local Texas news stations are running stories on a crime syndicate murder spree, and the sudden and mysterious death of the primary suspect.

With the aid of a confidential informant, local police and the FBI were able to apprehend a murderer with connections to organized crime, as well as his accomplices from beyond the border. As part of the joint effort, millions of dollars worth of drugs and assets were seized in connection with the gruesome crimes.

The murderer, who was awaiting trial for further crimes under a protective detail, was found dead in his cell of an apparent heart attack. Investigations regarding the circumstances of his death have stalled, but inquiries into his criminal accomplices continue.

The Battle of The Titans: Brave Heroes Help Save Japan From Clashing Kaijus

[The following is a compilation of breaking news which can be found from a number of different platforms, stations, articles, reports, etc.]

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BREAKING NEWS: TITANS CLASH OFF THE COAST OF JAPAN

BRAVE HEROES ARISE TO INTERVENE AND HELP SAVE THE DAY

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PRELUDE TO THE CHAOS

Last night, myth became reality when two behemoth Kaijus fought one another off the coast of Japan, shaking the nation like a catastrophic natural disaster sent from the heavens. A colossal IMMORTAL JELLYFISH battled with a mysterious MECHA MEGALODON in what many theorized to be some form of territorial dispute over Japan-- though a variety of sources report differing/conflicting reasonings behind the two monsters fighting. Nonetheless...

Though the consequences of their collision was initially indeterminate, it was soon established that the raw impact of their battle would result in mass destruction across Japan's coasts-- creating tsunamis, shaking the earth, and collateral damage everywhere. Civilians were swiftly ordered to evacuate, but given the sudden arrival of these creatures, only so much could be done in time. Citizens all around Japan could only watch in suspense as the Kaijus drew closer, threatening to potentially even reach the mainland if uninterrupted.

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HEROES RUSH TO THE SCENE

[Shaky footage from the perspective of a distant news helicopter depicts the ensuing battle.]

[The scene is total chaos-- aircrafts being pulled from the sky by massive Jellyfish tentacles to slam into the Megalodon, while turret fire from its mechanical armor sprays all around the area. Tidal waves coalesce into miniature tsunamis which crash into the bloodied, murky waters, and just as a tentacle is about to reach and grab the POV's helicopter from the air...]

***CRASH!!!!!***

MARK COLLINS LAUNCHES HIMSELF THROUGH THE AIR AND INTO THE TENTACLE, SLAMMING IT AWAY!!!

[Renowned Kraken Killer and superhero from the United States, Mark Collins lands onto some sort of slick, 1980's car somehow driving over the waters. The vehicle can be seen navigating through the crashing waves and chaos of the fight, like a calm in the eye of the storm. Piloting the car is a young Japanese man in humble coveralls, accompanied by what appears to be world famous chef Bu Fang-- who occasionally flies around the Jellyfish to support Mark and the driver.]

According to some sources (namely American news stations), Mark Collins immediately volunteered to fly to Japan and aid in the crisis the moment the news broke out. Thanks to his efforts, many now dub him as the 'Kaiju Killer,' an upgrade from his former title of 'Kraken Killer.' Officials are citing his appearance as a representation of the strengthening bond between American and Japanese governments in the modern age.

The individuals helping Mark were discovered to be one 'Kurigo "Oz" Osikawa,' a car mechanic based in San Francisco, and famous chef Bu Fang-- who, recently, was seen to have self-immolated himself in Dubai. The two are similarly receiving praise for their actions, though a hint of controversy seems to mark Bu Fang's now confirmed supernatural history.

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THE LANTERN SLAYER

[The perspective shifts from live footage to an animated, dramatized version of the fight, produced by Ufotable, Inc.]

[In the center of the composition, the sinking silhouette of the massive Mecha-Megalodon reveals the bright, rising sun in the background-- granting a dramatic, stylized lighting to the scene. Mark Collins, channeling all of his remaining strength and heroism, drags the monster underwater with his fists lodged into its armor. Just before he sinks to the bottom with it, he turns to face the shores and gives one final, trusting look towards our hero, Oz Osikawa.]

[The young, humble Japanese man looks out to sea, a sense of relief washing over him. They had done it-- the Immortal Jellyfish had fled from the scene, and Mark managed to bring down the Megalodon with his help. It's strikingly calm, peaceful, but only for a moment. The camera cuts to familiar tentacles, menacingly emerging from the waters and approaching the shore again. The Immortal Jellyfish is alive, and looking for vengeance.]

[In that moment, suspense fills the air. The Japanese Navy begins engaging with the Kaiju, but the outcome of the fight is uncertain. With Mark Collins defeated with the Megalodon, Oz realizes that it's up to him to finish the fight. He's exhausted, wary, and worn from all of the heroics thus far-- but that doesn't stop his spirit. He looks behind him, towards his homeland, and realizes what he must protect.]

[An inspiring insert song begins to play as Oz drives forward, steadfast. Using his powers to repair a nearby fishing boat, he navigates through the crashing waves, deftly weaving in between the tentacles and battleships in a spectacular, continuous shot of animation. Reaching the center of the battle and eyeing the Jellyfish with a fierce determination, the music reaches a climax as he drives the boat straight through the Kaiju-- the impact and momentum flourished beautifully by a trail of stunning, colorful lights behind him.]

[Oz passes out as he crashes into the ocean, peace washing over him once again. As the Navy lifts him out of the waters and carries him above their shoulders, the camera faces his raised body pointed towards the sky. It slowly begins to pan outward, showcasing the scale of the battle. A faint smile marks the Japanese man's face. He's done it. The Kaiju has been slayed by his hand. Japan is safe.]

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THE TITANS ARE DEFEATED!

Thanks to the combined heroics of American superhero Mark Collins, the Japanese Navy, and national hero Kurigo "Oz" Osikawa (plus Bu Fang according to most non-Japanese sources), the two Kaijus were both defeated before they could go further than the coast of Japan. As such, no civilian casualties have been reported thanks to the aforementioned evacuation orders.

Oz, in particular, has received immense commemorations from the public since the fight. Like a hero ripped straight from mythology, Oz bravely charged his vessel straight through the body of the Immortal Jellyfish, saving countless lives in the process. Consequently, he has now earned the title of the 'Lantern Slayer' among both Japanese and overseas fans, as well as an anime adaptation of his heroics and a ceremonial sword officially given to him by the Japanese government.

Bu Fang, on the other hand, seems to have some mixed reception towards his help. Though many are still praising the chef for helping the heroes, recent controversy and the lack of much spotlight from Japanese reporting has limited how positively people view his help. Nonetheless, his restaurant has seen a tremendous boom in interest thanks to all of his actions.

However, Japan is still in the process of recovering from the impact of the fight. With the coast ravaged by the destruction of the Kaijus, much work still needs to be done. Specifically, the blood of the Kaijus seems to have polluted the waters, resulting in a deadly toxin that is reportedly being collected and sold on the black market. The government, ecologists and volunteer groups continue to work hard to restore Japan’s overall health.

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(If this World Event is formatting weirdly on the website, it may also be read through this Google Document https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ksm7dzvLMASxL63QB-K1Kd_mD-JP3LiLXexriY3FqIE/edit?usp=sharing 

Armored Military Truck Convoy Spotted Heading Towards California Valley

An Online Cryptoleak video from a shaky dashcam shows a line of boxy, metallic trucks driving down California's beautiful sunny expressways in a neat line of 7. 

The voice of a nervous young man commentates,
"This is crazy! Area 51 is supposed to be in Nevada, but today folks I've spotted a military convoy making its way out of Death Valley. I'm not sure if there's a base there, but I think there might be. So, I'm calling out to all my fellow truth seekers out there. I want you to join me in checking out Death Valley next week. If there's a base, we're finding it! Don't forget to like and subscribe to Jayven's Truth.
I'm signing off, don't forget to follow your heart, and distrust the government."

The video clicks off with a radical sound clip from one of the Tony Hawk games.

The Easthaven Killings

In a news report, a reporter will be going over the details of a small court case that happened almost a few months ago regarding Tatalov Erving, a man detained in a large case involving at least 8 or so dead people found around him when police arrived. The case details will show that the many people in this group attacked Tatalov and a small child that was with them at the time, the footage was very vague but it clearly showed the group mobbing around them and aiming to do physical harm. 

Outside of this, the man was placed on charges of manslaughter, assault, excessive force, and disorderly conduct. However many of the charges would be dropped due to the amazing attorney he had and using accusations of those in the mob being related to the Sons of Salem, not to mention it was done in self-defense. After 6 months of court proceedings, the man would be released from prison after serving his time and doing community service. 

"Ice and Accusations: The Mysterious Deaths of Detectives Martinez and Reynolds"

[Open on News Anchor in Studio]

Anchor: “Good evening. Our top story tonight unfolds from a remote forest in Michigan, where the discovery of Detectives Sarah Martinez and John Reynolds, encased in ice with accusations against them etched beside their bodies, has shocked the nation. In a new development, the local police department has declared their intention to question Quadir Quest in connection to the detectives’ mysterious deaths. Alex Thompson is on the scene with the latest. Alex?”

[Cut to Correspondent in the Forest]

Correspondent (Alex Thompson): “Thank you. The icy tomb of Detectives Martinez and Reynolds has sparked widespread speculation and concern, particularly with the inscriptions found beside them, accusing them of crimes like ‘Theft of Sacred Artifacts’ and ‘Abuse of Power.’ In a significant turn, Chief Linda Harper announced plans to question Quadir Quest, bringing this case into the national spotlight once again. Earlier today, I spoke with Chief Harper.”

[Cut to Interview with Police Chief]

Police Chief (Linda Harper): “Given the detectives’ previous involvement with Quadir Quest and the unusual circumstances of their deaths, we’re exploring all possible connections. It’s a complex case that may extend beyond our usual scope of investigation.”

[Cut back to Correspondent]

Correspondent: “This announcement has only deepened the mystery surrounding the deaths, with potential ties to supernatural elements and justice campaigns in San Francisco. We reached out to experts for insight. First, Dr. Emily Santos, an urban legends specialist, shared her perspective.”

[Cut to Interview with Expert #1 - Urban Legends]

Expert (Dr. Emily Santos): “The case is fascinating and unsettling. It intersects with themes of justice, the supernatural, and public perception, potentially marking a significant moment in how these issues are viewed in contemporary society.”

[Cut back to Correspondent]

Correspondent: “We also spoke with Marcus Li, a criminal psychologist, about the potential psychological impact of these events.”

[Cut to Interview with Expert #2 - Criminal Psychology]

Expert (Marcus Li): “The inclusion of Quest and the supernatural aspects could profoundly affect public sentiment, influencing perceptions of justice and authority in cases involving elements beyond the ordinary.”

[Cut back to Correspondent]

Correspondent: “As the investigation progresses, the community and the nation watch closely, awaiting answers in a case that defies easy explanation. From Michigan, I’m Alex Thompson. Back to you.”

Issac Norton II Illuminated, Asks Public for San Francisco District Attorney Position!

"Yes, Kyle, behind me you can see an informal procession making its way down the San Francisco streets..."

The camera pans to the now massive crowd of citizens---including what appears to be nine tall sci-fi soldiers covered in armor from head to toe and two dogs--following behind and around a handsome man with curling brown hear who wears absolutely absurd imperial regalia (including epaulets, a tail coat, and a feathered top hat): Issac Norton the II. Walking close behind Norton is a notorious individual, his face uncovered now and a fabric mask in his hands. He is a handsome Asian man with dark green hair and pale skin wearing a suit and a pair of red glasses with a cigarette in his mouth, and the public recognizes him to be Quadir Quest (or Q).

"This is not a riot; it's a peaceful protest. The crowd is apparently embarking on a one-mile trek to city hall to file a petition for a special vote recalling current District Attorney--"

The attractive reporter gets cut off by Norton talking in the background, his words which cannot be ignored by the eyewitnesses and the distant viewers alike:

"Pollution, nay even deliberate Eco-Cide is a crime against all inhabitants of this, our shared planet! To think one would make such an assault on the cradle of all life as we know it in abhorrent to all right thinking Americans - are we not to be Good Stewards of Eden? If We become District Attorney, we will mobilize a task force to bring this fiend to justice!"

Norton pauses, perhaps to take a breath or perhaps listing to one of his constituents, giving the reporter a moment to continue: "This follows an event that completely stunned San Franciscans," she holds up a paper--a message from Norton. The camera zooms in on it, showing the sketch of the mask and handwriting below it. "Where somehow his Highness sent this message calling for a lost mask to be returned to its rightful owner to every living thing in the city, possibly explaining the sudden rise in auto accidents..." 

As the reporter speaks, the camera zooms out to take in the surrounding area. Perfect copies of the paper blow down the urban streets in the wind, are caught in bushes and tree branches, and are all over the ground. In fact, nearly everyone in the crowd is holding a paper or has it poking out of their pockets and purses. As Norton speaks again, the camera focuses on him:

"We live in times when giant octopi assault the Bay! Where disease is nearly as rampant as the wearisome burden of inequality & hatred that haunts the hearts of Humankind! As DA we will reform the justice system, abolish punitive prisons, rehabilitate the misguided, & secure our borders against Jellyfish, Kraken, & Robot Sharks! Only when these goals are achieved will We handpick a successor to the role & return to our official capacity as Sovereign!."

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The message, which includes at the top a sketch of a blank poker face mask with starred eyes, is highlighted by several news outlets and an abundance of social media platforms:

To Our dearly beloved citizens of the City of Saint Francis - the clarion call of Justice sounds, & we, as Americans, must answer - the following item was stolen, pilfered, & illegally seized from our good servant, Q: let any citizen of the Empire who has seen such an item come forthwith to decry this action from the very rooftops! Your voice shall be heard - with all due regard & signed by Our hand:

Issac Norton II, Emperor of the United States & Defender of Mexico

VA Prosthetics Deal

The Department of Veterans Affairs had just announced a new report that a company had provided the organization with several free prosthetic limbs for veterans who have lost them in wars as well as accidents overseas. Not much is known about the company except that they worked with the federal government off a modest million-dollar loan in order to provide these life-changing items to those who have given up their very bodies for the service of this country and its ideals.

Shipments of these prosthetics have been centered only in the United States, and over 3,000 veterans and current service members have been reported to begin using them. Following the next few months, it's to be estimated that another 6,000 will be in use all around the country, providing those who have lost something for their service at least a small thing to cope with what they went through.

As such many have praised both the federal government for such a bold move as well as the maker of these prosthetics as the durability and reliability have now been advertised on many TV's around the country. Both are used in commercials to show the grit of the US military, as well as for those who have gotten out and are seeking a way to feel whole again. Overall though this has been a major step forward and the VA shows its gratitude to all those who both served and worked on this amazing invention.

Large Energy Deal

On the local news for MSNBC Goshen broadcast would show a simple panning view of a large solar farm as well as a number of rolling acres of land it was placed on. In addition to this, a broadcaster would be standing next to another man, smiling before speaking up. 

"Hello, I'm here with one of the technicians of Bountiful Acres Farm, a large solar farm that has only been set up just recently and has been so gracious as to help supply the local communities with power in Goshen Indiana. Please tell me about the setup here if you may?”

The man who was wearing a hard hat and simple safety gear would nod, “Yes ma’am, right here me and a few others fork all 18 acres of solar farm land, supplying enough energy for a small town to operate without much issue. But currently, we're working as an internal backup just in case we get a grid failure or the sort.”

The woman would then question him further, “Are you expecting some sort of emergency?”

Causing the man to shake his head and laugh, “No no, but given this property is privately owned and this is a company it is better to be able to produce the energy and offer it to the local community just in case. Besides, everyone needs power, better to have the supply then regret not having it just in case an event like that big fire in Michigan happens around here.”

Smiling back the woman would follow up with a few modest questions about the LLC who owns it, the company itself, and over all just trying to put a positive spin on the entire thing. Once the interview was over the camera would pan back to herself.

“Well then with the official contract being put into place this week we can expect many people in the region to never have to worry about blackouts or energy problems again, back to you Cris!”

Underworld Dealings

Detectives have been looking into what looks to be a number of underworld deals that have been happening as of late in the California area, although not many leads have come up and many people have speculated why there is a sudden influx of money that just so happened to fall into the mafia’s hands. Suspects that have been looked into are Figueroa Montenegro, a local gun store owner with ties to local crime syndicates.

Additionally, a man by the name of Rodger Finnegan has also been pinned by detectives to further look into the movement of money that has been happening. Currently, however, local detectives and police have had their hands full due to the number of crimes and activities happening in California. Regardless the amount of money has been stated to be in the tens of millions, and the police will take in any information regarding this.

Large Gold Vien Found in India

Reports have said that a large gold vain in India had surfaced after a company working for a local miner had struck down and found it. The information regarding it is very vague and those involved seem to be of the shadier variety, however, it seems that the mine is producing large quantities of gold. Enough to label it almost a golden city of sorts, however, no reports have shown anyone coming in there, pictures, or anything of the like. 

Although this seems somewhat fishy, many have thought of this as a new boon to the world as the circulation of more gold will help many companies build more circuit boards, install chips, and overall ensure that the rare earth mineral will stay in circulation for a long time to come. For now, though many reporters are still eager to get more information about the mine and the amount of gold they could be producing to have better records of this event. 

Right now all information regarding the mine is assumptive, as if trying to keep it secret possibly, or just trying to ensure that the owners could mine up as much as possible before anyone else. Regardless, these notions are will remain speculative, but it is only lightly reported on by some news organizations and barely shows any interest in most countries. 

Parkway Gardens Massacre Rocks Chicago

One week ago today, tragedy struck the Parkway Gardens Apartments in Chicago. A landmark, a historical American icon, it's served as a home to thousands, and as an example of what we all can achieve. From former first lady Michelle Obama to rappers like Chief Keef, Fredo Santana, and King Von. Dozens of legends got their start in the Parkway Gardens, in the O-Block. We will never know for certain how many more there could have been.

The almost 700-unit apartment complex is gang territory, and has been plagued by gang-related violence and disputes throughout its lifetime. The residents of O-Block as it is so often called, named after late resident and violent gang member Odee Perry, seem destined for tragedy. The candles that burn twice as bright last half as long.

After a period of peace, the most pressing news was the death and mourning of King Von, the king of drill music. Things seemed innocuous enough, but in the wake of his passing, trouble was brewing.

Last week, 87 lives were snatched away in the night in and around the Parkway Gardens Apartments, and 13 were injured. Three of the lives lost belonged to police officers, and two more were injured pursuing suspects down a main street, suspects engaged in a high-speed rolling gunfight through the streets of Chicago.

A Small Kindness & a New Threat

Dr. Melanie Dakerra is calculating & compassionate - has always been for her short few years of life, a fact in opposition to her appearance & memories shared with the woman turned Therapy Dog - Lanie.

While she delivers an impassioned speech that her client is not in fact the poo-flinging individual they have in lock up, her heightened senses pick up a great commotion from the cells. Some of the truly mad & violent, most likely victims of Ghoul Fever, rage against their restraints, snapping at nurses & orderlies. Even more eerily, they chant a single phrase:

"BLOOD FATHER! BLOOD FATHER! BLOOD FATHER!"

This part is beyond her scope, & she puts it out of her mind - one battle at a time. In the end, Theodore walks free, identity intact.

For the rest of a Maelstrom, a new plague rises...a plague of Vampirism.

Recent Murder Tied to Serial Killing Spree - Supernatural Hate Crimes!

Joanna Barlow (26), a single mother, local coffee shop owner, and social media influencer, was found brutally dismembered in an abandoned warehouse in Knoxville, Tennessee just 3 hours ago. She was reported missing 5 days ago by a neighbor in a shared apartment complex, prompting a missing person search. Several weeks earlier, Barlow went viral when she "came out" to her coffee-loving followers on TikTok. She shared and then showed off that she can boil water at will--the secret to brewing a perfect cup of joe. She is survived by an infant and a toddler, who will be put into the care of surviving relatives.

Officials believe there is a connection between this case and multiple other murder cases that have happened over the last few months. This has also been connected with the brutal poaching of suspected and confirmed cryptids. The brutality of the murders, and similarities in the crimes have also led officials to believe the victims may be connected, potentially all supernatural in some way, escalating these murders to also being hate crimes. Now that the leads have brought these multiple acts together, evidence points to a group of suspects. The acts were perpetrated with startling degrees of efficiency leading officials to believe there are military backgrounds, and the lack of evidence at crime scenes suggests premeditation and forensic experience. These crimes have been committed around North America, without a discovered pattern of location or frequency. 

Known facts about the case.
1) the group seems to consist of at least 3 people, suspected more.

2) suspected that victims are known or suspected supernaturals. 

3) One eyewitness claims to have seen one suspect, in all black military looking clothes, entering an abandoned warehouse 24 hours before the dismembered body of Joanna Barlow was discovered. 

4) cameras have been found to malfunction when in the vicinity of the murders, leading officials to believe a hacker or emp device is involved. 

A hotline has been added in hopes of getting any further information, including a website and phone number. 

Historic Alert: Japan Braces for Potential Encounter Between Oceanic Giants

Tokyo, Japan – In an unprecedented situation that seems lifted from the pages of science fiction, Japan and the international community are on high alert as two colossal entities—a robotic megalodon and a gigantic immortal jellyfish—are on a collision course in the Pacific Ocean. This potential meeting, evocative of ancient kaiju battles, has escalated concerns over safety, environmental impact, and the unforeseen consequences of such an encounter.

Authorities, utilizing the latest in satellite and deep-sea tracking technology, are closely monitoring the movements of both creatures. The Japanese Self-Defense Forces, in coordination with international partners, are preparing for a range of scenarios, including the possibility of ecological disruption or threats to maritime safety.

The scientific community is divided over the event. On one hand, this presents a rare opportunity to witness the interaction between mechanical engineering marvels and mysterious marine biology. On the other hand, fears loom large over the unpredictable ecological ramifications that could result from their meeting. "We are venturing into uncharted territory," stated Dr. Hiroshi Tanaka, a marine biologist involved in the tracking efforts. "The implications of these two giants meeting could be profound, not just for our understanding of marine life and robotics but for the marine ecosystem itself."

Environmental advocacy groups have urged restraint and caution, emphasizing the paramount importance of preserving ocean biodiversity. "This event, while extraordinary, should not distract us from our responsibility to protect our marine environments," said Akira Suzuki, spokesperson for the Japan Marine Conservation Society.

The nation is captivated by the unfolding drama, with public sentiment ranging from fascination to concern. Coastal communities are particularly anxious, fearing possible repercussions of the giants' interaction. Social media platforms are abuzz with speculation, artistic renditions, and discussions about the kaiju-like scenario playing out in real-time.

As the world watches with bated breath, Japan finds itself at the epicenter of a unique convergence of mythology, technology, and nature. The coming days are critical as experts and officials work tirelessly to mitigate potential risks, hoping to safeguard both the country's coastal regions and the delicate balance of the marine ecosystem.

Stay tuned for continuous coverage on this historic event, as we bring you the latest updates and expert analyses on the potential meeting of the oceanic giants off the coast of Japan.

Breaking News: Mysterious Robotic Megalodon Emerges Off China, Heads Towards Japan

In a bewildering turn of events, coastal communities off China were the first to witness an unprecedented sight: a gigantic robotic megalodon, the likes of which have never been seen before, emerging from the depths of the ocean. Initial reports from startled eyewitnesses describe the mechanical behemoth, comparable in size to a blue whale, as it commenced an unexpected and alarming pattern of behavior, including the apparent attacking and consumption of boats.

This robotic megalodon, a marvel of engineering that blends the ancient ferocity of its namesake with the ominous prowess of modern robotics, has sparked intense speculation and concern. Scientists and experts, caught off guard by its appearance, are scrambling to understand its origins, capabilities, and intentions, especially given its current trajectory towards Japan.

The Japanese government, responding with urgency to the potential threat, has issued maritime warnings and initiated preventive measures to safeguard coastal areas and maritime traffic. The international community watches closely, offering assistance and coordination to help mitigate the risk posed by this robotic predator.

Authorities and the scientific community are piecing together witness statements and available data to form a response. Theories regarding the megalodon's creation range from a rogue engineering project to an unanticipated outcome of deep-sea exploration technology. Efforts are underway to establish communication or control over the robot to divert it away from populated areas and prevent further incidents.

The appearance of the robotic megalodon raises profound questions about the unseen boundaries of human innovation and the untamed forces of nature. As this story develops, the world remains gripped by the unfolding narrative of this colossal robotic creature's journey through the waters between China and Japan.

Stay with us for continuous updates on this extraordinary situation, as we follow the efforts to understand and address the emergence of the robotic megalodon.

Colossal Immortal Jellyfish Spotted Off Okinawa: Echoes of Ancient Japanese Legends Stir Public Imagination

International News– In an extraordinary turn of events that intertwines marine biology with folklore, the mysterious giant creature observed in the waters off Okinawa is now believed by many to be a massive immortal jellyfish, reminiscent of the legendary *kurage-no-hinotama*. This development has not only captivated the scientific community but also ignited the imaginations of the Japanese public, with many drawing parallels to ancient legends and myths.

The *kurage-no-hinotama*, or "jellyfish fireball," is a mythical creature said to inhabit the seas around Japan, known for its ethereal beauty and mystical qualities. The sightings of this colossal jellyfish-like entity have led some to speculate that such legends may have been inspired by encounters with extraordinary marine life, perhaps ancestors of this immense creature.

Dr. Masato Takahashi, a marine biologist at the University of Tokyo, shared his insights: "While the immortal jellyfish (*Turritopsis dohrnii*) is known for its ability to revert to a juvenile form after reaching maturity, nothing in our current scientific understanding prepared us for the possibility of such a creature existing on a scale as large as what's been reported."

The Japan Coast Guard and a team of international researchers have intensified their efforts to study the creature, deploying advanced underwater drones and sonar technology in hopes of capturing clearer images. These endeavors aim not only to confirm the creature's existence and characteristics but also to understand its impact on the marine ecosystem and its connections to historical accounts and folklore.

Local reaction has been a mix of excitement and concern, with some viewing the creature's appearance as a sign of nature's enduring mysteries and others as a potential omen. "It's like something out of a story my grandmother told me," said Keiko Sato, a resident of Okinawa. "She spoke of sea spirits and creatures that remind us of the ocean's power and mystery."

The fishing and tourism industries have experienced mixed impacts, with some local businesses reporting a downturn due to fears about the creature, while others have seen a surge in interest from tourists eager to catch a glimpse of this link to Japan's mythological past.

Environmentalists and conservationists have urged for a cautious approach to the creature's discovery, emphasizing the importance of respecting its habitat and the broader marine environment. "This could be a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to learn from a living legend," noted a statement from the Japan Marine Conservation Society, "but it's crucial that we balance our curiosity with the responsibility to protect our oceans."

As the investigation continues, the story of the giant immortal jellyfish off the coast of Okinawa serves as a powerful reminder of the ocean's vast mysteries and the cultural narratives that have emerged from humanity's attempts to understand the natural world. Whether this creature proves to be a direct link to the legends of old or simply a remarkable discovery in marine biology, it has already left an indelible mark on the imaginations and hearts of the Japanese people.

Ghosting LA - by Reggie Curtis

While traveling down the road, or just tuning into a radio station, no matter what you’ll hear a simple song starting to rise up the charts.

“Hey y'all, this is WGCI coming to you live with today’s top 100 songs. Keep this on while you are traveling on a road trip, going out of state, or just looking for something new. Next up we have a song by an artist known as DJ called Ghosting LA. Speaking of ghosts, did you know this guy is literally dead? I mean with all the ghosts around I think this makes sense they will want to have some unfinished business and were happy it was making music.”

“This song also accompanies a guitar solo from a rising artist by the name of Lisa Gallagher, better known as the handle ‘Beth’.” Pausing the voice would soon scale out as the music would begin to rise over his voice. “This song is a true work of art that mixes synth, rock, and a graveyard beat to make something you’ve never heard before- check it out!”

“Number 68, Ghosting LA!”

Being played over the radio waves many would find it to be rather good, not bad for what was a song made from a mix of many things all at once. Which should feel chaotic but the editing and just how it flowed was more than enough to make up for anyone’s possible critics for small parts of the song overall.

But for one person, they would hear nothing but perfection, and be reminded of those who helped them to make it.

The Sickest Riff

Buzz around the new song "Ghosting LA" would start to spring up in Beth's community, many hearing about her contribution to the song which is a mini-hit, effectively a one-hit wonder at the moment as it is part of no album or bigger set piece. However, Lisa had made her mark as her guitar solo has been one of the greatest parts of the song altogether. 

Online many videos of people doing a cover of Lisa's guitar solo have become fairly popular among other aspects of the song, however, many find the solo to be both difficult to pull off and amazing to listen to. Similar to how many see other well-known and legendary guitar solo's from other songs in the past. For her though she'd find the attention to be a minor boost in her popularity as her willingness to help improve someone else's cover has gained her a few emails from lesser-known people about wanting to collaborate sometime or maybe have her on just for an interview or to talk about music and her roll in both the song and her own album, Infrasonic Disintegrator.

For now though While traveling down the road, or just tuning into a radio station, no matter what you’ll hear a simple song starting to rise up the charts.

“Hey y'all, this is WGCI coming to you live with today’s top 100 songs. Keep this on while you are traveling on a road trip, going out of state, or just looking for something new. Next up we have a song by an artist known as DJ called Ghosting LA. Speaking of ghosts, did you know this guy is literally dead? I mean with all the ghosts around I think this makes sense they will want to have some unfinished business and were happy it was making music.”

“This song also accompanies a guitar solo from a rising artist by the name of Lisa Gallagher, better known as the handle ‘Beth’.” Pausing the voice would soon scale out as the music would begin to rise over his voice. “This song is a true work of art that mixes synth, rock, and a graveyard beat to make something you’ve never heard before- check it out!”

“Number 68, Ghosting LA!”

Being played over the radio waves many would find it to be rather good, not bad for what was a song made from a mix of many things all at once. Which should feel chaotic but the editing and just how it flowed was more than enough to make up for anyone’s possible critics for small parts of the song overall.

But for one person, they would hear nothing but perfection, and be reminded of those who helped them to make it.

Mysterious Email

An Email appears in your inbox, short, simple and to the point the title is simply “Help needed, urgent request”. The email is from a handle at .illuminatedinnovation.co and is addressed to the player character by name.

”[Player character name],

I’m sorry to do this to you, but you’re the only one I could trust. Enclosed is information and instructions you will need if you’re going to help us, so please look through it immediately, time is of the essence. Once you have looked over the enclosed information, please reply immediately, and thank you for everything.”

Attached is a link. Please contact Angel or Riley and tell us if rather or not your contractors accept.

Not so sweet Marie?

The Sweet Marie, a revaluationary, echo friendly, self sustainable cruise ship, embarked on its maiden voyage only to be drug to shore 12 hours later. Captain Peter Monty reports that the Artifical Intelligence that was added to the computer systems took over the controls, and maliciously attempted to wreck the ship. Investigations of the onboard computers report that the ships destination was changed from a casual cruise to Cresent City Washington and back to a full speed coalition with the Arctic through the Bering Straights. 

The captain reports that the AI incapacitated the navigation crew using the ships security measures, and if it weren't for a young hero named Elizabeth, the entire ship could have been killed. We attempted to interview this young lady, but she had to undergo immediate surgery upon arrival to shore, and then was secreted away by the captain. 

In other related news, the suspected sex offender Loyabard was suspected to be onboard the ship. A thorough investigation is being made to confirm this. If you have any information about this, please contact your local law enforcement. There is currently no known connection between his presence and the malfunction of the ship. 

Further investigation will be made into both the owner of the ship, Guilbert Boneva, and the developer of the AI, the Laxentry Corporation. 

Huge Deal Between America and Cranes Tech

Recently, it was announced that a very large deal between the government of the U.S.A. and Cranes Tech occurred. Apparently, after weeks for transparent bidding, including, America managed to purchase the Plover Drones, developed by Cranes Tech, created in response to the Bay Area Glitter Incident to clean it up. These drones are equipped with conditional urban all-terrain movement options, human/object identification software, as well as a variety of other capabilities.

This deal seems to be particularly controversial due to the potential military applications of said drone if modified, with the company offering it up to nations such as North Korea during the transparent bidding war.

Crane Albright, owner of Cranes Tech and inventor of said device has made statements in response to the queries regarding the deal. He claims that he was not involved selling nor legalities, and merely created the technology. He says he was only told that he could make big money from his invention and accepted, unaware to what was going on due to his inexperience as an 18 year old.

He has also stated that ~90% of the money he earned has been donated to various charities, such as the Red Cross Association and he received less than 50% of what his creation sold for while also having to pay another individual with the remaining funds.

Reliable sources do confirm that these donations have been made.

His made to order tech company has also seemingly just signed a contract with America, though the exact details of the contract seem to be obscure though it should be safe to assume that we'll be seeing further development involving both parties.

Huron-Manistee Fire Quelled!

An image of the razed forest is displayed at the top of the article, thousands of acres of land now barren. Beyond it though, green landscape peeks into the frame.

After countless days of relentless effort, the most of the flames plaguing the once lush Huron-Manistee National Forest have been smothered away. Despite the scope of the inferno, an estimated 185,000 acres ravaged, only 17 have been confirmed dead. A situation that would have no doubt escalated to a much more severe degree if not for the sacrifices endured by fire fighting personnel and volunteers. Without them, their transportation, donations, and efforts, Michigan would have burned.

A grainy photo of the injured town can be viewed. For those particularly perceptive, a building seems to be in a strangely good condition compared to its surroundings. With further research, it is the Lake County Historical Museum & Research Library.

Baldwin has also been impacted heavily by these circumstances. A large portion of the infrastructure of the town have been gravely damaged and contracts for rebuilding the area are slowly being taken. Fortunately enough, in spite of the hasty evacuation, no casualties have been reported to have occurred during the process.

A video occupies the screen this time, footage of a built Slavic woman with eyes almost emanating a green glow lifts a crumbled wall and carries a family of three out of rubble and into safety. Their large frame providing cover for those under their protection.

This feat was only possible with the herculean aid from the 'Mother of Dragons', Iryna. Reliable sources also report that she was also responsible for creating a back burn that eventually stopped the spread of the fire, restraining it for its ultimate end.

A large portion of the personnel on the scene during the evacuation of Baldwin also contribute much of its success to Akira Han, a volunteer who seems to have an unknown relationship as her helicopter was loaned to him and those who saw their interaction claim they they were at least familiar. The following statement is from one of said personnel who aided the evacuation of Baldwin.

"They were kinda like, uh, overwatch, if y'know what I mean. Coordinated us real well when we were all scrambling about like headless chicken. The situation had got that bad, yeah. But Mr. Han came to rescue in any case, pointed out what was going on, and did a real good job at it too. Though, must admit, wouldn't have cared what they said if not for the fact that the dragon lady vouched for 'im."

Mr. Han was last seen aiding Iryna, with the companionship of other park rangers, planting new tree seeds in locations where the soil could take it.

Another notable figure making a name for themselves during this cataclysmic event, is Liam Holloway, who arrived to the burning woodland with his well-known partner, Emily Miller. From the reports and statements from his peers that he worked with, Mr. Holloway's efforts were unabated for the entire duration, to perhaps his own harm. Reports state that Mr. Holloway volunteered and asked to be placed in the most dangerous and critical areas to help those in need.

A video filled with chaos, people can be heard screaming and shouting, smoke obscuring what's happening. "Man down! Holloway is down!" In the corner of the screen, a burning building collapses into itself, and as the camera falls back, a blue explosion is caught, a blurry figure rising out of it, spectral-like flames trailing beneath them. 

Another video, this time of a middle aged man in turn out gear is played. The man smiles before saying: "Grass grows, Sun rises, and Holloway saves another person. He's... he's something different, at least from what I've witnessed with all my years behind me. The man doesn't have an iron will, he has something more."

Mr. Holloway has not yet accepted any interviews but has in fact stated that his boots, providing him with his flight, were generously donated to him by Valiant Arms. For the past days, Mr. Holloway was commonly seen blasting through the forest with his flight-granting boots.

Ms. Miller volunteered her efforts to directing traffic and later evacuation efforts, working with Mr. Holloway to bring those without transportation into a helicopter though more substantial information regarding this process seems to be scarce. The confrontation between Ms. Miller and a paramedic, Barnaby Lucas has also spread to the internet, video footage captures the scene where the two seem to debate about a Samoyed that is rumored to have some sort healing capabilities though no evidence has been discovered that proves this. Neither party has given any statement regarding this interaction as of yet.

A photo of a young man with a bloodied shirt's futile attempt to physically and desperately halt the famous figure of Emily Miller towering of him is displayed.

Stepping into the spotlight, multiple individuals have also been Illuminated to the public while combating these raging flames. Caught on camera demonstrating flight and some sort of aerokinesis is someone identified as Ricter Casenger, a 30 year old construction worker.

Caught in a video, a tall dark-skinned bald man shoots up into mid-air, smoke rising towards him in a swirl.

Mr. Casenger has given no statement regarding his supernatural capabilities but has announced that he will be working to aid efforts in rebuilding homes, roads, and other broken down structures. He is choosing to work with FEMA and other disaster relief organizations for this endeavor.

Allister Wildheart, a once debatably Illuminated individual, has been spotted once more demonstrating two large firetruck-like devices, dubbed the Fire Razors, eradicating the fire and more of his capabilities.

A bronze clockwork automaton, painted black, with a faceplate shaped in the facsimile of a hyena's face, dressed in a biker get up snaps their finger in this video and a small crew of clockwork mice, rocket propelled, scramble to the ruined building, reconstructing it with astonishing speed. 

There has been no confirmation on the identity of the individual or group that caused this wildfire, though some have been advocating that the cause of this event is a dragon, or several. Theorists claim that Iryna was on the scene so early because of a dragon burnt through the forest and they had to clean up the result. Authorities state they are doing all they can to reveal what happened and bring the perpetrator(s) to justice.

As of now, the aftermath of the situation remains uncertain. With hundreds of homes devastated and countless lives disrupted, it seems like it'll still be a long while before things return to normal. The assistance and support from the community does bring a hope though, that perhaps things will be better much sooner.

A final image, this time of a well-groomed man in a preacher's outfit counselling a young girl with bandages across her face is placed at the end of this article.

The Gladiator Who Fought Hell

Sitting in her library, a woman with blond hair, blue eyes, and fair skin would write in a book, describing the adventures of a man as she smiled and began to openly read it back to herself once the pages were full of words.

"Once there was a man who had sold his soul for the sake of immortality, he sacrificed everything, his body, his mind, his family for this end. In the end, he took a deal when his life was short and his time in this world was going to be shuttered. Little did he know this devilish contract he made would only grow to hurt him, to live forever with no purpose."

"But he wanted more, he wanted his soul back from the monsters who gave him everything, yet gave him nothing at the same time." 

"Then, an angel came down, giving him a choice, this choice was to forever live in the skin of a demon or to find a new path, one not drenched in blood but salvation. The man accepted, and the angel gave him a lantern to light at the tallest mountain top of which he set out immediately for."

"However he would be haunted by those who wanted nothing more than to cause him strife, to see him revert to his old ways. To remember the 'good' he was given in exchange for his soul. But he stood resolute and began fighting the denizens and agents of hell.

"In the end, the man managed to win back a portion of his soul in the name of god. Doing his best to ensure that he doesn't fall back into the anguish and suffering he caused earlier in his life."

Closing the book the woman would smile softly as the story was finished, and placing it into her library the title would show: "The Gladiator Who Fought Hell"

The Cost of Business

This list is the following contents that were bought, with a total price of 3,030,000 that was rounded up to cover the legal paperwork fee's and red tap. Split between both Bankston Battle and Harold Polk (1,515,000) each.

• Military MCH Battery Powered Heat Gun: $615,000 (Brought from the US government, leaves a major paper trail to the police department.)
• Anti-Grenade Trap $188,000 (They go to India to try and buy it from illegal combat suppliers in India.)
• APC $1,000,800 (Being towed into California, via a tow truck company.)
• Top Suit $250,000 2x [500,000 Total] (Valiant Enterprises, being shipped from California.)
• 20x Grenades $80,000 (Bought from an illegal weapons dealer in India.)
• 20x Steyr’s $200,000 (Bought from an illegal weapons dealer in India.)
• Jet flights $100,000 (To India and back, to Paris and back on a private flight. Fuel cost)

The Cost of Business

This list is the following contents that were bought, with a total price of 3,030,000 that was rounded up to cover the legal paperwork fee's and red tap. Split between both Bankston Battle and Harold Polk (1,515,000) each.

• Military MCH Battery Powered Heat Gun: $615,000 (Brought from the US government, leaves a major paper trail to the police department.)
• Anti-Grenade Trap $188,000 (They go to India to try and buy it from illegal combat suppliers in India.)
• APC $1,000,800 (Being towed into California, via a tow truck company.)
• Top Suit $250,000 2x [530,000 Total] (Valiant Enterprises, being shipped from California.)
• 20x Grenades $80,000 (Bought from an illegal weapons dealer in India.)
• 20x Steyr’s $200,000 (Bought from an illegal weapons dealer in India.)
• Jet flights $100,000 (To India and back, to Paris and back on a private flight. Fuel cost)

The Murder of Amanda Rodgers

A news report would follow the story of a small possible homicide case involving 14-year-old Amanda Rodgers...

"Some nights ago it would seem that the case information for 14 year old Amanda Rodgers has come up completely missing or corrupted, the police have been searching for a possible lead however due to all the physical evidence being eliminated it seems to be leading to an unsatisfactory result."

The reporter would no sooner go to a detective who would make a public statement about what happened.

"We've had an attack on some morticians, as well as data being corrupted or scrubbed from both our computers- Regardless, we've dedicated all our time and energy into finding Ms. Rodger's murder, and we will continue to do so while we can. Be advised, however, that we may have ghouls possibly interrupting our investigation, it has been reported that they may have some interest in all this. But it is clear that this is a cover-up of some sort. Thank you."

Cutting away the news reporter would continue, "We hope that the investigation goes well, however for now the police department has issued to be on the look out for ghoul activity and to report any sightings of such in the near future."

Surfing God

“Hello Dave! Were here at channel 5 news France reporting on the Tudor Nazare Tow Surfing Championship! Today we’ve just finished the first days competition and we have a first timer winning today events! Contestant Joseph von Barish IV, were here with him now to get his thoughts on winning.”

The news caster would walk over to a small circle where a woman would hand over a trophy to the shirtless man. Looking as if he just got out of the water while holding his board. Moments later they would hear him speak a few words to the crowd and news over all.

"I'd like to thank the universe, for endowing me with health, and a way of life. I'd like to thank all you fine folks for this hang out, it was BITCH'N!"

Right then the man would be shown on camera throwing some charm out of his pocket into the ocean behind him and soon running out towards the water as a large whale would seemingly show up out of no where. Opening its mouth as the man would swim on his board towards the creature.

The stunned crowd would break their silence as two men would yell out, both australians, chanting in unison.

“Surfing God! Surfing God!”

Causing an uproar around the crowd as the man would be swallowed by the beast and vanish bellow the waves. Moving the camera back to the reporter she would soon speak up, “I..I don’t know what to say, but it seems that the winner is some supernaturally pow-” Being cut off a surfer would move into the camera’s view.

“He’s a fuck’in GOD! He’s come to bless our waves BRUH!”

The news cast would switch off the broad cast to stop anyone form hearing any more swearing. Going back to the news room as a man would smile and add.

“Thank you Bridget! We’ll return soon to cover more of this breaking story!”

Hikes to Everest Closed!

Weather in the peeks of Mount Everest have grown too dangerous for even experienced climbers. Meteorologists are still unsure how the storm has raged this long, nor why it seems to be isolated to that region, But they deem it too unstable and dangerous for anyone to travel up there. This comes on the heels of the last party to return. Despite the disappearance of their guide in the snows, and a surprisingly Long stay near the peaks of the mountain, they have managed to survive and return mostly unscathed. An Impressive display of human endurance. A true inspiration to us all. 

Infrasonic Disintegrator DESTROYS you!

While browsing online you come across an article or youtube video with the title above, showing a community of goth's, death metal nerds, rockers, and all manner of grunge bands in the local community of Michigan. All were narrated by a woman who seemed to focus on a few bands, but one would shine above the rest...

"In the past few years I thought the Death Metal community, the Screamo community, etc. Was going to hell- and not in a good way! All the songs I've heard have been literal garbage! Except this!" She'd then show a hard copy cover of Beth's first time CD.

"This fucking CD- OH MY GOD! It takes me back to when I first joined in this fucking community, it hits every damn nerve in my body. I want to hear songs that make my ears BLEED and this does it for me one every way! This EP is better than fucking SEX, and I know you virgins aren't getting laid any time soon so you better get a hard copy before she runs out, it will be your last time to experience it before you die!"

The woman would then show testimonies from others who got the album:

"Rat Queen sounds like broken glass being ground into the ears of a screaming pregnant cat, FUCKING SICK BRAH! I LOVE IT!" Said a man with a mohawk and black makeup.

"If you want to experience your organs being outside of your body while you smoke weed? Listen to this." Said another man who seemed to be smoking a blunt.

"It's really good, I listen to it all the time while at work." Said a woman in a sundress and glasses who would no sooner scan a library book for a child before smiling at the interviewer.

Going back to the youtube video the woman would come back, slamming her hand on the table. "If this album can convert even NORMIES?! You know this shit is the real deal! Now tell your mom, tell your dad, tell you're dumb ass cousin who has no taste in music to BUY THIS FUCKING ALDBUM NOW! Song list is in the description, this is JennyROCK signing out!"

The video would end, and as you could see from the comments and likes, its well received and well over 500k likes.

Infrasonic Disintegrator:

1. Death Hell Delirium
2. Infrasonic Disintegrator
3. Giving All My Songs Long And Convoluted Titles From Now On As If It’s Unique And Original In Any Way, Shape, Or Form
4. Wretched and Afraid
5. Rat Queen
6. Bliss
7. Mythic Punishment

Bonus Track (for physical copies and paid digital downloads):

• Total Suffering Index

New Jersey Motel destroyed. Clown kills insane demon! Is he magic?

Breaking news! A clown and his unnamed accomplices survived being crushed by a building! Three of the group are in hospital, the clown was reported saying "fuck it we ball" while using a large mallet.

A flying glowing eldritch being attacked a motel from underneath. The building collapsed and resulted in one death, Barbara Glenn; a 42 year old motel owner with connections to a right wing political organization "The Eyes of New Jersey". 

The clown was debated being a supernatural being for their circus performances. The Body of the Eldritch being was never recovered. He was seen being dragged into a near-by bar "The Night" and now the bar is abandoned. The bar was affiliated with another NEO-NAZI doomsday organization.

"Now is this clown supernatural? Is this clown a NEO-NAZI? This clown is obviously magic and a Terrorist left wing neo-nazi HIPPIE!" Crucker Talson is reported saying on Channel 7 Wolf News.

Welcome to “The Library”

A new library has opened up in Houston Texas, one combining cottage-core designs with a love and thirst for knowledge and information. The owner, Jessie Hope, is a young 20-year-old woman with a passion for books and believes that the community could use more avenues for reading and information for all ages. Inside our reporters seemed very happy with the comfortable atmosphere, as well as the fact that portions were split up to accommodate both adults and some young adults too. We gained a few testimonies from some local patrons.

“Very comfortable, and similar to a barns and nobles but like a cottage.” Another detail comes from an older man.

“It's like my old home when I was a kid living in the Rust Belt, it's so silent here I can read whatever I like in peace.”

With modest furnishing, couches, wooden walls, and an excellent place to read and learn. All book lovers should come to “The Library”.

New Titanium Trucks Coming Soon?

Investigative reporters have been asking about odd shipments of titanium and possibly other metals under the name of Harold Ford Motor Company. Many think these shipments are common for the manufacturer, however, the amount and those supplied with it have brought up suspicious eyes to the business habits of the multi-million dollar enterprise. Especially given the amount rendered is well and beyond their normal business habits, even if gained by personal funds of one of their business heads, Mr. Harold Ford. 

A press briefing would show a woman detailing on behalf of Harold Ford, "Currently the use of these metals are for possible new avenues of travel, I was informed to state that these are personal purchases and these resources are being used for more improved vehicles of the future. Additionally, with the massive fire happening in Michigan and our assembly plant possibly being affected we have begun moving resources to help rebuild our cars and other vehicles that will be lost, all the while ensuring that some of these resources go to causes wishing to help aid those who lost much in the fires as well. Thank you." 

On tabloids, many have believed these new cars to be possible ships to other worlds! Believing that the business is working on a means of getting rich people a way off the world once a world-ending natural disaster or the nukes finally fall. Many of these questions would be asked and many conspiracy theories have come up about the possible use of muli-ton blocks and ingots of titanium, however much of it is unfounded and some outright believe it to be for the new car line coming to a dealership near you. It is also clear from some digging that Harold Ford is donating nothing to the fire, or the Michigan Fire Fund at this time, or MFF for short.

Two Poachers Found Dead in Florida Swamps

Yesterday two law enforcement rangers patrolling the Everglades National Park, the largest tropical wilderness in the United States, found the corpses of two poachers floating in the swampy waters. The corpses were identified as James Hurst (36) and his son Benjamin Hurst (18) seven hours later when their boat was discovered run aground on a small island in the marshlands. The boat contained excessive amounts of traps, guns, and ammunition; fresh hides from 8 crocodiles (outside of hunting season and without permits) and 11 alligators (again without permits and far exceeding the two per person rule); and 21 live alligator eggs in padded containers.

"The causes of their deaths have not yet been determined," Officer Shay Carmichael said. "We've been trailing these guys off and on for about six months now, finding their boot tracks and the skinned critters, but they were pretty elusive ... This isn't how I wanted to bring them in."

The live eggs will be donated to an alligator ranching program. Once the reptiles reach adulthood, a portion will be released back into the wild and a portion will be sold by the farmers for profits.

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For Mark Collins, Bu Fang, Akira, & Lanie

While going about your day, you discover a folded thin paper somewhere in your house, bag, or mailbox. Unfolding it reveals the following handwritten note (but no fingerprints):

"The description initially provided of the Knights of Equestria concerning its size, of 'thousands of members locally and abroad,' has proven false. Observations of your group reveal a consistent inability to defend yourselves from external threats. This includes the murder of your leader (who we have avenged) and the kidnapping of one your member. Your people have also been observed to lack subtlety and discretion aside from one. Given that the partnership was formed on false pretenses and rising doubt that you could be of aid to us, we annul the partnership. As always, we shall continue to care for our own." 

"CryptoLink" goes live

Throughout the dark corners of the web, an odd video begins to gain traction, shared time & again by Crypto Enthusiasts.

It opens showing a plain room, through a window one can see the iconic Puget Sound, however the main focus of the camera is the translucent form of a young woman who swirls weightless before it.

"Is it on?" She pouts, before a man's voice with a decided Canadian accent says, "Sorry, yeah I got it now."

The ghost perks up, focusing on the camera with a beaming smile, "Hi world! My name is Nina - I am a single, post-living female who is looking to find that special someone. I like hiking, singing, & going to the movies - just not the scary ones. I am looking for someone who will appreciate me as I am & is looking for a long term relationship - no Boo-ty calls!"

She covers her face at that last bit & complains to whoever is off screen "Ah! I feel so stupid!"

The same voice as before says, "No, c'mon, you're doing great."

Nina gathers herself before looking back at the camera & offering a dazzling smile, "Alright boys - I can promise I'll always look this good! Send me a message if you think you can handle this."

The video ends with a link to a dating website for Supernaturals: CryptoLink.

Controversial Police Program

Boston Massachusetts steps out of the past and embraces what looks like the future with their new Vigilante Rehabilitation program, starting with the glowing, ball playing Master Batter himself. This announcement has come with mixed reviews from the people of Boston, especially the Asian community, but the Chief of Police has already made it official. He has assured the public that they will be keeping a strong eye on Jason, but in this world full of super hero movies and books, it's only natural people will start trying this vigilantism, which he repeats is Illegal, and he hopes that with a program like this, we can have this rise in... "Special" people on the side of peace and justice, instead of having masked thugs running the streets thinking they are above the law. 

Winter Storm Caused By Wildfire in Michigan Striking Goshen Indiana

Good evening, Goshen, Indiana. We are currently witnessing a highly unusual and potentially hazardous weather event. A winter storm, influenced by a wildfire in Michigan, is affecting our area with a unique combination of ashy hail and lighter snowfall.

The hail, infused with ash from the distant wildfire, is the primary concern. These ashy hailstones are not only unusual but could pose a risk to both people and property. The snowfall, while less intense than initially expected, adds to the complexity of the situation with its mix of ash and ice.

Residents are advised to exercise caution. The ashy hail can create dangerous conditions, particularly for driving and outdoor activities. It is recommended to stay indoors, protect vehicles, and secure any vulnerable outdoor items.

Those with respiratory sensitivities should be especially cautious due to the ash content in the air. Visibility may be reduced, and the combination of ash and icy conditions could lead to challenging and hazardous travel.

Emergency services are monitoring the situation closely. We urge everyone in the community to stay updated with the latest weather advisories. Please prioritize your safety during this extraordinary weather event. Stay safe, Goshen.

Terrorist attack in McNee Ranch State Park!

Breaking news out of California!

[A still picture from the air, of a forest on fire]

What authorities are referring to as a 'terrorist attack' occurred last night in McNee Ranch State Park.  Officials currently believe a car bomb was detonated in the park, killing several individuals and starting an area on fire. The fire took several hours to contain, and left hundreds of acres burnt.

We'll be bringing you live updates as we know more.  For the moment, we recommend individuals stay safe and at home...

New Celebrity Couple in Seattle?/Liam Holloway Statement

New Celebrity Couple in Seattle?

Over the past weeks, Emily Miller, poster girl for Gen-Wyld, has been sighted traveling around with an individual identified as Liam Holloway, most well known for his appearance in Serbia and his benevolent acts as a volunteer firefighter, on the streets of Seattle.

Recently, we have received confirmation that the two are currently dating and living together. The pair seem to possess a strong and healthy relationship if what the everyday citizen encountering them are to be believed.

There has been notable backlash announced by individuals close to Mr. Holloway though, particularly from his father who has made it very public about his strong dissatisfaction regarding the choices his son has made and his support for the Sons of Salem.

No comment has been made in response to the above statement from either as of yet.

Liam Holloway Statement Regarding Serbia

This following statement was recorded by the journalist Jeremy Wayne.

"Now, Mr. Holloway, I understand that many people are quite curious about your involvement in the events that occurred in Belgrade, Serbia. Would it be alright if you enlightened us on your side of the story?"

"Yeah, I was in Serbia - just on vacation in the general region, eh? Was nothing special about it until those hosiers started shooting up the crowd. ISIS? I mean no, I have no opinion on all that beyond you have to be a special kind of @$$%*=&^ to shoot up innocent people. I was just there, you know. Did what I had to do. The Ghosts? Well, I don't know a lot about all that, but sure, why not: if I'd been killed by a hosier I'd probably have something to say about it after too, eh? I don't blame those people one bit for not taking death lying down - they're the victims after all."

"The other two? Yeah, I saw the guy with the guns, probably was security or something. Yeah, I worked on the Fox Girl. She was injured, & that's my job. Where did she come from? Do I look like a Furry expert? Werepeople are people too, just with a unique medical condition - we train for BSI so we don't get infected, but refusing to work on them in a Medical Emergency is just as backward as Doctors refusing to work on AIDS patients back in the day. I'll help ANYBODY who needs help, eh? If they're a werefox, or a ghost, or anything else - if they're in trouble, I'm going in. Which is what I did in Serbia. The gun? Yeah, I found that in the scuffle, seemed like a good idea at the time, right? I dumped it on the scene after, didn't want anyone thinking I was a combatant. No idea where it went after. I saw the video, yeah - the shimmer could be heat shimmer? Come to think of it, it was real shiny, chrome-like you know? Really stood out in the stall when the shooting started. It's probably still there."

New Development Team at Blue Monkey Games

Blue Monkey games has begun a hiring spree to fill in staff for an upcoming gacha game they're developing, adding to their team a Bryan Bosch, the man has revamped and improved the art style to the delight of many fans eager to see the game finished and pushed out. On social media excitement for the development has increased almost solely due to his attention to detail, and almost painting-like art style that makes many think his talents could be used for fine art rather than a simple game. But those who wish to play the upcoming title have more than happily accepted the developer's new policy of hiring on new talents and giving more people a shot in the gaming industry. 

Texarkana Quarantined... Again

It seems only recently that this small city reached the news involving a supposed terrorist attack, now mysterious affliction rendered nearly the entire city unconscious. Police and military are currently investigating the situation and have quarantined the city to ensure everyone is safe. Whatever the cause, it does not appear to be contagious, but anyone who was passing in or through Texarkana in or near January 22nd to the 24th are advised to do to your nearest hospital.

Huron Manistee National Forest BURNS!!!

Panic ensues as flames consume the forests of Michigan, causing unrelenting destruction through the woodlands.

Fire Teams respond to what is clearly a malicious act of arson with little hope of containing the raging inferno - whole towns are consumed by the wildfire, the number of missing are largely presumed to be dead. Thousands of acres are burning & the fires spread yet unchecked.

Investigation teams have not yet discovered who was behind the blaze, though forensics have not been able to get to the heart of the forest fire.

The National Guard has been dispatched to help evacuate threatened villages. Even so, the situation is grim.

Clown attacked in Seattle.

KIRO-7 Seattle online news clip.

Last night a local man was assaulted and brutally injured at a gas station in the early hours of the morning. The police are currently investigating this incident and the possible ties to a local group that has targeted well known super powered individuals in the area. The victim received numerous severe injuries and was hospitalized. Early speculation is that the attack was motivated due to the victims job of being a circus performer. We have a security camera video of the attack, warning to our viewers it is somewhat graphic.

A clip plays showing grainy footage of a gas station plays. The clip is black and white and faces are difficult to make out. In the video two men walk up towards each other both holding melee weapons. The attacker swings first, his attack is dodged and then he is hit by a counter attack and knocked out of frame. 

Meteor Strikes Airplane Just Above Detroit Air Space with no recorded survivors

[AWFUL] Terrible Monster Captured on Video!

The Cyptoleak video starts.  It's showing a man with a big beard, gesturing energetically.  He's speaking brazilian, but there's auto-generated subtitles along the bottom.

"YOUR MIND WILL BE BLOWN BY WHAT JUST HAPPENED IN A MORUMBI HOTEL.  AN ACTUAL CRYPTID IN OUR MIDST." 

The video changes.  It's showing what's obviously a camera feed of a hotel lobby.  There's a timestamp on.  It looks pretty normal for a few moments before a man runs across the video screaming. Then, there's a blur.  A red circle moves across the screen.

"DID YOU SEE IT?  LET'S SEE IT AGAIN, SLOWED DOWN."

The video plays again.  This time, the red circle follows what's obviously a humanoid blur. Looking closely, there.. does seem to be a ...grid line? Or.. was that skin? It was some kind of horrible monster, obviously, made of cut up cubes of flesh, almost invisible.

"DID IT JUST EAT  SOMEONE IN THE HOTEL?  MAYBE.  THE STAFF ARE REFUSING TO COMMENT!  BUT DO YOU WANT TO KNOW A SECRET?"

The video cuts back to the man, who leans in.

"I HAVE A SECRET CONTACT.  SOME OF THE STAFF ARE ATTENDING THERAPY FOR JUST SEEING THIS THING.  THAT'S HOW HORRIBLE IT WAS.  WHAT ARE THE POLICE DOING?  THEY NEED TO HUNT THIS THING DOWN..."

A haunted Bazaar, confirmation of what happens after death?!

RTS2 special news

The broadcast begins with an aerial view of several people being cared for in ambulances, photographs of people nursing bandaged wounds in hospital beds, and a video of a mostly empty bazaar. Primarily vacant, except for the spectral figures that flit between the stalls. Many of them are trying and failing to find some way to interact with the world around them. More confused than vengeful specters, for the most part, some wail in despair, and others. Other reactions can be seen from the overweight ghost of a man who rushes toward the video taker before the feed cuts back to a newsroom. A middle-aged man with a bushy mustache, the anchor of the day, as 

Euronews.com was the first to break the news once cellular and satellite signal service was returned to civilians in Belgrade, Serbia. During the downtime, it seems as though ISIS did make good on its promise to execute an attack on the capital of Serbia. Still, while the Serbian military managed to keep most of the forces and the battle itself from reaching the capital, a small squad of insurgents had managed to infiltrate the world-famous bazaar at the foot of the fortress at the city's edge. Reports state that a strange man, an as-of-yet unidentified man, and an unidentified woman who turned into a cartoon fox were responsible for preventing this attack. We cut now to a video feed taken from one of the undamaged security cameras of a nearby store showcasing the unidentified man who had participated in ending the attack and the wayward hero who, in the chaos of it all, saw fit to ensure that Serbian lives were preserved even as this incredible phenomenon began to happen around him. These are indeed strange times we live in." 

This was every contractor's nightmare, a feature on live TV. It showcases Liam's incredible medical skill as he operates on as many patients as he can physically reach once, each movement deftly traceable and mundane but done with precision that world-class surgeons would be envious of. Meanwhile, the unidentified man would watch, assault rifles sprouting from his jacket as if wary that there may be more terrorists nearby just as the cartoon fox in full tactical gear would return, now with a smashed snoot that was practically dented inward, the video cutting out just as he'd do his best to tend to the wounded snout of the creature and specters would begin to rise from the dead.

"As of yet, it is unknown why or how the spirits of the dead have risen from the corpses of those unjustly killed by the violent extremist group, but some suppose that the hero surgeon identified as Liam Holloway, an EMS in Canada, may be connected. These claims are as of yet unsubstantiated, but what is known is that a foreign man saved the lives of over two dozen Serbians on that day. While the government continues to puzzle over this new haunted bazaar, we honor the man who stood up to terror."

The channel then cuts away from the close-up to observe a moment of silence, which is shortly followed by a cut to the Serbian National Anthem being played in front of propaganda imagery before it cuts back, a new anchor behind the desk, who swiftly begins to discuss the results of the latest FIFA match. 

Mysterious 'Unicorn' Sightings Across the Great Plains Stir Wonder and Worry

In recent months, the Great Plains have become the epicenter of a remarkable phenomenon: sightings of creatures believed to be unicorns. These reports have captured the public's imagination and raised questions among scientists and wildlife experts.

Horse-like Creatures Mistaken for Unicorns: Across the vast expanses of the Great Plains, herds of horse-like creatures have been spotted, each bearing a striking resemblance to the mythical unicorn. Witnesses describe them as exceptionally swift, moving with a grace and speed that surpasses that of ordinary horses. These creatures, initially perceived as enchanting and benign, have shown unexpected traits: their mouths and limbs suggest an adaptation for survival, possibly for defense or hunting, which is at odds with their otherwise gentle appearance.

A Giant Among Them: More astonishing is the sighting of a single, elephant-sized creature among these 'unicorns.' This behemoth, blending the grandeur of an elephant with the mythical allure of a unicorn, has become a source of both awe and analysis. Intriguingly, its horn appears to have a unique function, seemingly able to purify water. This extraordinary feature has led to speculation about the creature's role in its habitat and the potential implications for the ecosystem.

The sudden appearance of these 'unicorns' in the Great Plains has ignited a flurry of activity among local communities and researchers. Ecologists are particularly interested in understanding how these creatures fit into the local ecosystem and what their long-term impact might be. There's a growing debate about whether these are indeed new species, previously undiscovered, or perhaps a result of some unknown environmental change.

For the local populations, these sightings have been a source of wonder, but also concern. While many are enchanted by the idea of unicorns roaming the plains, others worry about the implications for safety and the natural balance of the region.

As the scientific community scrambles to study these creatures, the line between myth and reality continues to blur. The Great Plains, with its new and mysterious inhabitants, has become a living testament to the enduring mystery and wonder of the natural world.

Cryptid Sightings Increasing in Volume!

In the three months since the initial reports of cryptid sightings in the United States, the situation has taken a dramatic turn. Rather than developing new abilities, these cryptids have begun appearing in greater numbers, raising significant concerns about their impact on local ecosystems and communities.

In Michigan, the White Stag, previously a solitary sighting, is no longer alone. Reports of multiple stags with similar characteristics have emerged from other parks and rural areas. These creatures continue to display aggressive behavior, leading to increased incidents of property damage and public safety concerns. The authorities are struggling to keep the population in check, balancing public safety with conservation efforts.

Washington DC’s Wildlife Crisis has escalated as the mysterious apex predator is now believed to be part of a larger group. Sightings of similar creatures have been reported in neighboring states, suggesting a migration or a significant increase in their population. Biologists are particularly concerned about the potential for these predators to disrupt local ecosystems, as they prey on a variety of species, including some that are endangered.

Chicago’s Fire-Breathing Rats have become a widespread problem, no longer confined to isolated areas. The infestation has spread to multiple neighborhoods, causing widespread panic and infrastructural damage. City officials are struggling to contain the outbreak, with traditional pest control methods proving ineffective against these unusual rodents. The increase in rat-related incidents has led to heightened public health concerns, especially in densely populated areas.

The growing number of cryptid sightings and encounters has led to a national conversation about wildlife management and environmental protection. Scientists and cryptid researchers are collaborating more closely in an effort to understand these creatures and their impact on the environment. Meanwhile, local governments are implementing emergency measures to ensure public safety and minimize the ecological impact of these cryptids.

As communities grapple with the reality of these once-mythical beings, questions about their origins and intentions remain unanswered. The situation has blurred the lines between science and mythology, leaving many to wonder what other mysteries the natural world may hold.

Lake Geneva Clown Car

Footage has appeared on several news stations of a clown weaving between traffic while walking the speed limit. From dash cams and security cameras to shaky phone footage, all show the clown accompanied by the sound of bells and faint circus music. Making no attempt to disguise his face, and openly wearing three bedazzled Sons of Salem patches, many speculate on what led to the event.

CNN and Fox have already covered the story, and both have interviews posted online.

“He ran right past me!” A shorter woman standing with children addresses the camera.
“He was so cool!” “I wanna go to the circus!” the children say.
Hushing the children, the woman continues, ”I think I heard he was wearing one of those Sons of Salem patches too! Seems like a reckless, dangerous troublemaker to me. We were going 60! My family could have been hurt!”

“I don’ know much about the Sons, but I know he ain’t one o’ them!” A balding man says to the camera. ”He’ll stay outta the south of he knows what’s good for ‘im, and outta Wisconsin too! It’s a rough crowd, and frilly jokers like that won’t make it, Sons or no!”

”I think this is a clear publicity stunt,” says a portly reporter. “Probably some Cirque du Soleil wannabes looking to stir up controversy.”

Mountain Lion Moses in Nevada?

There's a shaky camera recording, taken out of a moving car.  A man in imperial clothes - The famous Emperor Norton - is walking along the side of the road, surrounded by mountain lions.

Afterwards, it cuts to a more stable, professional video of the Alien Cathouse Brothel, which is currently surrounded by fifty to sixty mountain lions.

"Today, a most incredible sight!  The Great Emperor Norton is apparently a mountain lion whisper!  We have this interview..."

A video of Emperor Norton speaking plays.

"So, why did you summon all of these mountain lions here?"

"...They are a vital keystone species of our great nation.   It was necessary to gather them all up for treatment, and there was no other way..."

The good Emperor spends a while exposing the benefits of the mountain lions.

In the background, the Emperor wanders off to yowl at a mountain lion being threatened by a broom.  The mountain lion wanders off after.

Terrorists Crash Plane in Illinois!

The Springfield-Sun

Terrorist Attack Crashes Plane! Family of 5 Killed...

Chip Douglas Wanted in Connection to Terrorist Attack

(An image of a young man with dark hair wearing a T-shirt and khakis is featured here, appearing to be dashcam footage)

Chip Douglas, an Xfinity cable worker, is suspected to be involved with these terrorist attacks. If you see him, or any related suspicious activity, please call the number below:

318-594-8775

If you see this symbol 

(pictured is a symbol of a glowing skull on a computer screen)

please call the number above. It is suspected to be evidence of a hacker who may be part of the terrorist cell responsible for this reprehensible attack on American soil.

Terrorists Crash Plane Off of I-55, Killing Family of 5

The nation mourns the Margrave family today (pictured below are a farmhouse family of 5), unjustly slain in a terrible attack upon American soil. Late Sunday evening, an unregistered plane was crashed by terrorists off of I-55. The suspects fled the scene, hacking several police vehicles and leading to the death of officer James Turner. Several good citizens of Illinois were injured in the chaos as well. My heart bleeds for my fellow Illinoisans harmed in this terror attack. 

-April Greens, reporter on scene

The Pillars of Heaven will Tremble

Across the entire width & breadth of the Maelstrom, strange events occur.

Some events are minor, innocuous - milk curdles, wine glasses ring subtly to an unheard tone.

In other cases, the effects are dramatic - long dead volcanoes erupt, the sun emits violent solar storms & dims ever so slightly.

For those sensitive to such things, it is as if a great bell was rung. As if one of the Seven Seals of Armageddon was opened, & that the end has in fact begun. For most, life goes on as if nothing happened - the sun sets & rises, our fragile world turns on it's axis as it ever has & will continue to do so.

For the Wise, they may learn the truth. The signs & portents show that someone has walked paths no Mortal was ever meant to tread.

Gen-Wyld Giveaway? Or A New Competitor?

-And onto our next story.  A heartwarming one today.  Today, we're speaking with Jean Amers, a recipient of one of the 'mystery' organs.  Over the last couple of weeks, people on transplant waiting lists have been receiving early Christmas presents - much needed organs.

"Hi Jean.  You're looking well."

"Yeah.  I was... I was sure I was going to die, and then.. just, on the doorstep.  A cooler!  My wife was confused - thought it was a misdelivered thing.  But we looked inside, and it was a heart!  We thought it was a cruel joke for a bit, but it was a real one.  We looked it up online, and apparently some good seminarian is sending organs to people!  The hospital says they won't put it it - something about not putting random organs with no chain of knowledge or such, and-  Yeah.  I'm in Mexico now.  But it's great!  My new heart is working great."

"Thank you, Jean.  We're all glad to see you with your new heart.  So yes.  Questions abound about who is sending these organs out.  Is it a Gen-Wyld publicity stunt? Is it some competitor trying to drum up talking about themselves before revealing themselves?  Is it just some true good seminarian in a garage lab saving lives?  We truly don't know.  But one thing we can say for certain - the people whos lives these organs have saved are thankful.

Next up - urban foxes - actually kitsune?  We speak to a Japanese priest who says that 'killing stones' need to be brought to America's shores...'

Winnipeg Suspected Supernatural Assaults/Loup Garnier Found!

Winnipeg Suspected Supernatural Assaults

A young Asian woman speaks through the screen.

"During this weekend, near Christmas Eve, several suspected supernatural assailants stormed two locations, providing a terrible and gruesome scene at each. The death toll numbering three, a truly a evil and malicious act of violence on the part of these alien murderers who believe themselves above the law!

The first attack occurred around at 8:00 P.M., in the apartment complex that one of the victims, 44 year old Sullivan Barbosa Castro, lived in. We have a witness who on site when it all occurred. Miss Meskill, could you please elaborate?"

The screen cuts to a slim blonde woman who looks absolutely terrorized.

"I-I was there with Sullivan, uh doing a tarot card reading, when an explosion happened right next to me... Some rubble, I think, caught me in the shoulder and I fell down, hit my head. There was a van, I think, yeah, uh, a van that just burst through the seventh floor wall! I heard shouting next. Fire alarms blaring, i-it was terrible. A few seconds later, as I was getting up and trying to get out of there, Sullivan was getting something out of his briefcase but I heard a voice say something like, police surrender? Anyways, a bunch of fucking ghost hands appeared in front of Sullivan, blocking something before being torn apart and his fingers were blown away as whatever hit him. That's before the cold voice said something about getting Sullivan. Then his bloody skull ablates, I fucking saw his head explo-"

The Asian reporter interjects.

"Now Miss Meskill, from what I understand, this event was highly traumatizing for you?"

The blonde woman goes to open her mouth but instead meekly nods.

"Yeah... They got me to get on the floor, some shimmering force and a man in like, fire fighter gear or something... I stayed there until help arrived..."

The Asian reporter continues.

"Those were unacceptable circumstances you found yourself in, we need to increase our defense against these threats! Similar to what Reggio Calabria is doing now, the supernatural need to be put under the same jurisdiction as the rest of us are and we need increase our defenses too! Citizens, we need to keep a watchful surveillance out for any potential menaces and report them appropriately. In fact, this was not the last this group of assailants would strike today."

She takes a deep breath, adjusting her hair.

"Not even an hour later, the outstanding criminal investigator, Laura Williams and her philanthropist husband, Ted Williams, were found brutally killed. A bullet was put through Ted's head and Laura, well she was deconstructed... Literally, a savage of a human removed her piece by piece. They were attacked within the confines of the home. Neighbors report an ambulance outside the house when this happened and hearing screams.

Sullivan's body has not yet been located but he is presumed dead from Miss Meskill's testimony.

The motivation and identities of these individuals are still not known as of yet, but citizens can be assured that the police are doing their investigation into this matter."

Loup Garnier Found!

Child of famous wealthy investor, Arnold Garnier, was kidnapped on their way back to school months ago. Today though, they were found deposited outside of a police station.

Security camera footage shows the kid suddenly appearing on the doorstep.

The young child was in a terrible mental state and is currently recovering, no information has been leaked about what occurred to them as of now.

Majdanek State Museum Declines Haunted Certification

The now defunct Majdanek State Museum--which was founded in 1944 on the grounds of the Nazi Germany Majdanek death camp in Lublin, Poland--has declined a haunted certification from the Supernatural Sights Society (SSS). The Society is a small yet prestigious non-governmental organization known for its strict standards for confirming the presence of poltergeist activity. It does not give out its certifications readily, and to hold a certification near-guarantees a steady influx of tourists who seek out the paranormal.

"This is simply an administrative misunderstanding. We did not apply for certification nor do we want one," spokeswoman Agnieszka Kowalczyk-Nowak explains to the reporter. "After two devastating fires each time the museum re-opened in the last ten years, Governor Obremski has put all plans involving the museum on hold. Presently, we have no intentions of making the site open to the public as a memorial museum or otherwise."

SSS declined to disclose who specifically applied for the certification on behalf of the defunct museum, although they explained in an email that this individual "appeared to have authority to enter the property, know the property well, and coordinated the investigators' vists." Upon publicly announcing the awarding of the certificate, the NGO seemed surprised by state museum's reaction.

"Please continue to respect these hallowed grounds," Kowalczyk-Nowak asks the public. "This is not the place for sight-seeing nor playing Pokémon Go. We have increased the security to ensure that the uncountable lives lost here continue to be honored."

Wolves returning to Ohio?

....Thank you.  And now, in other news for our great state of Ohio...

Recent reports coming out of Richmond suggest that that maybe wild wolves are returning to the state.  Let's see that video, Jim.

[A shakey phone camera video is played.  It shows a group of people camping in the forest, and then there's the characteristic howl of a wolf.  Joined by other howls, becoming a chorus.]

"We're going to bring on an expert who says why this probably isn't the case, and those howls were from what has been termed by scientists as 'coy-wolves' - often raised by people who think they'll make great pets, and then just release them in the woods when they become too much to handle.  We'll be discussing why this is a bad idea, and wolves - of any type - are not pets - just after this commercial break."

The Little Rock Hill Institue

A newscast would show on MSNBC in San Francisco, California and nationwide, staying within the US airwaves mostly...

"We are here at Little Rock Hill Institution, a new school that opened up on the outskirts of San Francisco. This trade school has been opened up by several benefactors to bring together people of all faiths, and backgrounds, and offer several trades and skills to those that attend. Now this isn't any old university, it seems as if the principal has elected to hire teachers from all walks of life and all manner of skills."

The camera would pan to one such teacher, she was adorned with an attire that made her look like some form of fortune teller, complete with purple robes, piercings, and a crystal ball. "Madam Torinanna is here with us, please can you tell us more about your position and what you teach here?" The woman would smile, her black lipstick shining on camera.

"Certainly, I teach the aspects of the stars, fortunes, and the distant abyss that circles our very world." 

"I see, and you feel that is a worthwhile thing to be teaching students? Is this what you were hired for?"

"In fact, yes. I was told by our principal that this school and its instructors are from all manner of backgrounds and skill sets. From learning of law, arts, and natural aspects of biology. To learn of the extravagant, the supernatural, and the occult. Ensuring that in this day and age where sightings of possible monsters, creatures that bump in the night, and entities that are beyond our understanding- we can learn some means of understanding the unknown."

"That is quite an ambitious request, so this is a supernatural school?"

"Not per se. We are here to bring in knowledge and have teachers who are both skilled in what they do and can provide some general good to the pursuit of knowledge and understanding. As such we'd like to invite all of those who would be interested in our institution, those of supernatural origin, those interested in such, or those wishing to learn a skill set not of the mundane."

As the interview would wind down and the woman would leave out of view they would smile and say, "You've heard it here first, if you're interested in a school such as this they're offering classes, studies, and requesting teachers for a modest pay and many benefits. Back to you Tom!"

The newscast would then turn to something about how red wine could be good for you.

Cardinal Agosti Makes Preperations

In the underground heart of Vatican City, a subtle meeting was arranged. The result of the meeting reveals a large gash across the the chamber for anyone who is privy to the location or has contacts in the Vatican. Cardinal Agosti leaves the meeting smiling.

Rinaldo Giordano, an old war veteran who used to be the personal driver for one Cardinal Agosti, comes out of retirement in order to provide rides for specific individual(s) working with the Vatican.

When arriving at locations in order shepherd the mysterious individual(s), they seem particularly unhappy, and they are commonly seen complaining to family members and friends although they have not yet raised any issue towards their employer yet.

Calabrian Politician Changes Stances: New Bounty for Sea Monster/Modern Miracle: "An Angel Regrew My Arm!"/Tragic Passing of Lawyer

Calabrian Politician Changes Stances: New Bounty for Sea Monster

The current mayor of Reggio Calabria, Michele Roberto, has drastically changed his policies and is apparently aiming towards addressing supernatural threats in the area instead of focusing efforts on criminal activity (particularly the 'Ndrangheta) which he has been fighting for the past year.

He states: "Our current objectives should be securing a peaceful home and route for our people in these turbulent times. Powerful, esoteric, enigmatic and dangerous beings roam around our nation, preying on the hardworking citizens that call Italy home. We need to stop this! In fact, we are posting a 500,000 Euro bounty for a terrible sea monster that has been disrupting and terrorizing our imports and exports or 10,000 Euros for any substantial information provided."

Modern Miracle: "An Angel Regrew My Arm!"

The CSO for MedaVita, an Italian pharmaceutical company, Drina Offredi, unfortunately lost her right arm while going home several weeks ago due to mysterious circumstances. In these recent days though, she has revealed her healed and whole arm that she claims that an angel that God has sent for the company's good deeds healed.

"She looked like as if the clouds that the pearly gates of Heaven stood upon conformed itself into a human body and she fed me what looked like powdered gold entrapped within an amethyst pouch. I saw and heard a chorus when it was regrowing."

Media outlets have been reporting this piece of news and the company itself has been promoting this event. Company shares have increased by a significant portion recently, killing the drama about their controversial 'vaccine' against Ghoul Fever.

Tragic Passing of Lawyer

Paride Oscuro, a lawyer currently representing a family suing MedaVita for false claims regarding their 'vaccine' against Ghoul Fever has tragically passed due to gang violence, the perpetrators have not yet been found.

Local couple almost abducted by aliens?!

As you click on a YouTube link with an obvious clickbait title you see a video start up showing a woman standing with a local man, she would begin her interview...

"This is Lura Blackburn with Cryptids & Callsigns, I'm here with Mr. Markus Torenzo about the possible sightings of some possible cryptids or-" Being cut off the man, standing at around 5'8" and weighing well over 200 lbs would interject.

"It's aliens! I know it sounds crazy and like I'm a loon or something but even other people in town have started seeing them around more." The man would say in a mix of worry, but keeping his composure mostly as a woman beside him would pat his shoulder for him to calm down.

Lura would continue the interview. "So you say that these aliens have been showing up frequently then? Do you have any proof? Or maybe information about them? Even why they're here?" 

The woman beside him, his wife, would elaborate. "Yes, so while we were taking out the trash we noticed some furry critters nearby, we thought it was maybe raccoons but these critters stood on two legs and were CARRYING the raccoons away! I don't know why they were doing this, but I got a few pictures before they skedaddled. But it's hard to say if it's valid. "I don't know why they're here just for our pests, but if it means I don't gotta worry about them collecting us, I don't mind them much at all."

On the video a few somewhat blurry pictures of humanoid creatues holding furry objects, almost like cats were runnign behind a house. They could eaisly be mistaken for kids in costumes of some sort.

Lura would then nod, smiling before adding, "I see, maybe they're friendly aliens? Or maybe this could be a part of some deep-state, deep-space plot to start turning people into these monsters we keep seeing! Either way, thank you both for the interview! If you want to follow me on twitter, face book, or subscribe to my youtube channel please follow me on all the social medias, be sure to like, favorite, comment, and subscribe and I'll catch you next time!" 

Valent Arms and Gen-Wyld Partnership

Recent reports reveal that Valent Arms and Gen-Wyld have recently engaged in a partnership as Valent Arm's owner, Jason Valent, rises to the position of 'Head of Vehicles'. It seems like the younger company has entered a deal with Gen-Wyld in order to potentially provide them with batteries that function remarkably similar to aluminum-air batteries that AlumaPower has a patent on.

AlumaPower has not yet provided any information regarding their response nor have they pursued any legal action yet, although that may change should the new batteries that Valent Arm is working on exists their testing phase.

The new Head of Vehicles position seems to entail the responsibility of supplying the company with new developments and modifications regarding their vehicles, as such it is safe to say that individuals can expect more protection and efficiency from vehicles Gen-Wyld uses for it's various purposes, such as delivery or security.

Steve Darwin Fired/Thomas Murphy Jr.'s Funeral

----------------Steve Darwin Fired----------------

Steve Darwin was fired from his occupation eight days after he was hired by a hospital in Toronto, Canada. The reason for this being his unacceptable outburst regarding 'co-worker ghosts' as a reason to abandon his position. Steve states that they suspect the recently deceased Thomas Murphy Jr. to be the cause. Famous internet 'exorcist' and suspected charlatan, Renato Bohdan, reveals that he surveyed the area and there were "no hauntings to be seen from my third eye."

----------------Thomas Murphy Jr.'s Funeral----------------

Cherished husband, father, and co-worker, Thomas Murphy Jr. passes away after his condition worsened in a hospital. His death was caused by the several gun shot and stab wounds inflicted upon him while he was on duty.

Thomas' wife, Rebecca Murphy and daughter, Rebecca Murphy Jr., as well as several of his co-workers and friends attended his funeral. One of these co-workers, Officer David Arce spoke extremely highly of his deceased friend. "God damn best cop I've ever had 'he pleasure of working with. Real shame he died from those bastards, we'll get 'em though, if not for the people then for him. Watch over us, Tom."

Protestor Castrated Outside Controversial Funeral

A Sons of Salem protestor had his genitals severed with a Pepsi can at a protest earlier today. The Pepsi can was thrown by GenWyld spokeswoman Emily Miller. The GenWyld legal team claims the can was deflected in self defense, any damages cause are allegedly accidental. The Sons of Salem group has refuted these claims, the anti-monster group asserts the can was thrown unprovoked by the werewolfess in a violation of the groups right to peaceful protest.

A few shaky videos of the incident have surfaced but none of them clearly show the source of the can. Arguments rage in online forums of who should be held responsible for the can.

The scuffle occurred just outside of Greenwich Village Funeral Homes. The Sons of Salem posted up in the are to protest the funeral of Dr. Rhea McAlister an alleged supernatural figure in her own right. The Son's claim that she using demonic ritual and commit occultic crimes in order to pervert the form of others away from their godly image. They claim her soul now rests where it should in hell and that her life should not be celebrated as it was by the funerary attendants.

Mass shooting in Portland, six dead.

Portland News Network Bulletin!

Today, the city is in shock following a mass shooting event - a pitched gun battle between what what police are stating was two rival gangs on the edge of Portland.   Viewers, the following footing may be disturbing.  Discretion is advised.

A video plays - it appears to be a cell phone video taken from a second story building.  Curtains are visible on both sides - the camera holder is staying back.  There's a pitched gun battle between two sides, both with automatic weapons.  The assailants, using three jeeps as cover,  eventually make entry into the building.  They're all wearing long, heavy coats.  Particularly sharp viewers may notice a tail on one of them. 

The entire fight lasts less than a minute, several causalities on the attacking side.  The video ends with a fire in the building.

Currently, police are stating there were six bodies in the fire.  They're urging anyone with information to come forward - call the number at the bottom of your screen now.

Next up - Are long dresses coming back in style?  We talk to our fashion columnist..

Sons of Salem accused of spurring child murder

Local RCMP spoke publicly against Sons of Salem, accusing them of encouraging fanatics to child murder and hunting wildlife at the expense of public safety. Six were found dead, with multiple witnesses. All three Sons of Salem members died, police investigation is ongoing.

Witness and local supply shop owner Gunther comes forth but incriminates themself for arms dealing. Taken into witness protection after being argued down to disturbing the peace by lawyer Harold Polk.

CBC reports a higher level of domestic violence among Sons of Salem members and suggests the Canadian government label them terrorists.

A recent poll of Canadians finds 95% of Canadians feel "very negatively" about The Sons of Salem.

Beloved Son Presumed Dead/Brisbane Disappearances Skyrockets

----------------Beloved Son Presumed Dead----------------

The cherished child of Cid and Sophia Locke, Klaus M. Locke, is presumed dead after several weeks of him missing. Klaus was last sighted in a 7-Eleven purchasing scratch-off tickets. The owner, John Clarkman states that Klaus' last words to him where "Maybe karma does exist." and sincerely hopes that it is true and Klaus is in a better place now.

At Klaus' funeral, a great amount of people show up to mourn his death, including his parents, his brother Luke, his old boss Brennan Freeman as well as several of his friends from university. One Harold Ford also attends this event but the relationship between Klaus and the Vice-President of Ford Motors is currently unknown though. All guests speak fondly of the naïve yet optimistic locksmith.

Police state that they are currently investigating the mysterious circumstances that led to Klaus' disappearance and they already have ideas.

His grave states: "Lost and Found"

----------------Brisbane Disappearances Skyrockets----------------

Within the recent few weeks in Brisbane, Australia, the number of mysterious disappearances skyrockets to never before seen levels. The amount of thefts also increases by a substantial amount as citizens are starting to become worried. Police states that they suspect a newly created or migrated criminal ring being set up in the city.

Billions Donated to Blind Children & New Controversial "Buddy" Program

After the recent passing of financial magnate and devout Republican Timothy Humbug, it was discovered that he willed his entire estate to the Blind Children’s Foundation, the fundraising arm of the Indiana School for the Blind and Visually Impaired (ISBVI). The undisclosed sum (estimated to be in the billions) will be used to double the capacity of the school from 150 to 300 in the next ten years, including accepting students from other states if the in-state needs are fully met. The massive remainder will be put into a lasting endowment to fund the additional operations, expand existing programs, and develop new ones in perpetuity.

Leslie Durst, Dean of Students at ISBVI, openly cried tears of joy. "A gift like this..." sniff sniff "...is unprecedented..." wipes her eyes clear "...and will benefit the lives of blind and visually impaired children for years to come." blows her nose "May the Good Lord bless your resting soul, Mr. Humbug!"

Several days after hearing the good news, ISBVI reported receiving a highly unusual, very different type of donation: a box of seven animated--quite possibly living--mute teddy bears about two feet tall and each with one unusually monstrous feature--a red slit eye, tendrils for an arm and hand, a pitch black claw leg. According to Durst, the box came with dossiers on each stuffed animal, complete with comprehensive notes on their health and professional headshots. The box also came with a letter explaining that these beings were "found in detrimental working condition," nursed back to health, and repaired by none other than the late prosthetic genius and controversial artist Dr. Rhea Allister. The letter further specified that these creatures were seeking new (residential) employment opportunities and desired to make a positive difference in the world by helping blind children. The author of the letter is unknown, although many speculate it to be Dr. Allister herself and the carrying out of her will, as stuffed animals are considered property.

According to Durst, "In honor of Dr. Allister's legacy of helping low-income youth--and after consulting with the community of parents, teachers, and students--we decided to give these, um, beings a chance."

Specifically, the school is piloting a "buddy" program for children who are both blind and who have additional developmental needs, as the stuffed animals seem to be incredibly patient while playing with and listening to the youth. The new "plushy hires" are currently on a probationary period.

Nevertheless, the decision to accept them into ISBVI as even temporary, probationary employees has been met with anti-supernatural backlash by predominantly conservative communities, including the Sons of Salem. The appearance of these creatures also sparked heated debates that Dr. Allister "went too far" by bringing such creatures to life for her own experimental purposes, although such claims are entirely speculative.

The teddy bears themselves did not provide any comments (written or otherwise).

Strange Occurrences Across the Tohoku Expressway

Fairly popular posts containing photos regarding strange occurrences across the Tohoku Expressway are posted on a website. In it, discussions regarding various different unusual events and objects which have been sighted recently are occurring.

Near Tokyo, on of the roads are several photographs of what appears to be three dead deer with body parts ripped off of them lying on the ground. Dried blood pools around them. Shattered glass seasons the floor.

Further away up North contains a post about how a hiking couple found three strange stone pillars in middle of the forest, around the road.

Even further though, a pile of dead crows lay broken on the highway.

Past that, a huge boulder that has crashed into several trees, blowing past them, is photographed. The abnormal boulder is almost four meters wide.

Nearing Aomori, a self proclaimed gas station employee writes that there was a robbery of sorts that occurred in a flash and some foreigner killed invisible demons with a wooden mallet. A pistol, rifle, two masks as well as a duffle bag was found on monstrous corpses. Part of the station also blew up according to them. The post is shortly deleted afterwards.

Sightings of a localized storm is also been discussed, right outside Aomori. A photo of a burn marks on the road is shared. A different photo of what seems to be an unnatural gargantuan wolf-like creature is taken down almost as soon as it is posted.

No one talks about these events anymore mere days later.

Village No Longer Plagued

A rural village in Kawaba is freed from whatever malevolent spirit that was ruining their crops and causing illnesses to their people. The villagers speak of a exorcist who disguises themselves as a foreigner who does not understand Japanese that bravely searches the town with a companion demon that they have subjugated. After cleverly tricking the evil wind spirit who spreads their lies as the false caretaker of the sacred shrine and shares meals with the village folk. The exorcist discovering the terrible charm that links the Kaze no Kami's horrid gaze to them determined that the creature was the disguised old man. After using their exorcist powers and freeing the guardian of the village while cutting the evil wind spirit to six equal portions after a battle that lasts five days and five nights, the exorcist leaves with but small repayment. Truly, a legend.

Gen-Wyld Testing New Medical Device!

Insider reports reveal that Gen-Wyld is currently testing a new medical device that allows for the identification of diseases and ailments through saliva. Our sources confirm that the creator of this device being one talented Jason Valent as well as many of his co-workers in Gen-Wyld such as Bob Sugar, a renowned medical professional. Rumors of this device being extremely successful in its prototyping phase has also been leaked and the future impact of such device would be significant in the healthcare industry and could possibly save millions of lives! More updates will be provided regarding this potential new miracle will be provided as soon as possible.

Magic Doctor hoax?

Front page of Reddit : 20,000 upvotes. 

A shaky phone video taken from a gurney in an underground garage shows a slightly pudgy aging doctor with glasses and a round nose. The doctor is healing the injuries of a basketball team, bones are reknit, wounds close in seconds, blood is sucked back into wounds. Various exclamations and yelling are heard through the video as the view shakes in and out of focus. In the distance of the garage a large mob is seen pouring down a ramp followed a man with the stature of a guerilla bounding from ambulance to ambulance to get in front of the crowd. The video cuts out as the giant man rushes past the frame and is quickly followed by a large mob. 

The top comments are all divisive and seem to be debating the authenticity of this video and attempting to both dox and protect the name of the doctor. Other videos are linked from cryptoleak showing the doctor in a more sedate setting from earlier in the night. Anyone searching for more then a few minutes can find the Doctor Declaring himself Dr. Terry Buckworth. 

Ashland hit by once in a generation tornado!

The Ashland spark reports that the devastation wrought upon the town seems to be the result of a freak category 5 tornado. Normally this part of the state doesn't get tornados and never one as severe as that but perhaps this is just another example of so called "global warming". In any case the tornado caused massive destruction to the towns main religious center and the buildings surrounding main street. The loss of life has been less then was originally feared but still significant. In the aftermath of the tornado before the cleanup crews and FEMA started to arrive it was reported that a snow white dog was fliting around attempting to help people. Perhaps Ashland has their very own Lassie in case of emergencies. 

Tom Snart addresses a nation in grieving as it processes the loss of Governor Jeremy Wesley.

A New Age American Hero rises from the ashes of the last:

A WTVC Channel 9 special on the legacy of the missing, presumed-dead Governor Jeremy Wesley and the inheritor of that last will legendary police officer and newly minted head of Tennessee's new Supernatural Police Force Thomas S. Snart. 

The cry of an eagle is played slightly out of sync with a CGI Eagle that crosses the screen, bringing the name of WCTV across the net in star-spangled letters before the fade-in cuts to a round table of interviewers, reporters, and at its head, Tom Snart. The legendary American police officer who had brought in Ky Matranaga when he had attempted to attack the homeless shelter in West Virginia, the man who rescued the many victims of the "Misery Mountain" incident, preventing it from spreading like wildfire across the state, and most recently the hero who's helped Tennessee by bringing in a record number of criminals from all walks of life. A history that would be at the forefront of the discussion as the first interviewer to speak, a middle-aged, eyed Caucasian man in a suit would say

"Today, we come together to honor the memory of Republican Governor Jeremy Wesley. Search teams have been deployed, police have searched, and we've received no demands or political statements as to what may have occurred to the now presumed late governor and thus, for we are here to honor a lifetime of political contributions and, of course, to speak with the man who claims to embody his will in this uncertain time Special Response Unit Commander Thomas S. Snart. First, though, allow us to observe a moment of silence in memory of a pillar of American Politics."

The assembled people bow their heads as the music cuts, and the room is filled with a leaden silence, some praying, others merely closing their eyes and remaining silent in memorium as for 15 seconds, the 24/7 cycle of infotainment stops in honor of a legendary fallen.

The man then brings his head up and addresses Snart directly just as the period ends with 

"With the moment of silence done, I want to get right into this. I've heard it said that you believe you're somewhat of an inheritor of Jeremy Wesley's will. Do you believe carrying forward his mission of moderate supernatural rights backed by strong law enforcement policies is the best way to do this? I'm curious how you think this will help with the horrifying supernatural crimes we've been experiencing over the past months. For instance, that poor woman was involved in what some call the "Cerberus" incident.

How do you propose we incorporate that into the future of America? Do you believe that the monsters who perpetuated that evil deserve rights the same as you or I?" 

Snart beams at everyone present in response, not seeming even to have the capacity to wilt before such questions as the somewhat obese but powerfully built man in an ill-fitting suit would respond with 

"Of course, I believe I am the inheritor of Governor Wesley's last will. It was the last thing he did to bring me to Tennessee and put me into contact with all the resources at his disposal to ensure it'd have a protector. I think he even knew that something was coming; he was always so much brighter than the rest of us that way. He was a kind and giving man and a paragon of what Americans should be. As for that awful business, viewing this from the position of focusing on capturing the villains who did that to the woman rather than doing everything in our power to help that now supernatural family is part of the problem that modern America faces. We need to capture and bring them to justice, but that's the job of people like me. Police officers, forensic lab workers, and our brave detectives make up the backbone of American justice.

I believe that it is our place to handle the horror of the world and that it should be, in an ideal world, the duty of the American people to focus on rebuilding the lives of the victims these awful people leave in their wake. Why should we punish the victims by limiting their rights in the wake of these attacks? After all, we don't focus on serial killers as a basis for determining human rights every time some awful person crawls out of the woodwork. No, we come together, and we help rebuild those damaged communities. So yes, whoever is responsible for the Cerberus incident and the destruction of that beautiful American family's lives deserves the full wrath of the American Justice System. In turn, police should be outfitted with new gear to handle those problems as they emerge; I do not think these measures should be directed at the law-abiding super-able populous of America." 

The interviewer would nod, writing a few things down on a legal pad before continuing his inquiries, his gaze on Tom Smart's various gen-wyld badges as he'd say

"Super-able. A new woke term that's been crawling around the internet, when we both know that the people who boast these new incredible abilities are threats to ordinary people like you or me. It seems that the police cannot adequately protect us with current equipment. While it may be well and good to look at the victims, I do agree that the poor woman who was so horribly mutilated along with her two toddlers deserves all of America's vast care and resources.

I cannot help but feel like we need more robust responses to prevent victims in the first place. An ounce of prevention always beats a pound of cure. You should know that especially given your connections to Gen-Wyld." 

Thomas smiles and nods throughout the statement, though his expression grows more severe with every spoken word as frown lines crease what had been a ceaseless smile until now as he responds.

"I wouldn't call embracing something that previously had no name "Woke," but indeed. There are some people who, when given power, opt to use it selfishly. For evil even. Me and my sister, Police Chief Lyn Snart, and I have spent our lives very aware of the background supernatural threats that law enforcement has always had to face. Still, we've also dedicated our lives to acting as first responders should, even in the face of these incredible threats. We are using non-lethal force until there is no other choice, as we know that at the end of all of this, these new super-able individuals understand themselves as much as we do. This is all raw and new, and in these turbulent times, we need to be compassionate for those individuals even if we find what they've done repugnant because, in my belief, we're looking at the birth of a new kind of humanity. In time, history will judge us by how we treated the latest and the vulnerable when we had the reigns of power in our hands, and I don't want to be remembered as being the guy who kicked these new kids down into the dirt while they were learning to walk."

The interviewer nods and then turns to the audience as he gestures at the camera with a pen as he says

"A powerful stance, but will it be enough to protect America? That's our discussion and our time for today. We'll catch you next time on WCTV Channel 9 News!" 

Once again, the eagle cry sounds, and the logo for WCTV is pulled across the screen as the debate on supernatural rights and the severity with which their bizarre crimes should be treated rages. 

Mr. Ford Gets a Visit

Two men were flown in to have a meeting with Harold Ford for business, the said business is unknown, but it seemed to be a Nathan Hong and a Klaus M Locke. After meeting at the Ford Motor Company the trio would sit in Mr. Harold's office and talk about business and other manners, a secretary would be outside yet wouldn't detail much however it would be some hours before the trio would leave, plane tickets would be given to the two men and they would be happily flown back to their respective homes. Continued possible payments to Mr. Nathan Hong are seemingly in Mr. Fords future.

"The Cerberus," maiden name Cho Stanton, found in Mt. Pleasant SC

"The Cerberus"

Carolina woman and her sons found clinging to life in alleyway.

Authorities responded to a call concerning a stalled vehicle near city outskirts - on closer inspection, officers found the mutilated corpses of the Welling family's two infant sons, George and Emily, and their father Nathan - a pastor of the nearby Christ Is King Mt Pleasant Baptist community.

Just 15 feet away was found the barely conscious Cho with her two son's heads cruely grafted onto her shoulders.

Additionally, the father's missing legs were found grafted where hers should be. The whereabouts of miss Cho's missing legs, as well as a majority of the rest of the family's corpses are pending investigation.

Cho, George, and Emily are all recovering in the Prisma Health Greenbelt Hospital, and both her sons are regaining cognitive function as days go by - doctors say.

Miss Cho Welling has had need to be sedated throughout her visit. While psych staff and police investigators attempted to consult her, she attempted to rip her infant sons' heads from her shoulder, and tear the ventilator out of her neck. Doctors are in consultation with the Doctors of Charité – Universitätsmedizin Berlin; and are reportedly considering a radical life-saving surgery for Miss Cho and her sons.

All across South Carolina, citizens are crying their support for miss Cho, and demanding state action for this otherworldly act of  evil.

Far right Human-Supremacist group 'God's Hands' has denounced this as a supernatural event, and offered a bounty of 60 thousand dollars for information leading to the arrest or killing of the supernatural beings involved.

Next, the weather.

California vs Collins

THE TRIAL OF THE YEAR

In a landmark case, California Attorney General Luke Campbell was dealt a resounding defeat by sitting Judge Anika Brown: Mark Collins was proven Not Guilty by a jury of his peers, defeating multiple serious charges, including culpability in the death of one Cpl. Buddy Johnson

//Included is a pic of a young soldier smiling for the camera.

While the next step in this investigation is unclear, the Attorney Generals attempts to politicize the trial by invoking laws against Metahuman Citizens seems to have backfired dramatically - with Public Opinion swinging further & further against the predations of such known Metahuman criminals as Ky Matranaga & David Silvana, an exoneration for a beloved public figure such as Mark Collins may mean a path of co-existence may still be possible in a world reeling from new terrors every day.

Adding to the controversy of these events is apparent philanthropist turned activist Joao Jean DeLeon - the offer of extravagant payment offered as a dragon's hoard of gold has garnered a great deal of media attention, which was perhaps the point

//An image of an outline with a question mark appears on the screen

What is the relationship between DeLeon & Collins? There was no comment on record at the time of this reporting.

The return of the mother of dragons!

Anderson Cooper 360

Hello, America. This is Anderson Cooper. Today I'm joined by a very special guest, Iryna Vorobyova. We all know Iryna as a humanitarian, a scientist, a celebrity, and a hero. But last year she suddenly disappeared off the face of the planet for several months without a trace. Her closest friends and family were unable to get into contact with her. During this time, the world assumed she was dead.

However last week Iryna returned, extinguishing a high rise fire in the Ukrainian capital of Kiev. She is credited with saving dozens of lives for that event, but it is only the most recent in a string of daring rescues and amazing feats. 

Some conspiracy theorists claim that this Iryna is only an imposter. Is she the real deal? Let's speak to her and find out. 

Thank you so much for meeting with me today, Iryna. 

"Thank you, Anderson. The pleasure is mine." 

Now I think the biggest question on everyone's mind is how did you die, and how did you come back to life?

“Who said anything about dying? Can’t a woman drop off the map for a few months without everyone assuming she’s bones in a ditch somewhere?” She gives a hearty chuckle. “But no, I didn’t die. I was severely injured by a hail of gunfire, alongside several explosions which tried to finish me off. I can shrug off a lot, but that all rendered me in a state where I had to retreat deep underground, to heal and rebuild my strength. They seemed content with not finding a body.”

Well we are all glad that you’re back. Tell me, what’s next for the Mother of Dragons?

“Well I’ve had a lot of time to think, and I can’t give you all the details right this, lest I make promises I can’t keep. But leaving this interview I’ll be making a couple calls, to Green Peace and O.W.L. That should tell you about the work I have planned.”

Awesome. One last question: do you still have the dragon?

“Vuhlynka. He is in the care of one of my very capable friends every time I leave the boat, and the first thing I did after returning was ensure he was in good health.”

Well there you have it. Three cheers for the mother of dragons' triumphant return!

Cultists Killed

A number of cultists have been killed in a forest, not really a loss given all the hell they wanted to raise.

CNN News special, An Interview with Dr.Julie Barre on the legacy of now recognized Prosthetic Genius Dr.Rhea Allister

The iconic news blast sounds, the infotainment cycle that continuously repeats day in and day out, a cycle built to dose the viewer with as much dopamine as possible to keep them complacent more than to inform. Each of the more forgettable than the last leads to nothing but an attempt to placate people into accepting the mundanity of their lives. Today, however, at least one news broadcast was different.

The screen pans to show a pair of women, dressed in somber tones, and with none of the flair and bombastic music that normally accompanies the cycle. Instead, there is merely silence as the interviewer waits for the expert to become comfortable, and then once sure that the opposite side is ready she speaks

"Today, we've come to talk about a problem that seems inescapable for humanity. That genius is never recognized in its time, and we seem to have done it again with Dr.Rhea W. Allister. With me today to talk about the accomplishments of Dr.Rhea's life and the impact her prosthesis research has beyond it is Dr. Julie G Barre. An orthopedic surgeon specializing in reconstructive surgery from Sarasota Florida."

She pauses for a moment to allow the interviewee to wave to the camera and nods before continuing her first prepared question

"In life, Dr.Rhea was never a doctor of much repute, her theories discredited by right-wing extremists who believed and continue to believe that anything even somewhat beyond natural is an affront to their religion, but in her passing and the research on the continued impact of her surgical enhancements and treatments on the children of St.Jude's Children's Research Hospital in New York. Which is why we've called you here today Dr.Barre, I believe you and your associates were in charge of this research is that correct?" 

The woman sits up straighter now having been asked a direct question, and she gazes back at her interviewer with the beaming confidence that accompanies a lifetime of earned accomplishment as she responds with

"Yes, I and my associates at my practice were called in to do follow-ups on Dr.Rhea's work after her passing. There we saw something incredible, minimal rates of rejection, an incredible infection rate of 0% from the surgery itself once we corrected for hospital-borne infections in our figures, and her prosthetics while lacking in aesthetic appeal to some answered many other problems like bone density and nerve connection that we'll be using in even the most advanced prosthesis for decades to come. I'd even go as far as to say that if Dr.Rhea had been able to live long enough after her development of this technique a Nobel prize for her advancements in this field would not have been out of the question. Unfortunately, thanks to the influence of those in the sons of Salem, at least according to their public claims, we will be denied such genius in our time."

The interviewer's expression drops as she pauses for a moment, before continuing with 

"A tragic loss for America indeed it sounds like, despite being on the Sons of Salem's most wanted list her genius seems to outshine their outcry against her controversial appearance in her passing. Which, speaking of, I believe you had an announcement regarding the final proceedings for Dr.Alister?" 

Dr.Burre will nod, and reach into her bag producing a prepared poster with several locations on it and some information she'd read aloud

"Indeed, we are preparing several memorial services for Dr.Alister, where those with her prosthesis or those who knew her in life may come to pay her respects. There will be several smaller showings open to the public of course on the dates that CNN has told me they will play across the screen after this interview, and then we will be having a final private funeral where those of medical status, and those with her implants or prosthesis may attend to see her to her final rest as per Dr.Alister's last will. We've already been in talks with the NYPD as well in regards to providing security for the occasion so those who attend may do so without fear of reprisal by the Sons of Salem." 

The tone in her voice sounds almost hopeful at the end of it, in stark contrast to the somber and somewhat depressed tone the rest of the interview has held but the interviewer will turn and cut this all off as she says

"Thank you, and thank you all for watching as that's our time. Next up, 7 fantastic ways you can improve your quality of life with social media."

Trona Sheriff's Office under investigation

The Sheriff's Office in Trona, California has been recently accused of corruption. These accusations where level after their arrest of an Interpol agent and after a shootout saw 4 dead in their small town. The San Bernardino County Sheriff promises a thorough internal investigation of these claims. They will take any necessary actions and correct any faults in there operating methods.

No More Alien Sightings!

Seems as if the aliens have all but vanished, at least those mentioned in the funny papers, additionally those missing persons were finally found!

Local Community uplifted by Mysterious Benefactor

Mysterious Benefactor Gifts Local Community Leader $8000 a Month to Support Starving Families in Alexandria

ALEXANDRIA, SOUTH AFRICA - In a heartwarming turn of events, Ouma Lungisa, a passionate community leader, has been bestowed with a generous monthly gift of $8000 (150,000 Rand) by an anonymous benefactor. The undisclosed individual hopes to assist Lungisa in her mission to alleviate hunger by creating a community garden and a much-needed soup kitchen to feed the impoverished families of Alexandria.

The news of Lungisa's newfound financial backing has brought a glimmer of hope to this small township, which has long been grappling with severe poverty and food scarcity. With the staggering unemployment rate, exacerbated by the devastating impact of the Ghoul Fever pandemic, many families found themselves slipping into indigence and a life of crime.

Aware of the dire situation, Lungisa has been at the forefront of community initiatives, tirelessly advocating for support to feed those facing hunger. Now, armed with the incredible monthly sum, she intends to bring about true change by establishing a community garden that will provide fresh produce for the soup kitchen.

The exact identity of the mysterious benefactor remains shrouded in secrecy, undoubtedly adding an air of intrigue to their philanthropic actions. Lungisa, overwhelmed by this remarkable act of kindness, is not deterred by the anonymous nature of the benefactor, believing that it is the impact of their generosity that truly matters.

While Lungisa acknowledges that the monthly sum will be immeasurably helpful in establishing the garden and soup kitchen, she realizes that long-term sustainability is key. She plans to invest in training community members to tend the garden and cultivate vital skills in sustainable agriculture. As the project grows, local volunteers will lend their helping hands to create a self-sustaining initiative for the long haul.

The Alexandria community has rallied around Lungisa, inspired by her unwavering dedication to their welfare. Speculation about the identity of the mysterious benefactor has sparked conversations across the township, with hope and optimism spreading among residents like wildfire.

As Lungisa delves into the planning and execution of her vision, the people of Alexandria eagerly await the transformation that this initiative promises to bring. With every seed planted and every meal served, the impact of the community garden and Vegan soup kitchen will reverberate far beyond the confines of this small township, reminding us all of the power of compassion and the strength of unity.

Trouble in Paradise?

"Drug Bust gone wrong, Interpol and unknown assailants to blame."

[Introduction: News set with interviewer standing across from the owner of the pet store. The backdrop shows the store sign and a busy coastal street of people crowding around the half-hazardly barricaded store]

Interviewer: Good evening viewers, we are here today with Ms. Sophia Miller, the owner of a pet store in the tranquil coastal city of Greece. Ms. Miller, could you please share with us what transpired at your store recently?

Sophia: Well, it was a truly terrifying experience. We were just going about our normal business when suddenly we heard gunshots coming from the alleyway next to our store.

Interviewer: Gunshots? That must have been terrifying. Did you witness anything that could explain this incident?

Sophia: There seemed to be some sort of altercation between an Interpol Agent and another man on the roof of our store. The Agent requested access to the roof in order to deal with a drug bust, or so they said a few days ago. It's not something we deal with regularly here in our small coastal city, but they had a badge, so I let them in.

Interviewer: That sounds highly unusual. Can you give us any information about what exactly happened during this confrontation?

Sophia: Well, after the shots were fired, a man barged into our store. He appeared to be attacking the wounded Agent with some sort of acidic slime as they were coming down stairs. It was an absolutely horrifying sight; I had to hide behind the counter in order not to get caught in the crossfire.

Interviewer: Acidic slime? That's truly disturbing. Do you have any idea who this attacker might have been? Did you notice anything peculiar about him?

[There is a long pause, before they continue speaking. Their hands gripping tightly onto some loose American Dollars]

Sophia: I can't say for sure who he was, as I didn't recognize him. He was wearing a mask, making it difficult to identify him. All I remember is that he swiftly ran away and escaped in a van that drove by.

Interviewer: That sounds like a truly dreadful situation to go through. How are you coping with this incident?

Sophia: It has left us all in a state of shock. Our city has never experienced anything like this before. We are cooperating fully with the authorities in any way we can to help them apprehend whoever did this, and repairing any damage to the store.

Interviewer: Thank you, Ms. Miller, for sharing your experiences with us. Hopefully, the authorities will soon bring this dangerous individual to justice. Is there anything else you would like to say to the viewers?

Sophia: Just a word of caution to everyone in our community. Stay vigilant and report any suspicious activities to the police.

[Conclusion: The interviewer thanks Ms. Miller for her time, and the camera pans out as the segment comes to an end, passing by the face of a wounded Interpol Agent in bitter disappointment.]

A Fox News Interview Special: Ted Grundy Speaks on the death of "Dr".Rhea Allister.

A Fox News Main Event on this week's issue of The Ingraham Angle: 

Ted Grundy Speaks:

An American Hero's view on the death of the groomer doctor.

This headline screams across the screen in bold red, white, and blue with a billowing flag behind it and the iconic scream of a bald eagle announcing it to the many who look to the Alternative Facts channel for guidance around the country. A nation gripped by the struggle the sons pushed to the forefront in these turbulent and uncertain political times. Pundits, internet talk show hosts, and podcasts like Joe Rogan poured over this for a week as attention swirled around Ted Grundy's first major appearance on a stage this large. Their involvement in the imprisonment of Ky Matranaga was something they had crowed about for weeks despite the rejection of all associations by national hero Tom Snart, with some even claiming that they had brought the devil out to drag Ky back to hell with a prison exorcism fueled by holy oil and the fervent faith of their order. 

The buzz around this is willingly or not, drilled in the skull of anyone with any active media account over this period, until the day of the fateful interview.

The screen will open to a small, but tidy, room with two chairs facing opposite each other. The intense lighting that came with being on any set cast a glare off the metallic cowboy hat and ivory bolo tie making him look almost like an old west oil baron in some ways. Yet the near face splitting grin on his face painted the image of a child in a candy store as the woman across from him, the host of the show and a middle aged blonde woman wearing a painfully intense pink dress would ask him a question

"So, Ted. Is it okay if I call you Ted? You came on this show today to talk about the doctor that has been pushing our children to embrace the monstrous parts of themselves in addition to embracing the darkness of the trans agenda today, but I have one question that's been on everyone's minds. In these turbulent times, with supernatural threats on every horizon, we understand that drastic measures are sometimes needed to protect American futures. So, we have to know, did you and the sons have a hand in striking down this known supernatural menance?" 

Ted's grin, impossible, seems to widen at this the man's chest puffing with all the pride of a middle aged man having bought his first muscle car as he'll respond with a deep, and booming reply of;

"of course! Though that's not to say that we had any direct hand in killing her, rather, that our prayers were answered by the almighty on high. For though we are but simple servants, the lord almighty understands that when he hears his people cry as he did in Egypt he must strike down with righteous fury to eradicate the great evils of these lands. Just as our prayers too, did eradicate Ky Matranaga from this world condemning him to the eternal hellfire that he had once thought his source of power, so too have we in our ardent faith helped the Almighty to see where wickedness and corruption was seeping into the heart of humanity itself!" 

Ms. Ingraham writes a few notes down on a clipboard as she takes in this response, her plastered news reel smile never leaving her face as she'd continue her questioning with

"So you're saying that the deaths of these groomers, and devils, is the result of true faith returning to the world? Would you say that if we had more Christians, more true believers and republicans like yourself that God would continue to strike down evil in response to prayers?"

Ted nods, and will pull a mini bible out of his chest pocket reciting scripture 

"Of course. The lord is vengeful and wrathful towards sinners. It is even said in Deuteronomy 32:35 "To me belongeth vengeance, and recompence; their foot shall slide in due time: for the day of their calamity is at hand, and the things that shall come upon them make haste.

Now many people interpret this differently, but here in the sons of salem we interpret it as thus. Those idolaters, groomers, and sinners who reject the lord's light will not be safe merely because they hide in the darkness from us, but instead, that the lord shall visit HIS vengeance upon them and they will quake with fear for in their last moments shall know his name!"

Ms. Ingraham laughs and nods along as she nods enthusiastically, emboldened by this statement as she'll say

"Of course, and this is a perfect example of where a godless life leads you. Those who live in his light may know mercy, but those without will know his wrath. Well, Ted, that's our time. Thank you for showing up to be with us today, and we look forward to having The Sons of Salem on our show again."

Ted will nod and stand, tipping his cowboy hat as he finishes with

"It was my pleasure, and don't you worry, the Sons of Salem aren't going anywhere for a long, long, time." 

Then, the exit music plays, and the next segment's title blasts across the screen as the last had. The 24/7 news entertainment cycle marched on as the world was left to process what had been said. 

Store burnt down on extraterrestrial highway

A store in Amargosa Valley, Nevada burnt down just yesterday. Foul play is suspected to have played a part. Rumors circulate that this may have been due to the activity of aliens or the action of supernatural terrorists seeking to infiltrate the nearby Area 51.

Former Pepsi Spokeswoman Alice Decker Discovered Deceased in Ohio - Heartbreaking Recording Nearby; Unsuitable for All Audiences

NY Post 

By Andrew Court, Angela Sampson, Jax Karbas

This story contains material of a highly sensitive nature, including suicide, that may be triggering for some individuals.

Last night, an anonymous individual called in the discovery of two things- a scorched section of field, an abandoned car, and a camcorder containing one video. 

A face recognizable as Alice Decker (or possibly Melanie Dakerra) is turned half towards the camera, her body hunched in the driver's seat of a car. She seems emotionless, her eyes turned away, looking through the front windshield at the empty field behind her. It looks like sunset. 

"A couple of days ago, I realized that I'm not who I should be, who I really am, but that I can free myself and step into my true form--a different form--through death. These flames aren't going to be the end, but the beginning. I know that I will return and finally become who I was always meant to be and do the things I was meant to do--a chance to live the life that I should have all along."

She turns to the camera, her eyes glassy, though her expression remains flat. Her hands fold in her lap earnestly.

"Darling, your love these past few months has made me stronger. It has given me the strength to tear down--to burn to the ground--so that I can rebuild. I hope that you find peace in your current form or the next, with or without me."

Alice reaches for the camera, and the video cuts off. 

Despite Pepsi's commercial featuring Alice Decker hitting television and YouTube less than two weeks ago, and the backlash Decker has faced after revealing herself to have the ability to turn into a telekinetic pony, Pepsi denies any deeper knowledge of Miss Decker's death.

Pepsi also denies any knowledge of Melanie Dakerra, Alice Decker's apparent doppelganger, and her newfound success. While logically, we cannot endorse any connection between the two, as a news outlet, we must acknowledge the questions people may ask.

No family or friends of Miss Decker have come forward to speak on the matter. The scorched land near the discovered vehicle included the remnants of a few teeth that could be traced back to the tragically departed star.

Kung Fu Husky: A potential cult classic?

While it is not a big enough film to draw serious critics, a few minor film podcasts pick it up:

"Asher Keaton's directorial debut is clearly inspired by his old school love of Hollywood action thrillers. A well known stunt man in the industry, "Kung Fu Husky brings solid FX, fights, thrills, & impressive stunts to the table. While all of this is good, it is clearly out of touch with modern audiences, with dialogue & pacing seeming rushed to make way for the next big scene - new actress Rose Vuulpin as Adeline brings notable charm to her role, but can't quite give life to the hackneyed script - this is particularly notable when the villain (Igor Russovich? Come on...) delivers his stilted lines in a way that can only be called "so bad it's funny."

All that being said, the role of jack, played by best boy Duke is by far the highlight of what would otherwise be a mediocre action flick: Jack steals the show with such uncanny charm that you would think he's a CG insert. Some insist that Duke must be an augmented wonder dog from Gen-Wyld, ironically mirroring the plot - whatever the case, the heartwarming chemistry between Adeline & Jack is what pushes "Kung Fu Husky" to a 4/5 stars for anyone who likes tongue in cheek action films like "Shaolin Soccer" or "Kung Fu Hustle."

New York Times Best Seller “ The Chronicles of Charles Landwick: Ghoul Galleria” by Luna Fairfox

The room is dark; dust hovers in slow motions, like the waves of a calm ocean while rain peppers the single window at the back. Shades and shadows of expensive clothing and ornate jewelry are strewn about the room in disarray, as if the work of an angry feline with a temper tantrum tore through like a natural disaster. A single dim lamp illuminates the room- though, the faint glitters emanating from the background are overshadowed by the two figures centered upon the spotlight.

Charles Landwick is seated upon a lounging chair made of Nappa Lambskin Leather- a gourd calabash pipe in one hand and a cracked glass filled with whiskey in the other. Attired in his brown trousers, wrinkled from work and unzipped halfway down the front, packs all manner of mysteries and surprises while his white unbuttoned dress shirt remains open- leaving nothing to the imagination. Chiseled abs glisten with sweat against the light- softly caressed by the scantily red dressed blonde with a pale blue and purple, almost ghostly, discoloration in her skin, like a corpse's casket bouquet. She traces a finger down Charles' sternum and peers up into his violet eyes with amber irises of her own that emit a faded glow. If the cover of the book is tilted, both of their eyes glimmer.

Her other hand is in the process of softly caressing his Dapper Pomp styled brunette hair. The sinister reality of her ghoulish veil, seemingly unrealized to Landwick, is revealed in their shadow, cast from the lone light. A curled claw aimed down at his head like a looming threat shrouded by mystique- an enigma to inevitably be solved by Charles' ever vigilant gaze, yet momentarily a veiled conundrum. 
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The cover of The Chronicles of Charles Landwick: Ghoul Galleria

Reviews for this book denote the love and admiration for the world that Luna Fairfox has crafted, becoming an instant cult hit in circles ranging from your mother’s book club to even modern literature groups, highlighting the appeal of how even the most trope filled concepts can be done well when you have an excellent aithor at the helm.

Tortoises abducted from Nevada conservation project

Seven endangered desert tortoises have been abducted from a conservation center in Las Vegas Nevada. These tortoises where part of an initiative by the Clark County BLM office to preserve the federally protected species. The suspects were seen fleeing the scene in a beat up sedan. Vegas PD is urging anyone to contact them if they have details on the case. 

International Teen Pop-Star Smoke Locket Missing! Search underway in Alaska.

Hello, I'm Jane Tel, with Channel Six news.

Today is the third day of a desperate search for Teen Pop-Star Smoke Locket, and while rescue operations are still underway, hope is beginning to dim.   Mr. Locket, known best for his hit album 'Eternally Embraced', along with platinum hit single 'Clawed Hugs and Crimson Kisses', was reportedly in Alaska for 'a job' - further details may still be forthcoming.  However, what we know is, Mr. Locket was reported taking a fishing boat out into the arctic vortex last week.  Alaskan Coast Guard reported receiving a distress signal from such craft, but the storm delayed rescue operations. So far, the storm has a confirmed casualty count of one, but in the coming days that number could climb as high as twenty as search and rescue operations transition to recovery.

This is Jane Tel, with Channel Six news.

[Smoke Locket's piece, Love Under Veils begins to play]

The Sons Of Salem Releases Their Monthly Newsletter Which Has Gone Viral

The Sons of Salem Newsletter

AMERICA'S MOST WANTED: The Four Threats Undermining Our Nation's Foundation

Chamael: The Corrupted Celestial
From a being of grace to a creature of malevolence, Chamael, the fallen angel, now roams our land, seducing innocents into a life of sin. As proof of their ruthless cruelty, a shocking photo reveals Chamael in the act of beheading an unfortunate soul. We must remain vigilant against this celestial threat and guard our hearts from their wicked temptations.

Ky: The Living Devil
Even the protection of prison walls cannot diminish the terror that Ky embodies. Dubbed the "devil in human flesh", Ky's incarceration for murder is but a glimpse into the depths of his depravity. Our society may think we are safe with him behind bars, but we cannot forget the shadow of malevolence he casts from his cell. Showed is a picture of Ky’s mugshot showing his evil face.

Emily: The Modern Day Monster
In an era where fame can be attained for any reason, Emily stands out as a testament to our society's degradation. Parading around in her perpetual werewolf form, she dismisses her monstrous appearance as a result of "genetic modification". Whether born from dark magic or unethical science, her very existence is an affront to the natural order. Shown is a picture of Emily and a bottle of foot cream.

Dr. Rhea: Humanity's Slow Demise
The fusion of man and machine was once the stuff of science fiction. Now, it's a grim reality personified by Dr. Rhea. More machine than human, she promotes the "benefits" of her prosthetic advancements. But whispers abound that her inventions carry a sinister purpose: to poison our very essence with her mechanized components. Shown is a picture of Dr. Rhea from her business website.

Stay informed. Stay resilient. Trust the Salem Code: Only in unity can we shield ourselves from the darkness that seeks to engulf us.

The Sons of Salem

Change in Ecosystem... Just a isolated cryptid? or a entire new species?

(Characters will require 1 culture, 1 occult, or 1 animal to interact with this event.)

On multiple pages, from YouTube, to twitch, to kick, to rumble, even on Cryptoleak, a video is dropped with a link.

The link is a page that leads to... a summarized and analysis of news reports and articles about a new subspecies of existing creatures/cryptids causing mayhem amongst the American populace...

Even local news starts to pick up on this topic as it gains traction.

A news reporter stands outside what appears to be a park reserve, trees litter the background and around it, multiple warning signs and even fences gating off the area. 
"This just in, Here, live at Michigan, another body has been found. A trespasser entered within this very park and was reported missing 24 hours ago. This is the 8th incident this month. Similar to previously, the body was found impaled and mangled badly. Burnt with Lichtenberg figures along their body and the ground around them. We suspect it was the White stag that was previously spotted here, docile and rather friendly at first, whatever happened has caused it to be extremely hostile to us." As the reporter says this, for a moment, a flash of light can be seen before a loud explosion is heard over the camera and one of the tree's behind the fence sets fire. The crew breaks into a sprint after getting up and the report is cut short.

Scrolling down, a different page is seen. Upon clicking the "Expand the page" button...

Wildlife Biologist in Washington DC has recently reported that entire species, such as rabbits, hares, elk, beaves, bison, even grizzly bears and black bears has been hard found within the state. Skeletal figures of such creatures, crushed bones, almost fully licked clean. There has even been cases of human disappearances such as missing children and teenagers whos body has been found devoured. Reports show that perhaps a new apex predator has been introduced into the environment and the biologist fear for what the continued impact will have amongst the state. Rumors has been spreading of a haunting creature at night, bright red eyes that vanish and disappear almost like a demon. A haunting memory of what's happening...

Another link? Clicking on it, Grabs your immediate attention... a rat that breathes flame briefly seen on a police officer body cam.

"This here, we believe is a hoax, if a rat could breathe fire, do you know how dangerous that would be? the amount of fire that would break out at such a rapid pace would out number what a entire squad of firefighter would be able to take care of!" or so this 'cryptozoologist' states. He believes that the rat is a hoax, yet according to our records here, numerous fire outbreak has been occurring within the Chicago area. The sewers has even exploded 2 times. Food has become much scarcer, disappearing and often being found with rats in them. Holes amongst concrete and metal walls has been found, melted down. The homeless population lives in fear, many are suffering from terrible illnesses already. Things such as hantavirus, leptospirosis, lymphocytic choriomeningitis (LCMV), Tularemia and Salmonella has a reported figure of 30% increase in likelihood of acquiring within the Chicago city line within the past month alone.

Dateline NBC: Chris Hansen dances with the devil in a special interview with Ky Matranaga!

On televisions around the country, a new commercial has begun to play. Beginning with dramatic music and a dimly lit room it cuts to Chris Hansen who is seen in his iconic serious demeanor, seated across from Ky Matranaga.

A narrator speaks over the stillness of the scene

"Coming soon on Dateline NBC..."

The camera cuts to Ky Matranaga with a determined expression and a leather face mask with metallic bars over the mouth, a reminder of his vicious nature as he listens to Chris Hansen's questions

A Narrator's voiceover speaks as the scene transitions "An interview unlike any other."

The camera then zooms in on Chris Hansen as he leans in, pressing for answers, staring right into Ky Matranaga's four black demonic eyes.

Chris Hansen: "Ky, we're not here to dance around the truth. We need answers."

The commercial cuts to several intense shots from different angles at intense moments of the interview. 

The Narrator's voiceover speaks once more as the music builds to a tense crescendo and the title plays across the screen

"Unmasking the Enigma - The Ky Matranaga Case."

The screen then flashes with Images of headlines and news articles about Ky Matranaga.

The Narrator's voiceover booms as the music hits a sinister sting "A town on edge. A murder that shocked a community."

Cut to Ky Matranaga's face, his eyes revealed to the world, proof of his demonic heritage and the hideous evil in them self-evident. 

The Narrator's voiceover speaks a final time as the camera zooms in to focus on his eyes alone, the burning visage filling the screen;

"Will he confess? Or will he evade justice?"

Chris Hansen's voice breaks the tense music and narration, granting the viewer a reprieve from the evil of Ky's devilish gaze, his voice firm and unwavering in the face of evil.

Chris Hansen: "We won't rest until we get the truth."

Then the Dateline NBC logo fades in with dramatic music as the narrator speaks again. 

"Dateline NBC. Investigative journalism at its finest."

Letters fly in from off-screen to display the message

"Coming soon."

Then the narrator speaks as the screen begins to fade to black

"Stay tuned for the exclusive interview that will leave you questioning everything."

The commercial then completely fades to black with the Dateline NBC logo and air date. 

Ky Matranaga Apprehended by Hero Cop Tom Snart

BREAKING NEWS BULLETIN!

"Horrible Cop Murder, Sister Slaughterer, and Known Spawn of The Great Deceiver Ky Matranaga has been apprehended!"

Today in West Virginia the horrible monster for whom there is a nationwide manhunt Ky Matranaga was finally apprehended when he was seen using his demonic shapeshifting ability to steal the skin of some former victim. Tom Snart, who had been on site helping a homeless woman to the shelter was the first responder who through use of his side arm, and his taser managed to defeat the known menace. Ky Matranaga was incapacitated in the struggle, and has been moved to the hospital at famed West Virginian Prison United States Penitentiary, Hazelton also known as "Misery Mountain" until he is to be sentenced for his many heinous crimes. 

Updates will come as Law enforcement provides more information. 

Mysterious Purple Glitter Pollutes San Francisco!

Northern California news channels spread the story (although it spreads farther and faster over social media):

Local authorities are investigating what some say is a simple prank and what others call "pure sadism" and "an act of environmental terrorism" as the pristine city of downtown San Francisco becomes irrevocably infected with purple glitter. Faint clusters of glitter seemed to fall out of the clear blue sky for hours, carried far and wide by the usual Bay Area wind. The phenomena was first noticed by several people and posted to social media sites around 9:00 AM as a light drizzling of glitter appeared. Soon this sparkly layer spanned hundreds of city blocks. Local authorities (as well as the social media-savvy public) quickly determined that the plastic pollution originated around the iconic Salesforce Tower because it accompanied fears of a break-in.

Specifically, Salesforce reported that the phenomenon likely began in the morning or overnight because, around 8:00 AM as employees arrived to the building, they found faint spots of purple glitter throughout the entire skyscraper. It seems to have spread in the vents of the tower's A/C system. A later inspection of the Salesforce Tower rooftop led to the discovery of hundreds of pounds of glitter that was slowly being picked up and tossed over the edge by the wind. By 1:00 PM, the sprinkling of what one influencer called "violet pixie dust" mysteriously ended as subtly as it began.

An independent lab in San Francisco has already conducted an analysis of the glitter and confirms, "it's just your average arts and crafts materials. Nothing special here."

Salesforce denies being the cause, decrying the glitter dump as "an irresponsible marketing stunt to mar our good reputation." Local LGBTQIA+ groups have also spoken out against the glitter stunt. Adding to the mystery, news stations have not yet received any anonymous messages. An estimated 1,000 lbs of purple glitter dropped into the city.

If someone's trying to make a statement, their message is unclear. 

#FungalFeedingFrenzy goes viral!

Channel 7 NBC News with a Special on The Latest Trend Affecting Your Children!

This month has seen the rise of the latest, and perhaps strangest, of the viral challenge trends that have been sweeping through the American Youth today. Starting in Nevada after a video of a half-clothed Gen-Wyld enthusiast known as "Emily Miller" after the woman in question had stopped a strange, and some believe supernatural, hijacking attempt on the much loved "Porcine Porter" that had been transporting alien enthusiasts through the region for the past 20 years before taking a seat and asking a passenger for any anti-fungal medication they had. The video then goes on to show the woman drinking the entire tube while sobbing uncontrollably. Some have likened this to the behavior of a depressed alcoholic, others have claimed that it was an attempt to treat some unknown medical condition.

What is known is that tens of thousands have attempted to emulate this already in the form of a "Challenge". The so-called "Fungal Feeding Frenzy" challenge or as some are calling it "Mushroom Mukbang"' ing, the context of the strange challenge involves eating a large amount of mushroom spore powder and then consuming as much anti-fungal foot cream as possible to kill the previously consumed spores.

Popular streamers have found themselves inundated with requests to undertake the challenge, and there have already been 10 hospitalizations regarding the challenge as many fame-seeking hopefuls attempt to emulate the famous face of Gen-Wyld's "Furry" augmentation line, and despite warnings from news centers and health professionals, it seems like this "Feeding Frenzy" isn't going away anytime soon. 

Slick AI goes live!

Various news sites, tech insiders, and reporters the world over have been baffled by a new player in the emergent AI warzone that is modern tech. With no major players like Meta, Apple, Microsoft, or Open AI behind this new model, many of them are baffled as to where such an advanced model would have come from given it would need billions of dollars in network infrastructure to deploy and maintain the level of users that it has seen. Yet, with inquiries into AWS, Azure, and other hosting services not producing any actionable information the world can only scratch their heads at the origin of this incredible new AI's features! 

Elon Musk has been cited stating that the services it provides border on the dangers, with no legal restrictions, and no distinction on whether or not NSFW or even illegal content can be created with the service he believes that it presents a real and present danger to society as a whole. When questioned as to whether or not this statement was at odds with his current investments in other large AI players, Musk refused to comment. 

These concerns were put to rest as well when Government Agencies confirmed they received a large anonymous tip from what they can only presume is the force behind Slick AI detailing everyone who had been requesting illegal services or information from the platform. Providing complete histories, IP addresses, and even physical addresses for the dangerous individuals in question. 

After this battery of arrests around the globe of confirmed dangerous individuals the public's opinion is now split. Is this all merely a morally motivated AI sting set up by some government agency and now you risk your data and digital privacy by using the service with users having to merely content themselves with the idea that they live and die on the enigmatic creator's moralistic whims, or is the service safe to use and you should only be concerned if you have something to hide? 

The world waits with bated breath to see. 

(Any PC or NPC that uses it receives +2 dice to technology rolls used in the process of research.) 

LAist: Haunted Sleepover Scam Artist Arrested!

Today Johnathan Quiroz was arrested by local authorities in Jalpa, Zacatecas, Mexico just four days after fleeing the United States with the $1,000,000 that he and his business partner Chris Olem acquired through the "Dare & Scare Parlor" scam--a small business formerly known as the Sweet Fun Parlor in Alhambra, Los Angeles. According to the FBI, an anonymous tip was provided within 48 hours of Quiroz and Olem's disappearance making the news. Only $240,000 of the million dollars were recovered at his relative's home where he was arrested.

According to U.S. federal fraud laws, mass marketing fraud becomes a federal offense when it involves interstate or international commerce. Because a large portion of the online buyers of the haunted sleepover packages were located out-of-state, this scam will likely count. If found guilty, Quiroz and Olem could get up to 30 years in prison as well as fines of, ironically, up to $1 million.

Chris Olem is still at large. Feel free to contact the FBI anonymously if you have any information at anonymoustips.fbi.gov.

LAist: Haunted Sleepover Scam

Ghost tourism has reached an all-time high since the rise of Ghoul Fever, along with the scam artists.

Take the Sweet Fun Parlor, a small business in Alhambra, as an example. Budding entrepreneur Johnathan Quiroz purchased the humble kids party place and reframed it as a "genuine haunted experience." On his YouTube channel, Quiroz claims he and his business partner, Chris Olem, toured the place three weeks ago in the evening with an interest in taking over the reputable business. As they toured the interior, it appeared to Quiroz to be extremely burned. However, to Olem it appeared to be flooded out and moldy. They claimed to have photographic evidence of the phenomena, which they shared online. However, upon returning the following day, the interior was in pristine condition.

"At first I thought the grandma was insane, and then I wondered if we were insane... But then I realized that this place could provide something unique--what so many people want!"

A website for the promptly re-branded "Dare & Scare Parlor" offered one-, two-, and three-night haunted sleepover packages at a whopping $600 a night per person for up to 15 people each night. Within two weeks, the location booked up for the rest of the year.

However, just three days ago the Supernatural Sights Society investigated the site and declined to certify it.

"After spending two nights and conducting a seance, the Society cannot provide confirmation that this site is haunted," comments James Madison, long-time SSS Investigator. 

"I want my money back!" Emily Knightly declared as she stood outside of the closed shop, reflecting the sentiment of over 1,000 customers. Unlucky for them, both Quiroz and his partner have conveniently vanished.

It's safe to say that with approximately $1,000,000, the two entreprenuers are living a sweet, fun life. It was a good investment after all.

Kevin Hartwell, leader of the local chapter of BACCA, and Jacob Brooks tragically murdered by Devil Child and His Spawn

Horror Strikes Goshen! 

The scene the camera depicts is one of chaos. Cars run off the road into local buildings, the sound of sirens blaring in the background, and broken families looking on in despair at what was once an integral part of their lives as their storefront currently has a bus from the "Our Sister of Mercy" sisterhood through the front display window and most of the building. A somber looking reporter, a woman in her twenties with raven hair and brown eyes wipes mascara from her face as she addresses the camera 

"It is with great sadness that I come to you all today, as Ky Matranaga. Once thought dead, but now known to have merely evaded justice. The San Francisco Bay Devil, The Priest Pummeler, and now.. The Demonizer of The Defenseless has struck Goshen Indiana. Having proclaimed himself to be the actual devil, he first started by killing Deputy Jacob Brooks during a routine traffic stop where it can be seen that the officer in question did not even have time to draw his firearm before him and his newfound accomplice, a man identified as Logan Wells whom social media is now calling the Arborial Assassin or the Demonic Deciduous viciously attack the man.

You can also see that as they fled the scene after failing to kill his partner they recklessly drove through oncoming traffic. Caused mass devastation and numerous traffic accidents where many were injured, and the local leader of the Bikers Against Child Abuse chapter of Goshen Indiana Kevin Hartwell was killed in a reckless display of disdain for human life. A statewide manhunt is underway for these two heinous killers, and authorities claim they already have leads regarding curtailing this demonic duo's future activities. So, until we have more, this is Channel 7 News Goshen signing out as we observe a moment of silence for the dead."

Blogger Bag Buffet

A news anchor, one of many vying for your attention as you scroll through the front page of whatever news app you frequent, calls out in a small frame with a haunted look in his eyes. You're intruiged. What did this guy see?

The title of the article is Blogger Bag Buffet, a jarring and comedic discrepancy from the footage playing behind the news anchor. It shows a small-time travel blogger's selfie cam, a short video that loops.

The blogger grins and waves at the camera, picking up the handle of a suitcase and rolling it along a street into an alleyway. The bag's handle seems to grow stickier, visible even through the shaky footage, and almost seems to be grabbing at the hand.

The blogger's looking where they're going, and switches the camera to a photogenic alley cat before the camera drops and crunches and muffled screams are heard. The phone bounces and the image whirls, stopping to show the suitcase - now bearing a set of oversized fangs in a lipless, fluid maw - chomping away at a leg that clearly belonged a short time ago to the blogger. The gray-blue suitcase, through beady eyes, seems to see the recording and shuts it off with a frantic, gray palmed hand that reaches from amidst its side.

The news anchor continuse shakily over the footage, his voice bringing you back to the present moment.

"... and as of yet we have no idea what this thing is, but stay safe out there, people, and know that this is the only reported case of... hungry luggage."

Well fuck, you think, at least that wasn't me.

"Bombs bursting at a motel outside of Goshen, Indiana."

September 09, 2023,

A local Goshen Motel bursts into fiery explosions, beginning at midnight. 

Backflips and leaps were seen on scene. The motel was burned, two rooms blown apart by what looks like to be C4, as well as Grenade shrapnel was found on the roof and balcony. Eyewitness accounts are all over the place, It's held consensus that it was a terrorist attack. There was a charred corpse on the balcony of the motel, Presumed a casualty of the explosion. DNA results point to a French man named Aaron Buell, a known criminal. No one knows how this man arrived at the scene.Police on scene found a note reading:

"You mindless brute, I've come to take your life. I can no longer live on this earth knowing of your existence. You must die."

This note seems to point to a murder attempt. 
If anyone has any information on the events that occurred, Please let the Local Goshen police know at 555-555-5555.

"Breaking News: Puerto Rican Town of Weaver's Hollow Disappears; Noted Superpowered Activist Iryna Also Missing"

In an unprecedented mystery that has left authorities baffled, the small Puerto Rican town of Weaver's Hollow has disappeared without a trace, taking all of its residents along with it. Adding to the perplexity, renowned superpowered activist Iryna, who had been visiting the area for undisclosed reasons, is also missing.

Community pillars like the enigmatic innkeeper Tom Weaver and the reclusive blacksmith Sarah O'Brien have vanished, leaving an eerie emptiness where the once bustling town stood. "This is utterly inexplicable," said Officer Ana Morales, visibly shaken. "It's like the whole place has been wiped from the face of the Earth."

Strangely, the surrounding environment has experienced an unexplained revival. The once-depleting flora and fauna are now thriving, leading scientists to scratch their heads in disbelief.

Local religious leaders like Padre Juan suggest the land is now 'Tierra Sagrada' (Holy Ground) and urge against meddling with the mysteries of the divine. "There are things beyond our understanding," he cautioned.

Both federal agencies and the UN are deeply concerned. "Every possible explanation is on the table," commented a spokesperson from the federal investigative team. "The world needs to understand what happened here, especially considering the disappearance of Iryna, who was an influential figure in social justice."

The baffling disappearance of Weaver's Hollow has grabbed global attention, and as more questions than answers pile up, it's clear that this case is shaping up to be one of the most intriguing and unsettling mysteries of our time.

Ky Matranaga, AKA: The Priest Pummeler, and The Sister Slaughterer outed as demonic!

Channel 7 News San Francisco with a new scoop!

This weekend we saw the notorious child, known for his ruthless beat down of the Nuns of our lady's sacred order, and their attending Priests from The Western Baptist minister group was seen using powers straight out of hell in order to flee the ranks of the newfound Cthulhu cultists. It is currently believed that he was following them in order to pursue his existing vendetta against Christianity as across that same street was a protest organized by Alt-Right Religious Group The Sons of Salem. 

This reporters question though remains, if Ky Matranaga is indeed demonic in origin should he be considered a threat by basis of his origin, or should we give him a final chance to prove that he is capable of turning a new leaf?

More at 11, for now this is Channel 7 News signing off. 

CTHULHU FTHAGN!!!

The Kraken tendril erupts from the Bay, & all those struck by the sleeping sickness awaken from their collective nightmare!

The signs are clear...

CTHULHU RISES!!!

Lovecraft was right! In a world swept by Ghoul Fever, a perfect breeding ground for cult conspiracy is born - thousand run gibbering about the rise of the GREAT OLD ONES who even now stir from their ancient slumber!

Laws don't matter! Everything you know is a lie! In his House in R'yleh, Cthulhu wakes! He will sweep the earth of Mankind & dance maddingly to cosmic songs man was never meant to know!

(Lovecraft inspired cults break out worldwide. Most recognize each other by using "Fthagn" in place of "Fuc@#%!" as a kind of dogwhistle. This practice catches on in some niche corners of the internet)

Into the catacombs, not sewers, of NYC

My Name is Michaela Carlson, and today's top story: a dungeon rumored to appear in our lovely Central Park, seemingly overnight. Reports say that sometime in the past week, the inconspicuous spot of forest opened up to a stone archway tunnel, the top of it reading out "Lair of the Mad Goblin King."

Rumors first started to circulate about it during that time, about freakish elemental goblins that lurked inside. Chittering creatures of wind and fire that caused more than a couple injuries to the homeless population, it was recently brought to the attention of authorities after Kent Scott, age 19, had to be wheeled out of the location in an ambulance with electrical scars covering half his body, having barely escaped.

Little is known about the Nature of the "dungeon" but we urge the public to bring forward any potential information about it.

[Contact Angel if there is interest in exploring the lair.]

DAN STEEL WILL FIGHT THE MINOTAUR ::: SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY :::

Come one, come all, and witness the great titan of wrestling DAN STEEL take on a real life MINOTAUR in a fight to the DEATH this upcoming Sunday in Plaza de Toros México, Mexico City.

Bookies will be taking bets! Odds are set at an incredible 1:1.2! Essentially even odds!

Tickets on sale now!

Spirit Halloween Launches "Ghoul Fever!" Costume and People Are Wondering if it's Appropriate

Buzzfeed, user Saturn Holland, 3:36 pm

As summer starts to end, you start to smell those first TJ Maxx pumpkin spice candles on the wind, and back to-school ads haunt children, America's favorite Halloween outlet has begun to move in to the recently vacated shells of strip mall retail stores. Spirit adds new costumes every year, but among the additions this season is something undoubtedly disturbing: "Ghoul Fever!", including arm covers made to look like rashes and lesions, vampire-esque plastic fangs, and dirty looking street clothes. The models wear makeup that gives them a generic wasted, sunken appearance. Perhaps most worrying is that this costume comes in sizes for adults, teens, children, and even babies. The costumes can be seen here.

Spirit held off on costumes built off of the Covid-19 virus and pandemic, so this really came as a shock. The reactions are mixed:

"This is really in awful taste. Steven Silverstein should 100% come out and explain himself, or fire whoever launched these costumes immediately. They disgust me and millions of other Americans." -Lacey Drewell

"I think people should chill out. I HAD ghoul fever and I thought it was funny. I'll probably get this and freak my friends out." -Elsie Sommers

"I swear to f*ck that grey shirt in the man costume is the same shade of gray Andrew Tate was wearing in his YouTube video on June 23rd. This is targeted towards conservatives and trying to rile us up!" -Ed Turpin 

"I literally don't see the problem. People are being too sensitive either way, it wasn't that big a deal." -Jason Rice

Steven Silverstein, Spirit Halloween CEO and President, has yet to comment or recall these costumes. Some sources say that his niece was one of the many victims of the pandemic, and perhaps this is his way of coping. 

A New Meth?

A New Meth has begun to spread around Detroit causing more crimes in the city. Coupled with the fact that the crimes are becoming way more violent with people exhibiting advanced strength while on this drug similar to PCP. The city is concerned as Detroit continues to deteriorate. (Please message Psycho for further info)

"This s*** is fire."

In the most prestigious, pretentious, expensive private school of Saudi Arabia, a fifteen-year-old brat finally beings to apply himself in his studies. Sitting alert and silent beside the boy in the classroom aisle is a German Shepherd. The dog wears a perfectly fitting Kevlar vest that has a fashionable pattern of metal circles along the edges (see GM Notes for Ains Ladeen for details). No classmate dare tease this Pathetic yet Beautiful boy who is at the top of the social food chain due to his sheer Charisma. In fact, several are jealous of his school-attending pet ("Why is he more kidnappable than I am?" and "Why does he get to bring his pet to school and not me?"). Several days and pushy parent phone calls later, bringing one's "guard dog" to school becomes the next trendy thing among the supremely upper crust zoomers, soon catching on among the plain old upper crust as well--a worldwide trend rapidly disseminated via Youtube, TicToc, Snapchat, and Instagram influencers. Private school administrators sigh, kids with dog allergies get sent home, and lawsuits abound.

But the boy? He's just trying to get back into his mother's good graces.

Mark Collins Arrested!

Today: Famous hero Mark Collins arrested by the national guard at the Hoover Dam in Nevada. 

In response to an unusual meteor impact, the national guard evacuated and closed the road to the Hoover Dam today. A convoy of three national guardsmen were killed at the road blockade on the Western side of the dam. Mark Collins was arrested driving a personal vehicle inside the closed area. Details of the case are still ongoing, but the national guard has handed Collins over to the Las Vegas Police Department, who posted bail for a mere $50,000 due to Collins' low flight risk. 

District Attourny Anderson says trespassing may only be the first of several charges against the popular hero. "Despite Mark's great heroism during the horrible tragedy that befell Ceasar's Palace, people like him need to learn their limits. We will announce the full list of charges soon."

Patrick O’niel dies in hospital fire

Wanted criminal Patrick Oniel was turned in yesterday by the famed detective Charles. He declined to give details on how he captured the wanted criminal until any trial.

Unfortunately, later that night, Patrick perished in a hospital fire. Fire crews say the blaze started in Patrick's room. The wanted criminal was one of six deaths caused by the fire. 

The Ghouls Speak!

Breaking news: for the first time ever, a ghoul has made a public statement to the news media. 

Several media outlets receieved an encrypted communication from wanted-dead-or-alive criminal Connor Inkz to cover a particular ghoul delivery to Gen-Wyld. The ghoul in question was captured by one "Theo Simões," a Brazilian citizen who was in the USA on a tourist's visa. 

"I figured I'd hunt some ghouls while I was visiting," says Theo in a field interview. "I had a 12 pack of Milwaukee's Best beer in the back of the truck, and when I saw a ghoul in there, I shut it up and called Gen-Wyld." 

But Theo got more than he bargained for. When he delivered the ghoul, this is what happened. 

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Footage of Theo approaching his box truck as a team of Gen-Wyld handlers stand by. He opens the back to find it completely empty save a few crumpled cans of beer and a hole in the bottom. A moment later a voice off-camera says "Hey guys," and the news media scramble like someone dropped a tiger in the middle of them. The camera shakes and pans to show a ghoul standing near the crowd wearing a Steeler's jersey and torn blue jeans. "Sorry, that Milwaukie Beast has me pissin' like a race horse - had to step outside meep."

The Leader of the Gen-Wyld handlers holds a hand up to halt his people and speaks to the ghoul. "My name is Fredrick. Do you have a name?"

The Ghoul responds, "Course I got a name - what kind of yahoo would I be without one?" The twisted muzzle of the beast could be smiling, it's hard to tell, "We all do, since all ghouls were normal folks once. Or didn't you know that?"

"So, are you going to try to hurt us?"

The Ghoul looks at him for a long moment, as if weighing the options..."Nah. Yinz're just doin' your job. Boss lied about things, when is that not the case? I ain't going to the dissection table though." He turns to the rolling cameras, "Next time you want a cure for diabetes or some shit, ask us first before letting these scrubs try and bottle that shit for you! Not that we'll be hard to find soon, since one in a hundred that got Ghoul Fever are gonna turn to Ghouls! Which there ain't no cure for: I should know."

"Anyway; I'm leaving now - those ghouls listening or any werewolves that don't want to get eviscerated so Gen-Wyld can cure baldness in rich people - keep an ear out for the radio, 'Boneyard 101' and I'll try and help out." The Ghoul turns back to look at the police, then the men with their catch poles, "I'm leaving now, meep - if'n yinz want to stop me, nows your chance - I'm just a 'dumb animal' without rights after all. 'Course, if that's true that also means I ain't gotta follow no laws, doesn't it? Those that try & stop me won't be going home tonight."

The ghoul disappears into the forest, and no one moves to stop him. 

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Gen-Wyld refused the ghoul delivery and refused to pay, which upset Theo. After yelling at the Gen-Wyld employees as they drove away, he turned around and sold the box truck to Fox News media for an undisclosed amount. He says he is donating 100% of the money to the Connor Inkz defense fund. 

Experts agree that the ghoul's figure that one in a hundred victims of Ghoul Fever will become ghouls themselves is patently untrue. However, the ghoul's statement matches anecdotal rumors that have been circulating on the internet since the cure to ghoul fever was announced. At least 10 cases of Ghoul Fever patients physically transforming into more ghoulish forms after ingesting human flesh have been confirmed, however some claim the numbers are far greater. 

Maelstrom Setting Update

The world has been presented with the dire threat: Ghoul Fever. People are retreating to their homes, social distancing is legally mandated, and those who refuse do not have the luxury of the survival rate COVID provided. Streets are less populated, and gatherings of more than 10 people in any given location are banned even within America with violators facing fines of up to 10,000 dollars for locations without provisions for preventing physical contact.

In addition, graveyards, morgues, and more are being met with increased security as corpse thefts reach an all time high by those who do not wish to, or are unable, to pay the costs for ghoul fevers treatment in countries where medical care is not a human right, with some cemeteries and mortuaries' taking up arms and hiring security to defend their stock.

This Setting Update currently has a duration of 10 in-Playgroup Contracts.

As a note, GMs are not required to engage with these setting changes, but we highly encourage it for a more consistent and cohesive world.

The Bay Burns! Chaos in San Francisco.

Breaking News from San Francisco! 

Good evening, I'm NBC News Reporter Trisha Wright and you're watching our live coverage of the Bay disaster. Today, an extraordinary event unfolded in San Francisco Bay as a monstrous Kraken tentacle emerged from the depths, wreaking havoc and terrorizing the region. However, amidst the chaos, one man emerged as a true hero. His name is Frank Lambert, and he played a pivotal role in assisting the military in the defeat of the Kraken tentacle.

Our reporters on the scene have gathered the details of this incredible incident. It all began when the Kraken tentacle, measuring over 200 feet long, burst out of the water, striking a carnival cruise liner with tremendous force. The ship, carrying thousands of passengers, was left in ruins as the tentacle mercilessly tore through its structure.

The U.S. Coast Guard immediately sprang into action as fortunately the USCGC Sherman was doing routine patrols and was in a position to respond. The Sherman valiantly positioned itself between the Kraken and the vulnerable San Francisco Bay, standing as the first line of defense. The crew of the Sherman demonstrated remarkable bravery and resilience, engaging in a fierce battle to hold the Kraken at bay despite their lack of firepower that could meaningfully harm such a large creature. 

As the Coast Guard battled on the water, the United States Air Force swiftly took action. A flight of F-22 Raptors, armed with advanced missiles, was dispatched to neutralize the Kraken. These highly skilled pilots maneuvered their aircraft with precision, targeting the massive tentacle threatening the bay's safety.

After a nail-biting aerial showdown, the F-22 Raptors unleashed a barrage of missiles, striking the Kraken tentacle with incredible force. The impact sent shockwaves through the air, causing the monstrous appendage to retreat into the depths from whence it came.

Despite the military's success in defeating the Kraken, the aftermath of this extraordinary event continues to pose challenges. Lingering fires have broken out on the water's surface, creating hazardous conditions in the bay. Firefighting teams are currently battling the flames, working tirelessly to bring the situation under control.

Amid this chaos, let us not forget the heroic efforts of Frank Lambert. Mr. Lambert, a perhaps more than ordinary citizen who happened to be in the area, demonstrated exceptional courage and selflessness. He provided vital support and assistance to the military during this unprecedented battle, playing a critical role in the victory against the Kraken as he acted as bait and used his supernatural hydrokinetic abilities to defend us from this horrifying monstrosity. 

The city of San Francisco and the entire nation owe a debt of gratitude to Frank Lambert, the Coast Guard crew of the USCGC Sherman, and the brave pilots of the U.S. Air Force. Their unwavering determination and valor ensured that our beloved San Francisco Bay remains safe from this monstrous threat.

As we continue to monitor the situation in the bay, we urge residents and visitors to exercise caution and heed all safety warnings. We will keep you updated with the latest developments on this extraordinary event.

This has been an NBC News report. I'm Trisha Wright and thank you for watching.

Hurricane Sadie Racks Florida: Tragedy at FantasticLand Theme Park

Last month, a hurricane more powerful than any in history fully broadsided the eastern coast of Florida. The effects of the hurricane, dubbed Hurricane Sadie, were felt along the totality of the Florida shoreline. The wind and subsequent flooding destroyed power grids, battered inland businesses, and left hundred of thousands homeless. Local authorities were instantly outmatched. The National Guard was dispatched but we’re in over their heads. The Red Cross could only help so much. Two weeks later, thousands of people had died, not of drowning or the direct effects of the storm, but of neglect, exposure, and a lack of fresh water. Some smaller communities were not contacted until almost a month after the storm, in most cases far too late to do any good. Before the FantasticLand story broke, the phrase "America's Shame" had been attached to the response effort and was gaining traction.

It was only when the situation came under a reasonable amount of control, and billions in federal government aid had been disbursed, that the story of FantasticLand hit with a crash that shattered all other news stories about the disaster. It sounded like an urban legend at first--far too "out there" to be real. Only after the ruins of the once mighty amusement park appear in online video footage did it become clear that the worst stories were true. Shockingly true, unbelievably true, but undeniable.

Of the 326 employees who stayed behind in the park, 207 were eventually evacuated. The fate of the 119 missing souls may never be known, but evidence of death and slaughter was immediately apparent. Photos soon emerged: heads on spikes outside of rides, corpses floating in detention cells, and viscera decaying in the humid Florida sun. FantasticLand, where "Fun Is Guaranteed!", was covered in blood. There were human bones littering the gift shops. It was all the country could talk about. The coverage crossed all media, breaking records for hits, views, likes, clicks, and shares.

The most indelible images, the one most of the public saw first, is among the most haunting photos of the past fifty years. Captured by photojournalist Ophir Bouhouche, the photo shows the seventy-five-foot-tall FantasticLand logo, a bright red Exclamation Point at the center of the 2,200-acre amusement park, shattered into thousands of jagged pieces on the ground. In its place, a crude yardarm stretches between support towers that once held the Exclamation Point in place. Hanging from the plank are five bodies, strung by their necks. Two nooses are empty, the bodies visible on the ground. One has simply fallen. The other has been decapitated. Behind the bodies, a sign boasts in bright red letters, FUN IS GUARANTEED!

Reinforcements were called immediately. By the time employees broke their silence and began telling their stories, the media were scrambling and desperate to get on the scene. Unfortunately for FantasticFun Inc., the legal owner of the park, an uploaded video showed National Guard troops entering the park the very day a press conference downplaying the carnage was held. The footage aired side by side on most networks. Details began to emerge, bringing with them a flood of unanswerable, terrible questions.

How could a group of survivors, mostly children, commit such terrible acts? How could survivors with the best possible circumstances in which to weather the storm and its aftermath produce the worst possible result? What does this say about our children? Ourselves? Is every American teenager just a few short steps away from bloodthirsty savagery? How do we prevent this in the future? Was an American institution that had provided joy to children since the 1970s fatally harmed by this incident, or is redemption possible?

Dallas Zoo introduces Polar Bear Exhibit

Dallas Zoo Has Introduced an Animatronic Bear Exhibit!

In a bid for relevance to the Zoomers, the Dallas Zoo has dediced to introduce an Animatronic Polar Bear exhibit. Visitor numbers have spiked, and many younger people of Texas are flocking to the zoo to get a photo with the cute, yet realistic little contraption - in this viral sensation, some publicists are saying the zoo may even overtake the Houston zoo in popularity.

Pepsi's new mascots!

Pepsi has become the first company to employ supernatural actors! In a bold move on the companies part, two individuals of a mystical persuasion were hired to act in their latest ad, using incredible powers to show off just how great the taste of Pepsi is!

Neither actor has previous performances credited to them, but we can be sure, they won't soon be forgotten!

A woman made of sparkles riding a blue horse, and levitating a bottle of Pepsi through the air, and a man with antlers changing from the form of an elk and shattering the ground with a mighty stomp, a truly incredible sight to see. Their names are yet to be revealed to the public, but their faces have been shown all over the world.

[A picture of a Nanook and a picture of Dr. Alice Decker, made of sparkles, are shown on the screen]

Meet Neil Ashworth: Gen-Wyld's new spokesperson

Fans of high-schooler wunderchild Niel Ashworth will be excited to hear that he's signed a new sponsorship deal with high-profile pharmacuticals company Gen-Wyld. That's right, Niel Ashworth is the firm's newest spokesperson. Some say it's a match made in heaven, has the company faces increased scrutiny over its new diabetes cure that apparently utilizes ghouls to produce in some way. 

Niel Ashworth made this statement:

“In this day and age, the biggest concerns people have come from within. With Ghoul Fever cured, the big problems we in first world countries suffer from are diseases like cancer and diabetes, and issues with self-confidence and depression. Gen-Wyld holds the answer. With their innovative treatments, Cancer can be a thing of the past, diabetes can be fixed with a simple injection, and you can look however you want, take who you are on the inside, and bring them to the outside.

"With the research performed at Gen-Wyld, people of my generation will be able to live longer, healthier, and happier lives than any generation before, and things will only get better. The future is coming, and it’s name, is Gen-Wyld.”

Wooh powerful stuff! This kid's going to get me to smear my mascara. Well, on that hopeful note of American Exceptionalism, this news reporter is signing off. 

Gen-Wyld reveals secret to diabetes cure: Ghouls!

The company Gen-Wyld revealed that the secret ingredient to their new diabetes cure is ghouls.

"There is no evidence that this 'ghoul fever' pandmic originated from ghouls, although they can be carriers. But after processing, we can guarantee that the treatment for diabetes we produce is 100% ghoul-fever-free."

The company has posted a public bounty wherein they will buy any live ghoul for $200,000. 

"One ghoul can cure a thousand patients of type-1 diabetes. These ghouls are not intelligent. They are animals. Animals that are very valuable to those suffering from this disease." 

If the ghould-rush wasn't in full effect before, it is sure to be so now, as anti-ghoul sentiment, driven by misplaced anger over the ghoul fever epidemic, reaches an all time high.

Calls to systematically eradicate ghouls from the united states have not yet been actioned on by any government officials, but many conservative politicians are adopting and pressing the issue as a publicity stunt. 

Ghoul Fever: is the cure worse than the disease?

Since Jacksonville high schooler Neil Ashworth discovered the cure to ghoul fever, he has been praised by the entire world and even granted the presidential medal of honor by United States president Joe Biden. As confirmed Ghoul Fever cases rise past the global 15 million mark, scientists believe the spread is starting to slow significantly.

But the facts of the cure are grim: a patient must consume a pound of human flesh at least 30 days deceased in order to be cured, and the psychological symptoms of the disease are not reverted by the cure.

Pew Research polls have found that as many as 80% of uninfected united states citizens and up to 98% of infected people claim they would be willing to eat human meat to cure themselves of Ghoul Fever.

But where is all this human meat coming from? Most world governments have placed a temporary hold on the laws restricting the sale and consumption of human meat, and the price of human meat has risen as high as $1200 per pound.

Several stories have gone viral of people visiting dodgy surgeons in developing countries to remove an arm or even a leg to sell. Meanwhile plastic surgeons in the united states have started paying the morbidly obese to come in for liposuction, provided the surgeon gets to sell the material they remove.

Disappearances are showing a concerning rise as well, and may expect people are being kidnapped and murdered, harvested for their meat.

Thefts of mortuaries and morgues are extremely common. Some have hired increased security, and some are accused of selling remains instead of following the families’ wishes.

The governor of Pennsylvania, Josh Shapiro, has used emergency executive powers to order the exhumation graves across the state.

“We are ground zero for the Ghoul Fever epidemic. Freshly harvested human meat from organ donors takes a month to prepare, and we don’t have that kind of time. We have a hundred thousand patients that will suffer life-ending psychological trauma if we don’t get them human meat now.”

The governor’s plan is to grind old bones into bonemeal to be baked into bread that will be used to treat the region’s many patients.

"By the end of the week, we will have enough bonemeal to treat our entire population and share with our neighbors. I urge other states and countries to follow our example and put an end to this horrible pandemic. Our lost loved ones would be honored to save our lives from beyond the grave." 

Endangered Cryptid Sighted!

This Just In!

A confirmed sighting of the rare Pacific Nothwest Arboreal Octopus was reported by hikers earlier today - one Robert Ladd captured the endangered cephlapod while hiking in the Olympic Rainforest. He adds:

"I've been spending all my time hiking since the Ghoul Fever lockdown. Just wanted to stay away from the cities, you know? Something was up a tree throwing pinecones down. I thought: "Is that a chipmunk?" But then I saw the little guy, just hanging out up there."

Officials in Washington State could not be reached for comment.

Zombie Attack in France!

Now that Ghoul Fever is no longer dominating the headlines, there is room for new bad news...

"The Beginning of the Zombie Apocalypse?" News channels ask their viewers with somber glee.

"In a town on the north coast of France a new threat has emerged..." The reporters drone on in speculation as the view cuts to short clips shot from smartphones. The monster in question is a buff male humanoid with short hair wearing a stylish outfit and metal armlets with glowing red gems--hair matted, outfit and red skin stained dark with dried blood. It bleeds from numerous bullet wounds in the shoulders, chest, and leg, yet it moves swiftly and effortlessly. It bares bloodied and chipped teeth, and a brief glimpse of its eye reveal a soulless, insatiable hunger:

• With the backdrop of a pastoral golf course and blue skys, this thing runs at breakneck speed towards the cameraperson and his golfing buddy. Trailing behind it are two cops, firearms drawn but not pointed at the two unlucky vacationers as they yell for them to flee the area. The zombie downs the one with a camera to the sounds of a bone-breaking crunch with a horrific male scream. 
• Another video of the same area, this time from a police car camera showing monster in the distance striking down the two police officers with spears of crackling lighting that seems to manifest in its hands.
• And then videos from second stories of buildings where the citizens had enough warning to retreat, of the thing running through alleys and hopping onto and over cars, being chased by two cop cars.

The news story adds that the municipal police successfully neutralized it before anyone else got hurt with the help of an unknown ally:

• Videos showing an expensive European car with dented sides and a broken windshield that is absolutely covered in blood racing down the empty narrow town streets with the sounds of gunfire in the distance.
• A video from a camera on a restaurant patio showing an armed figure in full black tactical gear, face obscured by a dark helmet, rushing past two confused police officers and out of sight into the building (with the sounds of gunfire much closer).

Reporters have no confirmation from authorities if the creature was a disease vector. The police declined to state, instead insisting that they had everything under control. "As of now, there are no other known cases of this spreading," reporters drone on, "with the two hospitalized civillians under close supervision. Is this the end or the beginning?"

As Ghoul Fever Hits 5M Victims, a Cure Emerges

5 MILLION VICTIMS

The World Health Organization has announced that there are now over 5 million confirmed cases of Ghoul Fever globally. And while China and North Kora claim to have contained the spread through aggressive quarantines, most of the world is not as lucky. The WHO explains that the actual count may be much higher than 5 million.

It’s a pandemic that spreads like wildfire and ruins lives almost as quickly. While it does not kill directly, those affected face a horrifying downward spiral. It starts with a fever, itching, drooling, and horrifying hallucinations including worms under the skin. Within a month, victims are reduced to gibbering, meeping wrecks, incapable of speech or self-care.

“I don’t think there’s anything left of my daughter in that. . . thing she’s become,” says one mourning father. Often times victims’ families are left to care for those who have succumbed to the disease and who remain contagious indefinitely.

Noteworthy victims include Michael Phelps, and Jennifer Hudson. Internet personality Andrew Tate is also believed to be infected, as his podcast has become more and more unhinged, and he raves for his fans to consume worms, feces, and other disgusting substances. He was re-arrested after taking a bite of a woman who was staying with him. Mr. Tate is now held in solitary confinement in Romania.

A NEW HOPE

Neil Ashworth, a high school senior from Jacksonville Florida seems to have found a cure for Ghoul Fever. His discovery was propelled to global notoriety after famous movie star Tom Cruise who trusted the kid’s home-grown evidence.

“I was looking down the barrel of a gun, and I thought, ‘hey, couldn’t hurt to try, right?’” said Mr. Cruise in a statement.

Wunderchild Neil Ashworth gave this statement to a group of reporters at a press conference:

“I discovered the treatment for Ghoul Fever through observation. I saw one of the victims of the disease eat from an open grave - the Ghoul Rush means there’s a lot of those about - and noticed that they stopped degrading over the following days. Further observation lead me to conclude that the consumption of aged raw human flesh is both a compulsion for the Fevers victims, and capable of stabilising those afflicted, and I chose to approach Tom Cruise because he is a great actor, and I believed in his commitment to using his status to help people”

Initial studies have confirmed that those cured in this way are freed from the physical symptoms of the disease, are no longer contagious, and case to suffer continued mental degradation. Unfortunately, any mental trauma they had already experienced remains.

However, now that we know that consuming aged human flesh cures ghoul fever, we must ask ourselves: what’s next? How will world governments get that much human meat to that many people? Already, hints of a disturbing black market are starting to show. . .

The taboo against cannibalism seems poised to evaporate overnight, as human meat becomes medicine.

London News Tonight - Fire downtown finally extinguished

London fire services has finally announced that the downtown fire, consuming several adjacent buildings, is considered extinguished.  The fire is at this time considered to be arson, and police are reporting that the fire caused several casualties.   The area is currently being handed over to police, with the area under lockdown.

In the corner is a TV news picture of the smouldering ruins of several buildings.  They're still smoking, despite the rain, and appear to have been almost entirely consumed by the blaze.

Preliminary reports suggest the killings are due to gang violence, although some reports indicate it may be tied to organized crime.

Governor Wesley comes forward on Ghoul Fever!

Channel 9 live!

Cameras flash, the lighting in the room is bright but everyone present looks haggard and worried. Every reporter present, and the Governor himself looks tired. This has been an incredibly trying month for Tennessee. Questions fly back and forth, but The Governor's aides deflect and give the typical political answers until Jeremy Wesley, the rightly elected governor of the state despite his recent controversies, waves them off and comes forward to make his statement with all the gravitas that such a man of state should wield:

“My Dear Constituents,
It has come to my attention that another Pandemic is sweeping through the world and is probably already affecting those here in a way today. It has come to my attention by a third party that the spread of this disease is caused directly by those hunting ghouls and digging up graves. This “Ghoul Fever” coined by the media has had drastic effects on the world in the form of a crippling pandemic that’s sweeping through the population. I am enacting a state of emergency similar to Covid-19 there will be further directions by the Tennessee Health department in a few days and hopefully the CDC will provide guidelines soon. I will alert my constituents to any new information as soon as I can please stay healthy and stay safe. Good day.”

The Governor then turns and takes his leave, refusing to answer any further questions. Who is this mysterious source the Governor claims provided this information, why has the CDC not come forward to validate his statement if it is true, and what does this mean for Tennessee, nay, America? 

With these questions and more all we are left with, this is Channel 9 Live signing off. 

Whispers

There are whispers in the officer lounges and leadership offices of America’s local law enforcement and federal law enforcement communities. The data coming in for the past month (one month after the untimely death of Kevin Sparkles) shows an upward trend in all types of homicides--including murder, voluntary manslaughter, and involuntary manslaughter. This trend is nationwide, almost equal in every state. 

Despite the rise in cases requiring investigation, the arresting of suspects has not similarly spiked. This is in part due to insufficient staffing/funding--particularly of local law enforcement--and in part due to a peculiar lack of viable suspects. Investigations have dead-ended quite quickly, even faster than usual.

• The nondescript car that ran over a pedestrian? It was found at the bottom of the cliffside, burnt out, the next day.
• The lady with a large dog that killed a passerbyer along a hiking trail? The one person that witnessed the attack couldn’t seem to remember her appearance.
• The old guy stabbed in the alley at midnight? Both cameras in the alley were broken, and renters in the buildings above heard nothing.

Likewise, there are whispers among coroners, medical examiners, and the funeral home industry. Business has boomed in the past month, not only due to the rise in homicides but also due to a variety of other causes. These deaths have primarily been attributed to suicide or unlucky mishaps--drug overdoses, falling from tall heights, and the like. 

Hardly enough to make the news in the midst of a recent, panic-inducing, ghoul-ish pandemic. 

Nevertheless, whispers.

(Contact Dae_Kianna if you think your Contractor might catch wind of these trends and want to investigate.)

A new global pandemic?

They call it “Ghoul Fever,” and this year may prove to be another 2020 unless something is done. 

People are panicking as what appears to be a new illness is sweeping major urban areas around the globe. Those affected experience severe psychological symptoms and horrible hallucinations. 

It all started in Philadelphia where health workers first raised the alarm of a sudden dramatic uptick in individuals suffering severe hallucinations along with mild cold symptoms such as a fever, shivers, itching, and drooling.

Since then, an outbreak has spread to every major urban area, affecting as much as 24% of the population in the most exposed areas. 

It is estimated that between ten thousand and one hundred thousand people are infected. A handful of public figures have been infected, including media personality Andrew Tate. 

Experts believe the disease spreads through close contact, and so affected individuals are urged to isolate, which often worsens their mental symptoms. 

There is currently no known cure or treatment for this disease.  In the meantime, the mental health of those affected continues to worsen until they are incapacitated and frenzied. 

US officials urge anyone with information about this disease to please contact the CDC using the number on your screen. 

In Other News

Are they an expert or a scam artist? The mysterious figure Lao Chi has continued to dominate the second page news in Philidelphia due to their surprising photographs of ghouls, questionable merchandise, and strong takes on the current "ghouldrush" phenomenon.

Several online debunkers are blasting his wares as obvious fakes, but question his access to ghouls to take the photographs he peddles. Despite the online takes, a small group of fans or "true believers" vehemently swear by the old man's advice. 

Opinion: Tougher drunk driving laws needed?

Dear Editor,

Today, Ted Windsor was released from prison.  Mr. Windsor has committed four DUIs, and on his last one, he killed a young boy!  And he only got four years in prison, and was relased 6 months early for good behaviour!  How can we in this country continue to turn such a blind eye to drunk driving?   This man is a scorge to our streets.  And the worst part is, I am sure that he is going to go right back to it!  When will we do something about this? When will we say that enough is enough, and actually treat drunk driving as the attempted murder that it is?  I demand, and I call upon all mothers and fathers of our fair country to say enough is enough!   To change our laws so that a man like Mr. Windsor stays behind bars after the first time!

Jane Doe.

Protests in Nashville

Reporting Live from the Tennesee State House

"...as you can see behind me, protests & counter protests rage as the Legislative branch prepares for Memorial Day - let's see what we can get from the crowd."

Team Feratu Supporter: "Batamir's music got me through a rough patch in life. I can honestly say I wouldn't be here today if not for Heart of Darkness. The Governor may not like it, but Team Batamir is here to stay, & we vote!"

Christian Nationalist: "The Governor is doing the Lord's work, & these liberals & @$#*^ are trying to stop him - they tried to kill his wife you know...just say the word Mr. Wesley - the Sons of Stoughton are on your side!"

ACLU Lawyer: "The State of Tennesee is founded on principles of personal freedom: freedom from Big Covernment is principle among those liberties. We look forward to challenging Governor Wesley's illegal land grab in the Courts."

Rabble Rouser: "Der Furher may think he can send his Ubermensch Gestapo to steal our land, but he's got another thing coming - go back to Chicago, you mother-@$^%#&!!!"

..."There you have it folks. Governor Wesley ran on a platform of safety for working class Tennesseans & economic investment. It looks like he may have some explaining to do after the holiday, possibly under Oath. This is NBC News, & we hope you have a great & safe Memorial Day weekend!"

“The Mysterious Miss Wumbra breaks into jail, steals a supernatural suspect, and destroys incriminating evidence.”

"My name is Jane Alison, here at the Goshen Indiana police station, where earlier today, one suspect potentially related to the monster attacks just yesterday escaped with the help of a dark-haired woman going by the alias of Miss Wumbra. She claimed to be the guardian of the person in custody, provided official seeming documentation to the police, and managed to completely wipe their servers on the way out, no doubt aided supernaturally in some way. The other suspect was released from custody, as there was no longer the incriminating evidence linking her to the crimes."

"Anti-supernatural activists are up in arms about such blatant law breaking, while pro-supernatural activists are doubting rather or not there was actually any evidence, or if this break in was just a likely excuse for them to dump the files. Either way, it doesn't look good for our boys in blue."

Goshen Indiana: Anti-werecreature vilgilance to die down? Police urge caution.

"Hello, and welcome to The Goshen News.  I'm your host, Mel Johnson.  It's been a month since the brutal daylight murder committed by this creature -"

An inlay appears, showing a rather clear still of a werewolf on a sunny day.  It appears to be chasing something.

"And residents are still shocked.  Local police are still maintaining patrols, often equipped with silver daggers, and incense burners of wolfsbane are a common sight.  But how long do we expect this go to on?  I have an expert on Werewolf attacks here to tell us more."

The screen splits.  On the other side is an older looking man in a tweed coat.

"Hello, Mel.  My name is James Angel, and I specialize in these sort of events.  Werewolves - and were-creatures in general - are a pretty rare sighting, and this form of hightened vigilance is exhausting.  Honestly, we can probably only expect there was the one in town.  They can always come from other towns, yes.  But I don't think we can stay like this forever.  Over the next couple of months, I'd expect most things to go back to normal.  But that's the most dangerous time.  What we need is for each and every person in Goshen to just help watch out for each other.  Make sure to report to the police if your neighbour has strange activity around midnight, especially on full moons.  If you see something, say something."

"Thank you, James.  You heard him, people.  If you see something, say something.  And now, for the weather..."

A tumultuous week in Nashville. A marriage, a vexing disappearance, and a tearful reunion?

Channel 7 News with the latest on the Governor's marriage, and the subsequent faked suicide and apparent reunion of these star-crossed lovers.

Those of you in the know will know that our great governor, Jeremy Wesley, was struck by tragedy this month. His wife of less than a month threw herself from a bridge on live broadcast, and the subsequent discovery of her decapitated head in the river had us all fearing the worst had come to pass.

Though in a shocking twist of fate, Channel 7 has gotten an exclusive interview with our governor after his wife seems to have rematerialized from thin air! 

When pressed on this issue the Governor gave a statement amounting to that the head was fake you can tell in the video that she jumped and someone tried to kidnap her and fake her death. Jeremy is very concerned that this happened so close to him and is more concerned with the fact that someone was able to produce such an object as a fake head that contained his wife’s DNA. He will say this was an attempt by those who wish to stop the second rights bill. However, with his wife escaping their clutches, he has renewed vigor in pursuing this dream of Tennessee’s future.

While this reporter is not too sure, The Governor at least seems convinced of this truth and authorities have yet to issue a statement meaning at the very least the police seem to not have a clear suspect in mind. 

For now though, in these uncertain times, we can only look towards him for leadership which is sorely needed in these trying times.

So, until next time this is Channel 7 Signing off. 

Car Found Crushed Flat in South Philadelphia

Pennsylvania State News: 

Daniel Stratham, 10:09 am

A blue Nissan Altima was discovered early this morning from an anonymous tip near the corner of Daly and South 2nd Street, crushed down to two feet. The victim in the driver's seat has been identified as Nicole Wagner, 23. Nicole's mother gave no commentary, but the people of Philadelphia would be correct to mourn and stay on high alert for a threat as strange as this one.

A picture below the article shows the blue Nissan Altima flattened like a tin can. Yellow police tape and traffic cones has the area blocked off; the car was crushed in the middle of the lane, outside of a parking zone. A large red splotch has been pixelated at the driver's section. Looking closer, you might spot broken glass towards the back with PEACE and COEXIST stickers still intact.

Ghould Rush Begins: Cryptoleak Post Shows REAL GHOULS!

Yikes, and we almost wish it hadn't!

Buzzfeed, user CryptoFreak, 4:01 am

Just two hours ago, a post was discovered under the #ghoul tag on popular supernatural video sharing site Cryptoleak of what our experts say are two creatures that fit the bill for genuine ghouls! And what a mess- these things are nasty! If it weren't for the hooves, you might think it was a hyena or something with a bad skin condition. This is the first time we've seen videos of them, and honestly, we're confused. Who out there is posting their location instead of taking these guys to Andrew Tate- or better yet, Rihanna? It seems like these are creatures shrouded in as much mystery as stink. You can watch the 10 second clip below:

The video is dim, but filmed with a steady hand. Two creatures are backed into the corner of a box truck, hissing and curled in on themselves in apelike positions: knuckles and bent knees to the floor, stomping hooves, scraping large, thick claws. They are seemingly hairless and have batlike facial structures, with large eyes that reflect red and orange respectively. The sound they make is a nervous sort of gibber. No additional figures are seen or heard in the video. It is titled "Ghouls", comes from the username Lalrawtan, and is captioned with just "Philadelphia, Pennsylvania". 

Gives me the creeps! But to each their own, especially with that kind of celebrity incentive- happy hunting, folx, and stay safe out there!

Is it Ghoul Season???

An anime-girl vtuber avatar addresses her following on a popular online streaming service.

“Hey blubbers! It’s me Blue-Blade, your one-stop shop for all things paranormal, conspiratorial, and under-the-radar waves that no one else is talking about.

“The headline topic for today: GHOULS. We’ve all heard of them, but what are they? Turns out they’re a little-known humanoid species that lives under graveyards devouring human bodies. Beyond that, little is known. It’s said that they eat living humans too, and that some humans might even turn into ghouls sometimes? Wild.

“For some reason, everyone seems to be going crazy for ghouls all of a sudden! Several popular media personalities from Joe Rogan to Rhianna have started asking their followers about whether or not anyone’s ever seen one. Andrew Tate has offered $250,000 to anyone who can give him a living ghoul.

“Is it just a passing fad? These big pink eyes see more. It’s not just the media personalities crying ‘ghoul’, it’s the big businesses and secret societies too. People with deep pockets and fancy toys. News articles and police reports from across the USA mentioning graveyards have spiked in the past two weeks. People are combing graveyards, breaking into crypts, and there’s even a report of a group sneaking a subterranean sonar mapping device into New York cemeteries.

“And with so many wealthy businesses and personalities offering rewards, Ghoul Fever is about to go mainstream. I mean, when collecting a fat bounty could be as easy as getting your friends together and visiting a local graveyard, who could blame them?

“Whatever the reason, it seems ghoul fever has taken those who are more ‘in the know’ than the average joe. Who’s pulling the purse strings? What is it about the humble ghoul that’s got everyone grabbing their pickaxes and nets? People like us may never be privy to the full answers. Be careful out there, blubbers!”

Gen-Wyld Cures Diabetes!

Mysterious biotech startup Gen-Wyld has announced that it has developed a cure to diabetes. Third-party double-blind clinical trials have shown a 95% success rate at eliminating Type 1 diabetes. Treatment takes one week.

Gen-Wyld initially made a splash with its exotic genetic body modifications. But the breakthrough that truly catapulted it to world-class status was BusPlus, a gene therapy treatment to enhance a patient's primary and secondary sex characteristics. 

But the company cautions the public to temper their excitement. “Unfortunately, this cure is extremely difficult to produce. We need investment, and a location to build a new facility that will bring plenty of high-value jobs to whatever city we select. We are reaching out to our contacts and investors, but these things take time. We will bring the cure to market as quick as we can.”

Gen-Wyld keeps the details of how the cure works as trade secrets. 

Gang Warfare in Berlin?

Terror in Berlin - Gang warfare? 

In a local industrial area, residents were terrified by automatic weapons fire.  Police responded immedately, but the individuals had already fled the area.  Reports state that the police have no immedate leads, but believe the public are safe.

In unrelated news, a minor civil disturbance with the 'Cult of the Almighty Light' occured in downtown Berlin.  Local news is reporting that several cult members are sick after group ingesting thorium - medical services were already on standby.  Online social media shows cellphone video of people being carried out of the meeting, one of which appeared to be a child.

A member of the cult calling himself the 'First Ray' claimed that this was required for elevation of themselves - and then demonstrated seeming supernatural powers. 

Donation to the cause!

Estimated donations?

Patagonia who already has 1% of their total profits going to global economic causes while seeking out to be fully carbon neutral by 2025 has reportedly put out another 50 million in profits to assist Taiwan. Following their footsteps right away, Nike does the same with their donation of 50 million directly to the cause. Not only that, but with this mysterious camera man/voice, people online are starting to donate to the cause! 

oh? more news are coming in! Patagonia and Nike reports to have signed a deal with Iryna for sponsorship! They will continue to give their profits into the emergency and rescue efforts of Taiwan. They are donating supplies like clothing and shoes to the civilians in need of it. Also tents are being donated for housing along with emergency ration. Truly a sight to behold

Estimated, donations will come through to be approaching nearly 120 million through the good heart and welfare of both large companies and people from all over the world. 

Iryna in Taiwan! Sponsors flooding in, a hero in the making?

Mother of dragon to the rescue!

This just in! Footage of Iryna, Nicknamed Mother of Dragon, thought to be in South america resolving wildfire is now in Taiwan following the Massive category 4 typhoon and the subsequent meltdown of the Maanshan Nuclear Powerplant!

She is recorded to be cleansing the area of radiation? Not only that, shes going around assisting the emergency workers and civilians! truly a hero! Now with an agent to boot. 

"Whats that jimmy? How bad is the destruction in Taiwan? A category 4 typhoon is recorded to have wind of up to 156 MPH (251KMPH) jimmy! The rain is like bullets and the wind can tear down walls of houses at that point!"

More on that late though!

Comments from media

"Yooo, is that another hero in the making? Its another Mark collins!"

"OH shush, Mark is only a crime fighting hero, he has nothing on Iryna, she protects nature!"

"What are you talking about? Mark protects humanity and the innocent"

"Have you seen him go out to solve some natural disaster?"

"What about the kraken?"

"Killing a giant beast to free some people? What about other parts of the world where earthquakes, tornados, and floods are happening? you don't see him going after to help people."

"What are you talking about? Mark cant be in all those places at once!"

Chaos ensues in the comment section as people start arguing between Mark and Iryna.

On the other side!

"Man, I don't like Iryna, she was so focused on the people that could survive she didn't save the one that needed saving... I don't know, I don't like how she decides that she has power over our life. Why couldn't she save those men?"

"???"

"LOL bro you need to touch grass"

"TF YOU MEAN"

"idk bout yall but he makes a damn good point."

"Stop hatin, at least she is putting out effort, hbu all?"

Cases of mysterious "Sleeping Sickness" in Marin County continue to rise...

Bay Area News

...in other news, the 12th person has been diagnosed with the mysterious "sleeping sickness" that plagues the Marin County - Kira Lee reports:

...thanks Dan - 62 year old Rosa Garcia is the lastest victim of this troubling disease, first reporting lethargy & fatigue before being found later that day in what seems to be a coma. Medical experts are baffled by this continued trend, as victims have come from a wide variety of ages & backgrounds. Thus far, no environmental link has been discovered, though Marin County residents are urged to continue drinking bottled water just in case...

SHUTDOWN OF TAIWAN POWERGRID

BREAKING NEWS

A CATEGORY 4 TYPHOON HAS BEEN RECORDED HITTING THE MAANSHAN NUCLEAR POWERPLANT, IT HAS CAUSED A TOTAL DISASTER.

A NUCLEAR MELTDOWN HAS OCCURRED IN TAIWAN LEADING TO A TOTAL SHUTDOWN IN A THIRD OF THE COUNTRY. THEY ARE REQUESTING OF ASSISTANCE...
WAIT MORE NEWS INCOMING, IT SEEMS CHINA IS TAKING THIS CHANCE TO START INVADING TAIWAN, SKIRMISHES ARE STARTING AROUND, THEY ARE POPPING UP IN AREAS WITH NO POWERGRID BUT IGNORING THE RADIATION... IT SEEMS LIKE THE GENERAL AREA WILL SOON BE IRRADIATED BADLY.

behind them though, there are a few citizens walking about carefully picking things up from what seems to be rubble. Lots of water on the streets. Some houses are broken but not too bad.

Outside of that, though a few news outlet report on it, with even a little research many would know china isnt *invading* more so skirmishes amongst the citizens

New item for auction on Offr.com: Swarmour

(The following video is sent to all Offr Red members, along with a reminder that all contents are considered private, and sharing / revealing any of the details of the video will result in a revocation of your membership.)

The video opens on a short woman with cherry-red skin and yellow eyes standing on a lawn. Some members would recognize her as Mandy the sales associate.

“Hey there, Offr Red members! We have an exciting new item available for auction, starting today. May I introduce you all to “Swarmore.”

She sets a large mason jar filled with dirt onto the ground. She then opens the lid and commands, “Swarmore: formation alpha.” A wave of ants swarms from the jar over her body, covering her in a lattice of ants, all connected by their mandibles.

“Swarmore here is a very special colony of ants. In this formation, they can protect me from incoming attacks.” She draws a knife and stabs it at her hand. The ants swarm to catch the blade, and begin surging up the knife. “See these guard ants heading up the knife? They’re here to give anyone who attacks you serious regrets.

“Swarmore comes with three formations. Alpha here is guard mode. Swarmore: Formation B. Right here.” The ants crawl off of her body and begin furiously digging a hole where she’s pointing. In a few seconds, a sizable hole sits where there was once grass. “These ants will dig a hole quicker than anyone can do with a shovel. And wait until you see ‘formation C’. Swarmore, check out that shed, would you?”

Mandy pulls out a smartphone as the swarm makes its way to the shed. She points the screen to the camera, revealing a live feed that appears to be from the ants perspective. “Spy cameras don’t have anything on this. We are talking live video and audio feed via bluetooth, with advanced recon capabilities. Night vision, too!”

“Now, being a swarm of ants, Swarmore is expected to only survive for about a year and a half. But until then, they’ll be the most useful tool in any operative’s toolbelt.

“Bidding starts at $50,000 and lasts two weeks. We will accept items and/or money bids on this auction, so act fast!”

(Please message Shady Tradesman if you would like to see the current bid and/or make a bid)

Offr.com officially named #1 non-commercial e-commerce website!

Most people know Offr.com as the home of the gig economy: a website where you can find a buyer for your old couch, and a worker to haul it away. It’s the home of everything from marketplace goods and bespoke commissions to task fulfillment and transportation services.

Offr has now officially eclipsed both eBay and Facebook Marketplace as the most active person-to-person e-commerce website on earth. They attribute their success to an excellent interface and a few choice deals to secure key intellectual property rights early on in the company’s growth.

Controversies and protests centered around the company’s treatment of gig workers have done little to stall their meteoric growth. In certain online circles, people joke and whisper about less-than-legal deals being available on a “dark web” version of Offr.com, but the company denies this.

One thing is for certain, Offr.com is here to stay!

Senseless Killing in a Chicago Suburb

(This report does not make the headline news - it is an all to common event)

One Kevin Sparkles, also known as Kevin Adams, was apparently murdered in front of his own home in the early hours of the morning. Three suspects were caught in the neighborhood, & while we do not have the identities of these individuals, sources say they were armed with weapons that have been linked to the crime.

Kevin Sparkles wife & daughter are currently unaccounted for - if you have any information, please contact the Chicago Police Department. Local police & state troopers have footage of a black mercedes leaving the scene, with the custom plate "BOBRULZ" - it is unknown if this vehicle was involved in the murder.

El Paso Museum of Art Robbed! Templo Mayo Sun Stone missing!

El Paso News at 6!

Three suspects were apprehended on scene, though the artifact was not recovered. Police say the security system was disabled, and patched through to one of the suspects phone. The crew, known in some neighborhoods in southern El Paso as BMC, is being treated in a psychiatric hospital. 

Police have yet to make additional statements, though the arrested criminals seem to be cooperating fully with the FBI investigation. Theft of the property of another country is always investigated by the FBI, especially so close to the border.

“Goose on the loose!”

Knoxville News Sentinel

Over the past three days, there has been an unexplainable series of hospitalizations due to goose attacks in Seymour, Tennessee, outside of Knoxville.

The first victims were two teenage boys on Tuesday afternoon. A good samaritan noted they were intentionally harassing the migrating flock that had recently landed in a local park when one of the birds charged, attacking with beak and claws. Then on Wednesday morning a middle-aged woman’s Great Dane got off of the leash and rushed for the birds; both sustained severe injuries. Just yesterday, a father received an inexplicably deep gash across the back from an attacking goose as he scooped up and fled with his young daughter who had wandered too close to the wild birds.

“Two things that don’t match up. First, the injuries are like nothing we’ve ever seen before. Second, what’s odd is that this is migration season, not nesting season when the birds are the most aggressive towards people,'' said Stacy Adams, Outreach & Education Coordinator at the Tennessee Wildlife Resources Agency.

This series of incidents happened just weeks after an ominously-titled report "Human-Goose Conflict" was published by the Tennessee Wildlife Resources Agency, which notes that the geese population in Tennessee has more than quadrupled since 1980. The 28-page report delves into all things goose, including preventative and self-defense tactics (hint: face it even while moving away and maintain eye contact).

“Be respectful of wildlife and give them plenty of space. This as much their land as it is ours,” Adams concluded. Whether the agency, or any other agency, will conduct investigations into these occurrences is unknown.

Anonymous Donor gives non-profit patent for revolutionary device

A two page, article-style advertisement makes the rounds in medical journals, magazines, and probably making quite the buzz in the field of psychology. 

NAMI, the National Alliance on Mental Illness, is proud to announce that we have been donated the patent to a revolutionary new medical device. The device, named "NeuroScan Pro," is a portable MRI machine capable of scanning the brain in real-time, while also possessing the features of an ECT (Electro-Convulsive Therapy) machine.

The NeuroScan Pro represents a major breakthrough in the field of mental health care. With this device, clinicians will be able to target specific regions of the brain with unprecedented accuracy and efficacy, leading to better outcomes for patients suffering from a wide range of mental illnesses.

The NeuroScan Pro is compact and highly portable, allowing it to be used in a variety of settings, including hospitals, clinics, and even mobile outreach programs. Its real-time scanning capabilities will enable clinicians to quickly and accurately diagnose mental health conditions, while also providing real-time feedback during treatment.

"We are thrilled to receive this donation, which we believe has the potential to revolutionize the way we approach mental health care," said NAMI CEO Angela Kimball. "The NeuroScan Pro represents a major step forward in our efforts to improve outcomes for people living with mental illness, and we look forward to working with our partners in the medical community to make this technology widely available."

NAMI is committed to ensuring that the NeuroScan Pro is accessible to all who need it, regardless of their financial means. To that end, we will be working with manufacturers to keep costs as low as possible, and we will be advocating for increased insurance coverage for mental health services.

The NeuroScan Pro is a game-changer for mental health care, and NAMI is proud to be at the forefront of this exciting new development. We look forward to working with our partners in the medical community to bring this technology to those who need it most.

For more information about the NeuroScan Pro, visit our website. 

Fires in Nashville!

News cameras circle around the burning remains of Taotie Little Store - celebrity chef Bu Fang has since gone missing - was he there? Firefighters have not yet got the blaze under control, so we don't yet know if anyone is still in there - locals report hearing a thunderous blast, before coming out to see the building in flames!

While the flames have been contained, the nature of the event is still in question:

What happened here?

Where is Bu fang?

Where is Mark Collins?

Where is Iryna Vorobyova?

Will Governor Wesley take action on this, the most recent bout of anarchy & violence in the fair state of Tennessee?

When will the madness end? Who will discover the grisly fate of Bu Fang?

Murder on the streets of goshen!

On the street of Goshen, a murder has taken place! a raccoon was spotted running onto the streets chased by what appeared to be a alaskan malamute werewolf! Though soon the werewolf grabbed the raccoon, it turned into human aftwards, and the poor girl died to the werewolf. 

ON CRYPTOLEAK

A video was taken of the poor girl gory death. The werewolf ended up taking her body and tearing it to bits. Eating out her head, half the brain grey matter leaking from its lips, eyeball fallen out of the eye socket, guts and gore are spread about. 

Later Someone is seen using a silver yoyo to kill said werewolf.

Anti-werewolf feelings are spreading amongst the populace. Werewolf aren't allowed!
#WerewolfAreBad

News Center Maine - Local Hunters Missing

In other local news, a search is still underway for a group of local men that went missing earlier last week. 

[A set of six pictures are shown on the TV, one after the other.]

The men were last seen preparing for a weekend camping trip in the local forest.  Local police were at first convinced that the men were lost, but initial searches of the area they said they were intending to camp in found nothing.  Expanding search areas continue to come up with nothing, and recent rain storms continue to slow search operations. 

At this point, search and rescue operations are beginning to transition to recovery operations.

Bigfoot Group descends upon Big Bend National Park

Texas News Report Nightly News.

A Texan News Reporter comes on the screen for the 9 pm news.

"As the winter months end and spring begins new life comes to the world. The local parks have had a massive uptick in reported supernatural activity in recent months. In between the reports of the lasers in the south and the Bigfoot sightings in the center of the state. However this has resulted in the local parks have begun receiving extra visitors resulting in higher revenue for the parks." 

The camera angle shifts showing some men riding in a caravan of vans pulling into National parks in Texas. Beside the News Reporters Head with the caption "Increased Visitors."

"It seems as though there is an organization that has relocated to Texas to hunt the Bigfoot. If your interested in signing up for this event you can find their Facebook group called Bigfoot Hunters Unite In Texas. They are accepting anyone over 18 and are planning on organizing many "hunts" over the next month or two." 

The Camera angle shifts back to just the news reporter. 

"Well that's it for tonight's news see you all tomorrow."

TikTok post: MONSTERS IN MAINE

The video starts with a shaky video, pointing at the ground in the dark while moving.  In a stage-whisper, a voice comes.

"Hey, hey, hey, viewers.  You know I've been trying to track down these freaks that live among us.  You know.  Werewolves.  And I think I've found where they're based.   I'm in Maine right now, in some forest like, a million miles from civilization.  You have to follow some winding industiral road with like 'no trespassing' signs and 'private road' and shit.  Total secret base shit.  And now there's like.. a ten foot fence with barbed wire on it.  I'm outside of Silverwolf Enterprises - the fuck name is that, right?  It's like they're advertising it - and this is totally a government site.  Security is super tight.  And... and wait for it...

The camera pans up, showing a shot though a fence.  There's a line of werehouses, each one with a 'Silverwolf Enterprises' placard, a logo, and an ID number.

"Wait for it.  Just.. wait for it.  He'll come out again."

Minutes pass.  Eventually, a form emerges from the warehouse though a man door.  It's dark out, and difficult to see them.  The outline looks vaguely non-human, though.  A tail, maybe?  Or just a shadow. 

"There!  See?  An honest-to-god werewolf.  Just walking around in a government base.  See?  IT ALL MAKES SENSE.  THE WEREWOLVES ARE THE SECRET GOVERNMENT.  AND-"

"HEY!  The fuck are you doing?  This is private property!"

A flashlight sweeps across the video.

"Oh, shit!"

The camera pans down to the ground, and clearly shows running.  There's the sounds of someone shouting behind until the video ends.

Posted: 1 wk ago by xMonstersXposed420xx
Views: 7

President Of The Make A Wish Foundation Vanishes Under Mysterious Circumstances

The President of the Make A Wish Foundation vanishes under mysterious circumstances. The FBI reports that they are actively investigating. Sources close to him state that talked to tabloids say that the FBI are asking them about if he acted strange and that they were given medical exams to see if they were human. The Tabloid go wild about this with numerous theories coming about such as changelings, a demon , and the most popular theory three raccoons in a trench coat.

Welcome to the Faraday School for Extraordinary Children

A Politcal Firestorm?

A Summary of multiple articles, blogs, & reddits

-Iryna Vorobyova is in the Amazon, using her Metahuman powers to fight fires: Does the American Govt. condone sending Metahumans into other Sovereign nations to meddle in their internal affairs?

-What is her position on the War in Ukraine? Shouldn't she be over there protecting humans from fires & shelling rather than saving Spotted Owls?

-Greenpeace & other environmentalist groups welcome ALL Metahumans of good conscience to assist in saving the planet - Mark Collins is specifically mentioned - what good is fighting crime (Read: the oppression of the lower classes by the wealthy elite) if the planet is unihabitable in 20 years?

-Ousted Brazillian President Bolonsairo delivers a scathing critique of the new Regime: when you let the Metahumans in, you have sold the country to chaos. All Brazillians should mark this day as the beginning of the end.

-Ranchers & farmers who depend on the newly cleared ground are less receptive to Iryna's meddling. Will the Ubermencsh feed their children when the "Green Booted Thugs" take their land away?

-Drug Cartels & Cryptid smugglers are not pleased with the media attention. They ponder what to do about it.

Weigh station outside of Davis temporarily closed

A truck weigh station just east of Davis on I-80 has been unexpectedly closed for the last few days. The local Department of Motor Vehicles released a statement that none of the stations scheduled workers had showed up and the DMV was unable to contact them. They reappeared earlier today and resumed operation of the weight station. An investigation is under way to find the cause behind this unexpected closure and to reprimand the employees as necessary.

Magical Show at the Broken Mirror

"Tonight at the Broken Mirror Theater an almost magical show has taken place, complete with pink smoke, stage shaking sound, and real looking lightning effects. The acting was amazing but the effects were a sight to behold."

Grand Opening!

Live from Nashville

"...thanks Dave - behind me you can see the crowd gathered before the new Taotie Little Store restauraunt - always a welcome sight in Nashville's historic downtown district, made even more special by a reported appearance by Idaho's own Superman, Mark Collins - long time followers will know that the Metahuman is friends with Celebrity Chef & Entrpeneur Bu Fang...you can see quite the crowd"

The Camera pans over a crowd holding "Bald is Beautiful" signs.

"Apparently this little shindig is to celerbrate the recent good news: AP news had the scoop - Mark Collins is now confirmed to be in remission from endocrine cancer after chemotherapy & experimental gene therpay he received from the University of Idaho.:

"Thank God for that, Jami - he is cured then?"

"...mu understanding is that Cancer is never "cured" but a remmission is as good as it gets. We can assume his medical team will do more tests...wait, there is a Helicopter circling the building...OH MY GOD! Did you get that?? Mark Collins just jumped from a flying helicopter - must have been 80ft at least! Just like the Avengers! The crowd is going wild!"

Mark Collins: Cancer Survivor

Super hero fans across the world rejoice as the news breaks: Mark Collins endocrine cancer has entered full remission! Paperazzi flood the steps of Boise University as the bald superman emerges, weary yet beaming - the (strangely pony shaped) hand of death has passed him by this day!

Mark is fortunate enough to have a vibrant GoFund Me for the exhorbitant costs, as well as insurance through his new job as an attache to Governor Wesley's Supernatural Enforcement Initiative - a group that mark will be spearheading.

Huzzah! Let the Church Bells Ring! Fire up the BBQ & chase off the mirror bats!

Mark Collins is going to LIVE!

Double Escape

BREAKING NEWS

Bruce Johnson, a suspected accomplice in the escape of Cop Killer James Tucker escaped the hospital he was held in twice today - once resulting in a brief chase through the amarillo, the next without a trace! According to eyewitness report, he seems to have vanished into thin air!

The Governor has called for a crackdown on all "Servants of the Devil" within State Borders, going so far as deputizing local Baptists & commissioning silver bullets for Texas Rangers. The POTUS has urged for calm in this troubling matter, a call that has fallen on deaf ears in the Lone Star State. Senator Ted Cruz tweeted just after the incident:

"If the POTUS won't keep Americans safe, we'll do it ourselves!"

A Thin Blue Line

Police Unions & Federal agents all over mourn the loss of nigh-legendary Federal Agent Dallas Smith - this wound to justice in America will largely go unknown & unsung in civillian circles, as the investigation of Agent Smith's Supernatural Murder is still very much underway.

Still, to those who knew him, he was the "Southern James Bond" - always with a kind word, at the forefront of investigations, beloved by co-workers & casual accquaintances alike: Texas will miss it's favored son.

The reprecussions of this event will reach far beyond the investigation: Police Unions will exert their political capital in the States they hold sway, DEMANDING they be given the weapons & authority needed to reign in these Supernatural Threats. Political forces taking a stance firmly against the Supernatural will find a strong rallying cry from Law Enforcement:

"REMEMBER DALLAS SMITH!"

MULTIPLE NEWS REPORT IN TEXAS

News Of The Week!

A Airplane Pilot was reportably blinded by some kind of light while flying. Thankfully they managed to restabilize the plane but they described it as if some kind of lazer shined into their eye and blinded them.
"Yea, it was really wierd, like some kind of lazer went straight for my eye. I saw multiple lazers before that, they were just bouncing in the air all willy nilly ya know, very very odd." This will lead to more research and indepth looking of what may have caused this incident and almost possible tragedy. Along with this report is some kind of random mass rave/light show seen off in the distance along the border of texas? Reports of mirages flying by as well!

Week 2 of News!

Outside fire hit with water? There are reports of alien activity at night along the edge of texas border. Peoples fire pit and grill are randomly splashed with water and some kind of weird stench resembling urine. Following that, random reports of lazer and some kind of sparkling objects amongst the sky has continued. The sparkling objects is believed to be UFO by cryptid avids. Adding on the numerous reports and encounter with what appears to be flying mirrors at night? 

Week 3 of News!

Reportedly batshaped UFO?! Hundreds of them flying! Avid alien enthusiast are grouping up trying to find them consistently and communicate with them. Some are flashing lights into the sky to see if they can get their attention. Fires continue to attract them before they pour water over it, on trees and on random parks/property. Another airplane nearly crashed as well and now the air space has been declared unsafe for now until it is fgured out what is going on. The lights has blinded people randomly as well. as of currently, 2 people have gone legally blind from them. 

Ship found floating at sea linked to international gunrunner - Interpol investigates!

[Camera pans in]

"Hello, I'm Alexander Holden, and I'm your host for tonight's Alaska's News Source, on KYES.  Our top story for the night is shocking new discoveries regarding a ship found in the middle of the ocean. What police originally thought was a crew washed away in the storm turned gristly when it was discovered that the crew had been brutally murdered.  Interpol has declared the ship a crime scene and has pulled it into port, but questions abound as to what happened on that ship.]

[A long distance, zoomed in photo of the vessel is displayed.  The ship's name is Two Types of Tragedies]

An anonymous source within Interpol reported that the crime is being investigated by its exotic crimes division - was there magic involved in the murder?  We'll know soon enough.  The Lead Interpol inspector on the case, Inspector Bluedo, was contacted, but was unavaliable for comment.  I'm  Alexander Holden, and this is Alaska's News Source.

Next up, we have an adorable video of a fox stealing a fisherman's fish right out of his bucket...

Behold! The FierTe Duo!

Introducing FierTe DUO, the new line of clothing by the renowned designer François Arnaud de Guillaume that merges style and function with cutting-edge technology. The collection features two primary categories, 'Executif' and 'Virale,' each providing unique and innovative features.

The 'Executif' collection is designed for executives and professionals, featuring light armor for added protection and an array of technological features you never leave home without. These include a heart rate monitor, oxygen monitor, GPS tracking, voice assistant, and anti-theft measures, with more features on the way. The outfits in the 'Executif' line include a durable lightweight man-made spidersilk known as 'Dragon silk', adding a unique and elegant look to the overall design along with discrete durability.

The 'Virale' collection is ideal for individuals who prioritize health and safety. It features Level B haz-mat protection against radiation and pathogens, along with the same electronic features as the 'Executif' collection. Additionally, the 'Virale' line comes equipped with a retractable, durable acrylic privacy hood, which provides an extra layer of protection for the wearer and can be made opaque or clear on demand. The outfits in the 'Virale' line also feature 'Dragon silk', which provides both comfort and durability.

FierTe DUO's technology extends beyond the smartwatch features. The 'Executif' and 'Virale' collections use only the finest materials, including 'Dragon silk', which is known for its strength and flexibility, making it the perfect material for high-end fashion.

In conclusion, FierTe DUO is a fashion line that truly delivers in function and style. The advanced smartwatch features in the 'Executif' and 'Virale' collections provide added convenience and safety, while the superior materials, including 'Dragon silk', ensure durability and comfort. Upgrade your wardrobe and upgrade your life with FierTe DUO by François Arnaud de Guillaume.

“Notorious Child Murderer goes free”

Quadir Quest was recently let go after discovery that he was never read his Miranda Rights. He is believed to have been the culprit with a few associates of changing the genetics of children in Marcellus, Mi and the murder of a mother and multiple children. The community is calling this an absolute travesty of the handling of the Law. 

In Other News recently there has been sightings of a Masked Vigilante running around MI. He has been seen stopping crime and beating up low level street criminals. 

Live from Pampa Texas

A Helicopter circles the a desolate lansscape dotted with decaying buildings, decrepit mines, & swarming with police officers - the journalist reporting is talking loudly while cameras roll, fighting to be heard:

"Alright - we have word that the State Marshalls & Texas rangers are NOT waiting for a negotiation team, they are going in - no - they are not, it's...Mark Collins! Mark Collins, Boise's own Superman is going in with...who? A specialist of some kind, maybe...a Ranger? Is that right? Mark Collins, recently diagnosed with terminal cancer is going in with a Texas Ranger to attempt to bring James Tucker out! Now, while the get away vehicle was found abandoned not far in a river, there is still no guarantee this is - what? Shots fired! I repeat, shots fired within the Mine!!"

The camera pans down to the Mine to see all the converging police suddenly begin to retreat, as a muscle bound man comes bolting from the Mine, carrying two men, one in each hand. A heartbeat later, a violent explosion rocks the area, ejecting debris from the mouth of the Mine, which swiftly collapses.

"Oh my God! Did you get that?! There was an explosion in the Mine! Paramedics & police are moving in and...we got him! Mark Collins & the Texas Rangers have apprehended the Fugitive!"

Spirit Binds on Offr.Com

The first real seal for spirits. 
Have you ever wanted to bind a spirit to your soul to grant yourself more power? Well now you can with an incredible new spell discovered from ancient times. The Sacrificial Seal can seal your soul with that of a spirits giving you a way to capture spirits that haunt you.

Who would be interested: PC's that are gullible enough to buy something listed as "near priceless" off a bidding site, or who are specifically looking in the most untrustworthy places to find ways to bind spirits.

Spirit Binds on Offr.Com

The first real seal for spirits. 
Have you ever wanted to bind a spirit to your soul to grant yourself more power? Well now you can with an incredible new spell discovered from ancient times. The Sacrificial Seal can seal your soul with that of a spirits giving you a way to capture spirits that haunt you.

Double murder of suspected child killers broadcast on Cryptoleaks!

Wild cryptids?

An article appeared on the trending page, With 3 footage that seems to have been from cryptoleak.

Cryptids have always been mysterious to us, we try to find proof of them, such as big foot! Today though, We have found more! Always caught on blurry camera, we discovered something else! 

In Washington DC appears to be a hell hound or maybe a black shuck perhaps? A large dog with red eyes and shadow like fur. It appears to go and vanish with the shadows with ease!

In Michigan, a white stag with lightning antlers has been video taped charging and electrocuting hunters! A video is shown where this pure snow white stag charges a hunter who shot it. The bullet bouncing off of its skin. Followed by the stag letting off electricity on the hunter causing everyone to run away, with the stag gone.

In Chicago, a terrifying large rat has been discovered in the sewers. 2 teenage boys recount their experience with only a very blurry photo. The rat appears to be bigger than a person's fist. The boys stats that the rat broke their skateboard and could breathe fire!

How absolutely fiery of a experience! I'm sure these are very electrifying to read. Cryptids are leaving the shadows and are being seen more often! Will we be able to stop them? Is nature fated to mutate and become ever more so deadly?

NEXT TIME ON CRYPT LEAK TIMES 

Earthquake in the Bay Area

On the TV you see a white man with a nose ring and neck tatoo with a big grin he waits a moment and then says, "In a suprizing turn of events there was an earth quake in San Francisco today it was was recorded as a 4.2 on the richter scale. Many people were upset as it interupted a protest on the treament of cockroaches and how all of them need to be perserved and given safe haven. Other residents had nothing to say as they either barley felt it or wern't even aware. The Ken Cowlings for KTVE news signing off. " The camera fades to black as the protesters are shouting in the backgroud.

Cop Killer escapes in double murder!

James Tucker, who recently made headlines after the cold blooded murder of local Police Officer Jim Brady escaped police custody during a routine prison transfer last night - Deputy Kim Kaur & Sheriff Rod Durham were brutally murdered in the escape, presumably by Tucker's accomplices.

It is know one survivor of the security detail survived but is presently in critical condition.

Tucker, known for having been caught on Officer Brady's body cam executing him in cold blood, is considered armed & extremely dangerous: Citizens are advised to shelter in place & notify authoroties of any sighting immediately.

A massive man hunt is currentlu underway.

New recipe discovered!

Today the world has witnessed the charm and flair of the legendary Bu Fang. Everyone see’s a video that has gone viral with over a billion views. A man named Alan appears at Bu Fang’s restaurant and states, "I am here to show that this man is a total fake, fraud, and snowflake." The young man continues his lies. In the video everyone can see Bu Fang taking a verbal beating from him but like all good cooks doesn't respond to the criticism or the lies. He takes out his cooking utensils and with a bit of razzle and dazzle makes an amazing Golden Shumai dish unknown to the world. Every inch of the food looks delectable. Bu Fang gives a long stare with the comment, “This is my house, your skill is unmatched, go home.” and The comments exploded over the internet and for several days this video was played all over social media and the news. Alan has been blasted for being a brat and is nowhere to be seen for the last few days. His family and friends are asking for privacy.

Superhero of LA Tames Wildfire & Flaming Beast: Iryna Vorobyova, “Mother of Dragons”

Jeremy Wesley seeks head for new supernatural crimes divsion!

Channel 7 News: A Brave New World or 1984 in the making?

A blonde male reporter brings in what the channel claims to be a special news bulletin, stating that they're receiving breaking news directly from the Governor's Office before he begins to read off the details as they are conveyed to him, the 24/7 news cycle having trained the man well as he said the following

"The Governor of Tennessee, Jeremy Wesley, released a statement today seeking out the good supernatural people of the world, asking them to back his new motion which has been met with powerful opposition from his opposition, and though many are decrying the effort it seems that the Governor is doubling down, what follows is his statement to the public"

The feed changes, showing Jeremy Wesley. Sharply dressed as always in the finest suit that money could buy, red tie neatly pressed and looking on directly into the camera as he issues the following statement

FALSE ALARM CALLED FOR HOSPITAL!

Breaking news: Greetings! This is David Chapel for broadcast news. Your only source for the news. Today before you is an awful site. A fire alarm was the afternoon at a hospital in Canada at St. Grace Hospital in Winnipeg.  The people are wet and out ragged. Because of the need to keep people secure foam was also deployed leaving people drenched. (A scene of patients wet and filled with foam fills the scene) Out of an abundance of caution fire fighters police and EMT's were called into deal with this massive amount or moistness. We are greatful for all the work of the first responders and hopefully people can dry up quickly and remeber how safe Canada is. This is Dave signing off.

Nationwide Forgery/Identity Theft Crime Ring Busted!

A Federal Bureau of Invesitgation press release quickly hit mainstream news:

The FBI set up a sting on a multi-state crime ring, resulting in fifteen people to date being apprehended and accused of participating in crimes related to document forgery and identity theft. The majority worked in the lower ranks of various Department of Motor Vehicles, and several worked at state agencies including the United States Social Security Administration and the United States Post Office. These individuals have received a range of indictments from eight United States Attorneys who's districts span from coast to coast. Statements were also made by several State Attorney General decrying the accusees' suspected actions--actions which help dangerous criminals evade the law, defraud citizens and government social services, and harm innocent children whos identities have been stolen and used for nefarious purposes for years without anyone knowing. 

Business seemed to have been good before the bust. Eighty-seven false identities suspected to have been made by the accused within the last year were publicly released as "people of interest" (excluding bu Fang's alias and the other alias he had set up recently). The FBI encouraged these individuals to come forward and cooperate with the ongoing investigation, with the associated benefits of doing so being subtly implied.

All news articles also included an obligatory warning: "Forgery is considered a crime in all 50 states and on the federal level. While state level forgery is punishable by up to several years in a state prison, federal forgery is a much more serious offense punishable by incarceration in a federal prison for up to 20 years, as well as costly fines."

As a result of the crime ring bust and public burn of fake identities, for the next several months (GM discretion) anyone using their criminal contacts to attempt to secure new Aliases (via a Move) will have a much more difficult time doing so. The majority of contacts fear that any interaction with their networks and even their regular clients will result in them being turned in.

Banksy Piece Verified in Washington DC

A new piece of art painted in Washington DC, recently believed to be a Copycat Banksy fake was verified as a legitimate piece by top art analysists and curators. The piece known as "The Gang" depicts multiple supernatural creatures from Bigfoot to aliens to mantis-men all together with a friendly human. Many who have looked at it have come away from the experience with more open minds towards the subject of togetherness with the supernatural.

Gargoyles Attack Detroit!

"This is Mindy Spears, reporting in from channel three news. Today at 2:34 pm Central Standard Time, large, comically devilish creatures started burning down several buildings in Detroit's Metropolitan area. These creatures were later discovered to turn to stone under cooling rain conditions, being full of magma, and we're decided to be a form of gargoyles. Those responsible for the attack have not yet been discovered."

*Footage cuts to multiple camera angles of these creatures destroying thing and causing havoc. In some frames the Silhouette of a car moving through the air can be seen, possibly thrown or carried.*

Forced Conscriptions in Russia

---Al Jazeera Europe Reporting---

Complaints from rural areas of the Russian Federation continue to pour in, claiming that the "limited draft" for Russian soldiers to continue the Special Military Operation in Ukraine is disproportionately effecting poor villages & ethnic groups the Kremlin labels "undersirable." These unfortunate Conscripts are being used in Human Wave attacks on the front lines, with little to no training & sub standard equipment. An influx of youg Russian men continue to flood neighboring countries as those with the means abandon their livelyhood to avoid the draft.

Officials in the Russian Military had no comment on the matter at this time.

Angel Feathers Hit The Black Market

The Black Market is abuzz with the news that angel feathers have trickled into some dealers hands. May are scouring their contacts currently attempting to be the first to own their own peice of heaven. Nobody has been reported as buying any however this sort of news never reaches the mainstream. However Chefs, Artists, and those with a taste for the divine that's connected to the underworld will receive news that this wonderful object is currently on the market. However many are speculating that this is an obvious Hoax however in Maelstrom who knows.

(Please Contact Psycho if you wish to know if your character may have some information on this or wants to look into it)

Pharaoh Ra

News from egypt! A old pharaoh revived? 
From a temple of the old! The pharaoh returned! 
With the pharaoh, the civil war within egpyt gets worst, yet, he will start slowly asserting his will through each local area, one step at a time

Texas, Kentucky, and Alabama roll out new Food Stamp Legislation

Food Stamps and social program legislation has come down cutting benefits for people in these states completely if they are unable to pass a drug screen. In addition, they have come out in public statements decrying the new strain of heroin that has begun flooding the streets. Blaming illegal immigration for this rise in new hard drugs, they are cracking down on border policies and travel of non-native citizens with additional random searches and the deployment of K-9s at all Texas, Kentucky, and Alabaman airports. This has been met with public outcry as they blame the recent introduction of Republican Support from reclusive financial magnate Timothy Humbug who has come into the political recently in support of these ventures and has been seen taking selfies in front of food kitchens that have been closed in high drug traffick neighborhoods with the hashtag on these being #GetFoodnotHigh.  

When questioned as to why he has given so much support to this movement Timothy said 

"It's just best that if you can't afford food, and you're buying drugs, having kids, and messing up my country you need to choose between your bad habits and survival. The soft-touch has not worked so I think it's just best for everyone that these people have to make a choice." 

Two Alliances

Five know that an alliance has been formed between the Knights of Equestria and the United Western Region. And then seven knew. And, as the months go by, 331,900 knew. All who wear Kevin’s Friendship Bracelet will receive favorable treatment from the members of a werecreature shadow government that span the United States. Not every werecreature knows about this group consisting of American citizens who consider themselves to have dual citizenship. Some of these citizens live entierly in what remains of the wild lands of North America, and others live entirely in modern society, hiding in plain sight. But all of these citizens understand that the new alliance means a willingness to help a friend in need.

Every friend of Kevin in Maelstrom receives a wedding invitation to celebrate the union of Barbara Kensington (a compassionate horse veterinarian in her early forties) and Kevin Sparkles: an afternoon wedding in Big Bend National Park, BBQ and picnic food, and the uniting of friends. An astute friend might note that the bride and groom didn’t know each other for very long. They may even notice that Barbara is happy but not bride-marrying-the-love-of-her-life happy. However, a beaming Kevin tells his guests that he believes he found his soul mate. Anna Xagua (Barbara’s adopted niece and soon-to-be Kevin’s stepdaughter) is a very shy yet happy maid of honor guest. Kevin’s grandma, who had nearly lost all hope of her precious grandson finding a "good one," is ecstatic. And Simba, Anna’s 10-year-old Maine Coon, doesn’t give a damn.

What might have been mistaken as wedding prep during the weeks before was a group of friends providing a different kind of support. One friend upped the security system of Kevin's suburb home in Chicago, adding an advanced technological layer to the existing magical one. Another helped install an environmentally friendly garden in the backyard. Another subtly drained the bank accounts and maxed out the credit cards of three individuals, one known to be dead and the two others presumed to be dead. Using the dark web and bitcoin shenanigans, a trust fund of $400,000 was set up to cover the additional expenses associated with being responsible for the well-being of a 15-year-old. It also covered the sudden wedding expenses.

Stories have intertwined, this time in a good way.

Legendary Sword Found by Famous Sentai Actor!

The news chimes and while it’s by no means breaking to some, to at least one person, it should be rather concerning. Pictures are leaked online from an anonymous source in reaction to the My Little Pony ARG. They start their leaked video on a black screen and start by congratulating those who were brave enough to seek out the secrets of Sparklestar Swordborn and Friends. The voice is obviously garbled and changed as to not be recognizable.

“However, only one could claim this prize and I’m sure the world will be overjoyed to see the First Knight of Equestria. Well, here he is!”

And the screen will flash to a vivid hidden camera photo of none other than the famous sentai actor, Daisuke Aino!

“This was a shock to me as well! We had two runners-up search for the Smoky’s Sword, but were unfortunately duped by forgeries.

The screen will flash with heavily blurred photos of two individuals. No identifiable information can be discerned perhaps except for the fact that they were both male.

“Their effort was commendable, but it is time to usher in and welcome our First Knight, the holder of a legendary blade imbued by the power of Smoky’s resolve! We eagerly await their process in spreading friendship and love across the planet!”

The Blue Daimyo/Rocker Missing multiple shows! Public suspect foul play? (Fringe)

A new rising star amongst the punk rock group scene. Given the name The Blue Daimyo, has stopped appearing out of nowhere! Believed to possibly be foul play from the goverment or rivaling band that wishes to squash such a star. The band she had joined, Mizugumo is now found without a lead vocalist and guitarist! Leaving them in shambles as they start looking everywhere for her. A missing person notice will be out for The Blue Daimyo, if anyone sees her, please inform the NPSC or NPA. You may also inform Mizugumo if you have found any possible clues as to her where abouts!

Temple Closed (Insular)

A rather well known local temple with a tourist industry is found to be closed for a month as the daughter of the head priest was sick. The head priest had to declare a safety concern after the whole Covid 19 ordeal and decided to isolate the temple closing it down. The general tourist economy in the area went for by 10%. But through mysterious means, the daughter of the head priest was found to be recovering soon. With it, the head priest opened the temple once again, with a face full of joy, bring back the tourist industry and economy. 

It’s Getting Quiet

In an expanse of Wildreness in America a predator has taken up a nesting area for unknown reasons. Though typically migrating is it's normal behavior it has chosen to stay and deviate from this standard behavior. It possesses a voracious appetite and seems to be incredibly picky in what it eats to the point of eating something to extinction in the area it claims. Some may have begun to notice that a few species have dispersed from this area but they seem to have chosen to not alert anyone. Three species have already disappeared throwing the location ecosystem into turmoil. Should this continue a total ecosystem crash is a potential in the area. The species that make up an ecosystem are connected in complex "food webs" of eater and eaten. When one species disappears, its predators can no longer eat it and its prey are no longer eaten by it. Changes in these populations affect others. Such impact 'cascades' can be unpredictable and sometimes catastrophic.

This Just In...

At 7am local time, Jules Point - a man named by the creature Connor Metal just before his brutal death at the hands of an angry mob, was seen today to stop his Audi in the middle of traffic on the high point Pennsacola Bay Bridge - as enraged commuters looked on, he stepped out of his car, moved to the edge, raised his arms to the sky & apparently (according to onlookers) shouted:

"CHAMAEL, FORGIVE ME!"

Before leaping to the waters below - the car snagged EMS response, so far Mr. Point has not been found.

Pagnanelli CEO Steps Down | His Son Takes Over and Makes a Statement

A time slot is selected on several news channels mainly across the US. It is titled as a Public Announcement: Pagnanelli CEO Steps Down.

When the time slot arrives, a live conference in an undisclosed location appears on screen. There’s a pause for a few seconds before a man, well dressed in a suit and tie and dress pants walks on stage. His short cut matte black hair is a bit messy, his eyes are baggy, and his face is difficult to read, but he immediately speaks without script or hesitation,

“Greetings, fellow Americans. I hope your holidays are as warm as they are fortunate. I regret to inform you that the CEO of Pagnanelli Industries has stepped down. He referenced his short sightedness and old methods for the company’s stagnation and for that, he offers his sincerest apologies. He plans to retire and will likely never return to corporate politics in the future.”

The man pauses, takes a deep breath, and stands up a bit straighter,

“Thus, I, his son, Jonathan Pagnanelli, will be taking his place as CEO henceforth.”

Cameras flash and questions immediately spew from the lips of anxious reporters, but as Jonathon begins to speak, they quiet down.

“Rest assured, our objectives to protect the people and pioneer a new age of technology has not changed. We still intend to provide protection against the negatively inclined gifted among us, however, I fully believe in a future society where the gifted can walk among us without the need to hide their true nature from us. My gifted friends, I speak directly to you. If you are with us, we are willing to extend a hand to help… However, if you choose to stand against us, we will not hesitate to protect the people and ourselves in full cooperation with the authorities. My father may have been old, but he was a family man at heart and he protected his kin like no other. I plan to follow him in that respect. Thank you for your time.”

Jonathan adjusted his suit and walked off the podium. To any perceptive individuals, a card of some sort peeked out of his suit pocket. The words were small and surprisingly legible, but would definitely need to be looked at a little closely to gleam their meaning.

GM Note: Feel free to DM Riley with respect to additional information regarding this world event.

Purdue to move in on small town after harrowing murder spree!

Channel 7 News Tennessee with a special report 

Tragedy struck the tiny town of Nolen's Gap this past week when it was discovered that a serial killer had sprouted up within its quiet rural domain once again. Our special reporter Danielle Riveria is here to cover the strange and harrowing saga of the small town as it struggles to recover from the deadly blow dealt to its citizens and its economy.  

The feed swaps for a moment, cutting to show a professional-looking woman outside a police department where police tape and shattered windows can do little to shield the public from the sight of the horror within, and though the camera's focus is elsewhere this shot is the angle that will captivate local news all across Tennessee for about a week.

The woman pauses to gaze at the horror before turning back, with a false smile plastered on to mask the revulsion she doubtlessly felt at what she had just witnessed as she turns to report

"This small Tennessee town was gripped in terror this past week, In positive news, it seems it has been confirmed that chicken giant Purdue will be stepping in to fill the hole left behind by the departure of the once loved locally owned chicken farm, providing jobs and stability in these uncertain times to these country folk who were in desperate need.

Now, some minority voices have been raised in protest stating that this marks the death of the small town's independence, but we at Channel 7 couldn't disagree more. In bringing in the big boys, this small town is also bringing in big business wages to match its big business acumen, and we think this town's residents will smile a little wider once they open up those first paychecks. Until next time, this is Channel 7 Tennesse signing out. "

The feed cuts back, and the story is immediately moved over to another. Discussing yet another horrific school shooting. One in a march of a thousand modern tragedies. Forgotten before the week is done for those not watching. 

My Little Pony: The Story of Sparklestar Swordborn and Friends!

A surprise release of a full My Little Pony TV show has been leaked online, but there are more than a few oddities to accompany it. For starters, questions about its quality. The more niche side of the internet is in a bit of a positive uproar, but most others are met with confusion. Hasbro has come forward to announce that they were not the creators of the show, cementing this as an assumed fan-made creation. The YouTube community caught wind and some are starting to report on it,

"Dude, I don't understand how they even did this! It looks way too real! Like, look at that edge line and compare it to every other movie that's been released in the last decade. I guarantee you, you will never find one so consistent. The budget on this had to be insane!"

"The pores stretch! The pores stretch!"

"It really is a wonder. Just looking at it- you can usually tell what studio or person made this, but it has a completely unique style we don't see anywhere else."

“Yo, Pixar and Disney better watch the fuck out! There’s a new kid on the block!”

The show depicts the adventures of Sparklestar Swordborn and his band of friends defending the public from monsters, and the greedy and selfish villains wielding superhuman abilities. Specifically, the story takes great care in fleshing out the main characters and their motivation for gaining their own abilities and powerful game changing equipment and armor. While not all are entirely noble, the characters are however sympathetic and many online have expressed their love for them in the way Tumblr and 4chan tend to. Art shows up on various forums of some prominent main characters:

Platinum Moon

Onyx Armor

Brisk Spirit

Cookie Dough

However, that is not where the oddities end. There are 12 episodes in total- or well, there are supposed to be. The 11th episode is noticeably absent- the episodes skip from 10 and move straight to 12 as if it were just plucked out of the pile. In any case, all 11 episodes are titled and while the actual episodes themselves are played straight, after the ending theme, some people have noticed that a set of numbers flash on the screen for the final frame of every episode that was released. A list has already been compiled:

Episode Names | Numbers/Letters

1. A new adventure awaits for us | adf
2. What a wonderful wonder friendship brings | 9f5
3. Kindness is never in short supply | 4d
4. For honesty, no pony can deny | 2d3
5. When danger makes you wanna hide | 829
6. A heart that shines so beautiful | 89
7. We'll make it special every time | 232
8. Do you know you're all my very best Friends! | e4
   
9. Our friendship's magic and it's growing every day | c60
   
10. What is friendship all about | 314
11. (Absent)
12. Friendship is magic! | bf5

Furthermore, alongside each episode, still images were also uploaded- 12 in total. The file names of the still images correspond directly with the episode names they released with. Most of it is poses or action shots of the characters fighting against evil and even though there is no 11th episode, there is an 11th image. However, instead of an action shot, it's about 2000 lines of gray text in tiny size ten font on a pure black background that reads:

"Do not open me! Do not open me! Do not open me! Do not open me! Do not open me! Do not open me! Do not open me! Do not open me! Do not open me! Do not open me! Do not open me! Do not open me! Do not open me! Do not open me! Do not open me! Do not open me! Do not open me! Do not open me! Do not open me! Do not open me! Do not open me! Do not open me! Do not open me! Do not open me! Do not open me! Do not open me! Do not open me! Do not open me! Do not open me! Do not open me! Do not open me! Do not open me! Do not open me! Do not open me! Do not open me! Do not open me! Do not open me! Do not open me! Do not open me! Do not open me! Do not open me! Do not open me! Do not open me! Do not open me! Do not open me! Do not open me! Do not open me! Do not open me! Do not open me! Do not open me! Do not open me!

There is more to this Pandora’s box than where I come from…”

So far, nobody has been able to figure out what this means.

GM’s Note: DM Riley on discord to verify if your Contractor would have information related to this World Event or would want more information related to this world event.

Appendix (Full My Little Pony Intro Theme):

My Little Pony, My Little Pony,
What is friendship all about?
My Little Pony, My Little Pony
Friendship is magic!

(My Little Pony)
I used to wonder what friendship could be.
(My Little Pony)
Until you all shared its magic with me.

When I was young I was too busy to make any friends.
Such silliness did not seem worth the effort it expends.
But my little ponies, you opened up my eyes
And now the truth is crystal clear, as splendid summer skies.
And it's such a wonderful surprise.

(My Little Pony)
I used to wonder what friendship could be.
(My Little Pony)
Until you all shared its magic with me.

When danger makes me wanna hide, you'll Rainbow Dash to my side,
Kindness is never in short supply, once smitten twice Fluttershy.
For honesty no pony can deny, you are the Applejack of my eye,
A heart that shines so beautiful, a Rarity to come by
And you all make fun and laughter as easy as Pinkie Pie!

(My Little Pony)
I used to wonder what friendship could be.
(My Little Pony)
Until you all shared its magic with me.

Our friendship's magic and it's growing all the time.
A new adventure waits for us each day is yours and mine.
We'll make it special every time!
We'll make it special every time!

(My Little Pony)
What a wonderful wonder friendship brings
(My Little Pony)
Do you know you're all my very best
(Friends!) Friends, you're my very best
(Friends!) Friends, you're my very best
(Friends!) Friends, you're my very best
(Friends!) Friends!

New Charity Organization offers Insulin to various communities at Florida

                                                Recently in the wealthy city of Palm Beach, a Charity was started by Edgar Trowsten, going by the name of the Millerson Foundation, named after his son of 6, dying to a diabetic related condition due to a lack of insulin. Given how his last charity collapsed due to a lack of funding, it came as much surprise to him when multiple anonymous donaters sent 10s of thousands of dollars his way, properly funding the charity to start Insulin production and giving it away to those in need, working with Hen's Truckers to transport them from town to town to help those who can't afford life saving insulin normally

Decker Security Services

A new Sheriff is in town! After filing a bewildering number of forms, navigating mine fields of licenscing & permits, & losing sleep over having filed taxable status correctly, Jason Decker is the Owner/Operator of Decker Security Service - a Security Consultant offering Close Protection Security/Bodyguard services to paying clients.

The Grand Opening! Pop the Champagne!

Well...you would be popping the champagne - if you could afford it. After a Month of getting things set up, you still haven't got that phone to ring - a buddy of your buddy says he can build you a sweet website for $20k - promises you'll be swimming in work!

Somehow, being a grunt in the Military seemed a lot easier...

Mark Collins starts GoFundMe

Mark Collins has spent his whole life helping others, now it's your turn to help him.

Mark's goal for this is $375,000, enough to cover chemo, pharmaceuticals, and day to day expenses since being a hero doesn't pay the bills.

If he does not raise these funds, Mark will do his best to continue helping people as long as he can, but his Doctor only gives him 6 months without treatment as it has been discovered his cancer has metastisized from his pituitary and spread throughout his body, requiring heavy chemo.

"Mark showed up and, after getting to know him a little, he gave us hope where there was none before. Made us think we could make a difference. It's the least we can do." 

William Cerrow, heir to the shipwrecked MV Bianca. 

"He killed the Kraken for us when one else was coming, and even saw us all to shore individually. He even helped me find relatives after that and get back on my feet."

Just what you can spare, Mark wouldn't want it any other way.